View Full Version : Feds Plug Leak: Alleged Elevator Urinator Charged

05-27-2009, 01:20 PM
An agent used surveillance cameras to confirm a smelly suspicion: Someone had been urinating in a freight elevator at an Internal Revenue Service data center in Detroit. Authorities filed a criminal charge Tuesday against Michael Hicks. In an affidavit, treasury agent Delmaria Scott said she interviewed Hicks in January 2008 and he admitted urinating in the elevator for months.

Scott said Hicks did it "because he felt he could get away with it." It cost $4,600 to clean the elevator.


05-27-2009, 10:46 PM
I guess it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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05-27-2009, 10:57 PM
I can think of a lot of people that would want to use their liberty stream of justice to put out the flames of hate, also known as the IRS

05-27-2009, 11:55 PM
I wonder if Vegas has posted odds on the likelihood of an audit for Mr. Hicks next year? 5 years? 10 years?

05-28-2009, 12:40 AM
Federal officials today charged a contractor for the Internal Revenue Service with repeatedly urinating inside a Detroit IRS building freight elevator, causing a stink for other employees.

he must have been eating asparagus

05-28-2009, 09:58 AM
Give him the chair

05-28-2009, 11:45 AM
a REAL MAN wouldve dropped a deuce in the elevator