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NY8123
02-04-2008, 04:50 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!

FINSFAN2781
02-04-2008, 04:54 PM
I agree with #1, 3, 5 and 6.

dolpns13
02-04-2008, 04:56 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!

Sign the absolute best player at every position and then some for depth for a 6 year contract for 1 dollar.

zach8111
02-04-2008, 04:59 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!
colt brennan with a 2nd. a 2nd. he is sliping so much and now is peobably around the 5th -6th round. nooooooooooo way do i want to draft him. andre woodson. mr slow release QB. i dont think so. sweed is good, Nnamdi is good, haynseworth isnt gonna leave titans, chad is good

NY8123
02-04-2008, 05:00 PM
Sign the absolute best player at every position and then some for depth for a 6 year contract for 1 dollar.


Ha! that would be about perfect.

FINSFAN2781
02-04-2008, 05:02 PM
Colt Brennan is so overrated. He plays in a pass happy system, thats the only reason his numbers are so good. Did you see him against Georgia? He sucked ***. People are going to disagree, but Im sorry, I dont see Brennan accounting to anything at the NFL level.

dolpns13
02-04-2008, 05:08 PM
Ha! that would be about perfect.

and then we will run up the score on the ratriots everytime we play them

Spray Mucus
02-04-2008, 05:24 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!


Outrageous as in good or bad?

serioulsy those are terrible picks.

FinHopeful
02-04-2008, 05:35 PM
1 - Trade with Oakland for #4 and #34 pick plus Justin Fargas because Al fears Jerry will DMac.
1a - Trade Fargas to Arizona for pick #50.
2 - Seeing that Chris Long is still on the board, Jets trade #6 and #70 picks to get him.
3 - Pick Sedrick Ellis, DT with the #6 pick.
4 - Pick Chris Williams, OT with #32.
5 - Pick Pat Sims, DT with #34.
5a - Pick Brandon Flowers with #50
6 - Pick John Carlson, TE with #57
7 - Use #64 and #70 for BPA
8 - Sign Alan Faneca as FA
9 - Sign Ryan Lilja or Jake Scott as FA

Both lines fixed in one offseason. The impossible task is performed.

LT Vernon Carey
LG Ryan Lilja
C Samson Satele
RG Alan Faneca
RT Chris Williams

LDE Rod Wright
NT Pat Sims
RDE Sedrick Ellis
Hybrid Jason Taylor

1Hawdolfin4L
02-04-2008, 07:05 PM
Colt Brennan is so overrated. He plays in a pass happy system,

? Is Matt Ryan also overrated because he played in a pass happy system? He ave. 46 passes a game, same amount as Colt.

FINSFAN2781
02-04-2008, 07:30 PM
Colt Brennan is so overrated. He plays in a pass happy system,

? Is Matt Ryan also overrated because he played in a pass happy system? He ave. 46 passes a game, same amount as Colt.

Hawaiis offense has better players than BC. Ryan is not "great", but I would rather draft him than Brennan. Ryan did what he did with a mediocre supporting cast.

TotoreMexico
02-04-2008, 07:40 PM
Outrageous as in good or bad?

serioulsy those are terrible picks.

Agreed

2413fanphins
02-04-2008, 11:11 PM
this is gonna be good.

1. trade our #1 to dallas for 22 and 28 plus TO.

2. trade TO to oakland for jamarcus russell.

3. trade jamarcus russell to cincinatti for carson palmer

4. trade the 22nd pick to the jets for l. coles and next years 1st rounder.

5. trade carson palmer to KC for the fourth overall and next years 1st.

6. draft chris long with the 4th pick.

7. draft antoine cason with the 28th

I'm already confusing myself so I will stop there, but look I got us three first round pickss next year and didn't trade anybody off the roster.

schhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

effort to continue....

trade ronnie brown and a first rounder from next year for tom brady.

trade the other two first rounders for LT.

we win the superbowl dooo dahh doo dahh

NY8123
02-05-2008, 05:13 PM
this is gonna be good.

1. trade our #1 to dallas for 22 and 28 plus TO.

2. trade TO to oakland for jamarcus russell.

3. trade jamarcus russell to cincinatti for carson palmer

4. trade the 22nd pick to the jets for l. coles and next years 1st rounder.

5. trade carson palmer to KC for the fourth overall and next years 1st.

6. draft chris long with the 4th pick.

7. draft antoine cason with the 28th

I'm already confusing myself so I will stop there, but look I got us three first round pickss next year and didn't trade anybody off the roster.

schhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

effort to continue....

trade ronnie brown and a first rounder from next year for tom brady.

trade the other two first rounders for LT.

we win the superbowl dooo dahh doo dahh



The point here is not to debate the picks or trades, Finhopeful and 2413fanphins have it. If you could fix the Phins in one year how would you do it? You don't have to agree or disagree with everyone just do it.

MrTree
02-06-2008, 08:45 AM
this is gonna be good.

1. trade our #1 to dallas for 22 and 28 plus TO.

2. trade TO to oakland for jamarcus russell.

3. trade jamarcus russell to cincinatti for carson palmer

4. trade the 22nd pick to the jets for l. coles and next years 1st rounder.

5. trade carson palmer to KC for the fourth overall and next years 1st.

6. draft chris long with the 4th pick.

7. draft antoine cason with the 28th

I'm already confusing myself so I will stop there, but look I got us three first round pickss next year and didn't trade anybody off the roster.

schhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

effort to continue....

trade ronnie brown and a first rounder from next year for tom brady.

trade the other two first rounders for LT.

we win the superbowl dooo dahh doo dahh


:lol:

The sad thing is this is about as realistic as some of the posts arounds here.....

DaytonaDolFan13
02-06-2008, 11:43 AM
i GOT DUMBER BY READING THIS....

DaytonaDolFan13
02-06-2008, 11:45 AM
How about ROTH + a 2009 3rd = Chad Johnson

I like a trade with Dallas for their top 3 picks plus Carpenter

#22 Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, TSU
#28 Jeff Otah, OT Pitt
#32 Joe Flacco, QB Deleware
#57 Chris Ellis, DE/OLB, Virginia TeCH
#61 DaJuan Morgan, FS, N.C. State
#64 Red Bryant, NT, Texas A&M
#96 John Carlson, TE, Notre Dame
#127 Jonathan Zenon, CB, LSU

chillwill3000
02-06-2008, 03:24 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!

Colt Brennen will not make it in the NFL.

Spegg
02-06-2008, 04:39 PM
If you had a dream free agent signing and draft what would it be? Forget about practical have fun with an outrageous scenario.

1) Trade the number 1 pick to Dallas for Marion Barber and the 22nd and 28th
2) Sign Albert Haynesworth
3) Trade Barber to Cincinnati for Chad Johnson.
4) Draft Andre Woodson with the 22nd pick
5) Drat Limas Sweed with the 28th
6) Sign Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland
7) Pick up Colt Brennan with a second rounder.
8) Sign Ken Hamlin from Dallas.

OK outrageous I know but even sometimes dreams come true ha! Oh P.S. might as well bring Dante back too!

2 QB's?????

MrTree
02-06-2008, 04:43 PM
2 QB's?????


No two draft picks spent on the quarterback position without actually managing to acquire ONE real qb. The Rick Spielman special.

Dolfan_Noles
02-06-2008, 04:57 PM
I love how many people show up to bash and not offer their opinion when someone tries to post a "fun" post as opposed to the 85 posts that all have essentially the same content and arguments like [insert name here]'s 3 round mock draft, who do we take with the number 1 pick, and what possible trade scenarios are available.

All that said, my ideal offseason would be:

-Trade #1 to Atlanta for #3 and DeAngelo Hall. They, in turn, draft Matt Ryan.
-Draft either Dorsey or Long, whichever is left at 3 after SL picks (probably Long).
-Trade the first pick in the third round for Chad Johnson
-Sign Alan Faneca
-Use the 32nd pick for Brian Brohm
-Sign Terrell Suggs (in my scenario, the Ravens don't franchise him)
-Trade a 5 for Jeremy Shockey

Our defense would have needs addressed immediately and we would have two more options in the passing game for Beck and to take some pressure off of Ronnie.

I really think that if we can't get Chad Johnson that we need to do whatever is necessary to bring in Roy Williams and Shaun Rodgers.

finfan54
02-06-2008, 05:54 PM
I dont know about the draft but Alan Faneca is just what the Fins Doctor ordered.

Stitches
02-06-2008, 05:58 PM
I love how many people show up to bash and not offer their opinion when someone tries to post a "fun" post as opposed to the 85 posts that all have essentially the same content and arguments like [insert name here]'s 3 round mock draft, who do we take with the number 1 pick, and what possible trade scenarios are available.

All that said, my ideal offseason would be:

-Trade #1 to Atlanta for #3 and DeAngelo Hall. They, in turn, draft Matt Ryan.
-Draft either Dorsey or Long, whichever is left at 3 after SL picks (probably Long).
-Trade the first pick in the third round for Chad Johnson
-Sign Alan Faneca
-Use the 32nd pick for Brian Brohm
-Sign Terrell Suggs (in my scenario, the Ravens don't franchise him)
-Trade a 5 for Jeremy Shockey

Our defense would have needs addressed immediately and we would have two more options in the passing game for Beck and to take some pressure off of Ronnie.

I really think that if we can't get Chad Johnson that we need to do whatever is necessary to bring in Roy Williams and Shaun Rodgers.

Obviously most of your ideal offseason won't happen, but we don't have a 5th rd pick this year to trade for Schockey, just as an FYI.

NY8123
02-06-2008, 06:17 PM
No two draft picks spent on the quarterback position without actually managing to acquire ONE real qb. The Rick Spielman special.


If I had my way I would sign Culpepper back too. Hell draft a team full of QBs this year. We might just find one that sicks around more than three games. This QB situation reminds me of the running game of the late 80's and 90's, how long does it take to find one!

2413fanphins
02-06-2008, 06:26 PM
so out of the entire thread, a very small handful of people actually had fun with it, and the rest ambushed everybody for the nincompoopedness.... (even though the point was to be fun)

I don't think the thread was entitled as it was so that everybody would come on here and give realistic scenarios.

at any rate, I had fun with mine, and enjoyed some of the other outrageous scenarios.
it was a nice distraction from the real world for a few minutes.

Dolfan_Noles
02-06-2008, 10:00 PM
Obviously most of your ideal offseason won't happen, but we don't have a 5th rd pick this year to trade for Schockey, just as an FYI.

Good call. Didn't do my homework on that one :up:

HybridPHIN 23
02-06-2008, 10:20 PM
We Sign N.Asomugha or A.Samuel, A.Haynesworth, D.Stallworth, Julius Jones, K.Hamlin, K.Dansby and Rex Grossman.
Trade pick aquired from CC trade....plus our 3rd and T.Daniels for Roy Williams and S.Rogers./ Trade a 4th +Chatman for Shockey.
Draft Dorsey, then best DB available at 32.



Grossman/Beck/Lemon?
Ronnie/J.Jones/L.Booker
R.Mauia
Roy Williams/D.Stallworth/Ginn/Booker
Shockey/Martin
Carey
Rookie pick
Satele
Hadnot
Shelton?

S.Rogers/R.Wright
Haynesworth/Solai
Dorsey/Roth?
J.Taylor/A.Wright
Z.Thomas/C.Crowder
J.Porter/K.Dansby
A.Samuel/W.Allen/M.Lehan-rookie
J.Allen/?
Hamlin/R.Hill




I like the 3-4 D-line of Rogers, Haynesworth, and Dorsey.... should all this happen, a garuntee you all we win more then 1 game next year !!!!!!

NY8123
02-08-2008, 03:29 PM
In the .001% chance that if one of these trades/drafts went down it would be the nicest piece of legal theft I would have ever had the pleasure to watch. Yes I started this tread to be a break from repots and rumors that never seem to materialize. Bottom line in May we will either be praising or crucifying Bill for his draft and FA signings. It will either be the second coming of Shula or the second coming of Wannstedt. In between and it doesn’t much matter cause that ain’t cuttin’ it.