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Samphin
03-10-2009, 08:11 PM
To be born with one eye? or three?

discuss.

Also, would it be better to be three degrees warmer than normal? Or three degrees colder than normal?

Also discuss.

KnifeOfTheDead
03-10-2009, 08:38 PM
i would say 3. just always thought it would be nifty to have a 3rd perspective on things.

i definately say 3 degrees above the norm. right now. it's about 25 degrees with a mix of freezing rain and snow right now. really sucks

Dolfan3773
03-10-2009, 09:07 PM
I have 3 eyes...:chuckle:

Samphin
03-10-2009, 11:30 PM
I have 3 eyes...:chuckle:

Okay, which is worse, coming up with a tired, lame joke? Or actually thinking that said joke is witty and clever?

discuss.

Dolfan3773
03-10-2009, 11:39 PM
did i say it was clever? no it was just a stupid joke that i just laughed at while posting...sorry that a little childish humor threw you off

#1dolphinsfan
03-11-2009, 12:17 AM
if i was to have one i wouldnt want it in the middle of my face i would have to say blind

Dolphan7
03-11-2009, 01:21 AM
Must be the off season.

Dolphins7273
03-11-2009, 01:39 AM
One eye would just make me a poor guy with crappy vision, three eyes would give me spectacular vision and probably help me make a lot of money as a freak.

Samphin
03-11-2009, 01:41 AM
Okay an extra caveat to this.

You either have one eye in the middle of your forehead, or a third eye that you cannot see out of and can't be removed that is on the tip of your knows. Fully functioning eye in that it blinks, tears, gets eye boogers etc. You just can't see out of it.

Which do you choose?

CalDolFan1014
03-11-2009, 03:25 AM
Ask Mr Frog.








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Samphin
03-11-2009, 08:42 AM
Ask Mr Frog.








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Kind sir, you have won the internets...

syborg
03-11-2009, 08:47 AM
Ok how would you rather your 'old man' was tortured. . using a carpenters plain across the tip or a 6 inch nail being hammered into that (lame joke. . see above) third eye.

Discuss. .

Samphin
03-11-2009, 08:50 AM
Ok how would you rather your 'old man' was tortured. . using a carpenters plain across the tip or a 6 inch nail being hammered into that (lame joke. . see above) third eye.

Discuss. .

Easy one for me. I am pretty sure I have a use for the third eye. Carpenter's plain ftw.

PhinzN703
03-11-2009, 09:27 AM
Okay an extra caveat to this.

You either have one eye in the middle of your forehead, or a third eye that you cannot see out of and can't be removed that is on the tip of your knows. Fully functioning eye in that it blinks, tears, gets eye boogers etc. You just can't see out of it.

Which do you choose?

Tip of your knows? WTF does that even mean? :chuckle:

Samphin
03-11-2009, 07:45 PM
Tip of your knows? WTF does that even mean? :chuckle:


It means I have a learning disability. Thanks for pointing it out to everyone! :boohoo:


:d-day:

wait, d-day got his own smiley? pfffft. Where's the one of a drunk Indian (Native American for you pansys out there) falling down and pissing himself? Can we make that happen and call it :samphin: ?

Dolphan7
03-12-2009, 12:59 AM
Hey what if that third eye was right outside your anus and you could literally watch yourself crap.

Would you have it surgically removed?

Discuss....

Samphin
03-12-2009, 01:24 AM
Hey what if that third eye was right outside your anus and you could literally watch yourself crap.

Would you have it surgically removed?

Discuss....

Removed?

Are you kidding? I would never leave the house...

TakeOne
03-13-2009, 01:58 PM
Hey what if that third eye was right outside your anus and you could literally watch yourself crap.

Would you have it surgically removed?

Discuss....

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PhinzN703
03-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Hey what if that third eye was right outside your anus and you could literally watch yourself crap.

Would you have it surgically removed?

Discuss....

Consider me scarred for all eternity

BobDole
03-13-2009, 02:43 PM
Removed?

Are you kidding? I would never leave the house...

in the spirit of this thread, which is worse?

want to come out tonight man?

naw, can't tonight. gotta stay home and watch myself crap.

oh. that's cool. good luck with ... all that.

or (courtesy of dave chappelle)

want to come out tonight man?

'naw man i'm cool. i'm gonna stay home dog ... chill with my monkey. you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my **** without pee on it?' you want?

no. i'm good. maybe some other time.

you can keep messin around with people if you want. more monkey ***** for me.

TakeOne
03-13-2009, 03:42 PM
in the spirit of this thread, which is worse?

want to come out tonight man?

naw, can't tonight. gotta stay home and watch myself crap.

oh. that's cool. good luck with ... all that.

or (courtesy of dave chappelle)

want to come out tonight man?

'naw man i'm cool. i'm gonna stay home dog ... chill with my monkey. you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my **** without pee on it?' you want?

no. i'm good. maybe some other time.

you can keep messin around with people if you want. more monkey ***** for me.

"peeling it"

BobDole
03-13-2009, 03:55 PM
"peeling it"

that makes more sense. pee on it is funnier though. i remember watching that with a friend (who heard the same thing) and being like 'how does that even make sense?' neither of us knew, but we still thought is was funny as hell. good call. :crazy:

TakeOne
03-13-2009, 04:11 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/03/chapelle2-1.gif A little dance for yall, courtesy of one Mr. Tyrone Biggums.

1 dol fan
03-13-2009, 07:06 PM
Which is better? the pre-draft off season or post-draft offseason?

TakeOne
03-13-2009, 11:53 PM
Post-draft offseason.

1. Because it means the regular season is that much closer.
2. Get to look forward to watching the team practice at training camp.

MiZFiT
03-14-2009, 12:27 AM
how bout. is it better to be born with one boob or three boobs? easy question.

Samphin
03-14-2009, 01:01 AM
how bout. is it better to be born with one boob or three boobs? easy question.

Let us not be so hasty. The person in question...a dude or a non dude?

MiZFiT
03-14-2009, 01:08 AM
Let us not be so hasty. The person in question...a dude or a non dude?

rofl. in this case. a non dude. or dudette if u will.

j0nlee049
03-14-2009, 02:42 AM
AHHAAHHA i have no answer for this one. i just couldn't stop laughing

Samphin
03-14-2009, 11:24 AM
rofl. in this case. a non dude. or dudette if u will.

Well, in that case, we have to factor in the bra situation. With one boob (assuming it is in its proper place) you could always get an implant on the other side to even things out, or at the very least, roll up a pair of sucks to stuff the bra.

With three boobs, there is no way to support all three without a specially made Over-the-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder. But the opportunities in th eporn industry, as well as the circus/county fair circuit are endless and would probably pay for such a device.

As a guy, my answer is clearly three boobs. We all like boobs and more of them is better.

My guess is that a lady would be more pragmatic and request the singuler sweater meat. Prudes.

TakeOne
03-15-2009, 03:45 PM
Three is better than one.

13forlife
03-15-2009, 03:59 PM
Eyes: 1 eye and you look like a pirate... 3 eyes and you look like a friggin alien...

I would take the 1 eye Johnny Depp Look

Boobs... As everyone has clearly stated... 3 is better than 1, and with 1 eye I could probably pick up a 3 boobed chick. :woot:

1 dol fan
03-15-2009, 04:45 PM
Which is better, hooking up with a chick with a 3rd eye near her anus but has 3 boobs or a threesome with a couple chicks with 1 eye and boob...

Discuss

MiZFiT
03-15-2009, 09:50 PM
Well, in that case, we have to factor in the bra situation. With one boob (assuming it is in its proper place) you could always get an implant on the other side to even things out, or at the very least, roll up a pair of sucks to stuff the bra.

With three boobs, there is no way to support all three without a specially made Over-the-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder. But the opportunities in th eporn industry, as well as the circus/county fair circuit are endless and would probably pay for such a device.

As a guy, my answer is clearly three boobs. We all like boobs and more of them is better.

My guess is that a lady would be more pragmatic and request the singuler sweater meat. Prudes.

nice.

TakeOne
03-16-2009, 12:01 AM
Which is better, hooking up with a chick with a 3rd eye near her anus but has 3 boobs or a threesome with a couple chicks with 1 eye and boob...

Discuss
A 3some with a couple chicks would be 4 boobs, or they have one boob each, then they would press their bodies together to make some cleavage. And with one eye, there's less of a chance to spooge in her eye.

1 dol fan
03-16-2009, 12:34 PM
A 3some with a couple chicks would be 4 boobs, or they have one boob each, then they would press their bodies together to make some cleavage. And with one eye, there's less of a chance to spooge in her eye.
To clarify, the 3-some would make each chick have only 1 boob. And please clarify your answer.

ih8brady
03-16-2009, 12:55 PM
Which is better to live without RDS (unthinkable) or without hands (makes it difficult to visit his website, oh yeah and this one too)?