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KDog13
04-18-2009, 01:13 AM
Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.

The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.

You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Robin.

Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . . .

Two minutes pass . . .

Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"



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1 dol fan
04-18-2009, 09:05 PM
Nice!

CedarPhin
04-18-2009, 09:07 PM
What did the egg say as it was about to be thrown into the boiling hot water on the stove?

"It's going to take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by some chick".

1 dol fan
04-18-2009, 09:20 PM
What did the egg say as it was about to be thrown into the boiling hot water on the stove?

"It's going to take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by some chick".
that joke was funny enough that I had to send a mass text...

That takes a lot of funny