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DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 11:25 AM
I was sitting here today, trying to think of a cleaner way of saying things like, "Your ****ed," "You **** the bed," and "That was a really Gay move." Well, I'm happy to report, I have!!!

From now on, whenever you have to say something profane like the above, you can replace the profane word with "B-lo" or some derrivation.

Examples:

"Man, I 'B-loed up' my knee this weekend while playing pick-up basketball."

"I donated money to that orphanage ... I didn't want those poor kids to think that life had 'B-loed' them over!"

"I heard about this guy who broke up with his girlfriend on her answering machine! Wow, what a 'B-lo' move!"

Feel free to add any of your own examples!!!

retired opfinistic
03-06-2007, 11:33 AM
I was sitting here today, trying to think of a cleaner way of saying things like, "Your ****ed," "You **** the bed," and "That was a really Gay move." Well, I'm happy to report, I have!!!

From now on, whenever you have to say something profane like the above, you can replace the profane word with "B-lo" or some derrivation.

Examples:

"Man, I 'B-loed up' my knee this weekend while playing pick-up basketball."

"I donated money to that orphanage ... I didn't want those poor kids to think that life had 'B-loed' them over!"

"I heard about this guy who broke up with his girlfriend on her answering machine! Wow, what a 'B-lo' move!"

Feel free to add any of your own examples!!!
I watched a B-Lo movie last weekend where a girl B-Lo'd a B-Lo and it put it's B-Lo in her B-Lo! I almost B-Lo'd when the B-Lo dropped a huge load of B-Lo on her face. It was B-Lo'd!

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 11:57 AM
I watched a B-Lo movie last weekend where a girl B-Lo'd a B-Lo and it put it's B-Lo in her B-Lo! I almost B-Lo'd when the B-Lo dropped a huge load of B-Lo on her face. It was B-Lo'd!Dude, is this you:

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

:lol: It's funny, yet it's not.

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 11:59 AM
When the Bengals first heard about Porter signing w/ the Dolphins, they said "B-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 12:01 PM
"When Tom Brady first heard about Porter signing w/ the Dolphins, he 'B-loed' his pants. This was quite the surprise later when Matt Cassells took them off!"

B-lo
03-06-2007, 12:37 PM
I was sitting here today, trying to think of a cleaner way of saying things like, "Your ****ed," "You **** the bed," and "That was a really Gay move." Well, I'm happy to report, I have!!!

From now on, whenever you have to say something profane like the above, you can replace the profane word with "B-lo" or some derrivation.

Examples:

"Man, I 'B-loed up' my knee this weekend while playing pick-up basketball."

"I donated money to that orphanage ... I didn't want those poor kids to think that life had 'B-loed' them over!"

"I heard about this guy who broke up with his girlfriend on her answering machine! Wow, what a 'B-lo' move!"

Feel free to add any of your own examples!!!You fuk, this is a really gay post. You sure sh$t the bed on this one Dolphag Tom. No matter what, always remember "I own you" !!!

:cooldude:

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 12:49 PM
You fuk, this is a really gay post. You sure sh$t the bed on this one Dolphag Tom. No matter what, always remember "I own you" !!!

:cooldude:Clearly you didn't understand the intent of this thread B-lo. Otherwise, you would have said this:

"You B-lo, this is a really B-lo post. You sure B-lo the bed on this one Dolphag Tom. No matter what, always remember I own you."

Mike13
03-06-2007, 01:13 PM
I don't remmber what happened on Saturday night But I had a B-lo of a hangover.

retired opfinistic
03-06-2007, 02:36 PM
Dude, is this you:

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

:lol: It's funny, yet it's not.


(WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her. It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college. that's nut me!

Enforcerfin33
03-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Clearly you didn't understand the intent of this thread B-lo. Otherwise, you would have said this:

"You B-lo, this is a really B-lo post. You sure B-lo the bed on this one Dolphag Tom. No matter what, always remember I own you."
Its pretty bad when you have to tell people how to talk smack!!:lol:

like2god
03-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Even Bills fans know that Buffalo is a sh*thole, that's why they call it B-lo. :lol:

B-lo
03-06-2007, 03:02 PM
Its pretty bad when you have to tell people how to talk smack!!:lol: Are you really "that" fukin stupid? :goof:

retired opfinistic
03-06-2007, 03:03 PM
Even Bills fans know that Buffalo is a sh*thole, that's why they call it B-lo. :lol:

$$$ WE HAVE A WINNER!

Enforcerfin33
03-06-2007, 03:07 PM
Are you really "that" fukin stupid? :goof:
hmm.....nah I dont B-Lo that bad.:lol:

retired opfinistic
03-06-2007, 03:11 PM
Are you really "that" fukin stupid? :goof:

B-Lo me!

TotoreMexico
03-06-2007, 03:12 PM
hmm.....nah I dont B-Lo that bad.:lol:

:lol:

DolfanTom
03-06-2007, 03:36 PM
Even Bills fans know that Buffalo is a sh*thole, that's why they call it B-lo. :lol:Perfect use!! You get an A!!!

Awesome!

like2god
03-06-2007, 03:58 PM
Perfect use!! You get an A!!!

Awesome!
:bravo:

DolfanTom
03-07-2007, 02:20 PM
I got a new one for today:

"When your name is PatsR, you may as well accept that you're B-loed."

Mike13
03-07-2007, 03:12 PM
Can we use "Bills fan" and "B-lo" in the same sentence?

gillderais
03-30-2007, 03:47 PM
Can we use "Bills fan" and "B-lo" in the same sentence?

:yes:

Enforcerfin33
04-02-2007, 08:31 AM
Man this weekend B-LOed bad. :cooldude:

retired opfinistic
04-02-2007, 08:52 AM
I got food poisoning this weekend, almost B-Lo'd my pants.

Enforcerfin33
04-02-2007, 10:48 AM
I got food poisoning this weekend, almost B-Lo'd my pants.
eewwww..:lol:

EBMisfit
04-07-2007, 06:33 PM
Its pretty bad when you have to tell people how to talk smack!!:lol:Then again, B-lojob needs all the help he/it/she can get.

EBMisfit
04-07-2007, 06:35 PM
Are you really "that" fukin stupid? :goof:Obviously not, since he's not a Barfalo Jills fan.

Mike13
04-07-2007, 09:38 PM
My friends are sick, so I'm stuck here talking to you B-los.

SabanHater
04-10-2007, 12:38 PM
All Bills fans B-loing B-lo!!

Mike13
04-10-2007, 12:40 PM
All Bills fans B-loing B-lo!!

Watch your B-loing mouth!

54Fins
04-26-2007, 09:55 AM
Prices for getting B-loed have gone up in recent weeks.

Enforcerfin33
04-26-2007, 10:13 AM
a B-Lo a day keeps the dr. away???:confused2

SabanHater
04-26-2007, 10:48 AM
Haven't seen this B-loed up thread in a while. Welcome the B-lo back!!

Enforcerfin33
04-26-2007, 11:25 AM
Haven't seen this B-loed up thread in a while. Welcome the B-lo back!!
here we B-Lo again.....:lol:

DolfanTom
04-26-2007, 12:24 PM
Haven't seen this B-loed up thread in a while. Welcome the B-lo back!!
My favorite thread :wink:

Looking forward to the Bills, Jets and Patriots totally B-loing their draft this weekend!!

Mike13
04-26-2007, 12:27 PM
What up Blos?