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Muck
07-20-2003, 12:01 PM
And that's all that needs to be said.

Mr. Big (http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672&cf=2046622)

*parental discretion advised*

CirclingWagons
07-20-2003, 12:07 PM
OMG!...what is Jeff Zgonina doing posing for Rolling Stone...isn't there a clause in his contract about that?

M-REAL
07-20-2003, 12:28 PM
Damn man! Why isn't that guy doing porn for vivid studios?

Prime Time
07-20-2003, 02:26 PM
OMG! He killed Kenny!

Baz
07-20-2003, 02:47 PM
LMAO. He'd split an average chick in half trying to use that thing. Not unlike Spiderman, its a gift and a curse.......

Peebs
07-20-2003, 03:57 PM
Ok 2 things...
1: when I clicked on the "see it for yourself" link it said that the page exceeded "bandwidth" :lol: YA THINK! :lol:

2: this is why I dislike Skankee fans and would never set foot in the "Bedpan" for a Skankee/Mets game:

Today, Falcon's beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. He feels the subway calling. He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence -- glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small. :rolleyes:

Clumpy
07-20-2003, 04:25 PM
Now is that TOO BIG? :lol:

Muck
07-20-2003, 04:39 PM
I hear that this guy hangs around the ESPN Yankee boards. They say he's a really cool guy, but a typical Yankees homer. ;)


....and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small.

Now he's just showing off. :lol:

Muck
07-20-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Bazinet37
.....its a gift and a curse.......

Yeah, it must suck not being able to have intercourse. :(

baccarat
07-20-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Muck


Yeah, it must suck not being able to have intercourse. :(

I know the feeling. Terrible cheese grading accident as a young lad...um, I better keep quiet. :cry:

Peebs
07-20-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Muck
I hear that this guy hangs around the ESPN Yankee boards. They say he's a really cool guy, but a typical Yankees homer. ;)



Now he's just showing off. :lol:

Well then it proves that Skankee fans ain't nuthin but big dicks don't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pagan
07-20-2003, 10:30 PM
Too bad the rest of him looks like a tub of melted butter....

Peebs
07-20-2003, 10:41 PM
:lol: I was gonna say something about the girth on the rest of his body but I didn't want anyone to say I was mean.

He couldn't do porn because even with a johnson that size-I don't wanna see a porn guy with a beer belly and love handles. I see bodies like that all the time at my local beach.

Prime Time
07-20-2003, 10:55 PM
:lol: Peebs is funny.

Miamian
07-20-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Muck


Yeah, it must suck not being able to have intercourse. :( Except with a mare.

Miamian
07-20-2003, 11:01 PM
Before anyone jumps, note the lower case.

Prime Time
07-20-2003, 11:02 PM
What lower case?

Muck
07-20-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Miamian
Except with a mare.

:lol:

Peebs
07-20-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
:lol: Peebs is funny.

I have a fan club! :lol:

Scrap
07-21-2003, 07:52 AM
Yeah, it's a hard life being hung like a horse.

dolphan39
07-21-2003, 05:45 PM
what did the two lesbo, porn stars says to Adam Sandler in Anger Management about "Andrew being hung and if it mattered"

Krista Allen / Stacy (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1711/KristaAlle_Ausse_728409_400.jpg) - "Here's where we disagree, I always say I like it big"

January Jones (I)/ Gina (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0219965/B-431.jpg) "And I like it huge"

:( :o ;)

inFINSible
07-21-2003, 06:21 PM
when people laugh at me about my package....I always say, "STFU!!!.....It may be short but, it's damn sure skinny!!"

Den54
07-21-2003, 10:16 PM
Yeah my pile driving *** is one of my better assets.:lol:

Miamian
07-21-2003, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Prime Time
What lower case? The "m" is in lower case to indicate that it refers to a female horse, when it's in upper case it would refer to someone's name who happens to play for the Dolphins.

P4E
07-21-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Peebs


I have a fan club! :lol:



UGH! P4E WANT PEEBS! PEEBS GOOD!!

Peebs
07-22-2003, 12:38 AM
:foundout:

I got the "m"are versa "M"are reference and thought it was pretty funny....
But now I have to wait till NEXT MONTH to see it for myself? That site is still exceeding it's badwidth.:lol:

Clumpy
07-22-2003, 02:51 AM
So Peeps, if a monster like that sprang out from a man's pants.........would you be scared? ;)

I asked a girl I work with after she read the article on the link and she said that there was no way in he!! she would even try.

Scrap
07-22-2003, 07:59 AM
I used to be a stripper. We had a guy that worked with us that had to get a doctor to teach him how to pop his girlfriends cervix back in place. The dude was hanging almost to his knees. Poor girlfriend. No one ever wanted to get on stage after him, because it made us look tiny.

Muck
07-22-2003, 09:22 AM
Images of Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley dance thru my head. ;)

Scrap
07-22-2003, 09:24 AM
:lol:

Clumpy
07-22-2003, 10:16 AM
:rofl:

Peebs
07-22-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by clumpedplatelet
So Peeps, if a monster like that sprang out from a man's pants.........would you be scared? ;)



I dunno, I have to wait till next month to see it on that website. THEN I'll give the peebs opinion ;)

BUT seriously folks...there is no WAY that guy could have sex with a complete erection (without the aid of Viagra) and let me explain why...
A "member" that size would require TOO much blood flow to cause an erection soooooo there is no way he could naturally have a complete erection. ALSO because of it's size-it wouldn't have as much sensitivity or feeling.

So don't be jealous of his size....
Pity him! :D


Scrappy, you were a STRIPPER???? :eek:

Scrap
07-22-2003, 10:23 PM
Yeah, about 5 years ago.

Peebs
07-23-2003, 01:01 AM
Full Monty or just to a G-string?

For some strange reason this intrigues me......

Muck
07-23-2003, 01:12 AM
Hey, Scrappy's the man.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

They're engaged. And she's 6'2"!!

Muck
07-23-2003, 01:14 AM
BTW - You can catch Scrappy playing the role of "Party Boy" on MTV's Jackass.

j/k :)

Capt. Dick
07-23-2003, 01:15 AM
She looks exactly like my last girlfriend, only taller.

Muck
07-23-2003, 01:17 AM
I love how she's sitting or kneeling in every pic. Kinda reminds me of the "Head Detective" on In Living Color.

Hey, the man overachieved. Good for him. :)

Capt. Dick
07-23-2003, 01:18 AM
Sure!

Clumpy
07-23-2003, 01:27 AM
She uses him as a dildo :lol:

Capt. Dick
07-23-2003, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by clumpedplatelet
She uses him as a dildo :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Scrap
07-23-2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
Full Monty or just to a G-string?

For some strange reason this intrigues me......

Thong. Can't even wear g-strings in Va.

The guy I'm talking about had to get one specially made for him.

Oh, and there are tricks of the trade, but nothing is stuffed in there.

Scrap
07-23-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Muck
Hey, Scrappy's the man.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

They're engaged. And she's 6'2"!!


Looks like I'm quite the playa. You go mini-me.:lol:

Muck
07-23-2003, 11:44 AM
She's pretty hot. And she's a personal trainer if I'm not mistaken. :eek:

inFINSible
07-23-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Muck
Hey, Scrappy's the man.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

They're engaged. And she's 6'2"!!

engaged!!???!!!

He's a mini-moron......he's getting ready to lose half his bank account......all he has to do is take a look at himself in the mirror and ask himself, "Would she be with me if I wasn't rich and famous?".... the answer to that question will tell you what she's after.

Scrap
07-23-2003, 01:41 PM
I don't know.....he had a kickstand in Goldmember. She might just be a happy lady.:)

Muck
07-23-2003, 03:41 PM
Yeah, I mean look at him. You know what guys say about short girls. I'm sure he developed the same "skillz". :)

Peebs
07-23-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by ScrappyDew


Thong. Can't even wear g-strings in Va.

The guy I'm talking about had to get one specially made for him.

Oh, and there are tricks of the trade, but nothing is stuffed in there.

DAY-UM. If you were still doing it I'd have myself and a pack 'o Puerto Rican girls there with dollars.

Though we are still strying to located the "piano man" stripper. The guy in a little video that was making the rounds on the net that plays piano with his "member". :eek:

P4E
07-24-2003, 03:49 AM
I can play the triangle, Peebs.:) Wanna hear?

:horsey:




.

Scrap
07-24-2003, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Peebs


DAY-UM. If you were still doing it I'd have myself and a pack 'o Puerto Rican girls there with dollars.



Sounds nice.:D I'll have a press conference to announce my coming out of retirement.

Scrap
07-24-2003, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
I can play the triangle, Peebs.:) Wanna hear?

:horsey:




.

I'm gonna leave before you pull out the"instrument".:lol:

Peebs
07-24-2003, 09:26 PM
Ok Phan, put you and the piano guy together and we gots ourselves a band!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok, I'll let my girls know of the return engagment of "Scrappy dew" the stripper.....
Please don't tell me your stage name was "Scrappy dew" :eek:

P4E
07-25-2003, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
Ok Phan, put you and the piano guy together and we gots ourselves a band!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok, I'll let my girls know of the return engagment of "Scrappy dew" the stripper.....
Please don't tell me your stage name was "Scrappy dew" :eek:

Scrappy, DUDE!

There's some Puerto Rican girls who're just DYIN' to MEECHU!

You lucky, umm, ... -- is stiff the right word? Maybe I better say dude.

Lucky dude!:D

inFINSible
07-25-2003, 07:26 AM
better bring a case of wine....

P4E
07-25-2003, 06:39 PM
Hey Peebs,let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to.

Lord. I miss you child.:)

WharfRat
07-25-2003, 06:53 PM
When did this turn into a Stones song? :hmmm:

P4E
07-25-2003, 09:52 PM
I've been walking Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy
I've been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling thro' the street
Asking people, "What's the matter with
you, Wharf?"

Really can't tell ya, -- it just kinda happened.:confused:

WharfRat
07-25-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
I've been walking Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy
I've been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling thro' the street
Asking people, "What's the matter with
you, Wharf?"

Really can't tell ya, -- it just kinda happened.:confused:

:lol:

Now would be a good time for a tongue smilie!

P4E
07-26-2003, 03:45 AM
Damn straight. Wish I had the royalties on that ubiquitous tongue.:)

Peebs
07-26-2003, 09:42 AM
:tongue: Best I can do.


I dunno know all I mentioned was a pack o' Puerto Rican girls who like strippers.


It just went from there.