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Muck
06-29-2003, 09:42 PM
HYPNOTIC (http://muck.finheaven.com/stuff/videos/Shakira(slow).avi)

NORMAL SPEED (http://muck.finheaven.com/stuff/videos/Shakira(normal).mpg)

Muck
06-29-2003, 09:43 PM
My mind is absolutely in the gutter now.

Capt. Dick
06-29-2003, 09:56 PM
press that link....nothing comes up.

Muck
06-29-2003, 10:38 PM
Does for me. Should ask you whether you want to download or not. Anyone else having trouble?? You really need to see this. :)

Prime Time
06-29-2003, 11:05 PM
Didn't work for me either. Real Player showed up, buffered it but nothing came up it said error something.

Capt. Dick
06-29-2003, 11:08 PM
Oh....audio?.....my speakers are f`d up.

Muck
06-30-2003, 12:16 AM
No audio. It's in DIVX format. Try right-clicking and "Save Target As". The latest Windows Media Player 9 will handle it. So will DIVX player.

Prime Time
06-30-2003, 12:48 AM
Muck go read the two new articles about Madden 04 in the thread in Miami Dolphins talk.

Muck
06-30-2003, 01:40 AM
I saw them. I'm pumped. Did you get to see my video?? :)

Scrap
06-30-2003, 09:11 AM
I didn't get to see it. It wouldn't come up. Greatest 9 seconds ever?Probably video of the time I hooked up with this girl after a night at the club.J/K.... or am I?:D

Muck
06-30-2003, 12:25 PM
You guys suck. It's totally gonna be a letdown now. :) Ok, try downloading and installing this first. (http://download.divx.com/divx/DivX505Bundle.exe)

Then save my 9 second file to your desktop (if you haven't already). Then open it with this new DivX player. IT WILL PLAY IT.

Clumpy
06-30-2003, 12:30 PM
Greatest 9 seconds ever <------------------Muck's first time :lol:

Prime Time
06-30-2003, 01:13 PM
:lol: Damn Clump you took my joke!

Pagan
06-30-2003, 01:22 PM
Good Goddess Muck....you've ruined my day. That image is burned into my corneas now.....YOWZA!!!

Hey man, eff J-Lo, Shakira's rump is MUCH sweeter!

Den54
06-30-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Muck
You guys suck. It's totally gonna be a letdown now. :) Ok, try downloading and installing this first. (http://download.divx.com/divx/DivX505Bundle.exe)

Then save my 9 second file to your desktop (if you haven't already). Then open it with this new DivX player. IT WILL PLAY IT.

I still can't get it to play.:cry:

Muck
06-30-2003, 03:56 PM
That's what I'm sayin!! She's the queen. Shakira's Azz for President!!

Muck
06-30-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by clumpedplatelet
Greatest 9 seconds ever &lt;------------------Muck's first time :lol:

No way!! The way I remember it, it was at least twice that long!!:tongue:

ohall
06-30-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Pagan
Good Goddess Muck....you've ruined my day. That image is burned into my corneas now.....YOWZA!!!

Hey man, eff J-Lo, Shakira's rump is MUCH sweeter!

J-Lo's azz is a fat cow! Her azz starts at her ankles, yuk!

Now Shakira's azz is a thing of beauty, WoW!

Nice video clip Muck, but we need to get you a job soon! :D

Oliver...

Muck
06-30-2003, 04:27 PM
LOL. I'm in the running for a good one. At the very least, it would double the pay rate from my previous job. :up: Crossing my fingers.

Prime Time
06-30-2003, 08:09 PM
Muck that was awesomeeeee!!!!! JLOs *** is better though, bigger,and rounder.

Clumpy
06-30-2003, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Muck


No way!! The way I remember it, it was at least twice that long!!:tongue:


Woo Hoo! :lol:

ohall
06-30-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by clumpedplatelet
Greatest 9 seconds ever &lt;------------------Muck's first time :lol:

God I hope you weren't there!

Oliver...

ohall
06-30-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
Muck that was awesomeeeee!!!!! JLOs *** is better though, bigger,and rounder.

BIGGER, you think? Her azz is as big as some families! The darn thing has it's own zip code and fire department! She even has to get flood insurance for it!

Oliver...

Prime Time
06-30-2003, 11:52 PM
:lol: That's the point Oliver. She's thick too.

Muck
07-01-2003, 12:05 AM
She just ain't as sexy as Shakira anymore. Nobody moves those hips like "Shak". :)

ohall
07-01-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by Prime Time
:lol: That's the point Oliver. She's thick too.

Man her azz is sooooooooo big they had to re-zone it as a dwelling!

Oliver...

Muck
07-01-2003, 02:44 AM
Check the first post. I've added the "normal speed" version. "Come...to Butthead".

Prime Time
07-01-2003, 02:45 PM
:jawdrop: :hail: All hail king Muck!! :allhail:

Anyway to make it go slower??? :D

Muck
07-01-2003, 03:39 PM
Sure can. And it looks spectacular. :)