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like2god
02-19-2007, 02:09 AM
While reading through a thread last week, it occurred to me that we as a group could do more to help people in need. Some groups and organizations volunteer their time, some donate money, and some go above and beyond to help an individual in need. The Depths has a lot of very smart, talented and helpful people that contribute to the insanity that goes on here, but there is one person that doesn't have any of those qualities. That person is B-lo.

B-lo is an angry slow-witted guy that seems to lash out with a string of horribly misspelled insults and curse words in almost every post. Reading some of his responses is like a blind man trying to read chinese writing from across a darkened room, it just can't be done. So I thought it would be a great idea for us to help Mr. B-lo expand his vocabulary/spelling and hopefully help him become a better poster. With our help, maybe he can go from "Phuck you Dexter PUNK as%?" to something that is a little more reader friendly.

So that is why I started this thread, to help expand blowboy's vocabulary. Over the next month we will post words for blowboy to study and digest, each day will be another letter (alphabetically). Make sure to use your word in a sentence. I'll start things off.......

Todays letter is: A



Asinine
Pronunciation: 'a-s & n-"īn</I>
Etymology: Latin </I>asininus, from </I>asinus as$
1 : marked by inexcusable failure to exercise intelligence or sound judgment <an asinine excuse</I>></I> </I>
2 : of, relating to, or resembling an as$

Sentence:
"We are trying to help Blowboy so we don't have to read any more of his asinine posts."

See how that works?

:lol:

Come on Depths, we owe it to B-L-o-boy to help him become a better person.

Capt. Dick
02-19-2007, 02:27 AM
Good start, l2g, I`ll give it some thought.:lol:

Colorado Dolfan
02-19-2007, 03:39 AM
Atrocious –adjective
Pronunciation: [uh-troh-shuhs]
Etymology: Latin atroc-, atrox gloomy, atrocious, from atr-, ater black + -oc-, -ox (akin to Greek Ops eye)

1. extremely or shockingly wicked, cruel, or brutal: an atrocious crime.
2. shockingly bad or tasteless; dreadful; abominable: an atrocious painting; atrocious manners.


Sentence:
"If I have to see any more of B-lo's atrocious spelling, I just may hurl." :tongue:

Nice idea for a thread, l2g! :D

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 10:26 AM
al·le·vi·ate –verb (used with object), -at·ed, -at·ing. to make easier to endure; lessen; mitigate: to alleviate sorrow; to alleviate pain.

—Synonyms lighten, diminish, abate, relieve, assuage.
—Antonyms increase, strengthen; aggravate, intensify.


Hopefully this educational thread will alleviate some of the headaches I accrue while reading B-Lo's posts.

BONUS WORD:

ac·crue
–verb (used without object), -crued, -cru·ing. 1.to happen or result as a natural growth, addition, etc. 2.to be added as a matter of periodic gain or advantage, as interest on money. 3.Law. to become a present and enforceable right or demand.

54Fins
02-19-2007, 11:03 AM
an'thro poid -adj. Resembling man;manlike; as, the anthropoid apes.-noun . An anthropoid ape. Feel free to put it into a sentence.

like2god
02-19-2007, 12:01 PM
an'thro poid -adj. Resembling man;manlike; as, the anthropoid apes.-noun . An anthropoid ape. Feel free to put it into a sentence.
Sure

"54Fins is trying to confuse blow by using big words like anthropoid." :lol:

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 12:03 PM
Kinzua is The Depths' resident anthropoid.

like2god
02-19-2007, 12:12 PM
Abundance

Pronunciation: &-'b&n-d&n(t)s</I>
1 : an ample quantity : PROFUSION (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('profusion');)</I></I>
2 : AFFLUENCE (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('affluence');), WEALTH (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('wealth');)</I></I>
3 : relative degree of plentifulness <low abundance</I>s of uranium and thorium </I>-- H. C. Urey</I>></I>

Sentence:

"Blowboy's posts exhibit his stupidity in abundance."

:cooldude:

BleedinGreenNC
02-19-2007, 12:14 PM
ajksdfhkjasdhfo;ihaso;dfiho

do you think he understands that?

like2god
02-19-2007, 12:22 PM
ajksdfhkjasdhfo;ihaso;dfiho

do you think he understands that?

It looks like you copied and pasted his quote. No cheating. :lol:

BleedinGreenNC
02-19-2007, 12:32 PM
Lol!!

DolfanTom
02-19-2007, 12:59 PM
a·nal·o·gy (?-n?l'?-j?) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. a·nal·o·gies
1. a. Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar.
b. A comparison based on such similarity. See Synonyms at likeness.
2. Biology Correspondence in function or position between organs of dissimilar evolutionary origin or structure.
3. A form of logical inference or an instance of it, based on the assumption that if two things are known to be alike in some respects, then they must be alike in other respects.
4. Linguistics The process by which words or morphemes are re-formed or created on the model of existing grammatical patterns in a language, often leading to greater regularity in paradigms, as evidenced by helped replacing holp and holpen as the past tense and past participle of help on the model of verbs such as yelp, yelped, yelped

"A good analogy to describe a b-lo post would be, 'reading a b-lo post is like sticking a sharp fork into your eyeball, then dumping a bag of salt over your face.'"

DolfanTom
02-19-2007, 01:01 PM
If we keep this up all the way through "Z", this thread could rival the Kinzua Owned Day thread!!

like2god
02-19-2007, 01:15 PM
If we keep this up all the way through "Z", this thread could rival the Kinzua Owned Day thread!!
:chuckle:



Ambidexterous
Pronunciation: "am-bi-'dek-str&s</I>
Etymology: Late Latin </I>ambidexter, from Latin </I>ambi- + dexter right-hand</I> -- more at DEXTER (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('dexter');)</I>
1 : using both hands with equal ease</I> </I>
2 : unusually skillful : VERSATILE (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('versatile');)</I></I>
3 : characterized by duplicity : DOUBLE (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('double');)-dealing</I>
- am·bi·dex·trous·ly adverb



Sentence:
"No Blowboy, having the ability to jerk off with both hands does not make you ambidexterous."

:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 01:19 PM
an·a·lyst Pronunciation[an-l-ist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1.a person who analyzes or who is skilled in analysis. 2.a psychoanalyst. 3.Computers. systems analyst. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=systems analysis)
[Origin: 1650–60; < F analyste, equiv. to analyse analysis (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=analysis) + -iste -ist (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=-ist), by haplology from *analysistehttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.png]


B-Lo thought he was a true analyst until he read the above definition.:lol:

like2god
02-19-2007, 01:20 PM
an·a·lyst Pronunciation[an-l-ist]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation–noun 1.a person who analyzes or who is skilled in analysis. 2.a psychoanalyst. 3.Computers. systems analyst. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=systems analysis)
[Origin: 1650–60; < F analyste, equiv. to analyse analysis (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=analysis) + -iste -ist (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=-ist), by haplology from *analysistehttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png]


B-Lo thought he was a true analyst until he read the above definition.:lol:
:sidelol:

54Fins
02-19-2007, 02:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYvZs4gHZ4 Always start with the basics.

like2god
02-19-2007, 02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYvZs4gHZ4 Always start with the basics.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess we did get a little ahead of ourselves.

Mike13
02-19-2007, 03:20 PM
Argininosuccinate_synthetase (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argininosuccinate_synthetase)

Too complex?

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 04:52 PM
Argininosuccinate_synthetase (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argininosuccinate_synthetase)

Too complex?


:rolleyes: Not at all!

B-Lo stated that Argininosuccinate synthetase (***) is an enzyme that catalyzes the synthesis of Adrenaline. No, I corrected, Argininosuccinate synthetase (***) is an enzyme that catalyzes the synthesis of argininosuccinate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argininosuccinic_acid) from citrulline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrulline) and aspartate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartic_acid).

Enforcerfin33
02-19-2007, 04:54 PM
:rolleyes: Not at all!

B-Lo stated that Argininosuccinate synthetase (***) is an enzyme that catalyzes the synthesis of Adrenaline. No, I corrected, Argininosuccinate synthetase (***) is an enzyme that catalyzes the synthesis of argininosuccinate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argininosuccinic_acid) from citrulline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrulline) and aspartate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartic_acid).
:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

retired opfinistic
02-19-2007, 05:07 PM
:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:
Not bad for a 2 year old, eh?





Wikipedia rules!

like2god
02-20-2007, 04:07 AM
Todays letter is: B



Brilliant
Pronunciation: 'bril-y&nt</I>
Etymology: French </I>brillant, present participle of </I>briller to shine, from Italian </I>brillare
1 : very bright : GLITTERING (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('glittering');)<a brilliant light</I>></I> </I>
2 a : STRIKING (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('striking');), DISTINCTIVE (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('distinctive');)<a brilliant example</I>></I> </I>b : distinguished by unusual mental keenness or alertness</I>
synonym see BRIGHT (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('bright');)
- bril·liant·ly adverb



Sentence:
"Nobody will ever use the word brilliant to describe our friend Blowboy"

:cooldude:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 09:09 AM
Boy you Baboons sure do Bore the sh$t out of me. Because your Balligerence is Both Boastful and Blatent Bullsh%t! :ninja:


:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 09:40 AM
Blatent Balligerence
:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 09:44 AM
bla·tant–adjective 1.brazenly obvious; flagrant: a blatant error in simple addition; a blatant lie. 2.offensively noisy or loud; clamorous: blatant radios. 3.tastelessly conspicuous: the blatant colors of the dress.


bel·lig·er·ent –adjective 1.warlike; given to waging war. 2.of warlike character; aggressively hostile; bellicose: a belligerent tone. 3.waging war; engaged in war: a peace treaty between belligerent powers. 4.pertaining to war or to those engaged in war: belligerent rights. –noun 5.a state or nation at war. 6.a member of the military forces of such a state.

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 09:48 AM
be·lit·tle –verb (used with object), -tled, -tling. to regard or portray as less impressive or important than appearances indicate; depreciate; disparage.



When B-Lo first stood in front of his wife, naked, on their wedding night, he said "it may belittle, but it's mine."

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 10:13 AM
badinage \bad-n-AHZH\, noun:
Light, playful talk; banter.

The badinage found in The Depths, often is a source of consternation for trolls such as B-Lo.




Special Sneak Peek for tomorrow's word::D

con·ster·na·tion [kon-ster-ney-shuhhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.pngn]
–noun a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay.

like2god
02-20-2007, 10:28 AM
B-lo
Pronunciation: blow
also see: b!owjob, oral sex
Etymology: Greek phallos pen!s
1. An angry slow witted Buffalo Bills fan
2. A sexual act involving the sucking and slurping of the male genitalia
3. a stupid, random and ignorant person
4. bad speller
5. flusters easily
6. a cardboard box dweller that begs for nickels


Sentence:
"Boy do the people at Websters have you pegged, Blowboy"


:lol:

like2god
02-20-2007, 10:28 AM
Boy you Baboons sure do Bore the sh$t out of me. Because your Balligerence is Both Boastful and Blatent Bullsh%t! :ninja:


:cooldude:
:lol:

How's that again?

B-lo
02-20-2007, 10:33 AM
Sentence:
"Boy do the people at Websters have you pegged, Blowboy"


:lol: Angry? I'm not angry you fukin sorry as$ geek Bytch! I also used a "B" word. Definition for bytch is someone who calls themself like2 "GOD".:shakeno: :

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 10:35 AM
:lol:

How's that again?
Boy, bad posting beset with below par spelling and bizarre punctuation brings about blistering banter.

like2god
02-20-2007, 10:38 AM
Angry?
:lol:

Then he goes on to say.....

I'm not angry you fukin sorry as$ geek Bytch! I also used a "B" word. Definition for bytch is someone who calls themself like2 "GOD".:shakeno: :

:sidelol:

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 10:39 AM
Big adjective, big·ger, big·gest, adverb, noun –adjective
1.large, as in size, height, width, or amount: a big house; a big quantity.
2.of major concern, importance, gravity, or the like: a big problem.
3.outstanding for a specified quality: a big liar; a big success.
4.important, as in influence, standing, or wealth: a big man in his field.
5.grown-up; mature: big enough to know better.


"B-lo can be pretty funny and cool sometimes, but today, he is a Big baby!"

B-lo
02-20-2007, 10:39 AM
Boy, bad posting beset with below par spelling and bizarre punctuation brings about blistering banter. I tried , couldn't come back w/one!:tantrum: :lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 10:41 AM
:lol:

Then he goes on to say.....


:sidelol:Yes , hopefully you have enough "B"rains to get the joke!

:shakeno:

like2god
02-20-2007, 10:50 AM
Boy, bad posting beset with below par spelling and bizarre punctuation brings about blistering banter.

That blubbery butthead was bound to blow sooner or later.

BTW Blowboy's post brought me to my knees. I haven't had a bellylaugh that had me bawling, braying and boo hooing like that in 'bout a month.

like2god
02-20-2007, 10:51 AM
Yes , hopefully you have enough "B"rains to get the joke!

:shakeno:
:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 10:59 AM
I tried , couldn't come back w/one!:tantrum: :lol:
:D

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 11:07 AM
I tried , couldn't come back w/one!:tantrum: :lol::titanic::french:

like2god
02-20-2007, 11:27 AM
:titanic::french:

:lol:

Just think, we're only on "B". Wait until we're finished and he'll be completely broken. :D

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 11:32 AM
:lol:

Just think, we're only on "B". Wait until we're finished and he'll be completely broken. :D
We should all make a bet on this - put in our phin dollars or whatever. We'll all pick a letter! Kinda like an over-under sortof.

My $$$ is on F. F for Failure, as in "Buffalo Bills" :lol:

like2god
02-20-2007, 11:52 AM
We should all make a bet on this - put in our phin dollars or whatever. We'll all pick a letter! Kinda like an over-under sortof.

My $$$ is on F. F for Failure, as in "Buffalo Bills" :lol:

:lol:

I think blow will last a little longer than that. I'll put down 1000 phin dollars on "R" for Reading, wRiting and aRithmetic. That letter will be a tough one for blowboy. :lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 11:55 AM
We should all make a bet on this - put in our phin dollars or whatever. We'll all pick a letter! Kinda like an over-under sortof.

My $$$ is on F. F for Failure, as in "Buffalo Bills" :lol:

After reading his posts today, I`ll take B and 1/2.:lol:

54Fins
02-20-2007, 11:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A58ig4hzUs The letter "B"

B-lo
02-20-2007, 12:26 PM
We should all make a bet on this - put in our phin dollars or whatever. We'll all pick a letter! Kinda like an over-under sortof.

My $$$ is on F. F for Failure, as in "Buffalo Bills" :lol: My $$$ is on "s" for sweeeep!!:lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 12:32 PM
After reading his posts today, I`ll take B and 1/2.:lol: I'll put my Bills on the fact that your running after Big Bra's big "b" size boobs right now, trying to butt bump him in the behind before you 2 phags have brunch!.............. BYTCH!!!:cooldude:

TotoreMexico
02-20-2007, 12:34 PM
My $$$ is on "s" for sweeeep!!:lol:

My $$$$ is on "w" for wide right!:sidelol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 12:49 PM
I'll put my Bills on the fact that your running after Big Bra's big "b" size boobs right now, trying to butt bump him in the behind before you 2 phags have brunch!.............. BYTCH!!!:cooldude:Even tho your post was stupid, you did manage to use a comma. Congratulations.:lol:

I`m still stickin` to B and 1/2.:lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 12:52 PM
Even tho your post was stupid, you did manage to use a comma. Congratulations.:lol:

I`m still stickin` to B and 1/2.:lol: Even tho YOUR stupid, I'll still read your sorry as# posts. congratulations.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 12:54 PM
Even tho YOUR stupid, I'll still read your sorry as# posts. congratulations.:lol:
:lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 12:56 PM
Even tho your post was stupid, you did manage to use a comma. Congratulations.:lol:

I`m still stickin` to B and 1/2.:lol: Typical response from your sorry as#." oh that was stupid", or "drrrr... that didn't even make sense". Yea to you, because you just got smacked around like Big Bra's titty's do when you bang him from behind!:lol:

like2god
02-20-2007, 12:56 PM
My $$$$ is on "w" for wide right!:sidelol:

Even tho your post was stupid, you did manage to use a comma. Congratulations.:lol:

I`m still stickin` to B and 1/2.:lol:


Even tho YOUR stupid, I'll still read your sorry as# posts. congratulations.:lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 01:05 PM
Typical response from your sorry as#." oh that was stupid", or "drrrr... that didn't even make sense". Yea to you, because you just got smacked around like Big Bra's titty's do when you bang him from behind!:lol:
While you`re at it, go back and proof read ALL of your posts.:lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 01:09 PM
While you`re at it, go back and proof read ALL of your posts.:lol:
Done, the only time these responses occur, are when you get your as# smacked around! Kinda like now, but you won't understand ,it's o.k. , we got the pattern.
:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 01:11 PM
Typical response from your sorry as#." oh that was stupid", or "drrrr... that didn't even make sense". Yea to you, because you just got smacked around like Big Bra's titty's do when you bang him from behind!:lol:

uh huh.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 01:19 PM
blo...We`ve owned you for so long, the 3 yr. warrenty`s expired.:lol:

Here`s your final lesson before I have to go to work: Don`t lick the windows and tires if the temperature reaches -21 degrees fahrenheit.

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 01:24 PM
blo...We`ve owned you for so long, the 3 yr. warrenty`s expired.:lol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 01:27 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::wink: :lol:

B-lo
02-20-2007, 03:00 PM
blo...We`ve owned you for so long, the 3 yr. warrenty`s expired.:lol:

Here`s your final lesson before I have to go to work: Don`t lick the windows and tires if the temperature reaches -21 degrees fahrenheit.

:shakeno: Wrong again ol man! You have never and never will own me , you got game like the Dolphins on Dec. 17th 2006. But you want to believe you do, so keep thinking that. The Dolphins and you may have been good like 25 years ago you may have had game way back then but not anymore!:shakeno: But if it makes you feel young again keep holding on to that 25 years ago memory, when things were going good for you, whether on the football field or the depths it's over . Your weak at the depths and your team is weak. It's o.k., I really do feel sorry for you!:lol: Dolphins franchise = Capt. Dikhead, Both are falling to the bottom of the sea RAPIDLY!!!! :cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 03:07 PM
What was stated:

:shakeno: Wrong again ol man! You have never and never will own me , you got game like the Dolphins on Dec. 17th 2006. But you want to believe you do, so keep thinking that. The Dolphins and you may have been good like 25 years ago you may have had game way back then but not anymore!:shakeno: But if it makes you feel young again keep holding on to that 25 years ago memory, when things were going good for you, whether on the football field or the depths it's over . Your weak at the depths and your team is weak. It's o.k., I really do feel sorry for you!:lol: Dolphins franchise = Capt. Dikhead, Both are falling to the bottom of the sea RAPIDLY!!!! :cooldude:
What he was feeling:

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

like2god
02-20-2007, 03:11 PM
:shakeno: Wrong again ol man! You have never and never will own me , you got game like the Dolphins on Dec. 17th 2006. But you want to believe you do, so keep thinking that. The Dolphins and you may have been good like 25 years ago you may have had game way back then but not anymore!:shakeno: But if it makes you feel young again keep holding on to that 25 years ago memory, when things were going good for you, whether on the football field or the depths it's over . Your weak at the depths and your team is weak. It's o.k., I really do feel sorry for you!:lol: Dolphins franchise = Capt. Dikhead, Both are falling to the bottom of the sea RAPIDLY!!!! :cooldude:

You're trying to tell us something, aren't you? :hmmm:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 03:19 PM
You're trying to tell us something, aren't you? :hmmm:
He types like Charlie Brown's teacher talks.


Wah, wah, wah waaaah.....

like2god
02-20-2007, 03:38 PM
He types like Charlie Brown's teacher talks.


Wah, wah, wah waaaah.....

:lol:

I was thinking more along the lines of Yoda on the short bus.


The Dolphins and you may have been good like 25 years ago you may have had game way back then but not anymore!:shakeno: But if it makes you feel young again keep holding on to that 25 years ago memory, when things were going good for you, whether on the football field or the depths it's over .
:hmmm:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 03:49 PM
:lol:

I was thinking more along the lines of Yoda on the short bus.


:hmmm:
I like the "25 years ago memory"

perhaps he meant "25 year old memory"?

B-lo
02-20-2007, 03:55 PM
Still impossible to understand huh? Dam!:tantrum: I don't know how to type/speak geek! You pencil pushin button hittin Dexter's make me sick!:cooldude:

Mike13
02-20-2007, 04:00 PM
B is for Buffalo, one of the saddest NFL Franchises.

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 04:07 PM
Still impossible to understand huh? Dam!:tantrum: I don't know how to type/speak geek! You pencil pushin button hittin Dexter's make me sick!:cooldude:
Try again, in english not tardlish.

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 04:08 PM
B is for Buffalo, one of the saddest NFL Franchises.
Dude, I totally Buffalo'd my final exam, my dad's gonna beat the Buffalo out of me!

Mike13
02-20-2007, 04:15 PM
Dude, I totally Buffalo'd my final exam, my dad's gonna beat the Buffalo out of me!

Son of a Bills fan!

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Dude, I totally Buffalo'd my final exam, my dad's gonna beat the Buffalo out of me!
I was totally gonna score till my "friend" Buffalo'd my chance to get laid.

I went to Vegas hoping to win big, but all I did was Buffalo away all my hard-earned cash.

I went into this board meeting w/ Donald Trump and he told me, "You're Buffalo'd."

The Red Sox were going to win the World Series, but Bill Buckner Buffalo'd the ball in Game 6.

DolfanTom
02-20-2007, 04:24 PM
"Please, help the children ... you don't want them to get Buffalo'd"

GoBills24
02-20-2007, 04:43 PM
B is for Buffalo, one of the saddest NFL Franchises.

Surpassed only by the Dolp...

Oh wait, I see you're not on the letter "D" yet. :wink:

retired opfinistic
02-20-2007, 04:55 PM
Son of a Bills fan!
No Billsfan!

bigbry
02-20-2007, 05:46 PM
Still impossible to understand huh? Dam!:tantrum: I don't know how to type/speak geek! You pencil pushin button hittin Dexter's make me sick!:cooldude:


"Dam" ????? What is Hoover for $500.00 Alex.


BB

B-lo
02-20-2007, 06:02 PM
"Dam" ????? What is Hoover for $500.00 Alex.


BBYou didn't get the point jeopardy boy?:shakeno:

bigbry
02-20-2007, 06:04 PM
You didn't get the point jeopardy boy?:shakeno:

STFU, Sally.


BB

B-lo
02-20-2007, 06:17 PM
STFU, Sally.


BBDon't :boohoo: Alice, it will be alright!:lol:

bigbry
02-20-2007, 09:28 PM
You didn't get the point jeopardy boy?:shakeno:


Oh Sally, I understood. Its what you didnt understand thats funny.
You see sheep-dip, you cant pretend that you are trying to misspell on purpose.
Ever feel like all of us Depths Dolphins are sitting in your favorite chair when you're not at home?


BB

Mike13
02-20-2007, 10:45 PM
Surpassed only by the Dolp...

Oh wait, I see you're not on the letter "D" yet. :wink:

Have you gotten to F yet as in "Foul mouthed Homer"?

GoBills24
02-20-2007, 10:54 PM
Have you gotten to F yet as in "Foul mouthed Homer"?

:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-20-2007, 11:07 PM
:shakeno: Wrong again ol man! You have never and never will own me , you got game like the Dolphins on Dec. 17th 2006. But you want to believe you do, so keep thinking that. The Dolphins and you may have been good like 25 years ago you may have had game way back then but not anymore!:shakeno: But if it makes you feel young again keep holding on to that 25 years ago memory, when things were going good for you, whether on the football field or the depths it's over . Your weak at the depths and your team is weak. It's o.k., I really do feel sorry for you!:lol: Dolphins franchise = Capt. Dikhead, Both are falling to the bottom of the sea RAPIDLY!!!! :cooldude:

See? Major melt down at B and 1/2.:lol:...I`d like the Phin dollars in small unmarked U.S. currency. Thanks!:D

And as for you, little blo, I can tell that I`m starting to get under your skin again, which frankly, is always a hoot.:lol:

Sooner or later you`ll have to realize that you trying to outsmart a Finfan has as much chance of success as the bills winning a Super Bowl. Neither of you have enough talent or intelligence to get over the hump.:goof:

And speaking of hump... the next time I`m pokin` your drunk sister in the butt and she groggily says: I know that can`t be you B-lo, it`s way too big, I`ll still accept her money and laugh all the way to the bank.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Try again, in english not tardlish.That`s like askin` the mouse to stand still for the cat.:lol:

PatriotDynasty
02-21-2007, 01:19 AM
like2god, do the board a favor and keep your mouth shut, boy!

like2god
02-21-2007, 01:33 AM
like2god, do the board a favor and keep your mouth shut, boy!
Or what?

Are you going to sissy slap me with your limp wrists? :rolleyes2

I think I'll continue to post just like I always have. Okay, douchebag?

like2god
02-21-2007, 01:40 AM
Todays letter is: C



c0cksucker
Main Entry: cock·suck·er
Function: noun
Pronunciation: -"s&-k&r</I>
: one who performs fellatio -- often used as a generalized term of abuse

also see: http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/member.php?u=19131</I>


Sentence:
"PatriotDynasty is a worthless cocksucker"

PatriotDynasty
02-21-2007, 01:50 AM
I'm pretty sure like2god has a crush on me. Someone needs to get like2god and dolfantom back together!

I respect your alternative lifestyle, no judgement coming from me :evil:

like2god
02-21-2007, 02:01 AM
I'm pretty sure like2god has a crush on me. Someone needs to get like2god and dolfantom back together!

I respect your alternative lifestyle, no judgement coming from me :evil:
:rolleyes:

Wow, how can I compete with that? You obviously put a lot of thought and effort into that smack. :rolleyes2

I also find it amusing that a Patriots fan would have the nuts to imply that someone else was gay. After all, the Pats are the only team in the NFL that equipped the seats in their stadium with rubber phalluses. How many home games do you go to Patsie? I bet you have a season pass. :lol:

like2god
02-21-2007, 02:09 AM
Later Patsie, I'm going to bed. I can't wait forever for you to think up a reply. :shakeno:

B-lo
02-21-2007, 09:07 AM
Capt. dikhead and his Companion Cream puff bra continue to be on cue with their clueless, posts! Cause collasle callapse Cap. and his cream puff continue to covet each other's C***'s.:ninja:

retired opfinistic
02-21-2007, 09:35 AM
Capt. dikhead and his Companion Cream puff bra continue to be on cue with their clueless, posts! Cause collasle callapse Cap. and his cream puff continue to covet each other's C***'s.:ninja:
Can't quite comprehend the conversation coming through cyberspace care of B-Lo's cranium.:confused:

DolfanTom
02-21-2007, 10:35 AM
like2god, do the board a favor and keep your mouth shut, boy!:sidelol::lol:

:rolleyes2

DolfanTom
02-21-2007, 10:37 AM
I'm pretty sure like2god has a crush on me. Someone needs to get like2god and dolfantom back together!

I respect your alternative lifestyle, no judgement coming from me :evil:This from a fan of a team whose starting and backup QBs recreate "Brokeback Mountain" before practice each day.

DolfanTom
02-21-2007, 10:43 AM
**** (kŭnt)
n. Vulgar Slang

The female genital organs.
Sexual intercourse with a woman.
Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable"When discussing the merits of b-lo and PatsieDynasty, it's difficult to determine which is the bigger ****."

retired opfinistic
02-21-2007, 10:55 AM
cor·nu·co·pi·a [kawr-nuh-koh-pee-uh, -nyuh-] –noun 1.Classical Mythology. a horn containing food, drink, etc., in endless supply, said to have been a horn of the goat Amalthaea. 2.a representation of this horn, used as a symbol of abundance. 3.an abundant, overflowing supply. 4.a horn-shaped or conical receptacle or ornament.

B-Lo, a frequent troll poster in The Depths, provides the rest of us with a cornucopia of entertainment stemming from his comical posts.

like2god
02-21-2007, 03:13 PM
Charity


Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'char-&-te</I>
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Etymology: Middle English </I>charite, from Old French </I>charité, from Late Latin </I>caritat-, caritas Christian love, from Latin, dearness, from </I>carus dear; akin to Old Irish </I>carae friend, Sanskrit </I>kAma love</I>
1 : benevolent goodwill toward or love of humanity</I> </I>
2 a : generosity and helpfulness especially toward the needy or suffering</I> ; also : aid given to those in need</I> </I>b : an institution engaged in relief of the poor</I> </I>c : public provision for the relief of the needy</I> </I>
3 a : a gift for public benevolent purposes</I> </I>b : an institution (as a hospital) founded by such a gift</I> </I>
4 : lenient judgment of others</I>
synonym see MERCY (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('mercy');)



Sentence:
"Blo's favorite charity is the Help Blowboy Refill His Valtrex Prescription Fund"

:lol:

TotoreMexico
02-21-2007, 10:23 PM
like2god, do the board a favor and keep your mouth shut, boy!

PatriotGAYnasty do us a favor and stop posting your lame ass comments

Mike13
02-21-2007, 11:23 PM
**** as in WTE's favorite word.

Colorado Dolfan
02-22-2007, 12:36 AM
Complacent –adjective
Pronunciation: [kuhm-pley-suhnt]
Etymology: Latin complacēns, complacent-, present participle of complacēre, to please : com-, intensive pref.; see com- + placēre, to please; see plāk-1 in Indo-European roots.

1. Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned. Sentence:
No one could ever understand how so many of the trolls had become so complacent in their stupidity.

Note: Not to be confused with complaisant:


Complaisant –adjective
Pronunciation: [kuhm-pley-suhnt]
Etymology: Latin complacēns, complacent-, present participle of complacēre, to please : com-, intensive pref.; see com- + placēre, to please; see plāk-1 in Indo-European roots.

1. Exhibiting a desire or willingness to please; cheerfully obliging.Sentence:
Most Pats fans would be more than complaisant to fulfill any of Tom Brady's homoerotic fantasies.

like2god
02-22-2007, 11:18 AM
Todays letter is: D


Dense

Function: adjective
Pronunciation: 'den(t)s</I>
Inflected Form(s): dens·er ; dens·est
Etymology: Latin </I>densus; akin to Greek </I>dasys thick with hair or leaves</I>
1 a : marked by compactness or crowding together of parts</I> </I>b : having a high mass per unit volume <carbon dioxide is a dense gas</I>></I> </I>
2 a : marked by a stupid imperviousness to ideas or impressions : THICKHEADED (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('thickheaded');)</I></I>b : EXTREME (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('extreme');)<dense ignorance</I>></I> </I>
3 : having between any two elements at least one element <the set of rational numbers is dense</I>></I> </I>
4 : demanding concentration to follow or comprehend <dense prose</I>></I> </I>
5 : having high or relatively high opacity <a dense fog</I>> <a dense photographic negative</I>></I>
synonym see STUPID (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('stupid');)
- dense·ly adverb
- dense·ness/'den(t)-sn&s/ noun

Sentence:
"Blowboy is pretty dense, even for a Bills fan"

B-lo
02-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Dilapitated: The Dolphins have an organization that is dilapitated!

Dikhead:= L2G: L2G is a Dikhead. Simple enough eh?:cooldude:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Dan [dan] - Pronunciation Key -
–noun Archaic.
a title of honor equivalent to master or sir: Dan Chaucer.


"Dan Marino is a God. Jim Kelly, Joe Montana and John Elway merely worship at his alter!"

like2god
02-22-2007, 11:29 AM
Dilapitated: The Dolphins have an organization that is dilapitated!

Dikhead:= L2G: L2G is a Dikhead. Simple enough eh? :cooldude:

Nice try blowboy, but Canada doesn't want you either. :lol:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 11:36 AM
Nice try blowboy, but Canada doesn't want you either. :lol:
He gets confused l2g. Being a Buffalo native, you have to forgive him. You see, one of the drawing points for sorry Buffalo is "Hey, we're not that far a drive from Toronto!" :lol:

like2god
02-22-2007, 11:46 AM
He gets confused l2g. Being a Buffalo native, you have to forgive him. You see, one of the drawing points for sorry Buffalo is "Hey, we're not that far a drive from Toronto!" :lol:
:lol:

Maybe he was practicing for when the Bills move to Toronto. I can just imagine him at a home game:

"heY Dikhead, shut yor f$ckin mouth DEXTER and give Me some pockit change, eh?"

:lol:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 11:48 AM
:lol:

Maybe he was practicing for when the Bills move to Toronto. I can just imagine him at a home game:

"heY Dikhead, shut yor f$ckin mouth DEXTER and give Me some pockit change, eh?"

:lol:
I know we are joking here, but I wouldn't be ultimately shocked if the NFL makes this move. It would probably be huge there! Toronto is almost as big as L.A.

Problem for B-lo will be when he converts his Canadian change for American and loses out on the exchange rate :lol:

like2god
02-22-2007, 12:37 PM
I know we are joking here, but I wouldn't be ultimately shocked if the NFL makes this move. It would probably be huge there! Toronto is almost as big as L.A.

Problem for B-lo will be when he converts his Canadian change for American and loses out on the exchange rate :lol:
I know, he can barely make change as it is, he doesn't need a whole knew currency to f*ck him up. :lol:

I don't know if the Bills will be moving to L.A. or Toronto, this offseason will tell us how serious Bills management is about competing and putting fans in the seats. If they don't make any significant moves and lose Clements and Fletcher without a fight, then I think a move might be more of a possibilty. Right now they should be doing everything to get the fans interested. They have the makings of a good young team, now they need to take the next step.

But back on topic......




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• Van
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Sentence:
"When the Bills move to Toronto, Buffalo fans can charter the D & F Travel Bus Chartering company to go see the games."

B-lo
02-22-2007, 12:43 PM
I know we are joking here, but I wouldn't be ultimately shocked if the NFL makes this move. It would probably be huge there! Toronto is almost as big as L.A.

Problem for B-lo will be when he converts his Canadian change for American and loses out on the exchange rate :lol:You should know by now this is NOT going to happen, atleast not in our lifetime. It may happen many, many, years from now . But who knows , there may be a whole knew league by then. The Bills are not leaving Buffalo, When Ralph is dead and gone his family is going to probably try and sell the team. There is a Billionare in Buffalo, you know him, he owns the Sabres , Gagliano. he says " He will by the Bills and they will never leave Buffalo" . So your hopes of never getting your as# kicked again by us is a DREAM!!! Were going to stomp your sorry as# , cellar dwelling , over paying for a rotating d- tackle as#es for many years to come! Deal with it!!!!:evil:



I know your not going to understand the over paying part , so I'll explain. You paid 20 miilion to an undersized rotating defensive tackle. he had 7 sacks last year, and his run defense is average to poor cause he's smaller for an inside d-tackle. He isn't that good, that's a lot of money for an average ageing D- tackle, who ROTATES!.:cooldude:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 12:45 PM
I don't know if the Bills will be moving to L.A. or Toronto, this offseason will tell us how serious Bills management is about competing and putting fans in the seats. If they don't make any significant moves and lose Clements and Fletcher without a fight, then I think a move might be more of a possibilty. Right now they should be doing everything to get the fans interested. They have the makings of a good young team, now they need to take the next step.
One thing the ARE doing is installing a new High Def screen. Not as big as those record-setting screens at Dolphin Stadium - but a significant investment nonetheless.

For that reason alone, I think there's a good chance they'll stay. It's not the type of thing cheap organizations do. Granted, I'm sure there's some "free" state funding in there to pay for it, but I would think it wouldn't be happening if anyone really felt the Bills were going to Jet anytime soon.

Maybe RW is getting ready to sell - FINALLY - and wants to make the org more valuable?

like2god
02-22-2007, 12:52 PM
You should know by now this is NOT going to happen, atleast not in our lifetime. It may happen many, many, years from now . But who knows , there may be a whole knew league by then. The Bills are not leaving Buffalo, When Ralph is dead and gone his family is going to probably try and sell the team. There is a Billionare in Buffalo, you know him, he owns the Sabres , Gagliano. he says " He will by the Bills and they will never leave Buffalo" . So your hopes of never getting your as# kicked again by us is a DREAM!!! Were going to stomp your sorry as# , cellar dwelling , over paying for a rotating d- tackle as#es for many years to come! Deal with it!!!!:evil:



I know your not going to understand the over paying part , so I'll explain. You paid 20 miilion to an undersized rotating defensive tackle. he had 7 sacks last year, and his run defense is average to poor cause he's smaller for an inside d-tackle. He isn't that good, that's a lot of money for an average ageing D- tackle, who ROTATES!.:cooldude:
Note to blowboy:

If you have to explain your jokes, it usually means that they aren't funny.

Just for future reference. :cooldude:

I'll give you the definition for "reference" when we get to the R's. :lol:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 12:53 PM
You should know by now this is NOT going to happen, atleast not in our lifetime. It may happen many, many, years from now . But who knows , there may be a whole knew league by then. The Bills are not leaving Buffalo, When Ralph is dead and gone his family is going to probably try and sell the team. There is a Billionare in Buffalo, you know him, he owns the Sabres , Gagliano. he says " He will by the Bills and they will never leave Buffalo" . So your hopes of never getting your as# kicked again by us is a DREAM!!! Were going to stomp your sorry as# , cellar dwelling , over paying for a rotating d- tackle as#es for many years to come! Deal with it!!!!:evil:

Dude, if you know me by now, you know I only say these things in jest. As an Upstater, I want the Bills to stay right where they are. And see my other GD post! And I would love for Galisano (Gagliano :sidelol:) to buy the team. It appears he won't ever be governor, so it can happen!


I know your not going to understand the over paying part , so I'll explain. You paid 20 miilion to an undersized rotating defensive tackle. he had 7 sacks last year, and his run defense is average to poor cause he's smaller for an inside d-tackle. He isn't that good, that's a lot of money for an average ageing D- tackle, who ROTATES!.:cooldude:
:wall:
B-lo, stop showing your ignorance!! That's the whole reason for this thread in the first place :lol:

They didn't pay 20 million anymore than any NFL team ever pays the full value of an NFL contract these days. Only 10 million is guaranteed.

And he may be undersized, but me makes plays. He uses phenominal technique to get into position to make plays. And - um - you may have noticed that the guy on the other side of him was named DPOY last year. Holiday takes up some attention, freeing up JT to make monster plays.

I'd say it was very smart of us to keep him!

like2god
02-22-2007, 01:01 PM
One thing the ARE doing is installing a new High Def screen. Not as big as those record-setting screens at Dolphin Stadium - but a significant investment nonetheless.

For that reason alone, I think there's a good chance they'll stay. It's not the type of thing cheap organizations do. Granted, I'm sure there's some "free" state funding in there to pay for it, but I would think it wouldn't be happening if anyone really felt the Bills were going to Jet anytime soon.

Maybe RW is getting ready to sell - FINALLY - and wants to make the org more valuable?
Could be, but putting a competitive product on the field, at least to me, is more important than a HD screen.



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Sentence:
"Ralph Wilson spends more money on his depends than he does the Bills franchise"

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 01:03 PM
Could be, but putting a competitive product on the field, at least to me, is more important than a HD screen.Well, you would think one would signify the other, but perhaps not.

What will they do w/ Clements? You're right, that is more important.

like2god
02-22-2007, 01:12 PM
Well, you would think one would signify the other, but perhaps not.

What will they do w/ Clements? You're right, that is more important.

Some teams (in all sports) do the bare minimum to make their franchise better. It's all a show just to appease the public/media for a short time before they all realize that it was a distraction. Does that mean that's what Wilson is doing with the Bills? No, but why invest in a stadium upgrade and then let your best player walk?

Well, at least the Bills fans will be able to watch their defense give up long TD passes all season on a brand spankin new HD screen. :lol:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 01:16 PM
Well, at least the Bills fans will be able to watch their defense give up long TD passes all season on a brand spankin new HD screen. :lol:
And, perhaps Clements making big INTs for us? :chuckle:

Kinzua
02-22-2007, 01:49 PM
dream [dreem] -verb to imagine as if in a dream; fancy; suppose.

The Dolfans' dream of the Dolphins doing well in 2007 will die with Daunte's poor decision-making!

:evil:

GoBills24
02-22-2007, 02:28 PM
lose Clements and Fletcher without a fight


I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't make a bidding war out of Fletcher.

Not because Ralph is supposedly cheap, but because he just does not fit the defense we're trying to build.

Marv Levy stated we need attack-oriented linebackers, not ones who pursue, and make tackles 6 yards off of the line of scrimmage.

Flet has said recently he'd love to stay here, but I can't see us offering a deal, especially when it's obvious he doesn't fit in, in the scheme of things.

PatriotDynasty
02-22-2007, 02:30 PM
And, perhaps Clements making big INTs for us? :chuckle:

The Texans have a better shot of contending next season than your Fish Squad.

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 02:32 PM
The Texans have a better shot of contending next season than your Fish Squad.Maybe you should jump on their bandwagon then, now that your "Dynasty" is coming to a close!

B-lo
02-22-2007, 03:23 PM
Dude, if you know me by now, you know I only say these things in jest. As an Upstater, I want the Bills to stay right where they are. And see my other GD post! And I would love for Galisano (Gagliano :sidelol:) to buy the team. It appears he won't ever be governor, so it can happen!


:wall:
B-lo, stop showing your ignorance!! That's the whole reason for this thread in the first place :lol:

They didn't pay 20 million anymore than any NFL team ever pays the full value of an NFL contract these days. Only 10 million is guaranteed.

And he may be undersized, but me makes plays. He uses phenominal technique to get into position to make plays. And - um - you may have noticed that the guy on the other side of him was named DPOY last year. Holiday takes up some attention, freeing up JT to make monster plays.

I'd say it was very smart of us to keep him!Ignorance? Your dumb homer as# thinks Holliday is worth 20 million? His sighning bonus at 10 million is a fukin :sidelol: . He "makes plays" WHen? He is a bottom tier d -tackle, who is going down in the old age cycle. Smart of you to keep him, maybe, BUT at that pay range , NO FUKIN WAY!!

B-lo
02-22-2007, 03:26 PM
Some teams (in all sports) do the bare minimum to make their franchise better. It's all a show just to appease the public/media for a short time before they all realize that it was a distraction. Does that mean that's what Wilson is doing with the Bills? No, but why invest in a stadium upgrade and then let your best player walk?

Well, at least the Bills fans will be able to watch their defense give up long TD passes all season on a brand spankin new HD screen. :lol:Maybe , But I can guarantee 1 thing, it won't be from your sorry as# q.b.'s throwing them!! Your q.b. situation is weak and hopeful at best and you know it!:lol:

B-lo
02-22-2007, 03:32 PM
Note to blowboy:

If you have to explain your jokes, it usually means that they aren't funny.

Just for future reference. :cooldude:

I'll give you the definition for "reference" when we get to the R's. :lol:NOTE: to URGay . When dealing with complete fukin football ret@rds who don't know "jokes" from facts , I obviously have to re-explain.:cooldude:

DolfanTom
02-22-2007, 03:51 PM
Ignorance? Your dumb homer as# thinks Holliday is worth 20 million? His sighning bonus at 10 million is a fukin :sidelol: . He "makes plays" WHen? He is a bottom tier d -tackle, who is going down in the old age cycle. Smart of you to keep him, maybe, BUT at that pay range , NO FUKIN WAY!!You officially have no clue now B-lo. Before, we thought maybe you might know something still, but clearly you don't have a clue w/ this post.

THIS post is the official "jump the shark" post for B-lo.

"bottom tier d-tackle"????

I hope for your sake you are kidding. I really really do!

bigbry
02-22-2007, 05:42 PM
See? Major melt down at B and 1/2.:lol:...I`d like the Phin dollars in small unmarked U.S. currency. Thanks!:D

And as for you, little blo, I can tell that I`m starting to get under your skin again, which frankly, is always a hoot.:lol:

Sooner or later you`ll have to realize that you trying to outsmart a Finfan has as much chance of success as the bills winning a Super Bowl. Neither of you have enough talent or intelligence to get over the hump.:goof:

And speaking of hump... the next time I`m pokin` your drunk sister in the butt and she groggily says: I know that can`t be you B-lo, it`s way too big, I`ll still accept her money and laugh all the way to the bank.:lol:

For some reason this post reminds me of the good ole days.
pokin Bills fans sisters and the Bills losin Super Bowls....younger days indeed.
Nice Capt.


BB

bigbry
02-22-2007, 05:44 PM
Capt. dikhead and his Companion Cream puff bra continue to be on cue with their clueless, posts! Cause collasle callapse Cap. and his cream puff continue to covet each other's C***'s.:ninja:

There you again painting pics in your own head....
Ever post anything that wasnt ghey?


BB

B-lo
02-22-2007, 10:04 PM
There you again painting pics in your own head....
Ever post anything that wasnt ghey?


BBThat was stupid!

B-lo
02-22-2007, 10:05 PM
You officially have no clue now B-lo. Before, we thought maybe you might know something still, but clearly you don't have a clue w/ this post.

THIS post is the official "jump the shark" post for B-lo.

"bottom tier d-tackle"????

I hope for your sake you are kidding. I really really do!The pompous dikhead around here says if you have to explain your jokes, save em.:cooldude:

like2god
02-22-2007, 10:34 PM
The pompous dikhead around here says if you have to explain your jokes, save em.:cooldude:
And yet you still continue to post.

Shut the f*ck up already, dumb@ss.



Dumb@ss

1. A very stupid person.
2. a moron that fails to follow directions
3. residents of Buffalo (past and present)
Sentence:
"Blowboy continues to show why he such a stupid dumb@ss"

:rolleyes:

Capt. Dick
02-22-2007, 11:15 PM
For some reason this post reminds me of the good ole days.
pokin Bills fans sisters and the Bills losin Super Bowls....younger days indeed.
Nice Capt.


BB

That`s right Bry...when we weren`t pokin` their sisters, we were laughin` at `em for losin` Super Bowls. These days, the girls are either paint huffin` whores or they work the swing-shift at the ParknBlow. Their team can`t even make the playoffs now.

Life is still good.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-22-2007, 11:27 PM
Still impossible to understand huh? Dam!:tantrum: I don't know how to type/speak geek! You pencil pushin button hittin Dexter's make me sick!:cooldude:To everyone else it`s referred to as the English language.:lol:

bigbry
02-22-2007, 11:32 PM
That was stupid!

You seem to be lacking the skills to judge what is stupid or you would of stopped posting along time ago.

But, really nice comeback. :lol:


BB

Capt. Dick
02-22-2007, 11:35 PM
like2god, do the board a favor and keep your mouth shut, boy!

Translation: You`re way too smart for me l2g, but instead of crying I`ll try to type tough.:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-23-2007, 02:45 AM
dic·tateverb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1.to say or read (something) aloud for another person to transcribe or for a machine to record: to dictate some letters to a secretary. 2.to prescribe or lay down authoritatively or peremptorily; command unconditionally: to dictate peace terms to a conquered enemy. –verb (used without object) 3.to say or read aloud something to be written down by a person or recorded by a machine. 4.to give orders. –noun 5.an authoritative order or command. 6.a guiding or governing principle, requirement, etc.: to follow the dictates of one's conscience.




At the end of the day, B-Lo has heard the phrase "How'd my dictate?" many times

Capt. Dick
02-23-2007, 05:08 AM
dic·tateverb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1.to say or read (something) aloud for another person to transcribe or for a machine to record: to dictate some letters to a secretary. 2.to prescribe or lay down authoritatively or peremptorily; command unconditionally: to dictate peace terms to a conquered enemy. –verb (used without object) 3.to say or read aloud something to be written down by a person or recorded by a machine. 4.to give orders. –noun 5.an authoritative order or command. 6.a guiding or governing principle, requirement, etc.: to follow the dictates of one's conscience.




At the end of the day, B-Lo has heard the phrase "How'd my dictate?" many times
:sidelol:

like2god
02-23-2007, 12:42 PM
dic·tateverb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1.to say or read (something) aloud for another person to transcribe or for a machine to record: to dictate some letters to a secretary. 2.to prescribe or lay down authoritatively or peremptorily; command unconditionally: to dictate peace terms to a conquered enemy. –verb (used without object) 3.to say or read aloud something to be written down by a person or recorded by a machine. 4.to give orders. –noun 5.an authoritative order or command. 6.a guiding or governing principle, requirement, etc.: to follow the dictates of one's conscience.




At the end of the day, B-Lo has heard the phrase "How'd my dictate?" many times
:lol:

like2god
02-23-2007, 12:45 PM
Todays letter is: E


Education
Pronunciation: "e-j&-'kA-sh&n</I>
1 a : the action or process of educating or of being educated</I> ; also : a stage of such a process</I> </I>b : the knowledge and development resulting from an educational process <a man of little education</I>></I> </I>
2 : the field of study that deals mainly with methods of teaching and learning in schools
Sentence:
"The purpose of this thread is to further Blo'ws education. It will definitely be an uphill battle."</I>

retired opfinistic
02-23-2007, 12:56 PM
em·u·late –verb (used with object) 1.to try to equal or excel; imitate with effort to equal or surpass: to emulate one's father as a concert violinist. 2.to rival with some degree of success: Some smaller cities now emulate the major capitals in their cultural offerings.

The Buffalo Bills, in the past, emulated, but failed to duplicate, a championship team.

retired opfinistic
02-23-2007, 12:58 PM
extemporaneous \ek-stem-puh-RAY-nee-us\, adjective:
1. Composed, performed, or uttered on the spur of the moment, or without previous study; unpremeditated; impromptu.
2. Prepared beforehand but delivered without notes or text.
3. Skilled at or given to extemporaneous speech.
4. Provided, made, or put to use as an expedient; makeshift.


Before the hour passes we can expect B-Lo to make some extemporaneous post that lacks both insight and intelligence.

Mike13
02-23-2007, 01:11 PM
It will definitely be an uphill battle

Blo thinks up is down.

like2god
02-23-2007, 01:25 PM
Blo thinks up is down.
Well, then that will be the first question on the test.

Yeah Blow, I forgot to mention it sooner, but there will be a test at the end of this lesson. I hope you're paying attention, blowboy.

DolfanTom
02-23-2007, 01:25 PM
error Pronunciation[er-er] Pronunciation Key -
–noun

1.a deviation from accuracy or correctness; a mistake, as in action or speech: His speech contained several factual errors.
2.belief in something untrue; the holding of mistaken opinions.
3.the condition of believing what is not true: in error about the date.
4.a moral offense; wrongdoing; sin.
5.Baseball. a misplay that enables a base runner to reach base safely or advance a base, or a batter to have a turn at bat prolonged, as the dropping of a ball batted in the air, the fumbling of a batted or thrown ball, or the throwing of a wild ball, but not including a passed ball or wild pitch.
6.Mathematics. the difference between the observed or approximately determined value and the true value of a quantity.
7.Law.
a.a mistake in a matter of fact or law in a case tried in a court of record.
b.writ of error.
8.Philately. a stamp distinguished by an error or errors in design, engraving, selection of inks, or setting up of the printing apparatus. Compare freak1 (def. 5), variety (def. 8).
"Shortly after b-lo was born, his father turned to his mother and said, 'Honey, I think we just made an error!'"

retired opfinistic
02-23-2007, 01:54 PM
fixed:
[/indent]"Shortly after b-lo was born, his father turned to his mother and said, 'Honey, I think we just made an ejaculatory error!'"

Kinzua
02-23-2007, 01:56 PM
dic·tateverb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1.to say or read (something) aloud for another person to transcribe or for a machine to record: to dictate some letters to a secretary. 2.to prescribe or lay down authoritatively or peremptorily; command unconditionally: to dictate peace terms to a conquered enemy. –verb (used without object) 3.to say or read aloud something to be written down by a person or recorded by a machine. 4.to give orders. –noun 5.an authoritative order or command. 6.a guiding or governing principle, requirement, etc.: to follow the dictates of one's conscience.




At the end of the day, B-Lo has heard the phrase "How'd my dictate?" many times

That's quite a lisp you've got there, Opie! :sidelol:

like2god
02-24-2007, 12:59 PM
Todays letter is: F


Failure
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'fA(&)l-y&r</I>
Etymology: alteration of earlier </I>failer, from Anglo-French, from Old French </I>faillir to fail</I>
1 a : omission of occurrence or performance</I> ; specifically : a failing to perform a duty or expected action</I> </I>b : a state of inability to perform a normal function <kidney failure</I>> -- compare HEART FAILURE (javascript:lookWord('heart failure');)</I></I>c : a fracturing or giving way under stress <structural failure</I>></I> </I>
2 a : lack of success</I> </I>b : a failing in business : BANKRUPTCY (javascript:lookWord('bankruptcy');)</I></I>
3 a : a falling short : DEFICIENCY (javascript:lookWord('deficiency');)<a crop failure</I>></I> </I>b : DETERIORATION (javascript:lookWord('deterioration');), DECAY (javascript:lookWord('decay');)</I></I>
4 : one that has failed</I>

Sentence:
"All Buffalo Bills fans know the stinging barbs of failure (x4)"

Colorado Dolfan
02-24-2007, 02:59 PM
fist (fist) n.

Etymology: O.E. fyst, from W.Gmc. *fustiz (cf. O.H.G. fust, O.Fris. fest, M.Du. vuust, Ger. Faust), from P.Gmc. *fukhstiz, probably ult. from PIE *pengke "five" (cf. O.C.S. pesti, Rus. piasti "fist").

1. The hand closed tightly with the fingers bent against the palm.
2. Informal A grasp; a clutch: had a fortune in their fists and let it go.
3. Printing See index (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/index).

tr.v. fist·ed, fist·ing, fists
1. To clench into a fist.
2. To grasp with the fist.
3. Vulgar To insert the fist into the rectum or ****** of (another) as a means of sexual stimulation. (Edit: B-lo already knows this one...)Sentence:
Blo should learn that fists are for fighting... :ninja:

B-lo
02-24-2007, 04:25 PM
Todays letter is: F

Sentence:
"All Buffalo Bills fans know the stinging barbs of failure (x4)"
You know what's comin, a big "F"...uk you!!!!!!!!:cooldude:

like2god
02-24-2007, 04:29 PM
You know what's comin, a big "F"...uk you!!!!!!!!:cooldude:
I wouldn't expect anything less from you. :wink:


BTW

There is a "c" in the word ****. :lol:

Capt. Dick
02-25-2007, 03:18 AM
I wouldn't expect anything less from you. :wink:


BTW

There is a "c" in the word ****. :lol:

I think we have a test question.:D

PatsR
02-25-2007, 07:09 AM
While reading through a thread last week, it occurred to me that we as a group could do more to help people in need. Some groups and organizations volunteer their time, some donate money, and some go above and beyond to help an individual in need. The Depths has a lot of very smart, talented and helpful people that contribute to the insanity that goes on here, but there is one person that doesn't have any of those qualities. That person is B-lo.

B-lo is an angry slow-witted guy that seems to lash out with a string of horribly misspelled insults and curse words in almost every post. Reading some of his responses is like a blind man trying to read chinese writing from across a darkened room, it just can't be done. So I thought it would be a great idea for us to help Mr. B-lo expand his vocabulary/spelling and hopefully help him become a better poster. With our help, maybe he can go from "Phuck you Dexter PUNK as%?" to something that is a little more reader friendly.

So that is why I started this thread, to help expand blowboy's vocabulary. Over the next month we will post words for blowboy to study and digest, each day will be another letter (alphabetically). Make sure to use your word in a sentence. I'll start things off.......

Todays letter is: A



Sentence:
"We are trying to help Blowboy so we don't have to read any more of his asinine posts."

See how that works?

:lol:

Come on Depths, we owe it to B-L-o-boy to help him become a better person.

For the love of god does this insufferable aimless banter ever cease?

cnc66
02-25-2007, 07:57 AM
For the love of god does this insufferable aimless banter ever cease?

don't let the door hit you in the azz on your way out troll... get ****in' gone

retired opfinistic
02-25-2007, 09:09 AM
for·ni·cate1 –verb (used without object), -cat·ed, -cat·ing. to commit fornication.
[Origin: 1545–55; < LL fornicātus (ptp. of fornicārī to consort with prostitutes), equiv. to L fornic- (s. of fornix) arch, vault, basement, brothel + -ātus -ate (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=-ate)1http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.png]

—Related formsfor·ni·ca·tor, noun

B-Lo's mom made quite the living when the sailors came to town, ready to fornicate.

B-lo
02-25-2007, 11:57 AM
"F"ootball: Something Dolphag fans obviously know NOTHING about!:ninja:

Kinzua
02-25-2007, 12:30 PM
"F"ootball: Something Dolphag fans obviously know NOTHING about!:ninja:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Kudos, B-lo! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
02-25-2007, 01:16 PM
"F"ootball: Something Dolphag fans obviously know NOTHING about!:ninja:
Gotta admit it: That there is funny... :lol:

FinaciousOne
02-25-2007, 01:18 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Kudos, B-lo! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

fel·la·ti·o (fə-lā'shē-ō', -shō', fě-) Pronunciation Key
n. Oral stimulation of the dick.

[New Latin, from Latin fellātus, past participle of fellāre, to suck; see dhē(i)- in Indo-European roots.]

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The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Two Sentence Examples:

"1. Kinzua's shouting encouragement to B-Lo could be considered forum fellatio."

"2. Before Kinzua showed him what it really meant, B-Lo thought he was performing fellatio on himself when he would stimulate his dick by talking dirty to it."
:wink:

like2god
02-25-2007, 02:00 PM
Todays letter is: G


Grasp
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'grasp</I>
Etymology: Middle English </I>graspen
intransitive senses
: to make the motion of seizing : CLUTCH (javascript:lookWord('clutch');)</I>
transitive senses 1 : to take or seize eagerly</I> </I>
2 : to clasp or embrace especially with the fingers or arms</I> </I>
3 : to lay hold of with the mind : COMPREHEND (javascript:lookWord('comprehend');)</I>
synonym see TAKE (javascript:lookWord('take');)
- grasp·able/'gras-p&-b&l/ adjective
- grasp·er noun
- grasp at straws : to reach for or try anything in desperation
- grasp the nettle : to act boldly

Sentence:
"For Bl-ow, simple grammar is very tough to grasp"

like2god
02-25-2007, 02:04 PM
For the love of god does this insufferable aimless banter ever cease?
http://www.343guiltysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/douchebag2.jpg

FinaciousOne
02-25-2007, 02:30 PM
For the love of god does this insufferable aimless banter ever cease?

grade /greɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[greyd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, grad·ed, grad·ing.
–noun
1. a degree or step in a scale, as of rank, advancement, quality, value, or intensity: the best grade of paper.
2. a class of persons or things of the same relative rank, quality, etc.
3. a step or stage in a course or process.
4. a single division of a school classified according to the age or progress of the pupils. In the U.S., public schools are commonly divided into twelve grades below college.
5. the pupils in such a division.
6. grades, elementary school (usually prec. by the): He first began teaching in the grades.
7. a letter, number, or other symbol indicating the relative quality of a student's work in a course, examination, or special assignment; mark.
8. a classification or standard of food based on quality, size, etc.: grade A milk.
9. inclination with the horizontal of a road, railroad, etc., usually expressed by stating the vertical rise or fall as a percentage of the horizontal distance; slope.

On the 3rd day of first grade, B-low ran out of the class, pulling his hair, screaming,"For the love of god does this insufferable aimless banter ever cease?"

B-lo
02-25-2007, 03:05 PM
God: Anybody that calls themself Like to "G"od, is obviously a complete as#hole!:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-25-2007, 03:14 PM
God: Anybody that calls themself Like to "G"od, is obviously a complete as#hole!:cooldude::lol:

Uh-oh Mike! You got made!:wink:

retired opfinistic
02-25-2007, 03:18 PM
gadabout \GAD-uh-bout\, noun:
Someone who roams about in search of amusement or social activity.

Opfinistic, a regular rake and gadabout, enjoys owning B-Lo as much as the rest of the LLB does.:tongue:

like2god
02-25-2007, 03:49 PM
God: Anybody that calls themself Like to "G"od, is obviously a complete as#hole!:cooldude:
:lol:

For once you intentionally made me laugh. :lol:

like2god
02-25-2007, 03:51 PM
:lol:

Uh-oh Mike! You got made!:wink:
:lol:

I am an @sshole, everybody knows that.

I just wonder how hard it must have been for blowboy to wait this long to use that line in this thread. :lol:

like2god
02-25-2007, 04:12 PM
Goodbye
Function: noun
Variants: or good-by/gud-'bī, g&(d)-/
Etymology: alteration of </I>God be with you
1 : a concluding remark or gesture at parting -- often used interjectionally</I> </I>
2 : a taking of leave <a tearful good</I>></I>


Sentence:
"The Bills fans better enjoy their team while they can, because after this year they will be waving goodbye."

like2god
02-25-2007, 04:16 PM
gargle
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'gär-g&l</I>
Inflected Form(s): gar·gled ; gar·gling/-g(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle French </I>gargouiller, of imitative origin</I>
transitive senses
1 a : to hold (a liquid) in the mouth or throat and agitate with air from the lungs</I> </I>b : to cleanse or disinfect (the oral cavity) in this manner</I> </I>
2 : to utter with a gargling sound</I>
intransitive senses </I>
1 : to use a gargle</I> </I>
2 : to speak or sing as if gargling</I>


Sentence:
"To become a Pats fan, you must first pass the gargle test. Then you move on to the swallow test, and then the fisting test" :rolleyes:

FinaciousOne
02-25-2007, 04:46 PM
:lol:

I am an @sshole, everybody knows that.

I just wonder how hard it must have been for blowboy to wait this long to use that line in this thread. :lol:

I don't think he knew how long the wait was going to be.
To know that, he would have had to have known the order.

FinaciousOne
02-25-2007, 04:55 PM
gayfer (gā fir) Pronunciation Key
n.

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.
3. Trolls in general.

Yo those gayfers suck, wide right, fred, those gayfers do.*









*........posted in substitution for Ronnie 23 who had the G day off.

GoBills24
02-25-2007, 07:49 PM
Sentence:
"The Bills fans better enjoy their team while they can, because after this year they will be waving goodbye."

Definitely quote-worthy...

:D

icephinfan
02-25-2007, 11:40 PM
gayfer (gā fir) Pronunciation Key
n.

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.
3. Trolls in general.

Yo those gayfers suck, wide right, fred, those gayfers do.*









*........posted in substitution for Ronnie 23 who had the G day off.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

retired opfinistic
02-26-2007, 09:59 AM
her·maph·ro·dite –noun 1.an individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present. Compare pseudohermaphrodite (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pseudohermaphrodite). 2.Biology. an organism, as an earthworm or plant, having normally both the male and female organs of generation. 3.a person or thing in which two opposite qualities are combined. –adjective 4.of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a hermaphrodite. 5.combining two opposite qualities. 6.Botany.

B-Lo, who is the exact opposite of Finheaven's resident hermaphrodite, Kinzua, possesses no genitalia whatsoever.

DolfanTom
02-26-2007, 10:46 AM
:lol:

I am an @sshole, everybody knows that.

I just wonder how hard it must have been for blowboy to wait this long to use that line in this thread. :lol:
Hello b-lo, what part of "Pompous Arse" don't you understand???? :lol:

like2god
02-27-2007, 12:46 PM
Because FH has been experiencing some technical problems (slow loading times, etc) I will be extending the letter H until further notice.

With that being said......

Todays letter is: H


Happiness
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'ha-pi-n&s</I>
1 obsolete : good fortune : PROSPERITY (javascript:lookWord('prosperity');)</I></I>
2 a : a state of well-being and contentment : JOY (javascript:lookWord('joy');)</I></I>b : a pleasurable or satisfying experience</I> </I>
3 : FELICITY (javascript:lookWord('felicity');), APTNESS (javascript:lookWord('aptness');)</I>


Sentence:
"I feel sorry for the Bills fans, they will never ever know the happiness that comes from having their team win a SB."

:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
02-27-2007, 12:58 PM
hypnagogic \hip-nuh-GOJ-ik; -GOH-jik\, adjective:
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the state of drowsiness preceding sleep.

The hypnagogic loading times on Finheaven are killing me.

Kinzua
02-28-2007, 11:12 AM
hypnagogic \hip-nuh-GOJ-ik; -GOH-jik\, adjective:
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the state of drowsiness preceding sleep.

The hypnagogic loading times on Finheaven are killing me.

Well, it's your lucky day, Opie! It seems the Finheaven server mavens have finally trapped whatever cooties were fouling up the flow of foolishness that passes for football knowledge on Finheaven! :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
02-28-2007, 11:37 AM
Isn't today's letter 'I'?


ig·no·rant [ig-ner-uhhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.pngnt] –adjective 1.lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man. 2.lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics. 3.uninformed; unaware. 4.due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.



Example:
The following is an ignorant post.

Well, it's your lucky day, Opie! It seems the Finheaven server mavens have finally trapped whatever cooties were fouling up the flow of foolishness that passes for football knowledge on Finheaven! :sidelol:

DolfanTom
02-28-2007, 01:53 PM
im·be·cile (ĭm'bə-sĭl, -səl)
n.
A stupid or silly person; a dolt.
A person whose mental acumen is well below par.
A person of moderate to severe mental ******ation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive."From time to time, b-lo has an intelligent post. Something usually lighthearted that makes me feel he's a decent guy, with hopes and dreams like the rest of us. Then, he posts again, and one can only be lead to believe that he is a complete and utter imbecile."

Mike13
02-28-2007, 02:50 PM
Incest - When family members engage in intercourse.

Tuesday is Incest day in Buffalo!

retired opfinistic
02-28-2007, 03:53 PM
Incest - When family members engage in intercourse.

Tuesday is Incest day in Buffalo!
what makes it any different than any other day?:cooldude:

like2god
02-28-2007, 04:17 PM
Intelligence
Pronunciation: in-'te-l&-j&n(t)s</I>
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin </I>intelligentia, from </I>intelligent-, intelligens intelligent</I>
1 a (1) : the ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations : REASON (javascript:lookWord('reason');)</I>; also : the skilled use of reason</I> </I>(2) : the ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria (as tests)</I> </I>b Christian Science : the basic eternal quality of divine Mind</I> </I>c : mental acuteness : SHREWDNESS (javascript:lookWord('shrewdness');)</I></I>
2 a : an intelligent entity</I> ; especially : ANGEL (javascript:lookWord('angel');)</I></I>b : intelligent minds or mind <cosmic intelligence</I>></I> </I>
3 : the act of understanding : COMPREHENSION (javascript:lookWord('comprehension');)</I></I>
4 a : INFORMATION (javascript:lookWord('information');), NEWS (javascript:lookWord('news');)</I></I>b : information concerning an enemy or possible enemy or an area</I> ; also : an agency engaged in obtaining such information</I> </I>
5 : the ability to perform computer functions</I>


Sentence:
"Scientists have concluded that the city of Buffalo has the collective intelligence of a slow kid that's wearing a crash helmet on the short bus."

Wow, that's higher than I expected! :eek:

DolfanTom
02-28-2007, 04:47 PM
what makes it any different than any other day?:cooldude:Oh, you aren't aware of the standard Buffalo week? Here it is for your reference:

Sunday: Pray, Ask-God-Why-You've-Damned-Us-To-Live-In-Buffalo Day
Monday: Gay Day
Tuesday: Incest Day
Wednesday: Sheep "Hump" Day
Thursday: Work-on-your-spelling Day (Canceled due to lack of results, replaced with second "Gay Day")
Friday: Take-your-sister-on-a-date Day
Saturday: Take-your-cow-to-"work" Day

Enforcerfin33
02-28-2007, 05:30 PM
Hey its Wed. guys.....Guess what all the sheep in Buffalo are doing???


:escape:

retired opfinistic
02-28-2007, 05:40 PM
Hey its Wed. guys.....Guess what all the sheep in Buffalo are doing???


:escape:

http://www.77canadapharmacy.com/images/product/pictures/A/A170000/A170056.jpg

Mike13
02-28-2007, 10:07 PM
Sunday: Pray, Ask-God-Why-You've-Damned-Us-To-Live-In-Buffalo Day
Monday: Gay Day
Tuesday: Incest Day
Wednesday: Sheep "Hump" Day
Thursday: Work-on-your-spelling Day (Canceled due to lack of results, replaced with second "Gay Day")
Friday: Take-your-sister-on-a-date Day
Saturday: Take-your-cow-to-"work" Day

:sidelol: As a certain inbreed Jills fan would say.

like2god
03-01-2007, 02:11 PM
Todays letter is: J


Joke
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'jOk</I>
Etymology: Latin </I>jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German </I>gehan to say, Sanskrit </I>yAcati he asks</I>
1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter</I> ; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist</I> </I>b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something</I> </I>(2) : an instance of jesting : KIDDING (javascript:lookWord('kidding');)<can't take a joke</I>></I> </I>c : PRACTICAL JOKE (javascript:lookWord('practical joke');)</I></I>d : LAUGHINGSTOCK (javascript:lookWord('laughingstock');)</I></I>
2 : something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke </I>-- Harold Callender</I>> -- often used in negative construction <it is no joke to be lost in the desert</I>></I>

Sentence:
"Hey Bills fans, start building those trophy cases because this year the Bills will win it all. :1st:

That was a cruel joke :lol: "

retired opfinistic
03-01-2007, 02:32 PM
jux·ta·pose /ˈdʒʌkhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.pngstəˌpoʊz, ˌdʒʌkhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/thinsp-1.pngstəˈpoʊz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[juhk-stuh-pohz, juhk-stuh-pohz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used with object), -posed, -pos·ing. to place close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast.B-Lo has oft times juxtaposed his penis with a Vienna sausage, marveling at the similarities.

Colorado Dolfan
03-01-2007, 04:01 PM
B-Lo has oft times juxtaposed his penis with a Vienna sausage, marveling at the similarities.

:spit:

Damn it, Opie! Now I gotta spend the rest of my lunch cleaning this monitor... :tantrum:

Why, I oughta... :ninja:

retired opfinistic
03-02-2007, 11:06 AM
kol-ledge –noun 1.an institution of higher learning, esp. one providing a general or liberal arts education rather than technical or professional training. Compare university (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=university).

B-Lo went to kolledge when he should have gone to college.

like2god
03-02-2007, 02:49 PM
Todays letter is: K



kleptomania
Function: noun
Pronunciation: "klep-t&-'mA-ne-&, -ny&</I>
Etymology: New Latin</I>
: a persistent neurotic impulse to steal especially without economic motive</I>



Sentence
"Kleptomania is a very common trait found in Bills fans."

DolfanTom
03-02-2007, 03:04 PM
Know Pronunciation[noh] Pronunciation Key
Pronunciation verb, knew, known, know·ing, noun –verb (used with object) 1.to perceive or understand as fact or truth; to apprehend clearly and with certainty: I know the situation fully.
2.to have established or fixed in the mind or memory: to know a poem by heart; Do you know the way to the park from here?
3.to be cognizant or aware of: I know it.
4.be acquainted with (a thing, place, person, etc.), as by sight, experience, or report: to know the mayor.
5.to understand from experience or attainment (usually fol. by how before an infinitive): to know how to make gingerbread.
6.to be able to distinguish, as one from another: to know right from wrong.
7.Archaic. to have sexual intercourse with. –verb (used without object)
8.to have knowledge or clear and certain perception, as of fact or truth.
9.to be cognizant or aware, as of some fact, circumstance, or occurrence; have information, as about something. –noun
10.the fact or state of knowing; knowledge. —Idioms
11.in the know, possessing inside, secret, or special information.
12.know the ropes, Informal. to understand or be familiar with the particulars of a subject or business: He knew the ropes better than anyone else in politics. "Everyone understands that finsrclowns needs to come out of the closet, but apparently, he doesn't know."

retired opfinistic
03-02-2007, 03:55 PM
kvetch \KVECH\, adjective:
1. To complain habitually.
noun:
1. A complaint.
2. A habitual complainer.




B-Lo is a Kvetch.

like2god
03-06-2007, 03:12 PM
Hopefully FH will stay up and running so Mr. Blow can resume his english lesson.

Todays letter is: L



Loser
1. A team that fails to win 4 straight superbowls, example "Bills"
2. a person that roots for said team
3. anyone that thinks that the Dockery contract is justified by the fact that the Bills OL sucked last year so they needed to do anything to bring a player to Blow. Even overspending

Sentence:

Blo is a loser :cooldude:

Mike13
03-06-2007, 03:35 PM
Losman

The homosexual QB for the Bills that fantasizes about Brett Favre.

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 04:03 PM
lame Pronunciation[leym]
–adjective
1.crippled or physically disabled, esp. in the foot or leg so as to limp or walk with difficulty.
2.impaired or disabled through defect or injury: a lame arm.
3.weak; inadequate; unsatisfactory; clumsy: a lame excuse.
4.Slang. out of touch with modern fads or trends; unsophisticated.
–verb (used with object)
5.to make lame or defective.
–noun
6.Slang. a person who is out of touch with modern fads or trends, esp. one who is unsophisticated.



"B-lo's smack is very lame"

Mike13
03-06-2007, 04:57 PM
I was wondering where all the Jills fans went, but then I realized that its incest day in Buffalo.

like2god
03-07-2007, 03:09 PM
Todays letter is: M


Moron
Pronunciation: 'mo r-"än</I>
Etymology: irregular from Greek </I>mOros foolish, stupid</I>
1 usually offensive : a mildly mentally ******ed person</I> </I>
2 : a very stupid person</I>

Audio: http://cdn.channel.aol.com/_media/dic_sound/moron001.mp3

Sentence:
"Not everybody thinks that Blowboy is a moron, plenty of people haven't had the chance to read his posts."

.

Mike13
03-07-2007, 03:21 PM
Masochist - One who enjoys punishing oneself, sometimes ina sexual manner.

1) Bills fans must be masochists because it is painful to watch such a pathetic team.

2) Bills fans jerk off while watching Bills games and/or to pictures of the players on the current team. See Circle Jerk.

like2god
03-08-2007, 02:57 PM
Todays letter is: N


Nobody
Main Entry: 1no·body
Function: pronoun
Pronunciation: 'nO-b&-de, -"bä-de</I>
: no person : not anybody</I>


Sentence:
"After trading away Willis McGahee, the Bills have nobody to run behind their overpayed offensive linemen".

:sidelol:

DolfanTom
03-08-2007, 03:21 PM
nit·wit Pronunciation[nit-wit]
–noun
a slow-witted, stupid, or foolish person.



"I used to think the trolls were annoying because they like the Jets, Bills or Patsies. In truth, they are simple nitwits!"

retired opfinistic
03-08-2007, 03:28 PM
nada noun a quantity of no importance; "it looked like nothing I had ever seen before"; "reduced to nil all the work we had done"; "we racked up a pathetic goose egg"; "it was all for naught"; "I didn't hear zilch about it" The Bills running game should amount to nada this year.

retired opfinistic
03-09-2007, 11:55 AM
http://members.aol.com/lafimprov/cletus.jpg

HEIDI - noun. Greeting.Wrong thread, bro. Search out the B-Lo needs an avy thread and repost there. :wink::lol:

BleedinGreenNC
03-09-2007, 12:10 PM
"I used to think the trolls were annoying because they like the Jets, Bills or Patsies. In truth, they are simple nitwits!"


Ummm, no!:rolleyes:

DolfanTom
03-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Ummm, no!:rolleyes:OK ... you're just a nit then.

like2god
03-10-2007, 09:29 PM
Todays letter is: O


outraged
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): out·raged ; out·rag·ing
1 a : RAPE (javascript:lookWord('rape');)</I></I>b : to violate the standards or principles of <he has </I>outraged respectability past endurance </I>-- John Braine</I>></I> </I>
2 : to arouse anger or resentment in usually by some grave offense</I>


Sentence:
"When the Bills leave for L.A., will Kinzua be outraged when I start a thread that consists of nothing but :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: ?

B-lo
03-10-2007, 11:35 PM
"o"- Your "O"ffensive line is a fukin joke!

Enforcerfin33
03-11-2007, 10:12 PM
"o"- The Bills have nO talent.

like2god
03-12-2007, 12:38 PM
Todays letter is: P


probably
Function: adverb
Pronunciation: 'prä-b&-ble, 'prä(b)-ble</I>
: insofar as seems reasonably true, factual, or to be expected : without much doubt <is probably happy</I>> <it will probably rain</I>>

Sentence:
"Hey blowboy, the word is spelled probably, not prolly. Just for future reference"

:cooldude:

DolfanTom
03-12-2007, 12:46 PM
piece Pronunciation[pees]
–noun
1. a separate or limited portion or quantity of something: a piece of land; a piece of chocolate.
2. a quantity of some substance or material forming a single mass or body: a nice piece of lumber.
3. a more or less definite portion or quantity of a whole: to cut a blueberry pie into six pieces.
4. a particular length, as of certain goods prepared for the market: cloth sold by the piece.
5. an amount of work forming a single job: to be paid by the piece and not by the hour.
6. an example of workmanship, esp. of artistic production, as a picture or a statue: The museum has some interesting pieces by Picasso.
7. a literary composition, usually short, in prose or verse.
8. a literary selection for recitation: Each child had a chance to recite a piece.
9. a musical composition.
10. one of the parts that, when assembled, form a whole: the pieces of a clock.
11. an individual article of a set or collection: a set of dishes containing 100 pieces.
12. Chess, Checkers.
a. one of the figures, disks, blocks, or the like, of wood, ivory, or other material, used in playing, as on a board or table.
b. (in chess) a superior man, as distinguished from a pawn: to take a rook, a bishop, and other pieces.
13. a token, charm, or amulet: a good-luck piece.
14. an individual thing of a particular class or kind: a piece of furniture; a piece of drawing paper.
15. an example, specimen, or instance of something: a fine piece of workmanship.
16. one of the parts into which a thing is destructively divided or broken; a part, fragment, or shred: to tear a letter into pieces.
17. Military.
a. a soldier's rifle, pistol, etc.
b. a cannon or other unit of ordnance: field piece.
18. a coin: a five-cent piece.
19. Midland and Southern U.S. a distance: I'm going down the road a piece.
20. Chiefly North Midland U.S. a snack.
21. Also called piece of ***. Slang: Vulgar.
a. coitus.
b. a person considered as a partner in coitus.
–verb (used with object)
22. to mend (a garment, article, etc.) by adding, joining, or applying a piece or pieces; patch.
23. to complete, enlarge, or extend by an added piece or something additional (often fol. by out): to piece out a library with new books.
24. to make by or as if by joining pieces (often fol. by together): to piece a quilt; to piece together a musical program.
25. to join together, as pieces or parts: to piece together the fragments of a broken dish.
26. to join as a piece or addition to something: to piece new wire into the cable.
27. to assemble into a meaningful whole by combining available facts, information, details, etc.: He pieced the story together after a lot of effort.
–verb (used without object)
28. Chiefly North Midland U.S. to eat small portions of food between meals; snack.
—Idioms
29. give someone a piece of one's mind. mind (def. 35).
30. go to pieces,
a. to break into fragments.
b. to lose control of oneself; become emotionally or physically upset: When he flunked out of medical school he went to pieces.
31. of a piece, of the same kind; harmonious; consistent. Also, of one piece.
32. piece of the action. action (def. 23).
33. speak one's piece, to express one's opinion; reveal one's thoughts upon a subject: I decided to speak my piece whether they liked it or not.



"AssMonkey is a total piece of ****!"

retired opfinistic
03-12-2007, 01:05 PM
pi·an·ist pronunciation –noun a person who plays the piano, esp. one who performs expertly or professionally.B-lo plays the organ as well as any professional pianist plays the piano.:D

B-lo
03-12-2007, 05:00 PM
L2g is "p"rolly the biggest as#hole in the depths!:wink:

Enforcerfin33
03-13-2007, 08:40 AM
L2g is "p"rolly the biggest as#hole in the depths!:wink:
B-LO is the worlds biggest "P" iss ant. :D

like2god
03-16-2007, 02:11 PM
Computer glitches fixed, time to resume the lesson.

Todays letter is: Q


Question
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'kwes-ch&n, 'kwesh-</I>
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin </I>quaestion-, quaestio, from </I>quaerere to seek, ask</I>
1 a (1) : an interrogative expression often used to test knowledge</I> </I>(2) : an interrogative sentence or clause</I> </I>b : a subject or aspect in dispute or open for discussion : ISSUE (javascript:lookWord('issue');)</I>; broadly : PROBLEM (javascript:lookWord('problem');), MATTER (javascript:lookWord('matter');)</I></I>c (1) : a subject or point of debate or a proposition to be voted on in a meeting</I> </I>(2) : the bringing of such to a vote</I> </I>d : the specific point at issue</I> </I>
2 a : an act or instance of asking : INQUIRY (javascript:lookWord('inquiry');)</I></I>b : INTERROGATION (javascript:lookWord('interrogation');)</I>; also : a judicial or official investigation</I> </I>c : torture as part of an examination</I> </I>d (1) : OBJECTION (javascript:lookWord('objection');), DISPUTE (javascript:lookWord('dispute');)<true beyond question</I>></I> </I>(2) : room for doubt or objection <little question of his skill</I>></I> </I>(3) : CHANCE (javascript:lookWord('chance');), POSSIBILITY (javascript:lookWord('possibility');)<no question of escape</I>></I>

Sentence:
"Any levelheaded person has to question the sanity of the Bills front office when they look at the moves made so far this offseason"

Dolfan32323
03-17-2007, 05:06 PM
Main Entry: 1queer http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/06/audio-1.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?queer001.wav=queer'))
Pronunciation: 'kwir
Function: adjective
Etymology: origin unknown
1 a : WORTHLESS (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/worthless), COUNTERFEIT (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/counterfeit) <queer money> b : QUESTIONABLE (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/questionable), SUSPICIOUS (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/suspicious)
2 a : differing in some odd way from what is usual or normal b (1) : ECCENTRIC (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/eccentric), UNCONVENTIONAL (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/unconventional) (2) : mildly insane : TOUCHED (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/touched) c : absorbed or interested to an extreme or unreasonable degree : OBSESSED (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/obsessed) d (1) often disparaging : HOMOSEXUAL (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/homosexual) (2) sometimes offensive : GAY (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/gay+)4b
3 : not quite well

Sentence: All Jills fans must be queer.

gillderais
03-19-2007, 06:22 AM
http://www.schucktales.com/billscards/buffalo-jills.htm

like2god
03-19-2007, 09:41 AM
Todays letter is: R


Rehabilitate
Function: transitive verb
Pronunciation: "re-&-'bi-l&-"tAt, "re-h&-</I>
Inflected Form(s): -tat·ed ; -tat·ing
Etymology: Medieval Latin </I>rehabilitatus, past participle of </I>rehabilitare, from Latin </I>re- + Late Latin </I>habilitare to habilitate</I>
1 a : to restore to a former capacity : REINSTATE (javascript:lookWord('reinstate');)</I></I>b : to restore to good repute : reestablish the good name of</I> </I>
2 a : to restore to a former state (as of efficiency, good management, or solvency) <rehabilitate slum areas</I>></I> </I>b : to restore or bring to a condition of health or useful and constructive activity</I>

Sentence:
"Opposing QB's will need time to rehabilitate after they face the Miami D"

I hope you're paying attention Blow, this one will definitely be on the test. :cooldude:

B-lo
03-19-2007, 12:05 PM
(R)onnie (r)uns for 17 yards a game next year behind your pathetic so called offensive line! BIG TROUBLES COMIN, I SEE BIG TROUBLE!!!:cooldude:

like2god
03-19-2007, 12:10 PM
(R)onnie (r)uns for 17 yards a game next year behind your pathetic so called offensive line! BIG TROUBLES COMIN, I SEE BIG TROUBLE!!!:cooldude:
Just think blowboy, Miami has 2 very good running backs and no OL, and Buffalo has no running back and an overpayed decent OL. :lol:

Big troubles, indeed. :wink:

retired opfinistic
03-19-2007, 12:58 PM
Retard: B-lo is a retard.

:)

Enforcerfin33
03-19-2007, 01:08 PM
Rear: B-Lo takes it in the rear.

like2god
03-19-2007, 01:18 PM
Retard: B-lo is a retard.

:)
Short, sweet and straight to the point. :lol:

B-lo
03-19-2007, 02:02 PM
Just think blowboy, Miami has 2 very good running backs and no OL, and Buffalo has no running back and an overpayed decent OL. :lol:

Big troubles, indeed. :wink: You can't be serious Ulike2, this overpayed thing is all you got? In your last 100 posts about the Bills I bet 95 of them had the word overpayed, which MAY be true , but your the only person I hear say it, anywhere. Also , answer this question honestly for me Mr. "god", what do you think is easier to fix a running back issue or o-line issue? Mr. " everything revolves around the o-line." You need to settle down with "the Bills have overpayed issues" and worry about your own cellar dwelling o-line, that has done NOTHING but get WORSE!!!:lol: :cooldude:

retired opfinistic
03-19-2007, 02:07 PM
Short, sweet and straight to the point. :lol:
:wink:

Rimjob: For $5, B-Lo will give you a rimjob.

retired opfinistic
03-19-2007, 02:08 PM
You can't be serious Ulike2, this overpayed thing is all you got? In your last 100 posts about the Bills I bet 95 of them had the word overpayed, which MAY be true , but your the only person I hear say it, anywhere. Also , answer this question honestly for me Mr. "god", what do you think is easier to fix a running back issue or o-line issue? Mr. " everything revolves around the o-line." You need to settle down with "the Bills have overpayed issues" and worry about your own cellar dwelling o-line, that has done NOTHING but get WORSE!!!:lol: :cooldude:You overpaid for 'Hooked on Phonics.'

Enforcerfin33
03-19-2007, 02:18 PM
:wink:

Rimjob: For $5, B-Lo will give you a rimjob.
PatR said he didn't charge....gosh what a liar:lol:

like2god
03-19-2007, 02:20 PM
You can't be serious Ulike2, this overpayed thing is all you got? In your last 100 posts about the Bills I bet 95 of them had the word overpayed,
To be fair, in 98 of them I also used the word suck. :lol:


which MAY be true , but your the only person I hear say it, anywhere.
Sorry blo, Dockery is not an elite OL and should not be paid like one. Yes he improves your OL but you had to overpay to get him in Buffalo. Even one of the Bills fans admitted that, I think it was GoBills or Brassmonkey. :hmmm:

Mr. "god"
Thaaaaaaaat's right, you know who owns you. :chuckle:


Also , answer this question honestly for me Mr. "god", what do you think is easier to fix a running back issue or o-line issue? Mr. " everything revolves around the o-line." You need to settle down with "the Bills have overpayed issues" and worry about your own cellar dwelling o-line, that has done NOTHING but get WORSE!!!:lol: :cooldude:

Touche, douche. :lol:

The Phins have some major question marks on the OL, no doubt about it. If they can't find a solution it will be a long year.

But the Bills are not paying key players (Clements, McGahee) and are looking for cheaper options. Cheaper usually means less talented. :) Dockery is not going to transform your OL into a impenetrable wall, he is an upgrade over what you had but he isn't worth his contract. Runningback is going to be an issue, McGahee was the leading RB in the NFL for a good part of the season last year, even though he is now considered average and replaceable by Bills fans. :rolleyes: Counting on a young player to come into the league and perform at a high level is not wise. So next year may be a rough one for you as well.

:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
03-20-2007, 11:35 AM
's' today, right?

Sucks: B-lo sucks.

gillderais
03-20-2007, 12:00 PM
Swallows: B-lo swallows.

Mike13
03-20-2007, 12:24 PM
**** - a harsh word for feces.

The NFL team the Buffalo Bills have a long history of being a large piece of ****.

retired opfinistic
03-20-2007, 12:30 PM
Swallows: B-lo swallows.
Salad: B-lo will toss your salad.

B-lo
03-20-2007, 02:40 PM
Sorry: = Miami offensive line. Miami q.b. situation. Miami Dolphins.

Kinzua
03-20-2007, 02:44 PM
Stuck: The Carp will be stuck in the AFCE cellar for a while!!!

retired opfinistic
03-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Sorry: = Miami offensive line. Miami q.b. situation. Miami Dolphins.
Salivate: B-lo, before sucking and swallowing then tossing a salad, oft times salivates as he scrutinizes the sausage he is soon to scarf.

Enforcerfin33
03-20-2007, 03:25 PM
Salivate: B-lo, before sucking and swallowing then tossing a salad, oft times salivates as he scrutinizes the sausage he is soon to scarf.
i DONT understand any of this but its still funny!!:lol:

like2god
03-20-2007, 03:29 PM
's' today, right?

Sucks: B-lo sucks.
That's right

Todays letter is: S


Sexy
Function: adjective
Pronunciation: 'sek-se</I>
Inflected Form(s): sex·i·er ; -est
1 : sexually suggestive or stimulating : EROTIC (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('erotic');)</I></I>
2 : generally attractive or interesting : APPEALING (http://javascript<b></b>:lookWord('appealing');)<a sexy stock</I>></I>
- sex·i·ly/-s&-le/ adverb
- sex·i·ness/-se-n&s/ noun


Sentence:
Typical Bills fan:

"Nuh uh, is that cousin Jenny Bob? Why she sure is sexy!"

Typical Bills fan: http://www.sff.net/people/llsoares/Hillbilly%20Logan.jpg

Jenny Bob: http://www.mkdongs.com/images/fatchick2.jpg

:lol:

retired opfinistic
03-20-2007, 03:35 PM
That's right

Todays letter is: S


Sentence:
Typical Bills fan:

"Nuh uh, is that cousin Jenny Bob? Why she sure is sexy!"

Typical Bills fan: http://www.sff.net/people/llsoares/Hillbilly%20Logan.jpg

Jenny Bob: http://www.mkdongs.com/images/fatchick2.jpg

:lol::sidelol:


snausages!

Enforcerfin33
03-20-2007, 03:35 PM
oh!oh! S is a good one...

B-Lo Loves to put on Sexy See through pantyhose and salivate thinking of Takeo Spikes taking him again and again.

Kinzua
03-20-2007, 05:12 PM
That's right

Todays letter is: S


Sentence:
Typical Bills fan:

"Nuh uh, is that cousin Jenny Bob? Why she sure is sexy!"

Typical Bills fan: http://www.sff.net/people/llsoares/Hillbilly%20Logan.jpg

Jenny Bob: http://www.mkdongs.com/images/fatchick2.jpg

:lol:

You're a tad late, Mike, so we started without you! :lol:

like2god
03-20-2007, 06:59 PM
You're a tad late, Mike, so we started without you! :lol:
That's alright, at least the thread is still going strong.

That's all that matters. :D

Sean
03-20-2007, 07:25 PM
Sorry: = Miami offensive line. Miami q.b. situation. Miami Dolphins.


Ok Bufa-hoe LOL

retired opfinistic
03-21-2007, 01:19 PM
Today is T, eh?

Testicles tantilize B-lo's throat while he tempts trailer trash to totally teabag him.

Thoughts?

Kinzua
03-21-2007, 02:00 PM
Ok Bufa-hoe LOL

Ummm... neither O nor B is the letter of the day. Get with the program, gibbon! :rolleyes2

Kinzua
03-21-2007, 02:04 PM
Today is T, eh?

Testicles tantilize B-lo's throat while he tempts trailer trash to totally teabag him.

Thoughts?

First off, the use of "eh?" at the end of a sentence like that is usually reserved for Canadians, particularly those Canadians who live in the vicinity of Toronto. If you keep using that, somebody like Mr Wrong will think you're an illegal alien and sic the INS on you! :chase:

Secondly, great alliteration! :D

retired opfinistic
03-21-2007, 02:16 PM
Ummm... neither O nor B is the letter of the day. Get with the program, gibbon! :rolleyes2

o is the 15th letter.
b is the 2nd.


2 x 15 = 30

26 letters in the alphabet.

30 - 26 = 4

4 = consecutive losses by the Bills!

Numerology at its best!

You just didn't see the hidden message!

Dolfan32323
03-21-2007, 02:19 PM
lmao Opie that was pretty funny

retired opfinistic
03-21-2007, 02:24 PM
lmao Opie that was pretty funny:wink:

I saw that new Jim Carrey movie a couple of weeks ago and have been freaking out my wife with numerical BS ever since. It's funny how you can make sumptin from nuttin!

like2god
03-21-2007, 02:36 PM
It's funny how you can make sumptin from nuttin!
The Bills are sure hoping that's true in the case of JP Losman. :cooldude:

B-lo
03-21-2007, 02:44 PM
The Bills are sure hoping that's true in the case of JP Losman. :cooldude: As are the Dolphins with pretty much their whole fukin offense!:cooldude:

like2god
03-21-2007, 02:46 PM
Teach
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'tech</I>
Inflected Form(s): taught/'to t/ ; teach·ing
Etymology: Middle English </I>techen to show, instruct, from Old English </I>t[AE]can; akin to Old English </I>tAcn sign</I> -- more at TOKEN (javascript:lookWord('token');)</I>
transitive senses
1 a : to cause to know something <</I>taught them a trade</I>></I> </I>b : to cause to know how <is teach</I>ing me to drive</I>></I> </I>c : to accustom to some action or attitude <teach students to think for themselves</I>></I> </I>d : to cause to know the disagreeable consequences of some action <I'll teach you to come home late</I>></I> </I>
2 : to guide the studies of</I> </I>
3 : to impart the knowledge of <teach algebra</I>></I> </I>
4 a : to instruct by precept, example, or experience</I> </I>b : to make known and accepted <experience teach</I>es us our limitations</I>></I> </I>
5 : to conduct instruction regularly in <teach school</I>></I>
intransitive senses : to provide instruction : act as a teacher</I>
usage see LEARN (javascript:lookWord('learn');)

Sentence:
"The purpose of this thread is to teach Blow proper english so he doesn't sound like such a tard."



Tard
see ******
Function: noun
1 /ri-'tärd/ : a holding back or slowing down : ******ATION (javascript:lookWord('******ation');)</I></I>
2 /'re-"tärd/ often offensive : a ******ed person</I> ; also : a person held to resemble a ******ed person in behavior</I>

like2god
03-21-2007, 02:48 PM
As are the Dolphins with pretty much their whole fukin offense!:cooldude:
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Comedy/Insults-slams-putdowns/Uh-oh-we-got-a-moron-here/25582

retired opfinistic
03-21-2007, 03:00 PM
Sentence:
"The purpose of this thread is to teach Blow proper english so he doesn't sound like such a tard.":sidelol:

Mike13
03-21-2007, 04:06 PM
Tits, as in I like women with nice tits.