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Dfootball11
09-06-2008, 10:37 PM
T'was the night before gametime, when all the house
everyone was stirring, even the mouse
The fin jerseys were hung in the closet with care
with names of new players, so jets beware
The fans were already cheering, with beers in their hands
while visions of fin victory danced in their heads
thoughts of brett favre, the new jets quaterback
hitting the ground when he soon gets sacked
and of new big man jenkins gettin trucked by a train
it's the R&R express famous by name
Penny to ginn for a long TD pass
you better watch that kid cuz he sure is fast
but no matter what happens, when its all said and done
it won't really matter because the dolphins will have won
but soon we will all go to sleep, for tomorrow's great sight
THE JETS ARE GOIN DOWN, CUZ WE R THE FINS DAM N RIGHT!! :woot:

Cannonboy
09-06-2008, 10:38 PM
Excellent indeed

Dfootball11
09-06-2008, 10:48 PM
dont know where i got this idea from.. but i was bored and i cant wait for he game tomorrow

huck1974
09-06-2008, 10:49 PM
T'was the night before gametime, when all the house
everyone was stirring, even the mouse
The fin jerseys were hung in the closet with care
with names of new players, so jets beware
The fans were already cheering, with beers in their hands
while visions of fin victory danced in their heads
thoughts of brett favre, the new jets quaterback
hitting the ground when he soon gets sacked
and of new big man jenkins gettin trucked by a train
it's the R&R express famous by name
Penny to ginn for a long TD pass
you better watch that kid cuz he sure is fast
but no matter what happens, when its all said and done
it won't really matter because the dolphins will have won
but soon we will all go to sleep, for tomorrow's great sight
THE JETS ARE GOIN DOWN, CUZ WE R THE FINS DAM N RIGHT!! :woot:

sam I am, green eggs and......well, I need a beer

invertedboarder
09-06-2008, 10:58 PM
thats it, im takin tomorrow off

Dolfan5000
09-06-2008, 11:01 PM
T'was the night before gametime, when all the house
everyone was stirring, even the mouse
The fin jerseys were hung in the closet with care
with names of new players, so jets beware
The fans were already cheering, with beers in their hands
while visions of fin victory danced in their heads
thoughts of brett favre, the new jets quaterback
hitting the ground when he soon gets sacked
and of new big man jenkins gettin trucked by a train
it's the R&R express famous by name
Penny to ginn for a long TD pass
you better watch that kid cuz he sure is fast
but no matter what happens, when its all said and done
it won't really matter because the dolphins will have won
but soon we will all go to sleep, for tomorrow's great sight
THE JETS ARE GOIN DOWN, CUZ WE R THE FINS DAM N RIGHT!! :woot:

Bravo! Maybe you should should consider poetry more often? Haha thanks for the laughs man.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyron
09-06-2008, 11:05 PM
Thank you for that, it gave me a laugh.

ojmcduffy
09-06-2008, 11:11 PM
that may be the greatest poem ever written.

1 dol fan
09-06-2008, 11:22 PM
Screw Miami Dolphins #1!!! lets make this the fight song!

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:22 PM
Hickery Dickery Dock
All the Jets Fans can suck my c*ck
The clock struck one
The game begun
We were ahead with 0 on the clock

1 dol fan
09-06-2008, 11:27 PM
Roses are red,
puke green makes me spew.
The Jets really Suck,
and the Pats and Bills do too.

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:32 PM
Ricky be nimble Ronnie be quick
R&R make Jets fans sick

Pinkboy
09-06-2008, 11:41 PM
I thought this line worked better-

thoughts of Brett Favre, the new jets quarterback
hittin' the ground as we record another sack

;)

1 dol fan
09-06-2008, 11:41 PM
Twinkle Twinkle shooting star,
Ted Ginn's faster than you are.
Henne can throw the ball farther than you fly,
Will Allen could pick you from the sky.
Ricky and Ronnie are more powerful than you.
and Jake Long could pancake you too

Flip Tanneflop
09-06-2008, 11:45 PM
Hickery Dickery Dock
All the Jets Fans can suck my c*ck
The clock struck one
The game begun
We were ahead with 0 on the clock

The OP was great but, this was much better.....I literally....:lol:

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:49 PM
Brett had a little line
with uniforms white as snow
every where that Brett went
The Dolphins were sure to go
Brett dropped back for a pass
Another sack and whistle blow

Flip Tanneflop
09-06-2008, 11:49 PM
Bretty Farvey put off the hall
Bretty Farvey had a great fall
All the Jets trainers and all the Jets men
Couldnt put Bretty back together again

1 dol fan
09-06-2008, 11:52 PM
These are great and should be stored away in a special place. We should have a contest every week for the next opponent! they are great!

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:53 PM
Old Mother Favred
threw into coverage
Out of his own endzone
But he soon discovered
We rolled a safety over
who took the pick all the way home

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:55 PM
Bretty Farvey put off the hall
Bretty Farvey had a great fall
All the Jets trainers and all the Jets men
Couldnt put Bretty back together again

hehe

67Stang
09-06-2008, 11:58 PM
Little Jets Blew
They needed the money

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 12:15 AM
Little Jets Blew
They needed the money

Yea, I was trying to recall the diceman's stuff too. Then I found a site full of all the nursery rhymes, but it was too hard to come up with something. It would be easier to just use the diceman's modifications.......

Big fat Mangini
Stood on the sideline
Calling in ****ty plays
Along came Ricky
Who ran for a TD and said....
HEY! Were goin to the BOWL *****!!

FINOMINAL
09-07-2008, 12:26 AM
Hey kids
Let’s all get together
We’re gonna have a game in some
Hot and steamy weather
We’ll ground their stinkin faces
down into the ground
You’re gonna hear the crowd so loud
that Ike might turn around
Oh Penne Ginn and Ricky
We haven’t seen them yet
Now they’re going to break out
W w w when we kill the jets…
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2008/09/eltonjohnbuddyicon-1.gif

67Stang
09-07-2008, 12:34 AM
Jingle Bells Jet's Fans smell
50 yards away
They show their a$$
and lack of class
and troll here every day

FINOMINAL
09-07-2008, 12:37 AM
knock knock
Who’s there
Brett, Brett, can you hear me?
Brett, Brett…

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 12:38 AM
Jingle Bells Jet's Fans smell
50 yards away
They show their a$$
and lack of class
and troll here every day

:sidelol: I think they show their breasts though. Which kinda isnt a bad deal if you have tickets..:unsure:

67Stang
09-07-2008, 12:40 AM
hehe

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 12:46 AM
Deck the Jets
Linebackers with Ronnie
Fa la la la la, la la, la la (Jets fans really suck and Brett Favre blows)
Football season
will be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la, la la (Jets fans really suck, and Brett Favre blows)
Dawn we now
our phins apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la (Jets fans suck, Brett Favre blows, Chads the man)
trolls leave this board
cause jests are terrible
Fa la la la la, la la, la laaaaaaaaaaa! (Jets fans really suck, and Brett Favre Blowwwwwws)

EDIT: Change the fa la la's to the stuff in () in melody of course! :lol:

Roman529
09-07-2008, 12:47 AM
Poet laureate stuff dude!!!!!

phinfan_1
09-07-2008, 12:49 AM
awesome thread...:lol:

fins99
09-07-2008, 12:57 AM
Great job dudes. You got me even more pumped for tomorrow!


Run Ricky Run!:ricky:

Go Fins!!!:bdh:

wkedklwnz
09-07-2008, 12:59 AM
Jingle Bells Jet's Fans smell
50 yards away
They show their a$$
and lack of class
and troll here every day


truly awesome

miami234ever
09-07-2008, 01:01 AM
12 hours

FINOMINAL
09-07-2008, 01:01 AM
Hush jet babies
Don’t you cry
When your quarterback
Gets a big black eye
When his green jerseys
Covered in orange dirt
Hope you got your money’s worth
Cause now he’s hurt
If that noodle arm
Burns you’re a**
It’ll be so fun having
The last laugh

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 01:03 AM
Hush jet babies
Don’t you cry
When your quarterback
Gets a big black eye
When his green jerseys
Covered in orange dirt
Hope you got your money’s worth
Cause now he’s hurt
If that noodle arm
Burns you’re a**
It’ll be so fun having
The last laugh

:sidelol: Nice one!

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 01:06 AM
hahaha I LOVE IT ALL.. i didnt know i would spur the entire fin nation into rewriting rymes and poems HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES GO FINSSSSSSS

67Stang
09-07-2008, 01:14 AM
Brett Favre the Green Jerseyed Jets qu**r
Had a very bloody nose
and if you ever saw it
You know the Jets line blows
All of the other Jets fans
use to laugh cause all his fame
They never saw Brett Favre
had lost all his game
Then one rainy 1st game eve
The Phin fans came to say
Brett Favre with your eyes so bright
you look like a deer caught in the head lights
Then all the Jets fans Jeered him
The Phins shouted out with glee
Brett Favre the green Jerseyed jet qu**r
Out for the year with aaaaaaa Knee In ju ryyyyyyyyyy....................

phinfan_1
09-07-2008, 01:15 AM
Brett Favre the Green Jerseyed Jets qu**r
Had a very bloody nose
and if you ever saw it
You know the Jets line blows
All of the other Jets fans
use to laugh cause all his fame
They never saw Brett Favre
had lost all his game
Then one rainy 1st game eve
The Phin fans came to say
Brett Favre with your eyes so bright
you look like a deer caught in the head lights
Then all the Jets fans Jeered him
The Phins shouted out with glee
Brett Favre the green Jerseyed jet qu**r
Out for the year with aaaaaaa Knee In ju ryyyyyyyyyy....................

:lol:...good one..:lol:

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 01:16 AM
this def needs to happen before every game!!

FINOMINAL
09-07-2008, 01:21 AM
67Stang-
No, you da man!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2008/09/knee7rm-1.gif

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 01:34 AM
Hush little Favrey, dont you cry
the fins are gonna give you a big black eye
and if that eye was a lil to rough
too bad lil favrey i thought u were tuff

now hush lil favrey, dont shed a tear
im sure the jets will give u another year
but if you dont want that we'd understand
because ud have to face the fins all over again!!:up:

67Stang
09-07-2008, 01:38 AM
A troll a qu**r a Jet fan qu**r
A phin jumping through the sun
Me a fan I call myself
Ginn a long long way to run
Ricky I love to follow Long
D thank you for this thread
That will bring us back to troll

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 01:40 AM
Brett Favre the Green Jerseyed Jets qu**r
Had a very bloody nose (like a lightbulb)
and if you ever saw it
You know the Jets line blows (cause its washed up)
All of the other Jets fans
use to laugh cause all his fame (overrated)
They never saw Brett Favre
had lost all his game (never had one)
Then one rainy 1st game eve
The Phin fans came to say
Brett Favre with your eyes so bright
you look like a deer caught in the head lights (like John Beck)
Then all the Jets fans Jeered him
The Phins shouted out with glee (Run Ricky RUN!!!)
Brett Favre the green Jerseyed jet qu**r
Out for the year with aaaaaaa Knee In ju ryyyyyyyyyy.....(Go train with Daunte)



My edit comes in (). You know how some people sing the little parts after certain lines.

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 01:42 AM
A troll a qu**r a Jet fan qu**r
A phin jumping through the sun
Me a fan I call myself
Ginn a long long way to run
Ricky I love to follow Long
D thank you for this thread
That will bring us back to troll

You guys should name the melody you are making the parody of. Im lost on this one.

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 01:49 AM
You guys should name the melody you are making the parody of. Im lost on this one.

its from "a sound of music"

Doe a deer a female deer
Rae a drop of golden sun
Me a name i call myself
Fa a long long way to run
So a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow so
Ti a drink with german bread
and we start back with doe

67Stang
09-07-2008, 01:49 AM
You guys should name the melody you are making the parody of. Im lost on this one.

It's that Do,Re, Me, Fa, So LA, Te,Do one

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 01:50 AM
My edit comes in (). You know how some people sing the little parts after certain lines.

o and by the way ur roodauf song is the best on here btw hahahahaha i love it

67Stang
09-07-2008, 01:59 AM
Here Comes Ricky Clause Here Comes Ronny Clause
Right Down Jets Throat lane
Jake and Vernon and all the Linemen
Pulling for big gains
Phin fans singing, Jets fans stinging
All is going right
The Jet Fans know that Brett Favre blows
and Chad will win the fight

Dfootball11
09-07-2008, 02:02 AM
Here Comes Ricky Clause Here Comes Ronny Clause
Right Down Jets Throat lane
Jake and Vernon and all the Linemen
Pulling for big gains
Phin fans singing, Jets fans stinging
All is going right
The Jet Fans know that Brett Favre blows
and Chad will win the fight

hahahahahahahahaha yes!!! this thread needs to be published into a nursey fin rhyme book:hi5:

MadDog 88
09-07-2008, 02:06 AM
There once was a man named Favre
without Mangina's balls he'd starve
when he drops back to pass
he'll get knocked on his a$$
and the Phins will make sure that he's scarred (FOR LIFE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO PHINS!!!

67Stang
09-07-2008, 02:14 AM
Dashing through their O
With a line backer blitz delay
down Brett Favre goes
cussing all the way
Favres concussion rings
seeing many bright lights
Oh what fun it is to win this thing
and talk crap all night

JetsFanNY
09-07-2008, 02:16 AM
Twas the night before gametime, when all through the nation
everybody except dolphans agree the fins are an abomination
They picked up a noodle and think hes a savior
Dolphans thinking they're going to win is a strange behavior
Tomorrow after the game this board will be fun
Boy all these Dolphans sure will look dumb
They think they have a shot, eventhough it be long
At the game they'll play that stupid ******g song
So Fin fans you know this to be true
Your team blows chunks
Good Night, and F*** You

MadDog 88
09-07-2008, 02:22 AM
Twas the night before gametime, when all through the nation
everybody except dolphans agree the fins are an abomination
They picked up a noodle and think hes a savior
Dolphans thinking they're going to win is a strange behavior
Tomorrow after the game this board will be fun
Boy all these Dolphans sure will look dumb
They think they have a shot, eventhough it be long
At the game they'll play that stupid ******g song
So Fin fans you know this to be true
Your team blows chunks
Good Night, and F*** You

Hey loser. This one was already used. Can you come up with something on your own??

JetsFanNY
09-07-2008, 02:23 AM
Hey loser. This one was already used. Can you come up with something on your own??

really I searched through the thread and had a hard time finding the same one.

JRRYDAH21
09-07-2008, 02:25 AM
all ill say is lets go fins
we gon take this win
tomrow at 10 ill b drinkn on somer corinis lolol
im tipsy boyyyyyyyyy
fins letsssss gooooooooooo

67Stang
09-07-2008, 02:45 AM
Twas the night before gametime, when all through the nation
everybody except dolphans agree the fins are an abomination
They picked up a noodle and think hes a savior
Dolphans thinking they're going to win is a strange behavior
Tomorrow after the game this board will be fun
Boy all these Dolphans sure will look dumb
They think they have a shot, eventhough it be long
At the game they'll play that stupid ******g song
So Fin fans you know this to be true
Your team blows chunks
Good Night, and F*** You

This little troll went to the male strip club
This little troll stayed home (at Giants stadium)
This little troll likes man beef
This little troll likes dung
This little troll cried waaaa, waaaa, waaaaa all the way home after the butt whooping from the Phins

MadDog 88
09-07-2008, 02:47 AM
This little troll went to the male strip club
This little troll stayed home (at Giants stadium)
This little troll likes man beef
This little troll likes dung
This little troll cried waaaa, waaaa, waaaaa all the way home after the butt whooping from the Phins

:up:

JetsFanNY
09-07-2008, 02:51 AM
This little troll went to the male strip club
This little troll stayed home (at Giants stadium)
This little troll likes man beef
This little troll likes dung
This little troll cried waaaa, waaaa, waaaaa all the way home after the butt whooping from the Phins

That sucked. Congratulations on sucking.;)

67Stang
09-07-2008, 03:31 AM
That sucked. Congratulations on sucking.;)
You would know, you guys are the masters

JetsFanNY
09-07-2008, 03:35 AM
You would know, you guys are the masters

Wow that was a comeback worthy of a 10 year old. You guys sucked more than any other team in the NFL last year...Congrats

Dolfan5000
09-07-2008, 03:55 AM
Wow that was a comeback worthy of a 10 year old. You guys sucked more than any other team in the NFL last year...Congrats
Eat a d*ck. Wakeup and smell the new season punk.

67Stang
09-07-2008, 09:22 AM
Wow that was a comeback worthy of a 10 year old. You guys sucked more than any other team in the NFL last year...Congrats

Well how about this one. You talk about our team last year, when you guys had 4 wins STFU. Your team is in the top 5 worst winning teams in NFL HISTORY, we are at the top. No one in the league respects you, as a matter a fact we pitty you. We make fun of you because your team has absolutely no respect what so ever. Your fans are traditionally known as the most uneducated and having the least class. I can see why you guys are angry because around the league you guys are seen as a big f-ing joke. I tell you what, how about getting more wins than losses. Since the merger you guys have 253 wins and 329 losses LMAO. You clowns are 76 wins below .500. Dude, your team is horrible, has been horrible, and always will be horrible. But you keep on trying to talk smack about a team 102 games OVER .500 and the ONLY team in NFL history that can claim to be perfect. Your arguements, just like your posts and your team have no merit, and quite frankly make people laugh. I would seriously take a look historically how bad you guys suck before going to another teams board and spitting out nonsense.

JetsFanNY
09-07-2008, 09:42 AM
Well how about this one. You talk about our team last year, when you guys had 4 wins STFU. Your team is in the top 5 worst winning teams in NFL HISTORY, we are at the top. No one in the league respects you, as a matter a fact we pitty you. We make fun of you because your team has absolutely no respect what so ever. Your fans are traditionally known as the most uneducated and having the least class. I can see why you guys are angry because around the league you guys are seen as a big f-ing joke. I tell you what, how about getting more wins than losses. Since the merger you guys have 253 wins and 329 losses LMAO. You clowns are 76 wins below .500. Dude, your team is horrible, has been horrible, and always will be horrible. But you keep on trying to talk smack about a team 102 games OVER .500 and the ONLY team in NFL history that can claim to be perfect. Your arguements, just like your posts and your team have no merit, and quite frankly make people laugh. I would seriously take a look historically how bad you guys suck before going to another teams board and spitting out nonsense.

That may be true but the fins still suck...and are going to lose today

Dolfan5000
09-07-2008, 09:45 AM
That may be true but the fins still suck...and are going to lose today
A+ post....















for a retard.

dolphinator86
09-07-2008, 09:46 AM
Very nice man....i am excited no matter what happens to go 1-15 and be the national game on opening day. i am proud of this team and PROUD TO BE A FAN. give them hell today boys

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 10:01 AM
Twas the night before gametime, when all through the nation
everybody except dolphans agree the fins are an abomination
They picked up a noodle and think hes a savior
Dolphans thinking they're going to win is a strange behavior
Tomorrow after the game this board will be fun
Boy all these Dolphans sure will look dumb
They think they have a shot, eventhough it be long
At the game they'll play that stupid ******g song
So Fin fans you know this to be true
Your team blows chunks
Good Night, and F*** You

You know thats actually pretty good. I mean it sucks because its about the phins, but a pretty good effort there. Especially for a Jets fan. I actually laughed when reading this though. But, **** the Jets and their fans...:lol::up:

Nice job bro.

CattailsrEdible
09-07-2008, 10:03 AM
little miss mangini
sat on a weanie
eating brett favres diick
along came a crowder
and sat down beside her
and said fuuuck you
:D

Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2008, 10:13 AM
This old man
He played one
Game for the Jets and knew he was done
Cause a big sack, from the phins, ended his career
This old Jet should have stayed home!

Vaark
09-07-2008, 10:32 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2008/09/2md4h0l-1.jpg
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2008/09/zsvl9k-1.gif

dolpns13
09-07-2008, 10:45 AM
That was awesome!! Why was it moved?