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Prime Time
06-11-2003, 10:21 PM
A firm one? A PHAT one? A thick one? A fat one (YUCK!)? A small one? A skinny one?


Since we are on the topic of girls :)

Bobby Humphrey
06-11-2003, 10:28 PM
i need to see your butt before i decide, so lets see it.

:moon:
:booty:

Prime Time
06-11-2003, 10:30 PM
:lol: Mine is a normal one :lol: :moon:

WharfRat
06-11-2003, 11:57 PM
I like ones with cracks

Sabre Ally
06-11-2003, 11:58 PM
plumbers?

WharfRat
06-11-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
plumbers?

ummmm ... well... except for those....

:foundout:

Bobby Humphrey
06-12-2003, 12:21 AM
if your butt didn't have a crack, would u explode?

Muck
06-12-2003, 02:02 AM
I don't know. Ask Beldar Conehead.

Muck
06-12-2003, 02:07 AM
What a stupid thread. Everyone knows that everyone likes a great big fat ass. One that requires two plane tickets. I like the ones that you could sit chocolate milk on top and it won't fall off. Just shake it up nice.

Talk about asses, Beyonce's on TV now. Mmmm....

Pagan
06-12-2003, 06:56 AM
The perfect butt looks like an upside down valentine's heart. ;)

Scrap
06-12-2003, 07:28 AM
The bottom can't be too big for the top, and the top can't be too big for the bottom.

iceblizzard69
06-12-2003, 08:12 AM
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

iceblizzard69
06-12-2003, 08:13 AM
I honestly don't know what type of butt I like, but I just had to post that song. :cool:

dolphan39
06-12-2003, 12:08 PM
a heart-shaped butt, see Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 weeks

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2003/06/basinger2-1.jpg

Bobby Humphrey
06-12-2003, 12:33 PM
and the award for longest butt post goes too................. iceblizzard69.

congrads, i will now send u 7 points!!!!!

dolfan06
06-13-2003, 03:56 AM
i have some butt crack sealer. if i see one in my house, rest assured i'm gonna spackle that sucker shut!:D

XoPhinsoX
06-13-2003, 05:14 PM
I dunno. Not to big, not to small. It's hard to explain ;).

My ex was 5'5, 108 and danced. She had a decent *** :up: .

Spears has the *** I look for on any girl.
The chick in someone elses sig also has a SUPERB ***! Chick with the black thong bending over. Forgot her name ;\

Barbarian
06-14-2003, 08:02 PM
To me, the perfect one would be Vida's one.

dolfan06
06-14-2003, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Barbarian
To me, the perfect one would be Vida's one. VIDA BLUE, the oakland pitcher?:eek:

WharfRat
06-15-2003, 12:15 AM
Prime Time...

Let's keep the big pics of butts in the Graphics forum... OK? I took the liberty of moving them there for you...

Thanks,
Jon

P4E
06-15-2003, 01:08 AM
I'm real partial to the tight lil up-n-tuck models, myself. The kind i point out to my friends who are brothas, and they say, "But, Spenceman, -- she don't got no BOOTY!"

This guy Clarence keeps tellin me I like the ones that look like a damn twelve year old boy. Now... hearing THAT troubles me! :yikes:

I'm tellin ya -- the dude's offbase with that comment. lmao

XoPhinsoX
06-15-2003, 01:17 PM
One of my ex's had D tits but no ***.

Was kinda weird. . . . . . . .

Now that I look back I want to laugh ;).

Capt. Dick
06-15-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
I like ones with cracks


Hopefully, just one and imo, it should be vertical. :D

Jaydog57
06-15-2003, 03:16 PM
As long as it's not so big that it looks like the hood of a car after a hail storm, I'm happy. Ah, the power of CHEESE.......:rolleyes:

dolfan06
06-15-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
As long as it's not so big that it looks like the hood of a car after a hail storm, I'm happy. Ah, the power of CHEESE.......:rolleyes: who cares about the hail storm, if its as big as the hood of a car i'm not gonna bother to look for dents!:(

Jaydog57
06-15-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
who cares about the hail storm, if its as big as the hood of a car i'm not gonna bother to look for dents!:( The hood of a car after a hail storm has dents in it, which resembles the dimples on a fat a*s. So if it's as big as a car hood or one after a hail storm, stay far away!:lol:

dolfan06
06-15-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
The hood of a car after a hail storm has dents in it, which resembles the dimples on a fat a*s. So if it's as big as a car hood or one after a hail storm, stay far away!:lol: i din't miss anything, i said if its said if its as big as a car hood, i'm not gonna look anyway!:rolleyes:

dolfan06
06-15-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i din't miss anything, i said if its said if its as big as a car hood, i'm not gonna look anyway!:rolleyes: you musta read it wrong, i said dents in my first reply!;)

dolfan06
06-15-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
who cares about the hail storm, if its as big as the hood of a car i'm not gonna bother to look for dents!:( look at my quote in your post!:tongue:

Jaydog57
06-15-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i din't miss anything, i said if its said if its as big as a car hood, i'm not gonna look anyway!:rolleyes: Fair enough, my bad.....just ease off them drinks, this quote looks like it was sponsored by the Captain. Ah what the hell, it's your birthday AND Fathers Day, party on......:lol: :cool:

Barbarian
06-16-2003, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
VIDA BLUE, the oakland pitcher?:eek:

hey.. he must work out. :lol:

Prime Time
06-16-2003, 07:41 AM
:lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
06-16-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
Fair enough, my bad.....just ease off them drinks, this quote looks like it was sponsored by the Captain. Ah what the hell, it's your birthday AND Fathers Day, party on......:lol: :cool:


:confused: ....umm...thanks Jaydog....I think! :lol: