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Hellion
06-22-2003, 10:16 AM
Mathematical Viewpoint:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, Hardwork and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you
there, Bull**** and *** kissing will put you over the top!

Miamian
06-22-2003, 11:11 AM
What a wonderful world:rolleyes:

Marshall
06-22-2003, 11:54 AM
Whoever came up with that is genius

Muck
06-22-2003, 12:19 PM
A visionary.

Ultfight
06-22-2003, 12:35 PM
With waaay too much time on their hands :lol:

Hellion
06-23-2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Ultfight
With waaay too much time on their hands :lol:

Yes but none the less true. ;)

Marshall
06-23-2003, 10:55 AM
He must have been a bear fan