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JCane
04-30-2009, 11:35 PM
...and he continues to speak in the third person.

But seriously, I laffffffed for HOURS at this site.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

AlexISaFaN
05-01-2009, 01:23 AM
nice find bro ! thanks

JCane
05-01-2009, 01:32 AM
(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

:lol:

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:03 AM
(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

JCane
05-01-2009, 04:05 AM
This site is great man lol.

I seen one earlier: The vacuum cleaner is drunk. I was drunk and spilled my beer. I vacuumed the beer up and now the vacuum cleaner is drunk too.

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:36 AM
HAHAHA!
(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:46 AM
(546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel ****! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. ****in waste of money.

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:49 AM
(703): i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:49 AM
(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.

CedarPhin
05-01-2009, 04:50 AM
Excellent find on this site.

JCane
05-01-2009, 04:53 AM
(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

BobDole
05-04-2009, 03:44 PM
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

this is the funniest **** i've ever seen. hope mom already knew her son likes to get his **** pushed in. fantastic find on this site.

PhinzN703
05-04-2009, 04:04 PM
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

this is the funniest **** i've ever seen. hope mom already knew her son likes to get his **** pushed in. fantastic find on this site.

:lol2:

BobDole
05-04-2009, 06:21 PM
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

and i have a new favorite site. thank you sir.

BobDole
05-04-2009, 06:25 PM
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

they just get better and better.

BobDole
05-04-2009, 06:32 PM
(619): I want to have your abortion

is there any way to meet these people?

BobDole
05-04-2009, 06:36 PM
(917): My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

i can't stop.

BobDole
05-04-2009, 06:40 PM
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.

i want a bigger and better penis to grow out of my belly button. too bad i outgrew shrooms.

Dolfan3773
05-04-2009, 07:41 PM
LOL...this is some funny ****

CedarPhin
05-04-2009, 07:46 PM
I've said it a few times before, but that's a great site.

Kthurmus23
05-05-2009, 03:37 AM
:lol: Such a good site.

JCane
05-05-2009, 04:09 AM
(612): that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that *****

SuavePhin
05-05-2009, 07:59 PM
(803): We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
(843): You're upset about this?

:lol: