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Paul 13
01-29-2008, 12:08 PM
:err::err::err::chase:


AUSTIN, Texas — So you're the rest of the America. You're not a chowderhead, you don't live anywhere near Beantown and you don't worship the very ground that Tom Brady hobbles around on. You hate all things New England Patriots, from the quarterback's walking boot to the coach's grubby hoodie.

Well, we're here as part of the Anti-Patriot Defamation League, ready to trumpet all that is good about the NFL's reigning dynasty, and there is much to love.

Now you may say they are a team that only a mother could love - yeah, Lizzie Borden's mom.

But you are wrong. Forget what you're hearing from those cranky, old Miami Dolphins crybabies. Who cares if Bill Belichick had too much fun a while back with his birthday-gift camcorder? There is plenty of warm, cuddly stuff about this New England team, and we're not talking Brady's little black book.

So with apologies to the New York Giants, here's why you should root for the good-guy Patriots in Sunday's Super Bowl, and every bit of this infomercial is 100 percent true:

— Tight end Kyle Brady once donated $6,300 to help buy an ambulance for a children's hospital.

— Two years ago, former Baylor Bear Willie Andrews was the first Patriots rookie to lead the club in special teams tackles since Tebucky Jones. And everyone loved Tebucky.

— Matt Cassel, the guy who could get on the field Sunday if Brady can't (yeah, right), has thrown only 39 passes in his three-year NFL career and just seven this season. But he did play on a World Series Little League finalist from Northridge, Calif., and was even drafted by the Oakland A's.

— Bill Belichick needs a hug. A wardrobe makeover. And a conscience, but hey, we're being positive here.

— Cornerback Ellis Hobbs III wants to be an animator for Walt Disney films. You want to root against a guy who wants to draw for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"?



Rest of this nauseating article:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared/content/shared/sports/stories/2008/01/FBN_BOHLS_0129_COX.html?cxntlid=inform

Just trying to brighten up your day boys and girls... :lol:

BobDole
01-29-2008, 12:10 PM
would rather kill myself than root for the patsies.

The Confessor
01-29-2008, 12:11 PM
Isnt it funny that EVERY corner of the globe now hates the Patsies? I think it is...

apa64che
01-29-2008, 12:12 PM
:err::err::err::chase:



Rest of this nauseating article:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared/content/shared/sports/stories/2008/01/FBN_BOHLS_0129_COX.html?cxntlid=inform

Just trying to brighten up your day boys and girls... :lol:

I don't think I can stomach any more than you put in your post. :refuse:

burger13
01-29-2008, 12:12 PM
or my #1 reason.....

you are surrounded by obnoxious, delusional Giants fans and would have to move if they somehow miraculously won the Super Bowl.

apa64che
01-29-2008, 12:15 PM
or my #1 reason.....

you are surrounded by obnoxious, delusional Giants fans and would have to move if they somehow miraculously won the Super Bowl.

Well ask yourself this.... Can you handle ONE year of Giants fans being obnoxious. Cause it's either that, or having to listen to Patsy fans thinking their team is the greatest in the history of the universe!

Silverphin
01-29-2008, 12:18 PM
Well ask yourself this.... Can you handle ONE year of Giants fans being obnoxious. Cause it's either that, or having to listen to Patsy fans thinking their team is the greatest in the history of the universe!

That's like asking me if I want a minor sore throat (Giants), or AIDS (Patriots).

dolpns13
01-29-2008, 12:19 PM
Yeah, those are great reasons... Now how about some of those reasons for the Giants, because I am sure that SOMEONE on their roster has given donations...

And its not like Kyle brady didnt get anything in return for buying that ambulance. Im sure he needed a nice tax deduction.. wow, what a saint.. losers

burger13
01-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Well ask yourself this.... Can you handle ONE year of Giants fans being obnoxious. Cause it's either that, or having to listen to Patsy fans thinking their team is the greatest in the history of the universe!

let me see, I know.....let me count......

0 Patriots fans. Yeah I can deal with that.

apa64che
01-29-2008, 12:20 PM
That's like asking me if I want a minor sore throat (Giants), or AIDS (Patriots).

:lol: Well, I don't know about you, but i'll take the minor sore throat all week, and twice on Sunday's!!

Silverphin
01-29-2008, 12:21 PM
:lol: Well, I don't know about you, but i'll take the minor sore throat all week, and twice on Sunday's!!

My point exactly.

apa64che
01-29-2008, 12:25 PM
let me see, I know.....let me count......

0 Patriots fans. Yeah I can deal with that.

I know what you're thinking.... but trust me. You can't avoid them. Just like all the bandwagon fans of every sport, they'll infest your town like a swarm of cockroaches. :sidelol:

burger13
01-29-2008, 12:28 PM
I know what you're thinking.... but trust me. You can't avoid them. Just like all the bandwagon fans of every sport, they'll infest your town like a swarm of cockroaches. :sidelol:


They've been the best team in football for the last 6 years....and nothing yet. I'll take my chances. and seriously, how can anyone root for this guy:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

SQuinn17
01-29-2008, 12:28 PM
i will never root for the pats as long as i live.

HaRdKoReXXX
01-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Im glad Im not the only one who realizes this team is dirty and classless. If there were such a label as "Anti-Americas Team" the Pats would own it. There are no luvable figures on this team. A thug WR, a cocky pretty boy QB, and a D-Bag coach. They are the 90's Cowboys from a parallel dimension. And by God if they lose (Let's pray this happens) they may be remembered as the biggest chokers in the history of Sports...

Let's root for that instead ;)

bwb8605
01-29-2008, 12:32 PM
No Dolphin fan should be rooting for the Patsies this year. There is nothing good or humble about that team. I don't want the Giants to win, I just want the Patriots to lose.

unluckyluciano
01-29-2008, 12:33 PM
**** the article and **** the ****ing patsies.

GO GIANTS WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

apa64che
01-29-2008, 12:34 PM
They've been the best team in football for the last 6 years....and nothing yet. I'll take my chances. and seriously, how can anyone root for this guy:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Come on man, It's just one year. Take one for your team :sidelol: Seriously, you've gotta have pretty thick skin anyway, livin up there in Jet country as a Fin fan.

Nice pic by the way....... (Am I the only one who thinks Eli has that "deer in the headlights look" after each play?)

SabanHater
01-29-2008, 12:38 PM
if one of my kidneys started to fail and Tom Brady gave me one of his I would still root against them. That's hate!!!!!

Dolphins7273
01-29-2008, 12:39 PM
I will become the biggest Giants fan in the universe on Sunday.

PHINPHOURLIFE
01-29-2008, 12:40 PM
How did this f-in post stay alive? please mods remove and burn this thread.

This forum is to talk about are Fins. not the pats:disapprove::bs::rickybrow:badmood:

PortFin
01-29-2008, 12:44 PM
I will become the biggest Giants fan in the universe on Sunday.

Same. I dont live in Florida, so I'm not surrounded by transplant Giant fans, so I dont have a problem with the Giants.

SgtPhin
01-29-2008, 12:58 PM
If the only way I could get into heaven would be to root for the Pats, I'd rather go to He11! There is NO reason imaginable that I would root for those (insert expletives here)!!!

apa64che
01-29-2008, 01:06 PM
I actually tried once..... My thinking was, if everyone I pull for loses, maybe I can jinx them somehow...... It didn't work though. I didn't make it through the whole game. :wink:

elandre
01-29-2008, 01:20 PM
Thanks but i rather eat dog dookie than root for thouse *******s!:lol:

Paul 13
01-29-2008, 01:21 PM
How did this f-in post stay alive? please mods remove and burn this thread.

This forum is to talk about are Fins. not the pats:disapprove::bs::rickybrow:badmood:

:rotfl1:

FORMER FIN1
01-29-2008, 01:26 PM
Don't like either of them even here in Peytonland. I'm just gonna use it as an excuse to get drunk and call in sick Monday!

Colorado Dolfan
01-29-2008, 01:26 PM
Yet another reason to root for the Patriots: They've already won...

http://www.amazon.com/19-0-Historic-Championship-Englands-Unbeatable/dp/1600781500/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201611908&sr=1-1

:shakeno:

:bs:

Bumpus
01-29-2008, 01:29 PM
Yet another reason to root for the Patriots: They've already won...

http://www.amazon.com/19-0-Historic-Championship-Englands-Unbeatable/dp/1600781500/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201611908&sr=1-1

:shakeno:

:bs:

Allright, now that's pissing me off.

Crunkcore
01-29-2008, 01:34 PM
would rather kill myself than root for the patsies.

:applaudit:

Dorfdad
01-29-2008, 01:39 PM
The Pats have had enough success in the past, I am rooting against them do to that fact alone, and the fact that it would be a COLOSSAL FAILURE for the pats to lose this game..

Everyone will remember them for not being able to complete an undefeated season. In Fact it probably will be a bigger lose for them than the Fins going 1-15...

So thats why Im rooting for the Giants... If your a pats fan please please hear this..

FUNG GOO!

:)

dolpns13
01-29-2008, 01:42 PM
So the Boston Globe can save face!?!? Effin losers!

PASQUALE
01-29-2008, 01:59 PM
:err::err::err::chase:



Rest of this nauseating article:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared/content/shared/sports/stories/2008/01/FBN_BOHLS_0129_COX.html?cxntlid=inform

Just trying to brighten up your day boys and girls... :lol:



I would rather have a root canal without anthesia than to root for the piece of crap team Pathetics. I will be the biggest Giants fan in Long Beach, CA on Sunday!! I want this team gone from the face of the earth and if I had my way I would kill every SOB on that ******* team!!! I would blow up their ******* plane or shoot every ******* player!!!! I HATE THIS TEAM SOO ******* MUCH!!!!

GO DOLPHINS!!!!

GO GIANTS!!!

dolpns13
01-29-2008, 02:05 PM
I would rather have a root canal without anthesia than to root for the piece of crap team Pathetics. I will be the biggest Giants fan in Long Beach, CA on Sunday!! I want this team gone from the face of the earth and if I had my way I would kill every SOB on that ******* team!!! I would blow up their ******* plane or shoot every ******* player!!!! I HATE THIS TEAM SOO ******* MUCH!!!!

GO DOLPHINS!!!!

GO GIANTS!!!

That doesnt always hurt, I had a root canal done without anthesia because my tooth was already dead. didnt feel a thing. Sorry for ruining your thunder

BobDole
01-29-2008, 02:05 PM
i love the enthusiasm of hatred that everyone has for the patsies. my friends usually get mad at me for wishing death upon everything that is new england (that goes for you too bo sox). its funny, i actually try and watch the patsies play in the hopes that maybe i could witness the career ending injury that will eventually befall tom 'kid toucher' brady. word riggs.

phinphever
01-29-2008, 02:08 PM
Just reading that post made me vomit a little in my mouth. OHH were supposed to worship the pats. I can't stand watching nfl network any more with their inspid "path to perfection" 24/7. Spare me GRRRRRRRRR
I really think all the hype is hurtting the nfl. They think everyone is just happy the pats are doing this, but we arn't. THey are really stirring up an intence hatred for the patsies.

WISfinfan13
01-29-2008, 02:13 PM
Yeah. There are a couple good guys on the Pats. But as an outsider they all seem like they are brainwashed by Bellicek and other people within their organization. Those facts alone will not make any rational person suddenly cheer for the Pats.

Plus whats funny is that noone came to the Games when they where bad. That franchise was in trouble for a long time. Yes I am sure there are plenty of stories about life long Pats fans. But regardless of how well the Pats do once baseball season starts noone even cares about the Pats.

Yes, the Dolphins have seen a drop in attendance over the past couple decades. Not only due to poor play. But how about saturation of the market? The Buccs took from the our fan bases as did the Jags. Plus Its Miami for ****** sake. There are 1000's of other things to do unlike Boston.

PS. Visited both cities. While Boston is a great historical city, and I recommend everyone to visit at least once. But ill take the bikinis and beaches of Miami over the site of the Boston massacre and clam chowder (I like the white kind better neways). Plus Miami has the Fins Baby!!!

PHINPHOURLIFE
01-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Yet another reason to root for the Patriots: They've already won...

http://www.amazon.com/19-0-Historic-Championship-Englands-Unbeatable/dp/1600781500/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201611908&sr=1-1

:shakeno:

:bs:


I found this part of the article amusing!!!:lol::wink::D



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Conuficus
01-29-2008, 02:20 PM
The only time I would root for the Patriots is if prisons began taking nominations for the "pick up the soap pet" of the week. Or if I had a vote as to who goes on God's ****-list this week.

Conuficus
01-29-2008, 02:25 PM
That doesnt always hurt, I had a root canal done without anthesia because my tooth was already dead. didnt feel a thing. Sorry for ruining your thunder

O.K. then fine. Beat this. Each member of the team has to participate in the Mexican donkey show.

What ya got for me now? :ninja:

dolpns13
01-29-2008, 02:28 PM
O.K. then fine. Beat this. Each member of the team has to participate in the Mexican donkey show.

What ya got for me now? :ninja:

Lol...a what!? :sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
01-29-2008, 02:38 PM
Lol...a what!? :sidelol:

If you don't know, you don't need to... :sidelol:

dolpns13
01-29-2008, 02:43 PM
If you don't know, you don't need to... :sidelol:

If its like 2 girls 1 cup.. I dont wanna know. :up:

BobDole
01-29-2008, 03:34 PM
donkey show. use your imagination. it is what you think it is.
'they are who we thought they were' - green