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Amars
05-02-2008, 07:08 PM
Today's Mexican word of the day is:

Harassment:

The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR *** MENT nothing to me."

guatemalanfan
05-05-2008, 11:22 PM
:lol:

Joker2thief
05-06-2008, 03:38 PM
:lol:

Vertical Limit
05-07-2008, 01:52 PM
:lol: :lol:

dolfan06
05-07-2008, 02:27 PM
Today's Mexican word of the day is:

Harassment:

The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR *** MENT nothing to me."not only is that funny, you're another Laker fan. haven't really talked to one since i left calif, everything here is the friggin spurs or the hornets. been arguing with a Jazz fan on another board, he thinks the jazz are gonna win it all.:rolleyes2:

vmarcilfan75
05-07-2008, 03:54 PM
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:BRIEF
My Homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:SHOULDER
My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder

vmarcilfan75
05-07-2008, 03:59 PM
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:TEXAS
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home, she wants to know where I'm at!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: PEACE & HERPES
Me and my ruca each own a gun. I got mine peace and she got herpes

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:RECTUM
I had 2 nice cars but my wife rectum!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:JUAREZ
One day my vieja slapped me and I said Juarez your problem?"

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
My viejita wanted to learn how 2 drive, I said let me tissue

vmarcilfan75
05-07-2008, 04:02 PM
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:JULY
You told me you were going to tha store and Ju-ly to me! JUL-YER

MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY: PICK,SPAN & LUSH
Yes, I am bilingual, I can pick span lush.Whadu-utank?????

PrepDogg
05-07-2008, 06:33 PM
As a Mexican I am offended by this thread....can you mods please shut it down?

vmarcilfan75
05-07-2008, 06:46 PM
As a Mexican I am offended by this thread....can you mods please shut it down?

youre mexican you have no rights

PrepDogg
05-07-2008, 08:57 PM
you ba$tard

vmarcilfan75
05-07-2008, 11:23 PM
you ba$tard

:sorry:


:bighug:

Amars
05-07-2008, 11:36 PM
July

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

ih8brady
05-08-2008, 02:21 AM
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

dolfan06
05-08-2008, 03:03 AM
:sorry:


:bighug:better watchout, he'll get a gun and choo choo or he'll kick you. he has pointy choose on his feet.:d-day: