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Scrap
07-21-2003, 01:16 PM
Here's one I received. I hadn't heard it before, and figured I'd share it with all of you.




Star 100.7 Radio Station was doing one of their "is anyone listening who" type bits that morning. The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'do you know who I am' routine?"

A lady called in and said that when she was visiting her cattle rancher Uncle in Billings, MT a few years ago. They went to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting. In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks if she knows who she is? "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes."

Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?"

The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?", ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in ahead of them."

Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "Do you know who I am?"

The owner says "Yes, I do.... Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye."

M-REAL
07-21-2003, 01:59 PM
lol. I bet that really pissed off Ted T. I wonder if he chewed that guy a new a** before he left?

DeDolfan
07-21-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by ScrappyDew
Here's one I received. I hadn't heard it before, and figured I'd share it with all of you.




Star 100.7 Radio Station was doing one of their "is anyone listening who" type bits that morning. The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'do you know who I am' routine?"

A lady called in and said that when she was visiting her cattle rancher Uncle in Billings, MT a few years ago. They went to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting. In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks if she knows who she is? "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes."

Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?"

The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?", ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in ahead of them."

Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "Do you know who I am?"

The owner says "Yes, I do.... Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye."

It really does me well to see people stand up to these pompous a$$ bastards, especially Jane Fonda. I was "over there" when she was over there rubbing elbows and being all cushy with those NVAs. You have no idea how many of us almost said F it and came home. But we were "good little boys" and did our duty !! :goof:

Muck
07-23-2003, 01:11 PM
Jane Fonda and Ted Turner. Together, they would have given birth to the anti-christ.