View Full Version : not so funny joke

05-27-2008, 12:24 PM
I was looking through a local magazine when i saw the following joke.


A little girl who was abused as a child was talking to the judge to find her a home.

Judge: Don't you want to live with your mommy?

Little girl: no my mommy beats me.

Judge: Well, do you want to live with your daddy?

Little girl: no my daddy beats me too.

Judge: well who do you want to live with?

Little girl: I want to live with the Miami dolphins cause they don't beat anybody.


I know that this is an old joke, just have never seen it used with the Dolphins.:boohoo:

05-27-2008, 12:27 PM
Now I know why her parents beat her!

05-27-2008, 12:29 PM

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05-27-2008, 11:26 PM
ha! my dad told me this joke when i was a little kid. he used the dolphins too

05-27-2008, 11:32 PM
yeah i heard this last year.....

what's worse is the Leno jokes that the Phins have ended involved in over the past several seasons.