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JCane
05-28-2009, 03:55 AM
LINCOLN, Neb. -- A man in Nebraska skipped the traditional ski mask during a convenience store robbery, instead donning a beer box over his head.

The unidentified man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head, according to Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto.

He was apparently after cigarettes.

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Possum
05-28-2009, 04:14 AM
:lol2: my new superhero.

JCane
05-28-2009, 04:20 AM
How tall is Bluto?

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:lol:

Possum
05-28-2009, 04:27 AM
How tall is Bluto?

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:lol:
:lol2: wow that made me cry

JCane
05-28-2009, 04:50 AM
What if you're in the store buying like Cheetos or something and all the sudden you see this meatball bumrush the counter demanding money with an empty 12 pack of bud light wrapped around that empty head of his?

I would bash the back of his skull with a Schlitz Malt Liquor 40oz for starters. Then, while he's laying there unconscious, I'd staple that empty box to his forehead and tie his shoe laces together.

Then again, with my luck this gutterball would be wearing velcro shoes.

Arsenal WV
05-28-2009, 04:56 AM
I read the title of this thread and just knew somebody was going to mention my name

JCane
05-28-2009, 04:57 AM
I read the title of this thread and just knew somebody was going to mention my name

:lol:

Possum
05-28-2009, 04:57 AM
I read the title of this thread and just knew somebody was going to mention my name jcane might have second thoughts about the staples if it was you.

JCane
05-28-2009, 04:59 AM
jcane might have second thoughts about the staples if it was you.

Yeah, I'd carry him out with promises of finding a couch to torch.

:lol:

Possum
05-28-2009, 05:02 AM
Yeah, I'd carry him out with promises of finding a couch to torch.

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well, we would know if it was bluto if it was keystone light boxes and not bud light.

JCane
05-28-2009, 05:03 AM
well, we would know if it was bluto if it was keystone light boxes and not bud light.

He gets so drunk that he might trying squeezing an empty SoCo bottle over his head.

Possum
05-28-2009, 05:05 AM
He gets so drunk that he might trying squeezing an empty SoCo bottle over his head.
:lol:

Arsenal WV
05-28-2009, 05:06 AM
haha

I've never gotten that drunk sir. I did get pretty lit tonight tho

We decided to play 15 cup beer pong. and we lost all 5 times. I drank a lot of brew

CedarPhin
05-28-2009, 05:12 AM
If you mean the Root Beer Baron, I"m chardiddly ardiddly as ardiddly arged!
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Root Beer Baron made me think of that one Simpsons episode with the Beer Baron, and Ned Flanders says he's the Root Beer Baron and the new cop concludes that he's drunk.

PhinzN703
05-28-2009, 09:58 AM
Is this a coincidence that this happens and RDS is MIA from FH?

fishfanfromjerz
05-28-2009, 11:42 AM
Is this a coincidence that this happens and RDS is MIA from FH?


life has been rough for RDS......after being out of the limelight for so long, he has been forced to a life of crime to finance his habits of crack, hookers, and poorly designed websites.

ih8brady
05-28-2009, 03:32 PM
life has been rough for RDS......after being out of the limelight for so long, he has been forced to a life of crime to finance his habits of crack, hookers, and poorly designed websites.


Will he go Bobby-Fischer-crazy? RDS' genius reduced to paranoia and shame?

Discuss.

Dolphins7273
05-28-2009, 04:11 PM
Where the hell is Rex Banner when you need him?