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Dolphins7273
03-08-2009, 01:25 AM
Have you ever hooked up, or almost hooked up, with a girl that had the following: Smelly vagina, herpes infested vagina, a vagina that was too wide, a vagina that looked odd, or simply one that was too bushy?

Share your traumatic experiences.

Gonzo
03-08-2009, 01:34 AM
This is why I don't hang out with d-day in real life. That and the miles.

Arsenal WV
03-08-2009, 02:00 AM
I had a girl one time that made a crazy design out of her bush hair

It was weird to say the least, but it was enjoyable

CedarPhin
03-08-2009, 02:05 AM
I knew one with two.

Dolphins7273
03-08-2009, 02:07 AM
I knew one with two.

Did she go swimming near a nuclear plant?

CedarPhin
03-08-2009, 02:08 AM
Had a twin that never fully separated or some ****.

SpurzN703
03-08-2009, 11:39 AM
No stories really but I have a major jones for broads that have a hot looking landing strip and a tight stomach.

Mmmmmmm, the single days were kind to me....

SpurzN703
03-08-2009, 11:40 AM
I knew one with two.

No Cedar, that one was her anus :lol:

playmaker1
03-08-2009, 02:39 PM
:lol2:

Perfect23
03-08-2009, 03:12 PM
This thread reminds me of a question I was asked one time would you rather have a girl fart in your mouth or quef in your mouth.:chuckle:

SpurzN703
03-08-2009, 08:05 PM
This thread reminds me of a question I was asked one time would you rather have a girl fart in your mouth or quef in your mouth.:chuckle:

What the hell kind of question is that? :lol:

Oh BTW, quef all the way

Dolfan3773
03-08-2009, 11:57 PM
Had a twin that never fully separated or some ****.

:lol:...wierd

1 dol fan
03-09-2009, 12:00 AM
I have a feeling this thread will be closed much too soon...

Dolphins7273
03-09-2009, 01:07 AM
I have a feeling this thread will be closed much too soon...

Then I'll just reopen it. :que: j/k I won't let it get out of hand... I swear!

TakeOne
03-09-2009, 10:08 AM
Then I'll just reopen it. :que: j/k I won't let it get out of hand... I swear!

That's what she said!

PassRush
03-09-2009, 12:57 PM
One time I did not realize until the morning that she had a beard.

eger
03-09-2009, 01:00 PM
When I was younger women always smelled. As I got older I never really met any women that smell. But you have to remember where you are sticking your face, my fiance knows to take a shower before I go down.

Hairy, nope all women I have been with shave it except 2, which coincidentally were the ones who smelled.

Ugly vajajay? Nah, nver and personally the more hanging the better.

Wide, yes an ex in 11th grade who I put 7 fingers in.

SpurzN703
03-09-2009, 01:13 PM
When I was younger women always smelled. As I got older I never really met any women that smell. But you have to remember where you are sticking your face, my fiance knows to take a shower before I go down.

Hairy, nope all women I have been with shave it except 2, which coincidentally were the ones who smelled.

Ugly vajajay? Nah, nver and personally the more hanging the better.

Wide, yes an ex in 11th grade who I put 7 fingers in.

:crazy:

Noodle Arm
03-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Hmm I never had a really bad experience, but I was with a girl who had a rather "fleshy" ****. Like the outer lips were quite large and stuck out A LOT. When ever she said "go down on me" I'd shudder a little bit because it was like making out with Mick Jagger.

dreday
03-09-2009, 10:16 PM
These two girls had some spectacular bushes....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/r7nh3a-1.jpg

Hers was creamy and extremely curly...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/20kodv9-1.jpg

Jet black and shiny...Was delicious!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/15rk47k-1.jpg

Had the coochie stubble.....Mmmm memories.Very tite!And could use her muscles to squeeze.I was quite emotional.One of Burmas finest!


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/2m7esky-1.jpg

Not a bad vag...I bet it would rip the average dudes forearm off though.Well kept.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/2ajw087-1.jpg

One of the wettest evar!Thing was like a geyser!Had a bikini trail.Sweet honey pot it was....

dreday
03-09-2009, 10:27 PM
:caulksmen::dj2:


This thread is worth less without pics!!!

1 dol fan
03-09-2009, 10:37 PM
And the lord said...

:caulksmen::dj2:


This thread is worth less without pics!!!

AAAMEN

BobDole
03-10-2009, 02:32 AM
:caulksmen::dj2:


This thread is worth less without pics!!!

dude, if i had awesome 80's pics like those all i would do is post them. no words. just me in hammer pants.

SpurzN703
03-10-2009, 09:48 AM
:caulksmen::dj2:


This thread is worth less without pics!!!

Who has time to take pics with these broads? It was all about the sex back then, not Kodak moments :d-day:

dreday
03-10-2009, 11:41 AM
Who has time to take pics with these broads? It was all about the sex back then, not Kodak moments :d-day:

No pics=It didn't happen.:up:

dreday
03-10-2009, 11:43 AM
dude, if i had awesome 80's pics like those all i would do is post them. no words. just me in hammer pants.

And you think HE wasn't pimpin....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/2i7o5xl-1.jpg

:chuckle:

BobDole
03-10-2009, 01:24 PM
love the easter sunday player attire - looks like someone was destined to pimp.

eger
03-10-2009, 02:49 PM
Bush, yuck!!! Bush captures the smell of urine.

Dolphins7273
03-10-2009, 03:39 PM
Bush, yuck!!! Bush captures the smell of urine.

R. Kelly must love it then.

eger
03-10-2009, 05:20 PM
R. Kelly must love it then.

:lol2:

dreday
03-10-2009, 07:35 PM
Bush, yuck!!! Bush captures the smell of urine.

It does?:boohoo:I suppose if a lady doesn't wash or douche..What kind of women you been bangin' homie?

eger
03-11-2009, 03:59 PM
It does?:boohoo:I suppose if a lady doesn't wash or douche..What kind of women you been bangin' homie?

The hairless variety. :lol:

SpurzN703
03-12-2009, 09:42 AM
No pics=It didn't happen.:up:

How do we know anything happened? All of your pics are you stalking a few chicks :chuckle:

Spray Mucus
03-12-2009, 10:51 AM
there is no such thing as a bad vagina.

dreday
03-17-2009, 07:32 PM
How do we know anything happened? All of your pics are you stalking a few chicks :chuckle:

Lol explain how I'm "stalking" anybody.Good luck holmes.:DLook if you don't have pics,thats cool..I'm still just going to assume you're lying on your dick.Its all good.:chuckle:


there is no such thing as a bad vagina.

No story Spray?No stinky coochies?

Gonzo
03-17-2009, 09:38 PM
there is no such thing as a bad vagina.
Apparently you don't watch Real World.


GDI Spray, where the **** have you been?