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EAZY 0
01-08-2007, 07:27 PM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

phinphan11
01-08-2007, 07:29 PM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

He's spending his time playing bridge w/ Barry Sanders at the home.....

YoMamma
01-08-2007, 07:32 PM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.



what?? talkin about pullin a name out of your ***

dQbell
01-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Didn't het set the record for seasons going 9-7?

Whitedolphin54
01-08-2007, 07:36 PM
Didn't het set the record for seasons going 9-7?

And that was with Barry Sanders :eek:

KKfromNJ
01-08-2007, 07:43 PM
Good God! Wayne Fontes! I think he served me Taco Bell the other day!
Why doesn't someone just call Buddy Ryan while we're at it?
Maybe we can get Dave Krieg as our QB!

Wayne Fontes! That's rich! ..speaking of, how about Richie Kotite or Bruce Coslet! I hear Glanville is mopping floors, how bout him? Marv Levy, perhaps? Dan Reeves? Sheesh!

New blood! We need new blood! Let's not participate in the ever popular coaching shuffle by recycling someone who couldnt cut it somewhere else.

Itokemhomie34
01-09-2007, 09:12 PM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

I think I read somewhere he was in Arizona the year before they hired Dennis Green. Him and Denny went out on the town and after a few beers, Denny bet Wayne he couldnt stick his head down a manhole. Wayne won the bet but theyve been trying to get him loose ever since. Fat headed Fuker. I cant believe you would even pull the Fontes out your A$s, loser.:wink:

retired opfinistic
01-10-2007, 09:11 AM
I think I read somewhere he was in Arizona the year before they hired Dennis Green. Him and Denny went out on the town and after a few beers, Denny bet Wayne he couldnt stick his head down a manhole. Wayne won the bet but theyve been trying to get him loose ever since. Fat headed Fuker. I cant believe you would even pull the Fontes out your A$s, loser.:wink:
He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

finsrclowns
01-10-2007, 03:27 PM
Wayne Fontes?:sidelol: Wassamatta, Art Shell turned you down?:lol:

finsrclowns
01-10-2007, 03:28 PM
He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

In your case I do mean poles.:lol:

Mike13
01-10-2007, 04:38 PM
Who?

Itokemhomie34
01-10-2007, 08:21 PM
He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

then I understand. Smokin carpet will Fuc k you up!:goof:

retired opfinistic
01-11-2007, 10:30 AM
I do mean poles.:lol:So I heard!:lol:

Kinzua
01-11-2007, 01:44 PM
Good God! Wayne Fontes! I think he served me Taco Bell the other day!
Why doesn't someone just call Buddy Ryan while we're at it?
Maybe we can get Dave Krieg as our QB!

Wayne Fontes! That's rich! ..speaking of, how about Richie Kotite or Bruce Coslet! I hear Glanville is mopping floors, how bout him? Marv Levy, perhaps? Dan Reeves? Sheesh!

New blood! We need new blood! Let's not participate in the ever popular coaching shuffle by recycling someone who couldnt cut it somewhere else.

Marv Levy is taken -- and doing a very fine job, btw! :D

retired opfinistic
01-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Marv Levy is taken -- and doing a very fine job, btw! :D
yeah he's taken

taken his prune juice
taken his viagra
taken his blood pressure meds
taken his extra diapers on road trips
taken his baby food
taken his....ah you get the point.

Kinzua
01-11-2007, 03:52 PM
yeah he's taken

taken his prune juice
taken his viagra
taken his blood pressure meds
taken his extra diapers on road trips
taken his baby food
taken his....ah you get the point.

Marv keeps in shape by running about 3 miles every day. I bet that's farther than you run. I know it's farther than I run! :lol:

DolfanTom
01-11-2007, 03:55 PM
I do mean poles.You do angry Polish guys?

retired opfinistic
01-11-2007, 04:10 PM
Marv keeps in shape by running about 3 miles every day. I bet that's farther than you run. I know it's farther than I run! :lol:
My wife just became a personal trainer and has me doing cardio for 75 min a session. works out to around 15 miles a pop.

finsrclowns
01-11-2007, 04:18 PM
You do angry Polish guys?

This place got politically correct or I'd unleash my arsenal of polack jokes.:lol:

finsrclowns
01-11-2007, 04:19 PM
My wife just became a personal trainer and has me doing cardio for 75 min a session. works out to around 15 miles a pop.

Where's the pop come in? The last 5 minutes?:lol:

retired opfinistic
01-11-2007, 04:25 PM
Where's the pop come in? The last 5 minutes?:lol:
Usually it's my friggin' heart!:lol:

finsrclowns
01-11-2007, 04:26 PM
Usually it's my friggin' heart!:lol:

How do you get the walker onto the treadmill anyway?:lol:

DolfanTom
01-11-2007, 04:29 PM
This place got politically correct or I'd unleash my arsenal of polack jokes.:lol:
Q: What did the polack say when he was being done up the butt by finsrclowns?

A: That all you got?

:lol:

Legal disclaimer: This joke was not intended to offend the fine people of Poland or those in America of Polish decent. It was soley intended for the complete insult of finsrclowns. DolfanTom, Inc. apologizes for any misunderstanding of said joke.

retired opfinistic
01-11-2007, 04:44 PM
How do you get the walker onto the treadmill anyway?:lol:
weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! I won't need a walker for ages!

finsrclowns
01-11-2007, 06:21 PM
weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! I won't need a walker for ages!

:confused: Why am I conversing with a ****ing 2 year old then?:lol:

DolfanTom
01-12-2007, 10:55 AM
weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! Stay away from my daughter Opie! She just turned two last week!

I've been warning her :tantrum:

tcdrover
01-12-2007, 12:46 PM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

OK, this is definitely the worst post of all time...:lol:

retired opfinistic
01-12-2007, 06:03 PM
:confused: Why am I conversing with a ****ing 2 year old then?:lol:
nice to talk on your own level.

retired opfinistic
01-12-2007, 06:05 PM
Stay away from my daughter Opie! She just turned two last week!

I've been warning her :tantrum:
:evil:


I'm hung like a four year old!

:lol:

finsrclowns
01-12-2007, 11:14 PM
nice to talk on your own level.

In your dreams diaper boy.:lol:

finsrclowns
01-12-2007, 11:15 PM
:evil:


I'm hung like a four year old!

:lol:


A 4 year old butterfly maybe.

Mike13
01-13-2007, 01:14 AM
I know it's farther than I run! :lol:

Run or roll?

Bills Own You!
01-13-2007, 03:15 AM
anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

I heard he was Alabama's first choice and turned them down, hence the reason they went with option #2 Savior Saban.:lol: