View Full Version : Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way

01-29-2007, 12:35 AM
With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said.


Cool Calm Mike
01-29-2007, 12:38 AM
I wonder what it's like "coming out", if you know what I mean.

01-29-2007, 01:18 AM
OK, folks, this is The Onion. Which means it's a parody.

Still hilarious, though. The Onion is awesome.

01-29-2007, 01:27 AM

01-29-2007, 02:07 AM
Grandito. :jt0323:

King Felix
01-29-2007, 02:20 AM
it would be good if it was flour tortilla, i cant stand corn

01-29-2007, 04:36 AM
Whatever. They need to bring back the Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuffed Burrito asap

Clark Kent
01-29-2007, 08:14 AM
I want the chilli cheese burrito back...

01-29-2007, 09:36 AM
haha i love the way taco bell combines those 5 ingredients though... the crunchwrap supreme is my ****... love those things

01-29-2007, 10:47 AM
I have a boycott against Taco Bell for my ****' sake, it just can not take the pain anymore.

01-29-2007, 10:49 AM
I have a boycott against Taco Bell for my ****' sake, it just can not take the pain anymore.

:yeahthat: , among other reasons such as finding certain items in your soft tacos that just don't belong...:shakeno:

01-29-2007, 02:19 PM
I boycotted Taco Bell for almost a year because they took away the EXCELLENT Club Chalupa. It was grilled chicken, Bacon, lettuce and tomato with ranch dressing in a chalupa shell. I don't eat fast food often, but I made it a point to get a few of those a couple times a week. I went in one day and ordered it and the chick was like "we don't have those anymore". I was pissed, and I retired from Taco Bell after that. Then one day I saw that Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme and I came out of retirememnt, lol.

01-29-2007, 03:59 PM
The Crunchwrap Supreme rocks.