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Ima_Cowboy
01-23-2009, 07:37 PM
Submit your best pick up lines

heres one: "lets do dinner and a movie; ill eat dinner then well make a movie...

CaliSDFin
01-23-2009, 11:08 PM
"Wanna get a pizza and ****? No, well then we will just get some chicken!"

BobDole
01-24-2009, 01:28 AM
my favorite was always can i buy you a drink or do you just want the cash. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ima_Cowboy
01-25-2009, 10:01 PM
I work at subway, want a 5 $ footlong?

GoonBoss
01-25-2009, 10:05 PM
I'm extremely wealthy.

Perfect23
01-25-2009, 11:21 PM
you know you look kind of familiar you look kind of like my next girlfriend.

fatkirstyalley
01-28-2009, 10:56 AM
I have a large johnson and lots of money.

Farmer
01-28-2009, 11:27 AM
I may not be the best looking guy in here but im the only one talking to you

You may not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away.

Dolphins7273
01-28-2009, 12:11 PM
Shall we **** at your place or mine?

Bumpus
01-28-2009, 12:43 PM
"Ever seen a crisp $50 bill?"
:lol:
- Ty Webb, Caddyshack

Perfect23
01-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see my self in them.

Farmer
01-28-2009, 01:54 PM
Be original..say yes

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

fatkirstyalley
01-28-2009, 03:25 PM
Would you like to make 14 dollars....the "hard way"

Bumpus
01-28-2009, 04:15 PM
Oooh ... I bet you were really something before electricity.
:lol:

fatkirstyalley
01-28-2009, 05:17 PM
My pick up lines always start and stop with..."are you wearing spacepants"?