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JCane
03-31-2009, 06:34 AM
NEW YORK - A New York (http://www.newsday.com/topic/us/new-york-PLGEO100100800000000.topic) park that was a gathering spot for the jobless for decades will play host on Tuesday to an event organizers are calling the Unemployment Olympics.

Pretty clever.

:lol:

Dolfan3773
03-31-2009, 10:16 AM
:lol:

playmaker1
03-31-2009, 01:14 PM
What a great idea! :chuckle:

BobDole
03-31-2009, 10:11 PM
how do they decide who wins? does it go to the janitor that's been out of work the longest?

JCane
04-01-2009, 12:01 AM
how do they decide who wins? does it go to the janitor that's been out of work the longest?

They have events lmao.

The Fax Machine Toss. :lol:

And Pin the Tail on the Boss. :lol:

Bumpus
04-01-2009, 12:18 AM
Bobbing for Promotions? :lol:

BobDole
04-01-2009, 02:54 AM
They have events lmao.

The Fax Machine Toss. :lol:

And Pin the Tail on the Boss. :lol:

no, not again. i ... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? i swear to God, one of these days, i just kick this piece of **** out the window.

very sad. even if you win, you still lost in the worst possible way. congratulations ... you're the most unemployed person here. go kill yourself.

JCane
04-01-2009, 03:02 AM
Instead of the individual backstroke, they should have the individual backstab lol.

Dolpfan_72
04-01-2009, 03:10 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, our first event of the evening. Who can survive the longest on ramen noodles and kool-aid. GO!

Possum
04-01-2009, 03:14 AM
synchronized dumpster diving

Dolpfan_72
04-01-2009, 03:26 AM
500m Food Stamp Relay

BobDole
04-01-2009, 03:34 AM
child support decathlon. immediately followed by the alimony triathlon.

Possum
04-01-2009, 03:38 AM
instead of bobsleding, shopping carting 2 and 4 team