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KDog13
04-03-2009, 11:03 PM
Trying to compete with Subway they made the 4 dollar Torpedo. I was watching a new Quiznos commercial and i was so surprised what was said i was laughing. If anyone who saw it knows. Its hard to say but towards the end of the commercial this guy scott i think has a Torpedo and they made a voice for the toaster who says "Yes Scott Put It In Me" In like a sexual tone.

Here's a couple of links to this odd commercial (Watch All)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_W4oQwJjHM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31S_E6w1YU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJahTwmgQi4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4mUx5olgbc&feature=related

SpurzN703
04-03-2009, 11:04 PM
What's wrong with a gay oven?

KDog13
04-03-2009, 11:13 PM
What's wrong with a gay oven?

lol just an odd commercial never really thought of a commercial being like that

DolFan31
04-03-2009, 11:21 PM
lol just an odd commercial never really thought of a commercial being like that

not that theres anything wrong with that

KDog13
04-03-2009, 11:32 PM
not that theres anything wrong with that

its funny i was just surprised cause i was watching a game on Tv and went to go get a drink all the sudden i come back and i hear the Toaster Oven Say "Yes Scott Put It In Me" His face was looked confused and to start off another of the commercials The Toaster Oven says "Scott I want You to do something" Scott says "I'm not doing that again it burnt" As he looks at his D*ck. Then The Toaster Oven says "We both Enjoyed It" and Also says "Put It In Me" In this one too It was just an funny *ss commercial

LOL WOW literally the weirdest thing just happened i saw the commercial again as i was typing and watching Tv Odd

1 dol fan
04-03-2009, 11:42 PM
I gotta say, I envy Scott right now... and so does FKA!

Bumpus
04-04-2009, 12:31 AM
Wait til you see what he does to the poor, innocent little can of tomato sauce in the stockroom ... :lol:

Bumpus
04-04-2009, 12:33 AM
... To say nothing of the dough.

KDog13
04-04-2009, 12:52 AM
Wait til you see what he does to the poor, innocent little can of tomato sauce in the stockroom ... :lol:

lol:lol:

ih8brady
04-04-2009, 10:11 AM
LMAO!!!! Schammy? Is that related to the shamwow and that violent hooker?

Dolfan3773
04-04-2009, 10:49 AM
What's wrong with a gay oven?


:lol:

KDog13
04-04-2009, 12:35 PM
man this commercial is getting played to much

ih8brady
04-04-2009, 02:06 PM
What's wrong with a gay oven?


Some people quote the bible. Laveticus says it is an abomination to lie with breadmakers the way to lie with toasters.

CedarPhin
04-04-2009, 02:25 PM
You can get 3 dollar sandwiches at Subway in Lebanon.

TakeOne
04-05-2009, 03:38 AM
Quiznos sends you coupons in the mail, then you go to use them and the ***** behind the counter is like "oh im sorry, we dont accept those here."

Noodle Arm
04-05-2009, 03:03 PM
Ok what's the deal with this?...pause it at the 6 second mark and there's a subliminal flash of a periscope inside the oven. WTF is that even supposed to mean?!!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/04/3392600921_126670a592-1.jpg

On second thought...maybe I don't even want to know. I guess they're trying to market this sandwich to people who like to screw ovens, pedophiles, and submarine aficionados. :lol:

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2009, 09:14 PM
What's wrong with a gay oven?

Probably the same thing that's wrong with a gay mailbox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5pnFGbnavI&feature=related

KDog13
04-06-2009, 12:23 AM
Probably the same thing that's wrong with a gay mailbox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5pnFGbnavI&feature=related

lol family guy classic

houtz
04-06-2009, 01:12 AM
I heard that and I couldn't help but feel all violated. I think i was violated, maybe I was a bit sexually distraught. I could really go for one of those torpedos.

no ****.

TakeOne
04-06-2009, 01:47 AM
Now they changed the commercial. It isn't as obvious or suggestive.

Noodle Arm
04-06-2009, 01:59 AM
Now they changed the commercial. It isn't as obvious or suggestive.

Yeah, something about shammying? I forgot.

So did anybody check out my last post? (the one at the top of this page). What do you think about that? It's bizarre....and yes it's real. Pause it at the 6 second mark and see, it goes by really fast, so it might take a few tries.

KDog13
04-06-2009, 05:47 PM
Ok what's the deal with this?...pause it at the 6 second mark and there's a subliminal flash of a periscope inside the oven. WTF is that even supposed to mean?!!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/04/3392600921_126670a592-1.jpg

On second thought...maybe I don't even want to know. I guess they're trying to market this sandwich to people who like to screw ovens, pedophiles, and submarine aficionados. :lol:

that pretty sick i didn't even see that lol i was to busy in awe what Quiznos was trying to do with this commercial

SpurzN703
04-06-2009, 08:02 PM
Yeah, something about shammying? I forgot.

So did anybody check out my last post? (the one at the top of this page). What do you think about that? It's bizarre....and yes it's real. Pause it at the 6 second mark and see, it goes by really fast, so it might take a few tries.

For some reason they are telling us that the gay oven likes to videotape it when long objects are inserted into it.

KDog13
04-06-2009, 09:16 PM
For some reason they are telling us that the gay oven likes to videotape it when long objects are inserted into it.

lol thats funny

SpurzN703
04-07-2009, 10:36 AM
Somehow this is supposed to make us want to go and get a sandwich from there. I bet the gay population has increased the sales at Quizno's

Noodle Arm
04-07-2009, 12:24 PM
I bet the gay population has increased the sales at Quizno's

Yeah, I thought Subway had the gay market hooked with the "$5 footlong"

KDog13
04-07-2009, 12:40 PM
lol both you guys comments were funny im just wondering if they were reaching out to the gay community maybe a good idea for sales

Noodle Arm
04-07-2009, 06:32 PM
I just remembered something, Quizno's has always had odd ways of promoting their products. Remember this ad?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ&feature=related)

CalDolFan10x14
04-07-2009, 07:22 PM
I just remembered something, Quizno's has always had odd ways of promoting their products. Remember this ad?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ&feature=related)

Man, those commercials were just plain odd, funny but still odd! Someone in advertising must've been smoking some good stuff when they thought these up! :chuckle:

TakeOne
04-09-2009, 03:47 PM
They should bring back those ads with the sub-rats? I know those were successful ads.

SpurzN703
04-09-2009, 04:20 PM
I just remembered something, Quizno's has always had odd ways of promoting their products. Remember this ad?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ&feature=related)

Absolutely frightening