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dreday
05-18-2009, 04:50 PM
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2

PhinzN703
05-18-2009, 04:54 PM
:oops:

CedarPhin
05-18-2009, 05:34 PM
I wonder how he'll explain that one to the wife.

BAMAPHIN 22
05-18-2009, 05:37 PM
Well I guess that will her last "blow & Job" :D

ih8brady
05-18-2009, 05:37 PM
He disagreed with something that ate him.

FinFrenzy
05-18-2009, 05:37 PM
I wonder how he'll explain that one to the wife.

Or the secretary to her husband :rimshot:

Honey I swear, it flew off him and landed in my mouth...........:hump:

Arsenal WV
05-18-2009, 05:49 PM
Sounds like she's a chip off the 'ole block

d-day
05-18-2009, 07:45 PM
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2

it came and went at the same time

Dolfan3773
05-18-2009, 08:47 PM
Damn...thats some crazy stuff...sucks to be both of them especially him..ouch

Bumpus
05-18-2009, 09:26 PM
Somewhere, Lorena Bobbit is pissed.

LB: "All I had to do was pay someone to hit the car while I was ..." :lol:

GoonBoss
05-19-2009, 03:25 AM
Sin Chew Daily

No ****, right?

CalDolFan1014
05-19-2009, 04:21 AM
Wang Chop Chuey

CedarPhin
05-19-2009, 05:06 AM
Wan Wang Gone

1 dol fan
05-19-2009, 07:06 AM
I love the plethora of jokes available for this... because of this plethora... I will not be using one but simply watch from the sidelines.