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ckparrothead
07-14-2003, 04:39 PM
Sorry, I fully expect this thread to be moved or deleted, I just felt I had to break the silence with something.

We need news...badly.

BTW I'm thinking of launching the Avril Lavigne Ate My Balls website as proof of my undying affection for her.

iceblizzard69
07-14-2003, 04:43 PM
She's not even hot man...and I gotta move this.

Clumpy
07-14-2003, 04:46 PM
She's a skank

ckparrothead
07-14-2003, 04:50 PM
Dude she's frickin gorgeous. Blasphemers!!! I will see all you blasphemers taste your own blood before you are allowed to speak more heresy!

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 04:51 PM
She isn't hot but she looks good. Id give her an 8.5, but she is a freak which lowers her to a 6.5 overall.

Chisel Monkey
07-14-2003, 04:53 PM
Who the Hellp is she?

ckparrothead
07-14-2003, 04:55 PM
Lies! All lies! I will not hear the likes of you besmirchify my fiancee!

Muck
07-14-2003, 05:01 PM
Ok, I'm going to hell for this, but......

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Yeah, bad pic. But it's without makeup.

dolphan39
07-14-2003, 05:03 PM
she's pretty cute in my book, but 8.5 is not a bad mark http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 05:07 PM
Yeah she doesn't even look as good as she doe sin her videos in those 2 pics. You have to see her vids.

ckparrothead
07-14-2003, 05:10 PM
She also looks rather ill in that picture Muck. Perhaps she needs my prescription medication....*****illin.

ckparrothead
07-14-2003, 05:25 PM
Damn auto-censorship.

Peni5yllin. There. Mwaahahahah

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 05:49 PM
:lol:

Chisel Monkey
07-14-2003, 05:57 PM
BOY you guys scare me.... She's a bowsers!!!!!!!!! Let me guess ,you have issues. She looks like one of the Munster kids. Get the to a Hooters Post Haste!!!! :egads:

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 06:02 PM
She is not ugly.

Hellion
07-14-2003, 06:21 PM
She's a six packer,and that's not too bad..no not really.

RUDEbyallMEANS
07-14-2003, 06:25 PM
Wow.. Avril Lavigne wouldnt make my top 10,000 list.. :lol:
I got chicks on my block hotter than her.. But I understand, I love the way Eliza Dushku looks, the chick from "Bring It On", and everyone I know says she's not hot too.. So I hear you bro.

HURRAH:drinker:

XoPhinsoX
07-14-2003, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by clumpedplatelet
She's a skank

Even worse..

A Canadian skank :lol: :evil:

XoPhinsoX
07-14-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by RUDEbyallMEANS
Wow.. Avril Lavigne wouldnt make my top 10,000 list.. :lol:
I got chicks on my block hotter than her.. But I understand, I love the way Eliza Dushku looks, the chick from "Bring It On", and everyone I know says she's not hot too.. So I hear you bro.

HURRAH:drinker:

Eliza is ****ing hot as hell.

NYFCat
07-14-2003, 08:15 PM
She's a girl I'd look twice at if I saw herwalking down the street, but she can't compete in the TV-world of Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.

WeVie
07-14-2003, 10:23 PM
While she may not be the hottest of the hot she is pretty darn hot and I would be seen in public with her

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 10:54 PM
Someone post a pic of this Eliza chick. I don't remember which one she is.

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 10:55 PM
NVM I found one. She is a 6.5 out of 10 in my book.

t2thejz
07-14-2003, 11:02 PM
I think she is pretty ugly,I would have to really think about banging her.

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 11:08 PM
:Thinking: Ehh why not.

Muck
07-14-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
NVM I found one. She is a 6.5 out of 10 in my book.

Did you see her on Punk'd?? I always thought she was hot....until then (no makeup). And she smokes. BLAHK!!

Prime Time
07-14-2003, 11:25 PM
:lol:

Bobby Humphrey
07-15-2003, 12:18 AM
XoPhinsoX, i won't even reply on u......

"Avril Lavigne Ate My _____" do you think u should be saying that about a girl. come on man, she's just a girl. have some class. in fact, i am offended by that. personally, i would like to see the name of this thread changed. or censored at the very least.

minus
07-15-2003, 12:20 AM
She cute but 8.5? :lol

she is more like 5.Seriusly I don't think she would attract my attention out on the street if she wasn't famous celebrity.

RUDEbyallMEANS
07-15-2003, 01:15 AM
TO ME... Avril is a 4... Maybe 4.5.. Shes just doesn't attract me at all..
I would post a pic of Eliza Dushku on here.. but I don't know how to.. :D

RUDEbyallMEANS
07-15-2003, 01:22 AM
Talking about females.. Eliza Dushku is in my top 10.. Something about her does it for me.. #1 on my list is Shania Twain.. An absolute gorgeous women who's conservative and needs no makeup.. That's hot.. Very classy..


Originally posted by Muck
Did you see her on Punk'd?? I always thought she was hot....until then (no makeup). And she smokes. BLAHK!!

After I saw her on that, it attracted me to her so much more.. I thought she looked good without make-up.. But what you said was what all my buddies and females in my life said as well.. Different strokes for different folks :D

ckparrothead
07-15-2003, 12:24 PM
Dude most of those chicks in hollywood look hellish without makeup and caught in the right light or whatever. Including Eliza Dushku who I think is pretty hot. There's some nasty azz pics of everyone, Alicia Silverstone comes to mind.

Avril way hotter than Jessica Simpson or Brittany Spears. I think only Anna Kournikova tops her in my book. Well, Josie Maran tops them all. Sarah Michelle Gellar is pretty hot too...at times. Christina Aguilera use to be in my doghouse for being too damned skinny...but she fattened up nicely and by the time she took that picture on the cover of Rolling Stone with nothing but a (god bless her soul) electric guitar between her naked parts and the camera, she was filled out quite nicely and now she is dayum fine.

Bobby Humphrey, relax dude. Its just a joke. Actually its kind of an inside joke but a ton of people know about it. For like 5 years, even more, there's been kind of a...movement, trend whatever...of creating websites entitled "_______ Ate My Balls!" and then the website just includes a bunch of pictures doctored up to include some version of a hairy nutsack here and there with asinine captions like "Ooooh I like balls" and stuff. Very camp. I dont know who started the first Ate My Balls website, but its got its own Yahoo category now, under Tasteless Humor. Theres hundreds of Ate My Balls websites.

Besides, Avril Lavigne really ate my balls.

minus
07-15-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by ckparrothead
Avril way hotter than Jessica Simpson or Brittany Spears. I think only Anna Kournikova tops her in my book.


:lol:


I know every one has different taste but how can you say something like that?

ckparrothead
07-15-2003, 05:05 PM
Pretty easy when its true

Prime Time
07-15-2003, 05:43 PM
Sorry CK that my friend is false.

XoPhinsoX
07-15-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Bobby Humphrey
XoPhinsoX, i won't even reply on u......

"Avril Lavigne Ate My _____" do you think u should be saying that about a girl. come on man, she's just a girl. have some class. in fact, i am offended by that. personally, i would like to see the name of this thread changed. or censored at the very least.

No, please ;).

ckparrothead
07-16-2003, 03:26 PM
The only thing that would have made Bobby Humphrey's post funnier though would be if he was saying "Do you think you should be saying that about a grrl? Come on man, she's just a gurl...."

Heheh.

Mike13
12-20-2006, 09:37 PM
Bump for hilarity.

HysterikiLL
12-20-2006, 09:41 PM
Lies! All lies! I will not hear the likes of you besmirchify my fiancee!

:lol:

Motion
12-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Avril way hotter than Jessica Simpson

Its a good thing you know your football. I'd have to revoke your man card for that one but we'll let it go this time. :evil:

cnc66
12-21-2006, 10:21 AM
check that chick for an adam's apple....

Noodle Arm
12-21-2006, 10:59 AM
wow...ck sure has changed.

Noodle Arm
12-21-2006, 11:02 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Is that ck???

Mike13
12-21-2006, 12:02 PM
Its a good thing you know your football. I'd have to revoke your man card for that one but we'll let it go this time. :evil:

lol Scrubs is a great show.

Furious Yellow
12-21-2006, 12:42 PM
Avril way hotter than Jessica Simpson or Brittany Spears.

I totally agree! Simpson and Spears are pretty and all, but they are just too bland for my taste... Give me a girl with some personaliity instead!


Id give her an 8.5, but she is a freak which lowers her to a 6.5 overall.

Which in my book would bumb her to a 9.5 :D