View Full Version : Been There, Done That (well at least thought about it)

03-31-2009, 12:25 PM

Talk about overkill.

A man in Bosnia tried to murder his nagging mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile.

And when she survived, Miroslav Miljici tried to finish her off with a machine gun.

Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch.

Miljici -- who got six years for attempted murder -- told the court he could no longer take her incessant nagging.

Reminds me of the old joke:
Q:What's the definition of "conflicted"?
A: Watching your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new Porsche!


03-31-2009, 06:34 PM
How do you miss with a machine gun and a missile? I thought shooting a gun was taught to preschool aged kids there.

03-31-2009, 06:57 PM
Sounds like an old Roadrunner cartoon.

03-31-2009, 06:58 PM
Sounds like an old Roadrunner cartoon.

LOL..it really does

Myles Fynch
04-01-2009, 11:41 PM
Sounds like an old Roadrunner cartoon.

Just try to return defective weapons to ACME. There's never a return address on the crate.