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Capt. Dick
06-13-2003, 01:03 PM
>A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches
>downtown,
>he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up
>five
>different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all
>directions.
>After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway,
>stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
>
>When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's
>causing
>all this delay?"
>
>The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to believe this, but
>OJ
>Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up there,
>and
>he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever pay the $35
>million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and so he's threatened to
>douse
>himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give enough
>money
>sufficient to cover the cost of the judgment. So I've taken up a collection
>to
>try to end the traffic jam."
>
>"How much have you gotten so far."
>
>"About five gallons."
>
>

WeVie
06-13-2003, 03:19 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Muck
06-13-2003, 03:30 PM
:lol:

Cranx
06-13-2003, 04:27 PM
Nice! :lol:

Marino1983
06-13-2003, 09:11 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :up:

Hell you could probably get a donation from one of those fuel storage depots if they found out who and what it was for ...

:lol:
Marino1983

Miamian
06-14-2003, 12:05 AM
:rofl: