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Mike13
02-16-2007, 12:33 AM
I've narrowed it down to 4 of the gayest trolls on the site.

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:00 AM
I met a lovely woman over there that taught me all about anal stimulation. Take notes kiddies because I will give you a quick bit of information that will completely change the way you think about you backside. Now this doesn't apply to the female fans in my audience, this one is for the boys. Some people think that the rectum is a dirty place that has no business being thought of as an erotic pleasure zone. How wrong they are children, you can experience many different sensations by stimulating your prostate. How do you do that? Well, creativity is the most important thing when it comes to anal stimulation. This wonderful and insightful woman taught me that virtually anything that you can find in your home or office could be turned into a throbbing anal stimulator. Vegetables, baseball bats, 2 liter soda bottles, candles, broom handles, bed posts, small animals, door knobs, and even your own fist can provide hours and hours of delightful and pleasurable fun. When you are experimenting, make sure to think about yours truly and how much you love me.

That is all for now kiddies. After all of that talk about anal stimulation, I need to go plunge a giant cucmuber deep into my orifice.

Thinking of you always.

(kisses)

WTE


nuff said. :lol:

Colorado Dolfan
02-16-2007, 01:13 AM
nuff said. :lol:

:barf:

I'm gonna have to go wash my eyes out with alcohol now having read that...

After washing my eyes out, I'll attempt to forget ever reading that quote by drinking what's left... :boohoo:

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:17 AM
:barf:

I'm gonna have to go wash my eyes out with alcohol now having read that...

After washing my eyes out, I'll attempt to forget ever reading that quote by drinking what's left... :boohoo:
I actually found that whole thing really amusing. What a total flaming douchebag he is. :lol:

B-lo
02-16-2007, 08:24 AM
Sorry Usuck456, I'm married with 2 children. And I'm more Like Hardaway than your boy ILike2BGay!:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 10:04 AM
WTE, hands down. B-Lo's only a *** figuratively.

Got your back B-Lo! ;)

B-lo
02-16-2007, 10:10 AM
WTE, hands down. B-Lo's only a *** figuratively.

Got your back B-Lo! ;) yea uh huh. sure :shakeno:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 10:14 AM
yea uh huh. sure :shakeno:
:lol:

like2god
02-16-2007, 10:54 AM
Sorry Usuck456, I'm married with 2 children. It's true Pats, here is a picture of B-lo as$hole with his wife and first child.

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/owned/OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

:lol:



And I'm more Like Hardaway than your boy ILike2BGay!:cooldude:
Hey B-lo as$hole, maybe your son will grow up to be the next Hardaway. :lol:

TotoreMexico
02-16-2007, 10:54 AM
WorstGayEver is the gayest

BleedinGreenNC
02-16-2007, 11:26 AM
Wte!

B-lo
02-16-2007, 12:19 PM
It's true Pats, here is a picture of B-lo as$hole with his wife and first child.

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/owned/OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

:lol:



Hey B-lo as$hole, maybe your son will grow up to be the next Hardaway. :lol: Now your going after my wife and kids? Really classy buddy!:shakeno:

54Fins
02-16-2007, 12:27 PM
With a name like B-low.No contest.Now,give him the award and delete this thread.

trate121hb
02-16-2007, 12:33 PM
b-lo......are u kidding???? that name is hilarious......had to be a bills fan......

B-lo
02-16-2007, 12:56 PM
b-lo......are u kidding???? that name is hilarious......had to be a bills fan...... No as$hole I have a name short for Buffalo, and I'm a Dolphins fan!:goof:

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:08 PM
Now your going after my wife and kids? Really classy buddy!:shakeno:
:rolleyes2

Is that really a picture of your wife and kids?

I didn't think so. :shakeno:

But if you want to get all "wet in the pu$$y" about it, how about when you do the whole "I phucked your mom/sister/wife" nonsense? How about that AIDS joke that you posted a while back? Does that fall into the same category or are you immune to the same rules you are pushing on me? :rolleyes:

It's called smack blowboy, grow a pair.

BleedinGreenNC
02-16-2007, 01:10 PM
He got all wet!!:sidelol:

B-lo
02-16-2007, 01:11 PM
:rolleyes2

Is that really a picture of your wife and kids?

I didn't think so. :shakeno:

But if you want to get all "wet in the pu$$y" about it, how about when you do the whole "I phucked your mom/sister/wife" nonsense? How about that AIDS joke that you posted a while back? Does that fall into the same category or are you immune to the same rules you are pushing on me? :rolleyes:

It's called smack blowboy, grow a pair.My name is Michael, Doesn't that mean I live by my own rules because "I'm Like to God"? Get my pair out of your mouth!

:cooldude:

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 01:13 PM
I'm a Dolphins fan!
I knew it!!!


Just for the record, I voted for BGOF. I figure ... he's a fan of Tom Brady .... the gayest player in the NFL .... do the math :lol:

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:15 PM
My name is Michael, doesn't that mean I live by my own rules because "I'm like to God"? Get my pair out of your mouth!

:cooldude:

:pope:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 01:23 PM
My name is Michael, Doesn't that mean I live by my own rules because "I'm Like to God"? Get my pair out of your mouth!

:cooldude:
You're fantasies are disturbing, b-lo, I may now have to change my vote.


BTW has the cold hit Lauderdale yet? I just stepped outside and froze my *ss off! Where's my snow pants?

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 01:31 PM
Get my pair out of your mouth!Yep, gotta change my vote to b-lo! The wife and kids are a front!! I'm sure he's a great dad and all ... just a dad who likes guys!!

Maybe someday your kids can have a "bonus dad"? :evil:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 01:34 PM
Yep, gotta change my vote to b-lo! The wife and kids are a front!! I'm sure he's a great dad and all ... just a dad who likes guys!!

Maybe someday your kids can have a "bonus dad"? :evil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Two_Dads

Kinzua
02-16-2007, 01:35 PM
Why are you guys so-o-o-o-o obsessed with h0m0sexuals?

Since most of you guys are older than 12, I have to wonder if you are worried about WTE or BGOF asking you for a date ... or trying to get up the courage to ask one for one?

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 01:36 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Two_Dads
True story. There's a girl at my babysitter's whose mom became lesbian after she was born. She now has a girlfiriend, and sometimes the two come to pick the girl up together.

When this happens, our babysitter explains to the other kids that the girlfriend is this girl's "bonus mom."

Swear to God. If you think about it, that's a pretty good way to explain it to little kids.

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 01:39 PM
Why are you guys so-o-o-o-o obsessed with h0m0sexuals?

Tim Hardaway pays us to expose these guys so he can stay away from them. It's all business.

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:41 PM
Why are you guys so-o-o-o-o obsessed with h0m0sexuals?

Since most of you guys are older than 12, I have to wonder if you are worried about WTE or BGOF asking you for a date ... or trying to get up the courage to ask one for one?

Which one are you voting for? I think you can only choose one. :lol:

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:00 PM
You're fantasies are disturbing, b-lo, I may now have to change my vote.


BTW has the cold hit Lauderdale yet? I just stepped outside and froze my *ss off! Where's my snow pants?It's just starting to role in, not to bad just yet.

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:00 PM
True story. There's a girl at my babysitter's whose mom became lesbian after she was born. She now has a girlfiriend, and sometimes the two come to pick the girl up together.

When this happens, our babysitter explains to the other kids that the girlfriend is this girl's "bonus mom."

Swear to God. If you think about it, that's a pretty good way to explain it to little kids.
mmmmm.....Bonus mom, try convincing your wife that the kids need one!:wink:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:02 PM
with a name like Blow....how can he not be?

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:03 PM
It's just starting to role in, not to bad just yet.
I'm gonna get some Chili for lunch.:D

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:04 PM
You're fantasies are disturbing, b-lo, I may now have to change my vote.


BTW has the cold hit Lauderdale yet? I just stepped outside and froze my *ss off! Where's my snow pants?
Man.....are you serious...IT DOESN'T GET COLD IN FLORIDA!!!!!:tantrum: :lol: . I went outside this morning and it was -5!

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:06 PM
Man.....are you serious...IT DOESN'T GET COLD IN FLORIDA!!!!!:tantrum: :lol: . I went outside this morning and it was -5!
Relatively speaking, it's colder than a witch's t*t!

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:13 PM
Relatively speaking, it's colder than a witch's t*t!
I can't believe I'm going to say this to you Opie, but:

STFU!!!!!!!!

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:15 PM
mmmmm.....Bonus mom, try convincing your wife that the kids need one!:wink:OK, I take back the STFU. This is just pure genius!! :lol:

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:16 PM
It's just starting to role in, not to bad just yet.
What, is it going to dip down into the 50s or something :boohoo::boohoo:

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:17 PM
This is Saratoga today:

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/ZWIRE1169/zwire/images/2007/02/story/news_clearsnow1_fri_story.jpg

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:17 PM
I can't believe I'm going to say this to you Opie, but:

STFU!!!!!!!!YEA!!! :ninja: Get em, he's being a pus$y, he disrepecting you guys up there in the cold! Get em!!!:lol: :ninja:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:17 PM
What, is it going to dip down into the 50s or something :boohoo::boohoo:
:sidelol: 50's I'm in shorts!!

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:20 PM
What, is it going to dip down into the 50s or something :boohoo::boohoo:Hey, I lived it for 22 years, graduated from college and got the heLl out! I know what cold is, this ain't sh$t, I love it when it gets like this down here, a little relief from the heat! But actually it will be in the 40's, which is shorts and a tank top for you all, but here it's rather funny how people react!

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:25 PM
But actually it will be in the 40's, which is shorts and a tank top for you all, but here it's rather funny how people react!I can't wait for it to be in the 40s again, so this GD snow will melt!! We were having very little snow up here until Valentine's Day. It's like mother nature said, "Phuck you, I was only kidding!"

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:26 PM
I can't wait for it to be in the 40s again, so this GD snow will melt!! We were having very little snow up here until Valentine's Day. It's like mother nature said, "Phuck you, I was only kidding!"
no kidding..I thought we were getting off easy this year...oh BTW....B-lo your still the gayest. :lol:

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:26 PM
:sidelol: 50's I'm in shorts!!
I break out my speedo in the 50s .... oh wait, wrong forum.

I take that back

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:29 PM
[QUOTE=depac33;1061808773]no kidding..I thought we were getting off easy this year...oh BTW....B-lo your still the gayest. :lol:[/QUOTE:rolleyes: Yea , yea, what school did you go to down here ... oh yea this is the depths, what school did you go to down here fukhead!:lol:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:30 PM
[quote=depac33;1061808773]no kidding..I thought we were getting off easy this year...oh BTW....B-lo your still the gayest. :lol:[/QUOTE:rolleyes: Yea , yea, what school did you go to down here ... oh yea this is the depths, what school did you go to down here fukhead!:lol:
I went to Deerfield Beach for three yrs, and then Northeast, for like a semester...then I dropped out like an idiot.

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:32 PM
Some additional photos for our SoFla friends:

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter13.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter10.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter4.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070214winter34.jpg

http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:34 PM
Some additional photos for our SoFla friends:

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter13.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter10.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070215winter4.jpg

http://timesunion.com//shared/graphics/newsdb/070214winter34.jpg

http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg
what the HE*L is the last one!!??:lol:

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:34 PM
[quote=B-lo;1061808784]
I went to Deerfield Beach for three yrs, and then Northeast, for like a semester...then I dropped out like an idiot. I coach football at Plantation for years , that's why i asked. Depths/fukhead:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:36 PM
mmmm.....chili.....mmmmm....Bonus Mom.......mmmmmm......Bonus Mom covered in chili......

B-lo
02-16-2007, 02:36 PM
what the HE*L is the last one!!??:lol:

I don't know it looked like D.T. and Richard Simmons!:lol:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:39 PM
[quote=depac33;1061808793] I coach football at Plantation for years , that's why i asked. Depths/fukhead:lol:
Yeh..I played football and wrestled for Deerfield. I benched Football.I played with Stocker Mcdougle.....the big bast#rd!

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:39 PM
mmmm.....chili.....mmmmm....Bonus Mom.......mmmmmm......Bonus Mom covered in chili......
ok I'm lost who is bonus mom?

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:40 PM
I don't know it looked like D.T. and Richard Simmons!:lol:
Nah, but from what I hear, he likes to blo ... your name is b-lo .... coincidence? I think not! :D

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:41 PM
ok I'm lost who is bonus mom?Check back a page or two.

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:43 PM
Check back a page or two.
gotcha!!

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:44 PM
Check back a page or two.
and try to aquire one for your family. :wink:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:45 PM
and try to aquire one for your family. :wink:
no doubt!

BeyondTheGrave
02-16-2007, 02:46 PM
I've narrowed it down to 4 of the gayest trolls on the site.

I would say you're the gayest for creating yet another stupid adolescent thread in what's supposed to be a FOOTBALL smack forum.

You gayfer.

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:47 PM
I would say you're the gayest for creating yet another stupid adolescent thread in what's supposed to be a FOOTBALL smack forum.:boohoo:

You gayfer.
The winner has arrived!


:lol:

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 02:49 PM
The winner has arrived!


:lol:
Opie...tell him what hes won!!!!

DolfanTom
02-16-2007, 02:52 PM
I would say you're the gayest for creating yet another stupid adolescent thread in what's supposed to be a FOOTBALL smack forum.

You gayfer.Yet you open up a thread that says "Who's the gayest?"

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 03:01 PM
Opie...tell him what hes won!!!!
http://forums.denverbroncos.com/member.php?u=6191:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 03:03 PM
http://www.steelersfever.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7800

PatsR
02-16-2007, 03:05 PM
PatsR is not WTE, he is his own separate entity.


Discuss.

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 03:05 PM
http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/printthread.php?threadid=17617&perpage=48

dominizzo
02-16-2007, 03:05 PM
I say Blo and Kinzua !! And Justy also

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 03:07 PM
WTE - The C*CK is my Bible®

This is a family-oriented blog. Let's keep it clean folks.

LOL

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 03:08 PM
I say Blo and Kinzua !! And Justy also
:lol: Dom!

Kinzua
02-16-2007, 03:47 PM
Which one are you voting for? I think you can only choose one. :lol:

I didn't vote.

I don't worry if a guy is gay -- most of those I know are pretty decent sorts -- and nicer than some straight guys.

Kinzua
02-16-2007, 03:57 PM
I say Blo and Kinzua !! And Justy also

Hey, domino, I see your girlfriend Opie is happy to see you. You two have a good time warming each other up in those 50 degree temps in FLA! :evil:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 04:03 PM
Hey, domino, I see your girlfriend Opie is happy to see you. You two have a good time warming each other up in those 50 degree temps in FLA! :evil:
:rolleyes:

cnc66
02-16-2007, 04:03 PM
Hey, domino, I see your girlfriend Opie is happy to see you. You two have a good time warming each other up in those 50 degree temps in FLA! :evil:

I have a little heater next to me right now blowing warmth upon me.. I HATE the cold... :goof:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 04:05 PM
I have a little heater next to me right now blowing warmth upon me.. I HATE the cold... :goof:
Nice, what's her name?

cnc66
02-16-2007, 04:06 PM
westinghouse

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 04:07 PM
westinghouse
:lol: I've heard better stage names!

TotoreMexico
02-16-2007, 04:58 PM
Yet you open up a thread that says "Who's the gayest?"

Just to check if he's winning...:rolleyes:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 05:53 PM
Just to check if he's winning...:rolleyes:
:lol: You got Mor'd!

TotoreMexico
02-16-2007, 06:05 PM
:lol: You got Mor'd!

You too!:chuckle:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 07:05 PM
You too!:chuckle:
:confused: I thought it was a boil!

Mike13
02-19-2007, 03:36 PM
I would say you're the gayest for creating yet another stupid adolescent thread in what's supposed to be a FOOTBALL smack forum.

You gayfer.


Says the man who thinks "anal stimulation is fun kiddies"

Enforcerfin33
02-19-2007, 04:45 PM
Man I wanna vote again..no way Blow boy loses this....

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 06:33 PM
Man I wanna vote again..no way Blow boy loses this....
just start a "who's the r*tardedest" poll and watch B-Lo win by a landslide!

B-lo
02-20-2007, 09:16 AM
just start a "who's the r*tardedest" poll and watch B-Lo win by a landslide!

:ninja: Let's start a poll to see who is the worst team in the East and got their as$ shutout and SWEPT!!! Also see what team is going to be there for a LONG time? The Dolphags will win by a "landslide"! The truly said part is that you sorry fukin homers know it but you just won't admit it! :lol:

Enforcerfin33
02-20-2007, 09:37 AM
:ninja: Let's start a poll to see who is the worst team in the East and got their as$ shutout and SWEPT!!! Also see what team is going to be there for a LONG time? The Dolphags will win by a "landslide"! The truly said part is that you sorry fukin homers know it but you just won't admit it! :lol:
..........NAH!!!!!!.......

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 10:04 AM
:ninja: Let's start a poll to see who is the worst team in the East and got their as$ shutout and SWEPT!!! Also see what team is going to be there for a LONG time? The Dolphags will win by a "landslide"! The truly said part is that you sorry fukin homers know it but you just won't admit it! :lol:
Admit what? Last year was a fluke? Now that Pepper has had enough time to heal he'll light up the scoreboard and we'll steamroll the rest of the AFC East, through the playoffs and whup some *ss in the Superbowl? :D

No homers here, B-Lo.:wink:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 10:27 AM
Admit what? Last year was a fluke? Now that Pepper has had enough time to heal he'll light up the scoreboard and we'll steamroll the rest of the AFC East, through the playoffs and whup some *ss in the Superbowl? :D

No homers here, B-Lo.:wink:

:lol: NO not here!

Enforcerfin33
02-20-2007, 10:47 AM
:lol: NO not here!
The only thing close to a "homer" here is you "****":lol:

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 11:12 AM
:ninja: Let's start a poll to see who is the worst team in the East and got their as$ shutout and SWEPT!!! Also see what team is going to be there for a LONG time? The Dolphags will win by a "landslide"! The truly said part is that you sorry fukin homers know it but you just won't admit it! :lol::jimmyjames:

Homers?

kmsNo5MQeQY

bigbry
02-20-2007, 05:54 PM
Hey, I lived it for 22 years, graduated from college and got the heLl out! I know what cold is, this ain't sh$t, I love it when it gets like this down here, a little relief from the heat! But actually it will be in the 40's, which is shorts and a tank top for you all, but here it's rather funny how people react!


22 years in college had to set some kind of record.


BB

B-lo
02-20-2007, 05:59 PM
22 years in college had to set some kind of record.


BB
Hey, I even used a comma and you still can't read it?:lol:

bigbry
02-20-2007, 06:02 PM
Hey, I even used a comma and you still can't read it?:lol:


Okay Sally,


BB

B-lo
02-20-2007, 06:04 PM
Okay Sally,


BBYou got it Alice! Tell ol' Capt. Dikhead to get out of your as# , your other boyfriend was just seen on his way home to your house.:wink:

bigbry
02-20-2007, 06:05 PM
You got it Alice! Tell ol' Capt. Dikhead to get out of your as# , your other boyfriend was just seen on his way home to your house.:wink:

Sally, you know all about dik in a$$....you B a Bills fan.
:lol:


BB

B-lo
02-20-2007, 06:16 PM
Sally, you know all about dik in a$$....you B a Bills fan.
:lol:


BBYea we did stick it to ya pretty good this season huh?:lol: But thats different then the "put it to ya" , you and ol' Capt. do!:cooldude:

bigbry
02-20-2007, 09:20 PM
Yea we did stick it to ya pretty good this season huh?:lol: But thats different then the "put it to ya" , you and ol' Capt. do!:cooldude:

For you to keep saying that over and over I'm beginning to wonder if the picture of that in your head is getting you off.
Dude, go to the Ted school...after a few weeks you no longer will be ghey.

GUARANTEED!

DISCUSS!

:lol:


BB

bigbry
02-20-2007, 09:24 PM
No as$hole I have a name short for Buffalo, and I'm a Dolphins fan!:goof:

A name short for Buffalo.... :lol:
Congrats!!!! Blow, you now have posted the truth for once in your life.
:lol:


BB

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 11:49 PM
No as$hole I have a name short for Buffalo, and I'm a Dolphins fan!:goof:

WOW...you enjoy being smacked so much, when we leave to grab some grub, you smack yourself... Priceless.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-21-2007, 12:00 AM
westinghouse:sidelol:

Capt. Dick
02-21-2007, 12:17 AM
You got it Alice! Tell ol' Capt. Dikhead to get out of your as# , your other boyfriend was just seen on his way home to your house.:wink:

Christ, I`m in this thread too? Save the adoration lil` one..not interested.:lol:

Poll vote: blo by a cumslide.:lol:

Enforcerfin33
02-23-2007, 09:52 AM
Christ, I`m in this thread too? Save the adoration lil` one..not interested.:lol:

Poll vote: blo by a cumslide.:lol:
YES!! keep the votes for BLOBoy comin......:D