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dolfan06
05-22-2008, 03:56 PM
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his
ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty
yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long
it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing
what you have
done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for
the rest of
your life: better still, you won't have any butter for
your toast
for the rest of your life.......

As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for
anything the
rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone !

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the *****willows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love
of God, DON'T SWING !"

Lappy
05-22-2008, 04:08 PM
hahahahahahahha I love that one!

Cuban Dave 9
05-22-2008, 04:13 PM
hahahahahahahha I love that one!
Why don't you build me up

Lappy
05-22-2008, 04:23 PM
Why don't you build me up

cuz you chopped up all those *****willows!

Cuban Dave 9
05-22-2008, 04:27 PM
cuz you chopped up all those *****willows!
Please refer to them as catwillows

Lappy
05-22-2008, 04:31 PM
Please refer to them as catwillows

ok I will but then the joke will suck.....unless you love cats. Which I don't. Cats are the devils pet!

Timmy54
05-22-2008, 04:42 PM
no cat jokes^^^^^

greatwade
05-22-2008, 04:42 PM
can I post meow?

Lappy
05-22-2008, 04:45 PM
you can but take the make up off first.

greatwade
05-22-2008, 04:47 PM
no wade