View Full Version : Amatuer Super Heroes

12-30-2008, 05:17 AM
Apparently the United States is seeing a surge in amatuer super heroes. I want to laugh so hard at this lol. What a bunch of goobers. Apparently there's a bunch of these jokers all over the country in major cities.

For Mr Invisible, the first and last blow to his burgeoning career as a superhero was an unexpected punch that flattened his nose.

“After months of designing my costume, getting my street moves just right, it was my first week out as a Real Life Superhero – and probably my last. This tiny, tiny girl did not like me trying to calm down her screaming boyfriend. She blindsided me, I’m still bruised. It’s dangerous out there,” said the deflated would-be crime fighter last week.

Mr Invisible is cheered that at least his grey one-piece “invisibility suit” works, proven when a drunk urinated on him in an alley. But he is weary of lurking in dark, down-town Los Angeles after dark.

The 29-year-old graduate is “refocusing” on his day job as an insurance salesman. His farewell appearance will be at a New Year’s Eve party.



12-30-2008, 12:17 PM
They call me "Cake Woman"