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mor911
02-08-2007, 10:37 AM
A question that has plagued man for about 27 years now. Is Mindwarp Human?

The answer is not as simple as the question. There has been recent breakthroughs in photograph and evidence technology that brings striking new images to the table.

First, here's a little back story:

Mindwarp (born Mindiculus Warpedo) was said to born on the mean streets of Miami. But I've found this to be a lie. The truth is, he was born in a hospital, he was neither conceived nor born on your typical urban street. So already his life begins with lies. Next it was said that the young Warp would attend school. I have visual proof that he was either in space or the amazon at age 10. Not this "school" you people go to.

This is Mindwarp clearly spotted in space:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Mindwarp in the jungle at age 11. Obviosly Mindwarp.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


In the next phase of his life Mindwarp was supposed to be in high school playing football.... Instead, there are sightings of Mindwarp flying around the country. I'm not talking about flying in a jet. I'm talking about flying like superman.... The following pictures will shock you...

Mindwarp flying through the southeastern skies...
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

This on is a great shot. I can see his face.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Wow... just wow.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


The evidence is there... The story is there. You decide. Is Mindwarp human?

:mor911:

Denverfinfan
02-08-2007, 11:04 AM
:tantrum: Great, now his cover is blown! All the year, all the cover ups. ALL THE MONEY!!! One little slip up and all this information is at your disposal, nay, right at your fingertips. And with one touch of the button BAM! It's out there all over cyberspace:fire: .

We should have recruited you and your inquisitive nature.:shakeno:








:sidelol: :lol:

mor911
02-08-2007, 12:04 PM
Here's some more clear footage..
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Denverfinfan
02-08-2007, 12:17 PM
Dang, that boy gets around

Timmy54
02-08-2007, 12:34 PM
I am not sure if he is human or not, but i do know he is able to have monkeys under is control and they manage websites and forums for him. Some sort of mindcontrol?

mor911
02-08-2007, 12:37 PM
I am not sure if he is human or not, but i do know he is able to have monkeys under is control and they manage websites and forums for him. Some sort of mindcontrol?
Mindwarp.... Mindcontrol

OMFG!!!!!!!!1

Noodle Arm
02-08-2007, 12:44 PM
I knew Mindwarp wasn't human right after the anal probe :(

FinaciousOne
02-08-2007, 01:41 PM
I knew Mindwarp wasn't human right after the anal probe :(

That is sad news, Noodle.
Did it hurt much?

NJFINSFAN1
02-08-2007, 01:46 PM
Didn't Arnold try and get him in the jungle???

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

PrepDogg
02-08-2007, 07:02 PM
Didn't Arnold try and get him in the jungle???

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/p/predator-e.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

BritP
02-08-2007, 07:03 PM
Mindwarp is a horny beast!!!

miamikid92
02-08-2007, 08:55 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


nice.

Miamian
02-09-2007, 05:48 AM
Where is Mindwarp now? You located him in such improbable places and now he's nowhere to be seen. :hmmm:

Muck
02-09-2007, 08:38 AM
Last I heard he was calling his parents to come pick him up.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

WharfRat
02-09-2007, 08:45 AM
Last I heard he was calling his parents to come pick him up.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/101/satelite_dish.gif


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Mindwarp
02-09-2007, 09:50 AM
:foundout:

Mindwarp
02-09-2007, 09:51 AM
Mindwarp is a horny beast!!!



is that a request? :hump:

Motion
02-09-2007, 10:05 AM
It's a bird, it's plane, it's .....................

Denverfinfan
02-09-2007, 10:08 AM
Ah now this is picking up steam

Mindwarp
02-09-2007, 10:10 AM
Ah now this is picking up steam



how did you know? did you follow me into the bathroom? I thought I was alone in there

Denverfinfan
02-09-2007, 10:17 AM
how did you know? did you follow me into the bathroom? I thought I was alone in there

:smackhead

CrunchTime
02-09-2007, 10:45 AM
That would explain Warpedos extraodinary Admin powers.I googled Warpedos biography and found these little known facts about him.Apparently he has had these powers since he was a wee child.

Here is pic taken of him when he was 8 yrs old.....he was born with a beard.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/02/mustbeaverytallmanyq2-1.jpg
Notice the elasticity of his body.

Motion
02-09-2007, 10:47 AM
That would explain Warpedos extraodinary Admin powers.I googled Warpedos biography and found these little known facts about him.Apparently he has had these powers since he was a wee child.

Here is pic taken of him when he was 8 yrs old.....he was born with a beard.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/02/mustbeaverytallmanyq2-1.jpg
Notice the elasticity of his body.

Very impressive!

No wonder Brit is always talking about him.

CrunchTime
02-09-2007, 10:48 AM
As a teenager he moved away from home and lived out of his car.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/02/3051qb1-1.jpg

CrunchTime
02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
Here he was caught bathing unawares.Handy feature.I wonder if he has three of anything else.?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NJFINSFAN1
02-09-2007, 11:12 AM
Here he was caught bathing unawares.Handy feature.I wonder if he has three of anything else.?

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/5536/3053tb5.jpg


:eek: :lol:

CrunchTime
02-09-2007, 11:15 AM
:eek: :lol:

Maybe THATS why Britt is always talking about him :goof:

Mindwarp
02-09-2007, 11:31 AM
claspers - google image search it.

NJFINSFAN1
02-09-2007, 11:33 AM
claspers - google image search it.


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
Figure 3. Male claspers. Of a Shark

WharfRat
02-09-2007, 11:45 AM
:escape:

Denverfinfan
02-09-2007, 12:00 PM
This is getting downright "In Search of" like. Was he on Noah's Ark?

NJFINSFAN1
02-09-2007, 12:03 PM
This is getting downright "In Search of" like. Was he on Noah's Ark?

Funny you mention that, you can just make him out under the tarp taking a break.


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Roman529
02-09-2007, 03:10 PM
I knew Mindwarp wasn't human right after the anal probe :(


Mindwarpus Madagascarus

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NJFINSFAN1
02-09-2007, 03:16 PM
The early days!!!
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Sethdaddy8
02-09-2007, 03:18 PM
A question that has plagued man for about 27 years now. Is Mindwarp Human?

The answer is not as simple as the question. There has been recent breakthroughs in photograph and evidence technology that brings striking new images to the table.

First, here's a little back story:

Mindwarp (born Mindiculus Warpedo) was said to born on the mean streets of Miami. But I've found this to be a lie. The truth is, he was born in a hospital, he was neither conceived nor born on your typical urban street. So already his life begins with lies. Next it was said that the young Warp would attend school. I have visual proof that he was either in space or the amazon at age 10. Not this "school" you people go to.

This is Mindwarp clearly spotted in space:
http://norealnews.com/images/walt/space.jpg

Mindwarp in the jungle at age 11. Obviosly Mindwarp.
http://norealnews.com/images/walt/jungle.jpg


In the next phase of his life Mindwarp was supposed to be in high school playing football.... Instead, there are sightings of Mindwarp flying around the country. I'm not talking about flying in a jet. I'm talking about flying like superman.... The following pictures will shock you...

Mindwarp flying through the southeastern skies...
http://norealnews.com/images/walt/ufo1.jpg

This on is a great shot. I can see his face.
http://norealnews.com/images/walt/ufo2.jpg

Wow... just wow.
http://norealnews.com/images/walt/ufo3.jpg


The evidence is there... The story is there. You decide. Is Mindwarp human?

:mor911:


This is genius. Pure genius.

Mike13
02-09-2007, 04:21 PM
http://mindwarp.net/

He uses his 3 wangs to type apprently.

WharfRat
02-09-2007, 05:08 PM
http://mindwarp.net/

He uses his 3 wangs to type apprently.


:sidelol:

BritP
02-09-2007, 07:22 PM
is that a request? :hump:

LOL you know you are!

Mike13
02-09-2007, 08:19 PM
LOL you know you are!

:confused:

Mindwarp
02-09-2007, 08:37 PM
:confused:


don't get jelous young one.

my force is strong in my wang.

Mike13
02-09-2007, 08:40 PM
don't get jelous young one.

my force is strong in my wang(s).

:wink: