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3W
04-03-2008, 10:28 AM
9:00 am- Finfan's mom tried to waken crackridden son from a sound sleep.

10:00am- Finfan's mom tried to waken crackridden son from a sound sleep.

11:00am- Finfan's mom tried to waken crackridden son from a sound sleep.

Noon- Crackridden son gets up because he's thinking about looking for somewheres to work so's he can move cause his ****ing mom keeps bothering him to wake up in the mornings. He realizes that this is crazy talk and falls back to sleep.

12:30pm- Finfan's mom tried to waken crackridden son from a sound sleep.


1:00pm- Crackridden son wakens to the realization that he had best be getting ready to hit the streets of South Florida to dodge bullets and to search for some crack to purchase so's he can deaden the pain of being a Finfan.

2:00pm- Already on a cheap liquor binge and wearing a fur coat he looks for innocent people to kill with a knife just cuz he feels like it.

3:00pm- makes his way home (mom's house) to watch child porn and to masterbate with himself.

3:05pm- Did not get the child porn tape in before he dropped his load.

4:00pm- Naps and dreams of living in a real sportsball town like Buffalo. He also dreams of stealing stuff from Buffalo to bring to South Florida - things like beautiful women, running water, cleaning soap, deoderant, class and dignity-all the things Finfans lack!. Then he dreams of young boys as usual.

5:00pm to 11:00pm- Does nothing but posts his idiocies on the Finfan website.

Midnight- Goes to bed alone as usual.

retired opfinistic
04-03-2008, 10:53 AM
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arsenal
04-03-2008, 06:06 PM
a day in the life of Bills Fans

9am - 12pm : gay orgy
12pm - 3pm : throw feces at one another
3pm - 7pm : play chutes and ladders
7pm - 1am : cry over the existence of scott norwood

retired opfinistic
04-04-2008, 11:53 AM
For the Bills fan it's more like this.

9:15 wake up call at the shelter.
9:25 breakfast of thrift bakery toast and government cheese.
10:00 hit the streets for a day of panhandling.
3:15 get your *** beat by high school kids.
4:30 hop on the bus to get in line for a bed at the shelter.
6:00 Dinner time. Spam and thrift bakery toast...with government cheese of course.
8:00 Lights out.
12:01 raped by the crazy guy in the bunk above you

HaRdKoReXXX
04-04-2008, 11:57 AM
a day in the life of Bills Fans

9am - 12pm : gay orgy
12pm - 3pm : throw feces at one another
3pm - 7pm : play chutes and ladders
7pm - 1am : cry over the existence of scott norwood

:lol:

arsenal
04-04-2008, 12:20 PM
For the Bills fan it's more like this.

9:15 wake up call at the shelter.
9:25 breakfast of thrift bakery toast and government cheese.
10:00 hit the streets for a day of panhandling.
3:15 get your *** beat by high school kids.
4:30 hop on the bus to get in line for a bed at the shelter.
6:00 Dinner time. Spam and thrift bakery toast...with government cheese of course.
8:00 Lights out.
12:01 raped by the crazy guy in the bunk above you

im not sure if its rape when its usually consensual...

and yes my favorite Bills player of all time... good ol' Scott Norwood, a great way to instantly depress or repel Bills fans...
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finsrclowns
04-04-2008, 02:14 PM
Midnight- Goes to bed alone as usual.

1 am- Is awoken to the sound of thunder. Frightened, he crawls into bed with mom only to find her on her knees with a $5 bill on her thigh and a **** in her mouth.:lol:

retired opfinistic
04-04-2008, 02:15 PM
1 am- Is awoken to the sound of thunder. Frightened, he crawls into bed with mom only to find her on her knees with a $5 bill on her thigh and a **** in her mouth.:lol:
Welcome back! :woot:

finsrclowns
04-04-2008, 02:18 PM
Welcome back! :woot:

Thanks. Did you hear the story about Tom Brady impregating Randy Moss?:lol:

retired opfinistic
04-04-2008, 03:03 PM
Thanks. Did you hear the story about Tom Brady impregating Randy Moss?:lol:
:unsure:

Not sure, I vaguely remember something.

finsrclowns
04-04-2008, 03:20 PM
:unsure:

Not sure, I vaguely remember something.

It was big news! The AP picked it up and everything.:lol:

arsenal
04-04-2008, 04:01 PM
It was big news! The AP picked it up and everything.:lol:

the things people in Buffalo think is big news is not always big news... observe exhibit A: http://www.bockscar.de/blog/Bilder/babyburrito.jpg

lol@buffalo fans look like burritos :lol:

finsrclowns
04-04-2008, 04:33 PM
the things people in Buffalo think is big news is not always big news... observe exhibit A: http://www.bockscar.de/blog/Bilder/babyburrito.jpg



Bring back memories of when you crawled out of the can?:lol:

Colorado Dolfan
04-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Bring back memories of when you crawled out of the can?:lol:

Bringing back memories of the last time your boyfriend "crawled" up yours? :err: