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dolfan06
01-26-2002, 12:19 PM
they have both playoff games on sunday and not one on saturday! when you get both on one day, usually sunday, they conflict with figure skating and my wife doesn't want me to tie up the TV all day!:rolleyes:

iceblizzard69
01-26-2002, 01:07 PM
Who the hell cares about figure skating.

phinsphan4ever
01-26-2002, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by iceblizzard69
Who the hell cares about figure skating.



My sentiments exactly. Ice skating over football? Not in this lifetime buddy.:lol:

dolfan06
01-26-2002, 01:17 PM
i hate figure skating, the scoring in that sh!t is too political anyway!:rolleyes:

phinsphan4ever
01-26-2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i hate figure skating, the scoring in that sh!t is too political anyway!:rolleyes:



No, I'm not. I don't plan on being married anytime soon either!:eek:

dolfan06
01-26-2002, 01:47 PM
and you don't get those numbers without making some concessions of some type. in otherwords, you can't be a dictator. its a two way street!:D

phinsphan4ever
01-26-2002, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
and you don't get those numbers without making some concessions of some type. in otherwords, you can't be a dictator. its a two way street!:D



Wow, congrats 06. That's something to be proud of. Is it still like it was when you first got married?

dolfan87
01-26-2002, 01:53 PM
Are you kidding me? Womens figure skating rocks!!! If you don't know why, then your obviously not paying attention. lol

They keep the games on the same day 06, so that neither Super Bowl team has an extra day of rest. Got to make it as fair as possibly now.

87

dolfan06
01-26-2002, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by aqua&orange54




Wow, congrats 06. That's something to be proud of. Is it still like it was when you first got married?
i'd be lying if i said it was!:D

dolphan39
01-26-2002, 11:10 PM
sounds like you need 2 TVs - luckily my wife (of 10 years :eek: ) does not watch much TV. :D

dolfan06
01-27-2002, 01:10 AM
we have 5 tv's. but only one with satellite!;)

dolfan25
01-27-2002, 02:31 AM
Just tell her that play time's over and that your the Man and you will control the remote.

I am not married and I am single but if any woman tried to make me watch figure skating during any Sunday while football is on, well let's just say I would change the channel to football and then proceed to ensure that she doesn't get anywhere near the remote.

The only good sport that is judged is boxing. Figure skating will be more important in a month from now. Tell your better half that she can watch the Olympic FS when they come on because Football season will be over anyways.

I would never become violent with a woman but if this happened to me I would go off my rocker. I don't know Dolfan06 if you have a look or you just raise your voice a little bit which ensures that your wife is paying attention but use whatever trick you need to tomorrow. Champ. Sunday is the best football day. Tell her to hold up a piece of tinfoil while watching the other TV and she can act as an antennae and maybe the FS will come in. That's how Al Bundy used to watch TV.

There should be no conflict with your wife about what's on TV tomorrow. The only conflict she should have tomorrow is whether or not she should put your beer in a glass or serve it to you in the bottle or can.

I don't think I'll ever find a wife. I want one that will let me relax and veg on Football Sundays and then once she has finished feeding me and the Fins game is over she should be only too happy to eh how should I put this, take care of my needs. Now that sounds like the perfect Sunday. I think I'll have to order a Russian to get that kind of wife though.

I think a really rich guy should buy an island in the South Pacific somewhere and call it Pornoland. It would be a country where things happened as easily as they do in pornos. I think the best job in Pornoland would be Pizza delivery driver.I'm just rambling. Just the musings of a sexist pig, but hey there aren't enough of us left.

Dolfan984
01-27-2002, 06:11 AM
but how old are you?

sugarcane
01-27-2002, 10:20 AM
Big bummer for you 06!!My husband must be one of the luckier guys because I HAVE to watch football.At this time of the year I am going into DT's and by the time next year rolls I am just waiting for the pre-season,any pre-season game.Watch the one that doesn't conflict with the skating at home and then head to a sports bar to watch the other,good luck man..............:)

iceblizzard69
01-27-2002, 11:06 AM
If it is that big a deal, just watch football on another TV.

dolfan87
01-27-2002, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by dolfan25

I think a really rich guy should buy an island in the South Pacific somewhere and call it Pornoland. It would be a country where things happened as easily as they do in pornos. I think the best job in Pornoland would be Pizza delivery driver.I'm just rambling. Just the musings of a sexist pig, but hey there aren't enough of us left.

I am just wondering if you would live in pornoland 25? And would you be willing to become a homosexual, because I guarentee you that pornoland would be inhabited only be men. :D

06, you should be able to get both playoff games on a regular TV, as they will be on the major networks. Let the wife have the sattelite.

I too watch way to much football, and the wife puts up with me very well...but on the other hand I am not getting enough....ooops, this is again for the lounge. LOLOL

miadphan13
01-30-2002, 08:47 PM
I can't believe I just found this thread. You guys are too damn funny, especially you Dolfan25. Pornoland? :lol: :lol: My problem is I can't find a guy that LOVES football like me. I get those guys that claim they know all about football just to date me and then come to find out they don't know sh!t. Liars suck! :yell: Honestly, I have been looking for over 2 years for a guy that is obsessed with football on Sundays, gets me a beer and satisfies my needs! :lol: :lol: I refuse to get re-married until then! ;) :lol:

ohall
01-30-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by miadphan13
I can't believe I just found this thread. You are guys are too damn funny, especially you Dolfan25. Pornoland? :lol: :lol: My problem is I can't find a guy that LOVES football like me. I get those guys that claim they know all about football just to date me and then come to find out they don't know sh!t. Liars suck! :yell: Honestly, I have been looking for over 2 years for a guy that is obsessed with football on Sundays, gets me a beer and satisfies my needs! :lol: :lol: I refuse to get re-married until then! ;) :lol:

... there's no point in settling for less than you deserve! :)

Oliver...

dolphan39
01-30-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by sugarcane
At this time of the year I am going into DT's that must hurt are you going into Daryl or Tim Bo ;) :p

dolphan39
01-30-2002, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by miadphan13
Honestly, I have been looking for over 2 years for a guy that is obsessed with football on Sundays, gets me a beer and satisfies my needs! :lol: :lol: I refuse to get re-married until then! ;) :lol: what about 2 out of 3 ;) :lol: jk

:lol: :lol:

dolfan06
01-30-2002, 11:24 PM
i just don't really know a whole lot about, or care about the money end of it. getting W's is what i'm into. its hard to root for some guy one year and boo him the next.
i'm sure glad marino retired from the dolphins, i could never get used to him wearing different colors!:D

miadphan13
01-31-2002, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Oliver
... there's no point in settling for less than you deserve! :)
AMEN!! :D

Originally posted by dolphan39
what about 2 out of 3 ;) :lol: jk :lol: :lol:
NO Exceptions! :lol:

ohall
01-31-2002, 03:32 AM
... and please stop reading my mind D-25! :)

Oliver...



Originally posted by dolfan25
Just tell her that play time's over and that your the Man and you will control the remote.

I am not married and I am single but if any woman tried to make me watch figure skating during any Sunday while football is on, well let's just say I would change the channel to football and then proceed to ensure that she doesn't get anywhere near the remote.

The only good sport that is judged is boxing. Figure skating will be more important in a month from now. Tell your better half that she can watch the Olympic FS when they come on because Football season will be over anyways.

I would never become violent with a woman but if this happened to me I would go off my rocker. I don't know Dolfan06 if you have a look or you just raise your voice a little bit which ensures that your wife is paying attention but use whatever trick you need to tomorrow. Champ. Sunday is the best football day. Tell her to hold up a piece of tinfoil while watching the other TV and she can act as an antennae and maybe the FS will come in. That's how Al Bundy used to watch TV.

There should be no conflict with your wife about what's on TV tomorrow. The only conflict she should have tomorrow is whether or not she should put your beer in a glass or serve it to you in the bottle or can.

I don't think I'll ever find a wife. I want one that will let me relax and veg on Football Sundays and then once she has finished feeding me and the Fins game is over she should be only too happy to eh how should I put this, take care of my needs. Now that sounds like the perfect Sunday. I think I'll have to order a Russian to get that kind of wife though.

I think a really rich guy should buy an island in the South Pacific somewhere and call it Pornoland. It would be a country where things happened as easily as they do in pornos. I think the best job in Pornoland would be Pizza delivery driver.I'm just rambling. Just the musings of a sexist pig, but hey there aren't enough of us left.

sugarcane
01-31-2002, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by dolphan39
that must hurt are you going into Daryl or Tim Bo ;) :p



I don't know if I have posted this on this board but


I LOVE DARYL GARDENER



:D :D :D :D

FinaticalOne
01-31-2002, 10:03 AM
You are my dream girl; except for the "go get me a beer" part. We would have to share that duty:lol:;) :lol: ;)

miadphan13
02-01-2002, 01:39 AM
And what is wrong with a guy getting a girl a beer??? :lol: :p


BTW, this thread is so ready for the lounge or maybe the bar. :lol:

dolphan39
02-01-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13
And what is wrong with a guy getting a girl a beer??? :lol: :p if she like watching football, I'll get her a beer and a lazy boy to sit on watch the game :D


BTW, this thread is so ready for the lounge or maybe the bar. :lol: - your wish... ;)

miadphan13
02-03-2002, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by dolphan39
if she like watching football, I'll get her a beer and a lazy boy to sit on watch the game :D

I would prefer to sit on an athletic man rather than a lazy boy but thanks! :lol: :lol: Sorry.......I couldn't resist. I just had to reply to that. :p :lol:

ohall
02-03-2002, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by miadphan13
And what is wrong with a guy getting a girl a beer??? :lol: :p

... so LONG as there is a GOOD TIP waiting for that guy! :)

Oliver...

Scrap
02-07-2002, 01:30 PM
My thoughts exactly 39.
And as for figure skating.:monkey:

I could imagine the tailgate party at one of those.