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Mr772
09-08-2008, 10:31 PM
Largest Budget Allocation:
The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:
1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:
1

Key Issues



Health Care (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/healthcare) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Iraq War (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/iraqwar) Just wants to give son the chance to shoot something smaller and more Muslim than the usual moose around their property.
Abortion (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/abortion) Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.
Immigration (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/immigration) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Economy (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/economy) "If running the U.S. economy is anything like running Alaska's, things will be fine once we reduce the number of caribou in the streets."
Climate (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/climate) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Pakistaniran (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/pakistaniran) Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.

jguig
09-08-2008, 10:42 PM
A well thought out argument usually is much better received than venomous simplistic barbs on any given diay.

Blackocrates
09-08-2008, 10:54 PM
A well thought out argument usually is much better received than venomous simplistic barbs on any given diay.

Though not as funny.

jared81
09-08-2008, 11:29 PM
her resume is more impressive then being a muslim,community organizer, and racist. who grew up with a dead beat dad.....in his looooooong stint in the senate he seems to find no time to pass a bill, and would rather write books on how great he thinks he is......two can play that game

poornate
09-08-2008, 11:33 PM
her resume is more impressive then being a muslim,community organizer, and racist. who grew up with a dead beat dad.....in his looooooong stint in the senate he seems to find no time to pass a bill, and would rather write books on how great he thinks he is......two can play that game

Even though one is a post from the Onion... and the other are regressive lies traded by Fox wachers as fact...

Blackocrates
09-09-2008, 12:05 AM
You ruined it Poornate, it was funnier because they didn't know what was going on. Or did they?!

Tetragrammaton
09-09-2008, 12:10 AM
her resume is more impressive then being a muslim,community organizer, and racist.

Calling him a Muslim is both lying AND racist, though.

jared81
09-09-2008, 12:19 AM
Calling him a Muslim is both lying AND racist, though.


oh yeah......so he didnt say in his 1st book that he would "defend his muslim brothers through whatever change"? he even slipped up this weekend with george stephanopolis and admitted he was a muslim, youtube it. you better find out about your own canidate

Tetragrammaton
09-09-2008, 12:24 AM
oh yeah......so he didnt say in his 1st book that he would "defend his muslim brothers through whatever change"? he even slipped up this weekend with george stephanopolis and admitted he was a muslim, youtube it. you better find out about your own canidate

No he didn't say that. Read the book or don't talk about it.

http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2008/02/i-will-stand-wi.html

jared81
09-09-2008, 12:30 AM
No he didn't say that. Read the book or don't talk about it.

http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2008/02/i-will-stand-wi.html

you seem to be defensive in that obama is a muslim, do you have a problem with that? as a liberal, do you care which religon someone is? thats not very "progressive" of you.

ih8brady
09-09-2008, 12:30 AM
oh yeah......so he didnt say in his 1st book that he would "defend his muslim brothers through whatever change"? he even slipped up this weekend with george stephanopolis and admitted he was a muslim, youtube it. you better find out about your own canidate


LMAO!!!! He was dedicating himself to the concept of equality and tolerance; that he would step up for minority groups who are being perscuted. If he said the word brothers, he meant it in the sense that we are all one humanity and that we should have courtesy of Muslims as if they were family. I've heard him refer to our gay brothers and lesbian sisters. What next? Is Barack Obama gay by your spin-jobs?

ih8brady
09-09-2008, 12:31 AM
you seem to be defensive in that obama is a muslim, do you have a problem with that? as a liberal, do you care which religon someone is? thats not very "progressive" of you.

Maybe he, like I, cares about the truth? The truth that Obama is not a muslim?

jared81
09-09-2008, 12:32 AM
LMAO!!!! He was dedicating himself to the concept of equality and tolerance; that he would step up for minority groups who are being perscuted. If he said the word brothers, he meant it in the sense that we are all one humanity and that we should have courtesy of Muslims as if they were family. I've heard him refer to our gay brothers and lesbian sisters. What next? Is Barack Obama gay by your spin-jobs?

and what about his admittance this week with george s????

jared81
09-09-2008, 12:33 AM
Maybe he, like I, cares about the truth? The truth that Obama is not a muslim?


and what would be wrong if he was a muslim??? so intollerent

Tetragrammaton
09-09-2008, 12:34 AM
you seem to be defensive in that obama is a muslim, do you have a problem with that? as a liberal, do you care which religon someone is? thats not very "progressive" of you.

You made the insinuation that something was wrong with being a Muslim, not me. You are acting like a child. Ignore.

ohall
09-09-2008, 12:46 AM
You made the insinuation that something was wrong with being a Muslim, not me. You are acting like a child. Ignore.

Pretty soon the only person you are going to be able to read on this MBoard is the other IND thinker MD.

Enjoy.

ohall
09-09-2008, 12:49 AM
Largest Budget Allocation:
The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:
1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:
1

Key Issues



Health Care (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/healthcare) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Iraq War (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/iraqwar) Just wants to give son the chance to shoot something smaller and more Muslim than the usual moose around their property.
Abortion (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/abortion) Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.
Immigration (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/immigration) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Economy (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/economy) "If running the U.S. economy is anything like running Alaska's, things will be fine once we reduce the number of caribou in the streets."
Climate (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/climate) Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
Pakistaniran (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/pakistaniran) Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.


I hope the left keeps this up. You guys will be lucky to win 15 states if you keep doing this.

ih8brady
09-09-2008, 01:03 AM
I hope the left keeps this up. You guys will be lucky to win 15 states if you keep doing this.


Are you seriously taken the Onion seriously?

ohall
09-09-2008, 01:05 AM
Are you seriously taken the Onion seriously?

I know many on the left do. How else do explain some of the far left rumors the main stream media were reporting about Palin last week?

Blackocrates
09-09-2008, 01:05 AM
Are you seriously taken the Onion seriously?

Yes he is, which makes it so much more enjoyable. :lol:

ohall
09-09-2008, 01:06 AM
Yes he is, which makes it so much more enjoyable. :lol:

I can answer for myself. You're prob a member of the media!

Dolphan7
09-09-2008, 02:39 AM
John McCain
Will not meet with with leaders of unfriendly states, unless it's to give them a head's up that the United States is about to bomb them.


Barack Obama
Guarantees improved relations with Kenya, Indonesia, Hawaii, and Illinois.

:sidelol:

From the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/pakistaniran

Political satire at it's finest.

Dolphan7
09-09-2008, 02:44 AM
Oh these are classic! :sidelol:

On Iraq:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/barackobama)
Barack Obama
Will have American soldiers tell the Iraqi soldiers that they're just going out for some smokes, and then sneak back home to America.




http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/johnmccain)
John McCain
"The United States should no longer act as the world's police but instead as the world's stripper, dressed as the police."

FinFatale
09-09-2008, 12:58 PM
you seem to be defensive in that obama is a muslim, do you have a problem with that? as a liberal, do you care which religon someone is? thats not very "progressive" of you.


How come it's not ok to question someone's religions if they are Muslim or even Jewish.........but it's perfectly fine to go at someone who is a Christian and diss their values????????? I think that is just hypocritical.
If you say someone is a muslim then you are a racist yet people can question Sarah Pallin on her religion all day long??????????
Now before I get bombarded with answers saying Sentaor Obama is not a Muslim , that is a lie....that wasn't my point........my point is IF he was why can't he be questioned??????????

tucker
09-09-2008, 01:00 PM
even if he was a muslim, is that a bad thing?

tucker
09-09-2008, 01:01 PM
I know many on the left do. How else do explain some of the far left rumors the main stream media were reporting about Palin last week?
nobody takes the onion seriously...your not supposed to..and if you do, then your a fool

poornate
09-09-2008, 01:33 PM
How come it's not ok to question someone's religions if they are Muslim or even Jewish.........but it's perfectly fine to go at someone who is a Christian and diss their values????????? I think that is just hypocritical.
If you say someone is a muslim then you are a racist yet people can question Sarah Pallin on her religion all day long??????????
Now before I get bombarded with answers saying Sentaor Obama is not a Muslim , that is a lie....that wasn't my point........my point is IF he was why can't he be questioned??????????

I think it is fine to question anything based in fact. If something has merit go for it. If something is being used as a smear tactic, then it is not okay. As far as Palin is concerned... i have no problem with someone's religion... but think it is fine to question their religion as to it affescting them mentally or their decision making processes. I think that speaking in tongues is wacky...I think end of days stuff is morbid and shortsighted... I think that preaching against Jews is wrong... I wonder about someone who sits through that for 35 years... What does that say about their frame of mind.... What does that say about their belief system and their values...

ohall
09-09-2008, 01:33 PM
nobody takes the onion seriously...your not supposed to..and if you do, then your a fool

As I said many on the left do. Shoot there are ppl out there who make the Daily Show their main source for news per day.

poornate
09-09-2008, 01:34 PM
As I said many on the left do. Shoot there are ppl out there who make the Daily Show their main source for news per day.

...worse yet there are people who do the same with FOX....

ohall
09-09-2008, 01:53 PM
...worse yet there are people who do the same with FOX....

Or those who think FNC is the same as the Daily Show. You made my point.

lol

poornate
09-09-2008, 02:10 PM
Or those who think FNC is the same as the Daily Show. You made my point.

lol

They are both humorous and neither reflects an unbiased presentation of things "related" to the news... so yeah, I guess I did make your point... Fox news and the daily show are pretty similar... Thanks!:up:

ohall
09-09-2008, 02:22 PM
They are both humorous and neither reflects an unbiased presentation of things "related" to the news... so yeah, I guess I did make your point... Fox news and the daily show are pretty similar... Thanks!:up:

You continue to prove my point. So please don't ask me again if ppl will take what the Onion has to say on anything as serious.

tucker
09-09-2008, 07:18 PM
i will not accept that someone would take the onion seriously...just wont..lol

ohall
09-09-2008, 08:00 PM
i will not accept that someone would take the onion seriously...just wont..lol

What about ppl that think the Daily Show is in fact a news show?