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Enforcerfin33
06-19-2007, 08:31 AM
We all are aware of all the trolls, and all of their funny little troll ways. But I must say PatsR seems to be a huge waste of skin, the brightest thing he has ever said is snoring. His dad should have done the world a favor and spared the Pats the embarrassment of having a fan as pathetic as PatsR. For the record he never posts anything worth effort nor importance. And it never usually even makes sense. Most trolls have atleast a clue, PatsR is riding the short Brady fanny pack to oblivion.

Alex44
06-19-2007, 08:33 AM
More like he should never have put it in there to begin with.

Seriously who sticks their c**k in a goat?

Enforcerfin33
06-19-2007, 09:05 AM
More like he should never have put it in there to begin with.

Seriously who sticks their c**k in a goat?
hey! Who did you sleep with to get all that money? It was Mindwarp wasnt it.....that slut!lol...

arsenal
06-19-2007, 09:34 AM
well when a family is that inbred like PatRs, sometimes a man cant help but release his seed into his own sister... its like some kind of natural instinct in the inbreds of the world, like birds taking flight for the first time, or Bills fans raping a sheep... it just comes naturally...

Alex44
06-19-2007, 09:36 AM
hey! Who did you sleep with to get all that money? It was Mindwarp wasnt it.....that slut!lol...


Shhhh he said if anyone found out he would take them all away :(

retired opfinistic
06-19-2007, 10:00 AM
PatsR is living proof that anal sex can result in children.

BleedinGreenNC
06-19-2007, 10:28 AM
PatsR is living proof that anal sex can result in children.


Your on a roll!!

PhinzN703
06-19-2007, 10:44 AM
I'm excited for PatsR's witty comeback :rolleyes2

Enforcerfin33
06-19-2007, 10:45 AM
I'm excited for PatsR's witty comeback :rolleyes2
:lol:

retired opfinistic
06-19-2007, 10:46 AM
I'm excited for PatsR's witty comeback :rolleyes2

Yeah, how can we stand the wait......:err:

Strong possible comeback:

"You guys suck. Your team sucks. I am cool, like Vanilla Ice."

Enforcerfin33
06-19-2007, 10:50 AM
Yeah, how can we stand the wait......:err:

Strong possible comeback:
oh how bout this?



atleast Brady wears gucci, and a man bag, your qb is so out of style.

retired opfinistic
06-19-2007, 10:53 AM
oh how bout this?
:lol:

Now that's fagalicious! :lol:

Whitedolphin54
06-19-2007, 11:09 AM
WTF is a man bag?

retired opfinistic
06-19-2007, 11:20 AM
WTF is a man bag?

Brady's manpurse. I think they were invented in England.
























j/k :wink:

BleedinGreenNC
06-19-2007, 11:28 AM
Brady's manpurse. I think they were invented in England.























j/k :wink:


LOL!! That they were!!

FinaciousOne
06-19-2007, 02:04 PM
PatsR is living proof that anal sex can result in children.

You have a very distorted view of what constitutes 'children'.

True story about PatsR's mom and dad.
When they got married, PatsR's mom was sexually naive. That's not to be unexpected. She was only 12. Anyway, her mom wanted to have a talk with her before the big night, but had trouble talking about such a sensitive subject.
PatsR's future Grandma: "You know dear, those Pats fans can have some very perverted sexual desires."
PatsR's future mom, innocently: "What do you mean mom?"
PatsR's future Grandma, having difficulty being blunt: "I mean, if he ever tries to turn you over and…… you know, use your other hole, then I want you to come running home as fast as you can. OK?
PatsR's future mom: ”OK mom”
Well they got married, the wedding night came and went without a problem and they had sex practically every night for two years but what her mom had told her always remained in PatsR’s mom mind.
Well one night when they were about to have sex PatsR’s dad said:
“Dear, lets try something different tonight OK?”
“What do you mean?”, PatsR’s mom asked nervously as she remembered her mother’s words.
“I mean I want to turn you over and use your other hole.”
PatsR’s mom broke out crying and sobbing, “No! No! My mother warned me that some night you’d try to turn me over and do that to me. I’m going home to my mom!”
PatsR’s Dad looked at her all puzzled and asked, “But dear,…… don’t you ever want to have kids?

retired opfinistic
06-20-2007, 10:07 AM
You have a very distorted view of what constitutes 'children'.

True story about PatsR's mom and dad.
When they got married, PatsR's mom was sexually naive. That's not to be unexpected. She was only 12. Anyway, her mom wanted to have a talk with her before the big night, but had trouble talking about such a sensitive subject.
PatsR's future Grandma: "You know dear, those Pats fans can have some very perverted sexual desires."
PatsR's future mom, innocently: "What do you mean mom?"
PatsR's future Grandma, having difficulty being blunt: "I mean, if he ever tries to turn you over and…… you know, use your other hole, then I want you to come running home as fast as you can. OK?
PatsR's future mom: ”OK mom”
Well they got married, the wedding night came and went without a problem and they had sex practically every night for two years but what her mom had told her always remained in PatsR’s mom mind.
Well one night when they were about to have sex PatsR’s dad said:
“Dear, lets try something different tonight OK?”
“What do you mean?”, PatsR’s mom asked nervously as she remembered her mother’s words.
“I mean I want to turn you over and use your other hole.”
PatsR’s mom broke out crying and sobbing, “No! No! My mother warned me that some night you’d try to turn me over and do that to me. I’m going home to my mom!”
PatsR’s Dad looked at her all puzzled and asked, “But dear,…… don’t you ever want to have kids?
:spit:

Enforcerfin33
06-20-2007, 12:03 PM
Inbred turkeys.........Pats fans....whats the difference?

retired opfinistic
06-20-2007, 12:10 PM
Inbred turkeys.........Pats fans....whats the difference?
the feathers.

finsrclowns
06-20-2007, 12:12 PM
Inbred turkeys.........Pats fans....whats the difference?

Thanksgiving must be a ball at your house.:lol:

Enforcerfin33
06-20-2007, 12:55 PM
Thanksgiving must be a ball at your house.:lol:
:lol:

SabanHater
06-20-2007, 01:23 PM
PatsR = the load mom should have swallowed.

rdhstlr23
06-20-2007, 01:29 PM
PatsR = the load mom should have swallowed.

Or the load his sister should have swallowed...whatever works.

retired opfinistic
06-20-2007, 01:38 PM
PatsR = the load mom should have swallowed.
:lol:

Reminds me of: Beef, it's whats for dinner.