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3W
04-04-2008, 02:46 PM
1- Pin the Crime on the Dolphin: Kids line up at the festive booth and try to match a bench warrant to the Miami Dolphin team player in which it was issued for.
2- Bobbing For Air: Kids and Adults love this one. Arms and feet are tied tightly and their bodies are tossed off a peer. This is in honor of all the other bodies that have washed up unidentified on the blood covered shores of Miami.
3- Stab-yatu: Kind of like the Mexican Pinata when the kids use the bat while blindfolded to bust open a paper-marshay animal that is filled with candy. In “Stab-yatu” the kids are bindfolded and gagged, dressed in a fur coat, given a knife and told to try to lash out at the paper-marshay figure of an innocent fan from another team. It is filled with Crack to reward the murder and to deaden the pain of being a finfan.
4- Guess the Deadly Wound: This is taken from the old “Guess Your Weight” game. In this one they have a dead cadaver body on display that is riddled with the typical array of wounds that usually cover a discovered body on any street in Miami. All the contestant needs to do is guess which wound was the deadly wound. Kids love it and it helps them get used to seeing dead bodies if they aren't already used to it by now.
5- Who’s My Daddy: Self explainable game that is played often in South Florida. There are no winners only players in this one.
6- Crack Rock, Rolling Paper, Tweezers: A game that the kids play using their hands similar to Rock, Paper, Scissors, but with an addicts twist. This is usually taught to the kids by an older brother or a juvenile detention guard.
7- Duck, Duck, Cover: Kind of like Duck, Duck, Goose but with live ammo.

:up:

finsrclowns
04-04-2008, 02:48 PM
7- Duck, Duck, Cover: Kind of like Duck, Duck, Goose but with live ammo.

:up:

I thought they cut Trent Green.:lol:

retired opfinistic
04-05-2008, 09:12 AM
Sure beats the games in Buffalo.

1) Poker for food stamps.
2) Guess which Bill collector will call next.
3) Hide and go **** yourself.
4) Donate blood for free juice.
5) Dine and dash.
6) Naked Twister with your sister.

dolfan06
04-06-2008, 10:32 AM
I thought they cut Trent Green.:lol:trent green is in St Louis.

finsrclowns
04-07-2008, 02:45 PM
trent green is in St Louis.

Metal plate intact? Check.

arsenal
04-07-2008, 03:56 PM
Sure beats the games in Buffalo.

1) Poker for food stamps.
2) Guess which Bill collector will call next.
3) Hide and go **** yourself.
4) Donate blood for free juice.
5) Dine and dash.
6) Naked Twister with your sister.

and dont forget other Buffalo Bills fans favorite games like:
- Human Urinal
- Semen taste test challenge
- Hide the sausage in the nearest clown

those bills fans sure have strange views on having a good time...

3W
04-08-2008, 11:50 AM
Equipment required for Arsenal's favorite pasttime.....

1) A Roll of Duct tape
2) A sound proofed cellar
3) A crotchless Bob the Builder outfit with matching highheels
4) Two heavily sedated Cub Scouts

arsenal
04-08-2008, 12:46 PM
Equipment required for Arsenal's favorite pasttime.....

1) A Roll of Duct tape
2) A sound proofed cellar
3) A crotchless Bob the Builder outfit with matching highheels
4) Two heavily sedated Cub Scouts

how'd you know! the game is so much fine... Bill's fans pay me BUNDLES to let them wear that bob the builder outfit and have cub scouts beat them with rolls of duct tape while screaming "wide right, wide right!"

i can retire at 45 with all the money that comes in from you weirdos...

3W
04-08-2008, 12:53 PM
i can retire at 45 with all the money that comes in from you weirdos...

Public assistance has a retirement plan??

arsenal
04-08-2008, 12:55 PM
Public assistance has a retirement plan??

thats what you call that in buffalo? :lol:

3W
04-08-2008, 12:58 PM
thats what you call that in buffalo? :lol:

What do you refer to it as "A Way of Life?":wink:

Finfang
04-08-2008, 01:07 PM
and dont forget other Buffalo Bills fans favorite games like:
- Human Urinal
- Semen taste test challenge
- Hide the sausage in the nearest clown

those bills fans sure have strange views on having a good time...

:lol: Funny as hell!