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Muck
06-16-2003, 09:44 PM
Great abs always get me. Cavewoman hairbobs don't hurt either.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Capt. Dick
06-16-2003, 09:53 PM
Holy Lard!

ohall
06-16-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Muck
Great abs always get me. Cavewoman hairbobs don't hurt either.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NO FREAKING WAY!

What is she on, steroids?

Oliver...

Capt. Dick
06-16-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Oliver


NO FREAKING WAY!

What is she on, steroids?

Oliver...


No....ice cream.

Miamian
06-16-2003, 10:05 PM
Who is that, really? Check her DNA to see if she's another species.

ohall
06-16-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



No....ice cream.

OMG that's real good birth control, looking at that picture!

Oliver...

baccarat
06-16-2003, 10:07 PM
What is that thing? Is that really Cristina Aguilera?

Capt. Dick
06-16-2003, 10:08 PM
Look where her right hand is....almost like she`s protecting it. Not to worry honey.

ohall
06-16-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Look where her right hand is....almost like she`s protecting it. Not to worry honey.

<austin powers> that's a man baby!</austin powers>

Oliver...

Muck
06-17-2003, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Oliver


NO FREAKING WAY!

What is she on, steroids?

Oliver...

Beer and cocaine for sure. Prolly BC too.

Clumpy
06-17-2003, 12:14 AM
I would only do that if I was wrapped up in MOPP 8 (military people would understand that that means 2 condoms not 1) :lol:

Muck
06-17-2003, 12:18 AM
Here she is in her natural glory.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Billsfan
06-17-2003, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Muck
Great abs always get me. Cavewoman hairbobs don't hurt either.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Muck, Funniest thing I’ve ever read on this board. Good job!

iceblizzard69
06-17-2003, 09:16 AM
:barf:

Pagan
06-17-2003, 09:39 AM
I've seen this pic on another board.....damn....:lol:

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Muck
Great abs always get me. Cavewoman hairbobs don't hurt either.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif she is what we used to call a 2 bagger. you put a bag over her head and one over yours in case hers tears!:D ;)

XoPhinsoX
06-17-2003, 10:58 AM
That's def not her though. . . .

Muck
06-17-2003, 11:05 AM
It is her. She's got rolls in every pic nowdays.

Prime Time
06-17-2003, 04:27 PM
I'd still bang it. How many women look as good as they do without makeup honestly?

ohall
06-17-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
I'd still bang it. How many women look as good as they do without makeup honestly?

To each their own, but alot of women do. You just need to know where to find those women, or in your case girls.

Never lower your standards Prime Time. Of course each person has their own set of standards, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Oliver...

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
I'd still bang it. How many women look as good as they do without makeup honestly? bang it, hell yes! you might even want to harpoon it!:D

Den54
06-17-2003, 04:53 PM
Fat azz slut.

ohall
06-17-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
bang it, hell yes! you might even want to harpoon it!:D

:roflmao:

Oliver...

Jaydog57
06-17-2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Muck
It is her. She's got rolls in every pic nowdays. Yeah it's definitely her, I think she got a boob job too or something. That'll put the weight on as well, the body's metabolism as to adjust to the added weight. Plus them 3 boxes of twinkies before bedtime don't hurt nothin' either.:rolleyes: :cool:

XoPhinsoX
06-17-2003, 06:14 PM
Do you guys really think she'd be in that bad of shape? I just saw her on TV not to long ago and she looked fine. Good photo shop whoever did it ;).

I mean, how is it just her stomach would gain weight and nothing else? You would think her face and arms would atleast be chubbier. . .

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by XoPhinsoX
Do you guys really think she'd be in that bad of shape? I just saw her on TV not to long ago and she looked fine. Good photo shop whoever did it ;).

I mean, how is it just her stomach would gain weight and nothing else? You would think her face and arms would atleast be chubbier. . . maybe she swallows alot!:rolleyes:

WharfRat
06-17-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
maybe she swallows alot!:rolleyes:

:egads:

Jaydog57
06-17-2003, 06:39 PM
Here's one I found, it's definitely her. Her hips have filled out...

:cool:

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
Here's one I found, it's definitely her. Her hips have filled out...

:cool: i bet from the back she looks like the hood of a car you were talking about!;)

Jaydog57
06-17-2003, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i bet from the back she looks like the hood of a car you were talking about!;) :lol: Yeah, I'm sure she's all dimpled out......:cool:

XoPhinsoX
06-17-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
maybe she swallows alot!:rolleyes:

MAYBE? :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
:lol: Yeah, I'm sure she's all dimpled out......:cool: i just saw the picture, never read whats underneath, i've drank too much of that stuff!:(

P4E
06-17-2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
Here's one I found, it's definitely her. Her hips have filled out...

:cool:

Hahhahahahaha! Very funny, -- but everybody around here recognizes a pic of Jaime Nails when they see one.

You shoulda used someone from the NFC West.

dolfan06
06-17-2003, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever


Hahhahahahaha! Very funny, -- but everybody around here recognizes a pic of Jaime Nails when they see one.

You shoulda used someone from the NFC West. ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Muck
06-18-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by XoPhinsoX
I mean, how is it just her stomach would gain weight and nothing else? You would think her face and arms would atleast be chubbier. . .

Trust me, it happens. I can vouche. :) Except I didn't get that whole tire all the way around ike her. Just a cool belly. :up:

minus
06-18-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Muck
Great abs always get me. Cavewoman hairbobs don't hurt either.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:lolcry:

WTF is that?

I always thought she wasn't pretty but now she is certified ugly.....

dolfan06
06-18-2003, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by minus


:lolcry:

WTF is that?

I always thought she wasn't pretty but now she is certified ugly..... maybe she was going for the michelin tire look!;)

Scrap
06-19-2003, 11:57 PM
She seems to have chubbied out over night.She used to be hot.Now she's a skank.

dolfan06
06-20-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by ScrappyDew
She seems to have chubbied out over night.She used to be hot.Now she's a skank. looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!:rolleyes: