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finsrclowns
01-05-2007, 04:28 PM
Here's the secret never before revealed details of how it happened:

Saban: We need to decide between Brees and Dunsay. What do you think?

Krusty the Scout: I'd have to go with Dunsay myself, he's a known quantity.

Saban: Lay it out for me.

Krusty: Well a high percentage of Dunsay's fumbles have been recovered by his own team.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Hard to say. He hasn't fumbled enough to give a fair sample on that issue.

Saban: What else?

Krusty: Dunsay likes the long ball so a lot of his pics are like punts.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He hasn't thrown enough pics to make much of a case either way.

Saban: Anthing else?

Krusty: Dunsay is lethal throwing to Randy Moss.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's never even completed a pass to Randy Moss.

Saban: How about health issues?

Krusty: Well Dunsay's knee is hamburger, but he doesn't throw with his knee. His arm's fine.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Last we checked Brees could barely lift his arm, never mind throw.

Saban: Hmm.....What about compensation?

Krusty: Well Dunsay hasn't mentioned his contract being redone in almost 5 minutes.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's demanding a new deal right now. But to be fair, the Vikes are demanding a 2nd round pick for Dunsay- there's no pick required for Brees.

Saban: The pick doesn't matter, Mueller would just blow it anyway. It looks like a slam dunk to me- Dunsay's our man.

Krusty: Totally agree. Whoever's stupid enough to sign Brees is going to get that coach fired.

:lol:

like2god
01-05-2007, 04:34 PM
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/President%20Bushs%20middle%20finger.jpg :lol:

funny sh*t though.

retired opfinistic
01-05-2007, 04:37 PM
Here's the secret never before revealed details of how it happened:

Saban: We need to decide between Brees and Dunsay. What do you think?

Krusty the Scout: I'd have to go with Dunsay myself, he's a known quantity.

Saban: Lay it out for me.

Krusty: Well a high percentage of Dunsay's fumbles have been recovered by his own team.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Hard to say. He hasn't fumbled enough to give a fair sample on that issue.

Saban: What else?

Krusty: Dunsay likes the long ball so a lot of his pics are like punts.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He hasn't thrown enough pics to make much of a case either way.

Saban: Anthing else?

Krusty: Dunsay is lethal throwing to Randy Moss.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's never even completed a pass to Randy Moss.

Saban: How about health issues?

Krusty: Well Dunsay's knee is hamburger, but he doesn't throw with his knee. His arm's fine.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Last we checked Brees could barely lift his arm, never mind throw.

Saban: Hmm.....What about compensation?

Krusty: Well Dunsay hasn't mentioned his contract being redone in almost 5 minutes.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's demanding a new deal right now. But to be fair, the Vikes are demanding a 2nd round pick for Dunsay- there's no pick required for Brees.

Saban: The pick doesn't matter, Mueller would just blow it anyway. It looks like a slam dunk to me- Dunsay's our man.

Krusty: Totally agree. Whoever's stupid enough to sign Brees is going to get that coach fired.

:lol:
How'd you get privy to that info, ****er?:lol:

PhinzN703
01-05-2007, 04:39 PM
:nate:

BleedinGreenNC
01-05-2007, 04:56 PM
Very funny!!

finsrclowns
01-05-2007, 05:48 PM
How'd you get privy to that info, ****er?:lol:

Professional courtesy from Krusty.:lol:

finsrclowns
01-05-2007, 05:50 PM
:nate:

Living in the toilet again genius?:lol:

like2god
01-05-2007, 06:08 PM
Professional courtesy from Krusty.:lol:
"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still he insists he sees the ghosts"

Will you go away now? :lol:

DolfanTom
01-06-2007, 10:17 AM
Here's the secret never before revealed details of how it happened:

Saban: We need to decide between Brees and Dunsay. What do you think?

Krusty the Scout: I'd have to go with Dunsay myself, he's a known quantity.

Saban: Lay it out for me.

Krusty: Well a high percentage of Dunsay's fumbles have been recovered by his own team.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Hard to say. He hasn't fumbled enough to give a fair sample on that issue.

Saban: What else?

Krusty: Dunsay likes the long ball so a lot of his pics are like punts.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He hasn't thrown enough pics to make much of a case either way.

Saban: Anthing else?

Krusty: Dunsay is lethal throwing to Randy Moss.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's never even completed a pass to Randy Moss.

Saban: How about health issues?

Krusty: Well Dunsay's knee is hamburger, but he doesn't throw with his knee. His arm's fine.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: Last we checked Brees could barely lift his arm, never mind throw.

Saban: Hmm.....What about compensation?

Krusty: Well Dunsay hasn't mentioned his contract being redone in almost 5 minutes.

Saban: And Brees?

Krusty: He's demanding a new deal right now. But to be fair, the Vikes are demanding a 2nd round pick for Dunsay- there's no pick required for Brees.

Saban: The pick doesn't matter, Mueller would just blow it anyway. It looks like a slam dunk to me- Dunsay's our man.

Krusty: Totally agree. Whoever's stupid enough to sign Brees is going to get that coach fired.

:lol:
:tantrum: :fire:


..... funny, though Phucker!

cnc66
01-06-2007, 10:30 AM
"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still he insists he sees the ghosts"

Will you go away now? :lol:


thoughts arrive like butterflies... but he don't know, so he chases them awaaaay aay

FinaciousOne
01-06-2007, 12:49 PM
:up: Good work.
Funny, well-thought out, orderly development and even double-spaced.
It's amazing what they've been able to accomplish in the penal system with the help of modern medications.:wink: