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deephin
11-21-2008, 06:44 AM
Was just thinking what are peoples favourite lines from songs or from films???

mine is: "Another day is here and I am still alive, I say these words aloud they speak of the inside, everytime I see you, you just walk away, still the world is turning." it is a line from the subways song i want to hear what u gotta say.

Tetragrammaton
11-21-2008, 09:45 AM
"The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalynn Carter" from the song Tetragrammaton by the Mars Volta.

fatkirstyalley
11-21-2008, 11:05 AM
"Youre pissant soldiers make me laugh, and if Matrix were her ...he'd laugh too". "This soldiers are patriots". Remeber one thing, Matrix and I could kill every single one of them "snap" Just like that." You're not afraid? "of course i am, but I have an advantage...I have his Daughter". Bennett from Commando

JTBRLZ
11-21-2008, 01:56 PM
"The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the **** a quail is!"

BobDole
11-29-2008, 04:50 PM
'Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.' the shawshank redemption.

the rest of the narration in that scene was excellent as well. so many great lines from that movie.

Arsenal WV
11-29-2008, 07:45 PM
"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? no!!! and it's not over now!"

- Bluto Blutarsky aka John Belushi (Animal House)

CedarPhin
11-29-2008, 08:01 PM
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

WVDolphan
11-30-2008, 12:43 AM
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

And we know what you do dont we Charlie. You **** people out of money and get away with it. Listen to me you fat Irish prick. You put my ****ing money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your ****ing brain to sleep.

Think he got the point? :lol:

I knew you would come through with the great **** Cedar.

killakaruchi
11-30-2008, 02:57 AM
movies:the price is wrong b**ch happy gilmore
music: i got stripes a-di-das lil wayne-swagger like us

MarinoEqualsGod
12-08-2008, 10:47 PM
"Hey Farva, what's that restraunt you like with the motzorrella sticks and all that goofy $h!t on the walls?" :D

#1 Fan
12-08-2008, 11:04 PM
"i bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where i come from."

--phife in scenario

GoonBoss
01-21-2009, 12:23 AM
From Blackhawk Down
Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0262125/): You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives.

"Hoot" (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0051509/): Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that **** just goes right out the window.

Durant (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0253035/): Where's the rescue squad?
Shughart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835001/): We're it.

Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0262125/): Do you think if you get General Aidid, we will simply put down our weapons and adopt American democracy? That the killing will stop? We know this. Without victory, there will be no peace. There will always be killing, see? This is how things are in our world.

From Heathers.
Kurt Kelly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272057/): Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000225/): Well, they seem to have an open door policy for *******s though don't they?

J.D. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000225/): This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000213/): All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
Veronica's Dad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0181186/): I don't patronize bunny rabbits.

ih8brady
01-31-2009, 03:13 PM
Some favorites of mine:

Laura (1944)

Waldo Lyndecker: In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.

The Big Sleep (1946)

General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir?
Philip Marlowe: In a glass.

The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Shears: You make me sick with your heroics. There's a stench of death about ya. You carry it in your pack like the plague. Explosives and L pills. They go well together, don't they? And with you, it's just one thing or the other: 'Destroy a bridge or destroy yourself.' This is just a game, this war. You and that Colonel Nicholson, you're two of a kind. Crazy with courage. For what? How to die like a gentleman. How to die by the rules when the only important thing is how to live like a human being.


Jaws (1975)

Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water? Our shark? [singing] Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Blade Runner (1982)

Roy Batty: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

Amadeus (1984)

Father Volger: It makes no difference. All men are equal in God's eyes.
Salieri: Are they? Are they?

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f*cks in the *** on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullsh!t you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to f*ckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f*ckin' surprise.

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Blake:Your name's Levene?
Levene: Yeah.
Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a ******?
Moss: I don't have to listen to this ****.
Blake: You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired.

Thank You for Smoking (2005)

After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students.

LouPhinFan
01-31-2009, 04:00 PM
My favorite western of all time, Once Upon a Time in the West, has some of the best quotes:


Morton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275213/): Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.

Frank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000020/): People scare better when they're dying.



Frank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000020/): How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.



Harmonica (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000314/): The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Cheyenne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001673/): Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Harmonica (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000314/): There were no dollars in them days.
Cheyenne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001673/): But sons of b****es... yeah.



Cheyenne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001673/): You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.



Cheyenne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001673/): Do you know anything about a guy going around playing the harmonica? He's someone you'd remember. Instead of talking, he plays. And when he better play, he talks.

eric1589
01-31-2009, 04:50 PM
this one is from the sopranos.
it is no safe for work because of two curse words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQxuuCt_cLQ

ryanosaur2000
02-23-2009, 11:58 AM
"When the world is too dark, and I need the light inside of me. I'll walk into a bar and drink fifteen pints of beer "

Streams of Whiskey
Shane McGowan (The Pogues)

BARF
02-23-2009, 12:19 PM
how bout cheech in dusk til dawn part 1 when they arrive at the bar that has to be classic ...yellow wussy, brown wussy, if you buy one wussy at regular price you get another wussy of equal value half off...

tylerdolphin
02-23-2009, 12:21 PM
Yippie kie yay mother****er - Bruce Willis

eric1589
02-23-2009, 04:25 PM
thats why they call it a short cut.
if it was easy, it would just be 'the way.'
- road trip

syborg
02-23-2009, 04:41 PM
Stuntman Mike to Pam in the movie 'DeathProof',

Well Pam, which way you going, left or right'?
'Right' she says. .
'Thats too bad'
'Why'?
'Cos it was a 50-50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right, you see we're both going left, you could have just as easily be going left too and if that was the case, it would have been a while before you started getting scared, But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid, you're gonna have to start gettin scared. . . . .immediately'

Brilliant just brilliant. .:rimshot:

CedarPhin
02-23-2009, 05:10 PM
My favorite one from anything is:

"I shall be victorious, even in death"

Was on some statue I saw in Cyprus. Thought it was awesome.

BrewMan13
02-23-2009, 05:18 PM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." from Gladiator

syborg
02-23-2009, 05:22 PM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." from Gladiator


Oh yes. . what a speech. . loved that one. .

BobDole
02-25-2009, 01:05 AM
how bout cheech in dusk til dawn part 1 when they arrive at the bar that has to be classic ...yellow wussy, brown wussy, if you buy one wussy at regular price you get another wussy of equal value half off...

if you can find wussy for less than a penny ... fugg it.

BARF
02-25-2009, 01:09 AM
hot route, red seven-vince vaughn wedding crashers

BARF
02-25-2009, 01:10 AM
i see your schwartz is as big as mine-spaceballs

BARF
02-25-2009, 01:12 AM
that's a huge witch from duce bigelow

GoonBoss
03-16-2009, 10:16 AM
I don't wear no Stetson
But I'm willin to bet son
That I'm a big a
Texan as you are
'Cause
There's a girl in her barefeet
'Sleep on the back seat
An that trunk is
full of Pearl beer and
Lone Star

-Robert Earl Keen "Amarillo Highway"

GoonBoss
03-21-2009, 01:28 AM
I forgot to include my favorite lyric.,.......


"What's some blood between some friends boy"

Mondolux.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI-zN9qShMI

I had no idea Fin Fang was in this band.

BobDole
03-21-2009, 03:06 AM
i had a wonderful girlfriend linda. together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. it seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: necronomiconexmortis. the book of the dead. bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. the book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil. it took linda. then it came after me. it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

poornate
03-21-2009, 10:01 AM
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

LouPhinFan
03-21-2009, 10:54 AM
Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!

Bumpus
03-21-2009, 11:24 AM
"So you're ... part eggplant."

That scene with Walken & Hopper might just be my favorite scene in any movie. Absolute classic, Nate. Great call.

poornate
03-21-2009, 01:44 PM
"So you're ... part eggplant."

That scene with Walken & Hopper might just be my favorite scene in any movie. Absolute classic, Nate. Great call.

I put up the most appropriate part... :lol:

Locke
03-21-2009, 02:06 PM
Grandma's Boy.

"I hate your face" in that funny robot voice.

That movie is ridiculous and stupid, but hilarious. That line makes me laugh every time I watch it....

ih8brady
03-21-2009, 02:08 PM
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.


Decent movie, great scene. Walken can do no wrong.

BobDole
03-21-2009, 02:27 PM
Grandma's Boy.

"I hate your face" in that funny robot voice.

That movie is ridiculous and stupid, but hilarious. That line makes me laugh every time I watch it....

dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. but banging your grandmother and her roommates? that's like... legendary. :lol:

poornate
03-21-2009, 02:32 PM
Decent movie, great scene. Walken can do no wrong.

I agree with the assessment above... except for the part that says Walken can do no wrong.... i remember him raping Henry Rollins over the back of a sofa in a film.... that was wrong... really wrong...

Locke
03-21-2009, 02:43 PM
dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. but banging your grandmother and her roommates? that's like... legendary. :lol:

:lol:

Awesome movie...

ih8brady
03-21-2009, 02:53 PM
I agree with the assessment above... except for the part that says Walken can do no wrong.... i remember him raping Henry Rollins over the back of a sofa in a film.... that was wrong... really wrong...


Christopher Walken raping Henry Rollins?:confused: :err::foundout: wtf? what film was that in? Even still, nothing can take away Walken although that is really freaky.

playmaker1
03-21-2009, 03:08 PM
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" - Meet the Parents :chuckle:

BobDole
03-21-2009, 06:42 PM
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" - Meet the Parents :chuckle:

sniffin my boxer's dude?

Bumpus
03-22-2009, 05:49 PM
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masterbate caged animals for artifical insemination."
- Clerks

Bumpus
03-22-2009, 07:00 PM
"You just listen to the Pork Chop Express, and take his advice on a dark and stormy night, allright. When some wild-eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and he asks you if you've paid your dues ... Well, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that ... Have you paid your dues, Jack? ... Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China

playmaker1
03-23-2009, 12:26 AM
"You just listen to the Pork Chop Express, and take his advice on a dark and stormy night, allright. When some wild-eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and he asks you if you've paid your dues ... Well, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that ... Have you paid your dues, Jack? ... Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China

Great movie!

BLITZKRIEG
03-25-2009, 01:46 PM
"He musta said somethin'...."

Sawshank

IN TUNA WE TRUST...

BLITZKRIEG
03-25-2009, 02:09 PM
"Man looks into the abyss, he doesn't see anything looking back at him. At that moment he finds his character, and that's what keeps him out of the abyss...."

- WALL STREET

IN TUNA WE TRUST....

PhinzN703
03-25-2009, 03:12 PM
Back to the Future:

"Hey, what the hell is this? Why are you wearing a tie Dave? I always wear a tie to the office Marty."

"Make a like a tree and get outta here"

"1.21 jiggawatts!!!!!!!" "What the hell is a jiggawatt!?"

The Big Lebowski

"Wait wait, let me explain something to you. Uh I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm the dude. So thats what you call me, you know, uh that, or uh, his dudeness, or uh duder, or uh y'know el duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing"

"You can only imagine how the movie finishes". "He fixes the cable?"

"You're being very Un-Dude."

playmaker1
03-25-2009, 07:49 PM
Any line from The Big Lebowski is amazing. My all time favorite movie.

Bumpus
03-26-2009, 04:44 AM
"HE REALLY HATES THESE CANS!!!"

- Steve Martin, The Jerk

JCane
03-26-2009, 04:50 AM
I could go on and on and on with quotes from Hot Rod.

I'm freakin' pumped! I been drinking Green Tea all Goddamn day! You're gonna bring the demons out of me!! I go to Church every Goddamn Sunday! This my hat now! This totally my hat!

Life is short—stunt it!

Did you reinforce the take-off ramp? No. We didn't have time.

Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave? I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass.

Hoooobastank.

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 04:52 AM
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

JCane
03-26-2009, 05:05 AM
Obviously Samuel L. Jackson quoting Leviticus in Pulp Fiction is a great one.

Brad Pitt's speech in Fight Club is my all-time favorite.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:19 AM
The Pulp Fiction scene where they go to the kid's apartment is probably my favorite part of that movie.

"Yo, Flock of Seagulls", and then the part where he talks about the Hawaiian Burger..cracks me up every time.

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:20 AM
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

JCane
03-26-2009, 06:22 AM
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

You could go on and on with quotes from this movie as well lol.

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:31 AM
No kidding. That movie was a classic.

I'd put the winners speech from Boiler Room, but I can't find it.

d-day
03-26-2009, 06:33 AM
lip balm?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/3a_053LipBalm-1.jpg

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:36 AM
I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our god damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:40 AM
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

CedarPhin
03-26-2009, 06:43 AM
Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.

What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my *** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
^^^
You could quote this movie all day long.

Finfang
03-28-2009, 06:29 PM
I forgot to include my favorite lyric.,.......


"What's some blood between some friends boy"

Mondolux.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI-zN9qShMI

I had no idea Fin Fang was in this band.

"Rolled any fat ones lately? We can fit four or five in the back and take a trip to god knows where boy!"

And yes Goon that was my band!

Bumpus
03-29-2009, 04:44 AM
"I'm a karate man. Karate men bleed on the inside. They don't show they weakness."
"It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, this close to thanksgiving!"
"YEAH!"

Trading Places

Bumpus
03-29-2009, 04:49 AM
"Surely, you can't be serious?"
"Of course I'm serious ... And stop calling me Shirley."


"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."


"... & that's when my drinking problem began." [Splash]

Airplane!

Bumpus
03-29-2009, 04:54 AM
"What is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

Conan the Barbarian

poornate
03-29-2009, 04:51 PM
"We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us." - Romper Stomper

finataxia24
03-29-2009, 07:30 PM
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491402/): [about B.O.B] As you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/): Turns out, you don't need one.

maralieus
03-29-2009, 08:52 PM
"i bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where i come from."

--phife in scenario

Bust off on your couch now you got seimens furniture.
--Phife dawg in Electric Relaxation.

ih8brady
03-30-2009, 04:41 PM
In honour of Mr. Kubrick:


HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?




President Merkin Muffley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler.
General "Buck" Turgidson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001715/): Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American People than with your image in the history books.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/):
Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh!t, twinkle-toed c*cksucka down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it. Out-f*cking-standing! I will PT you all until you f*cking die! I'll PT you until your @ssholes are sucking buttermilk!


Spartacus: And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Bumpus
03-30-2009, 08:03 PM
Alex:
"And wots so stinking about it?!?"


"We came across Billy-Boy and his four druugs (sp?) performing a bit of the old 'in-out, in-out' on a weepy young chick they had there."

"Come and get one in the yarbols! If ye have any yarbols ..."


Clockwork Orange

Vaark
04-01-2009, 06:36 PM
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

Harriet Johnson:
WE THE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately! The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading azzwhole in the state!

Hedley Lamarr: Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.

from the all time most hilarious movie: Blazing Saddles

Bumpus
04-02-2009, 07:09 AM
:lol:
"Candy-Gram for Mongo."

Arsenal WV
04-02-2009, 07:32 AM
Movie quote:
1)Oh, you foolish, foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I’ve seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah, it was called the eighties. Ford was president, Nixon was in the white house, and FDR was runnin’ this country into the ground. I was bummin’ in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts makin’ so-called improvements, right? Well, ‘fore we knew what hit us, the streets are runnin’ with latte. #2)NO! #1)Yep. It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor’s son to a gentleman’s duel was uncouth, against God.

Out Cold

Music:

If I turn into another
Dig me up from under what is covering
The better part of me
Sing this song
Remind me that we'll always have each other
When everything else is gone.

Dig - Incubus

Bumpus
04-04-2009, 06:49 PM
"Just cause we're holdin' hands, don't mean we're gonna be swappin' spit in the showers in the wee hours of the morning."
- Gunny Highway
Heartbreak Ridge

Bumpus
04-04-2009, 11:50 PM
"Hey everybody! We're gonna get laid!!!"

-Rodney Dangerfield

"Pool & a pond, pond & a pool...
Pond would be good for you."

-Ty Webb

Caddyshack

Fin_Frenzy_84
04-04-2009, 11:53 PM
Scarface- I always tell the truth even when im lying

BARF
04-05-2009, 07:43 AM
do not know if it has been said but here goes,
nate dogg, smack that, " i get more *** than a toilet seat."

tylerdolphin
04-06-2009, 04:59 PM
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison

GCD960
04-07-2009, 09:02 PM
So Many:

o We can put in queens the night of the robbery....

REALLY???? I i live in queens, what you do have, a bunch of monkeys working here - USUAL SUSPECTS

o a line of blue jeans, with my name on the back of chicks a@@'s - SCARFACE

o i rock valore suits, flavor like mixed friut - PRODIGY

o i went from ashy to classy BIGGY

o sunshine plays a major part in the daytime RAEKWON

o You gotta stay loose meng, were stayin loose up here,... Miami beach meng - SCARFACE

o oookkk oookkk, jew got me.... i was in a camp one time - SCARFACE

o with the 7... 7-11 - ICE CUBE

o its a stick up, throw your legs up - RAEKWON


ill be back with some more

BobDole
04-08-2009, 02:18 PM
So Many:

o We can put in queens the night of the robbery....

REALLY???? I i live in queens, what you do have, a bunch of monkeys working here - USUAL SUSPECTS

o a line of blue jeans, with my name on the back of chicks a@@'s - SCARFACE

o i rock valore suits, flavor like mixed friut - PRODIGY

o i went from ashy to classy BIGGY

o sunshine plays a major part in the daytime RAEKWON

o You gotta stay loose meng, were stayin loose up here,... Miami beach meng - SCARFACE

o oookkk oookkk, jew got me.... i was in a camp one time - SCARFACE

o with the 7... 7-11 - ICE CUBE

o its a stick up, throw your legs up - RAEKWON


ill be back with some more


the usual suspects one is great but you messed it up a little bit.

'really? i live in queens. did you put that together yourself, einstein? what, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?'

BobDole
04-08-2009, 04:26 PM
- you hit that guy.

- he shouldn't have been standing there.

happy gilmore

they can suck my pathetic little dick, and i'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat *******s can get a taste of home while they're at it.

boondock saints

what's wrong with me. seriously, what happened?

high fidelity

1 dol fan
04-09-2009, 11:21 PM
Jefferson's Brother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0204115/): My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000576/): Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0204115/): My brother's gonna ****!
Jeff Spicoli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000576/): Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0204115/): First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000576/): Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

-Fast Times at Ridgemont High

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Ef58n-dZA&feature=related

Arthur: Are you somebodies father?
Drunk guy: No! Ima drunk.
Arthur: Right... right.

I also love the way this guy says "Oh my god"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk


"Because we know, when we add up all those inches THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE ****ING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNING AND LOSING... BETWEEN LIVING AND DIEING!"
-Any Given Sunday

Mazinator1027
04-10-2009, 05:04 PM
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle." from the song "Frantic" by Metallica.

jared81
04-12-2009, 02:05 PM
"whats brett favre doin here", "im in town to play the dolphins ya *******"-theres something about mary

ih8brady
04-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Not so much the line, but Mr. Oldman's delivery of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opObtPjj7Jk

SwimminInIndy
05-04-2009, 08:31 PM
Some of my favorites from the best movie villian of all time...

The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0843775/): That's nice.
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0843775/): I'm a twenty-year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0843775/): And you've killed six of my friends.
[Joker, pretending amazement, mouths "six?"]

The Chechen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0182662/): What do you propose?
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[mobsters laugh]

Gambol (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0925227/): [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): [to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...
[breaks pool cue over knee]
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): Tryouts.
[throws broken pool cue at the thugs]
The Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/): Make it fast.

SwimminInIndy
05-04-2009, 08:45 PM
The 2nd best villian? Shooter McGavin!

Shooter McGavin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001520/): Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!

Shooter: "Here's a free lesson"..."Let me show you how we do it in the pros"

zackmandude63
05-08-2009, 08:22 AM
"you know my parakeet, petie? he's dead!"
"man i'm sorry. what happened?"
"his head fell off!"
"His head fell off?!"
"yeah, he was pretty old."
"ugh...i've had it with this dump! we have no food, we have no jobs, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"I got frosted like a cake!"
- Zack and Miri

"Forecast for today is dark and cloudy, with chance of a drive by"
- 40 year Old Virgin

"I am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it"
- Half Baked

"Mom the meatloaf!!!! ****!!"
- Wedding Crashers

"Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD it with these mothafukin snakes, on this mothafukin plane!"
- Snakes on a PLane

"HEY BABY!! EVER HAVE YOUR A$$HOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!!!"

"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us"
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"One Semester we took Criminology. What are we training to be, Batman?"
- Clerks 2

"You Rise, You Fall, Your Down then you rise again. What Don't kill you makes you more strong"
- Broken, Beat and Scarred by Metallica

The_Dark_Knight
05-09-2009, 05:00 AM
From his opening speech in the movie Patton

The billious b@stards who write about that crap in the Saturday Evening Post know as much as real fighting as they do fornicating.

I don't want to receive any reports that we are holding our postion...we aren't holding on to anything but the enemy, we're gonna hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ***

Many years from now, when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do during the Great World War II..well...you won't have to cough and say I shoveled **** in Louisiana...