View Full Version : What has ben going on in my life

05-29-2009, 11:13 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: i no its ben a wile sense my last post but ive ben busy: my life is always filled with things i dont expect: anyway this is wat has ben going on recently:

well the other nite i was at a party and a couple were kissing in the starewell: i desided that i wood suprize them so i went back out to my car to get my costume:

this is my squirl costume: i didnt want to scare them just suprize them so this is what i used:

unforchunatly wen i came back they were gone so i desided to take my costume off and go back into the party:

wen i got in these to women were wanting to meet me and i sed [im sorry i dont have time rite now: i have to talk to chad]: i went up to chad "he is the one in the red shirt and wite hat" and sed [hows it going]: he sed [hey John: how are you: i have a problem that i need you to look into : there is something in that room that everywon is afraid of and we think that you can help]: i sed [show me]
so he pointed out the door to me and i told him that i wood investagate: i sed [everybody back up im going in]: i herd sumwon say [if anywon can do this its John Simmons]:

well i qwickly jumped in and closed the door: i herd something moving around behind the cabnets: i kickd a cabnet and sed [ok the fun is over]: all of a sudden a small man jumpd out from behind the cabnets and came toward me: i snappd this pic just as we was coming down: he started hissing at me and moving his arms: i pulld out my nife and started swinging and he backd up: then i herd another sound behind me and another one of these men jumpd out: they both were hissing and coming at me: i new that it was time for more sereous actchin:

i blew the wissle that i always keep around my neck so that my dog Travis would come: "the picture is of Travis": he was in another room in the apartment "i always take him with me to parties becaus he loves to play": anyway i herd Travis running and then the door broke down and the little men backd up against the wall and started sqeeling very high pitchd:
this is a pic of Travis wen he was growling at the little men: i sed to the little men [you leave hear or you will die]: they lookd at me and then went running out of the apartment: i told Travis not to attack and he didnt: everywon started cheering and i herd sumwon say [this woodnt have happend without John Simmons and Travis]: suddenly everywon started chanting [John and Travis]: so me and Travis went walking into the other room and Chad sed [now we can really start to party]:
so everywon started having a good time: we were all dancing and i even got on the mic and sang a few songs for everywon: then me and 3 of the women went to bed:

also since last time i have had a couple more kids "by to different women": i desided to get tatoos of them: the first one is of Phil and the second is of Rusty:

i hope everywon is doing good and i will talk to you soon:

John Simmons

05-29-2009, 11:21 PM
you're nuts, john - N.V.T.S. nuts!

05-29-2009, 11:53 PM

05-30-2009, 12:18 AM
pure awesomeness

05-30-2009, 12:28 AM
I wonder if this is one of RDS's alternate personalities ...

05-30-2009, 12:54 AM
All I can say is wow...

05-30-2009, 01:43 AM
I cant stand the laziness of your spelling. .sorry but this kind of gangster English drives me insane. .

05-30-2009, 01:55 AM
I cant stand the laziness of your spelling. .sorry but this kind of gangster English drives me insane. .
Its part of the joke

05-30-2009, 01:57 AM
thanx 4 sharing...looks like a good time was had by all -with the possible exception of the normal looking girls

1 dol fan
05-30-2009, 12:11 PM
I looked up a few John Simmons posts a while back... good stuff. I'm glad that I finally got to experience one in real time!

05-30-2009, 03:49 PM

05-30-2009, 07:11 PM
im so lost...

1 dol fan
05-30-2009, 07:26 PM
im so lost...
I guess you can say John Simmons is an acquired taste

05-31-2009, 12:22 PM
I wonder if this is one of RDS's alternate personalities ...

If not multiple personalities then you'd have to assume they both went to the University of Nutjobs

1 dol fan
05-31-2009, 04:00 PM
If not multiple personalities then you'd have to assume they both went to the University of Nutjobs
I heard they both graduated will high honors...

RDS was at the top of their class with Mr. Simmons following close behind.

Nappy Roots
06-01-2009, 12:29 PM
if i had a wife i would let John Simmons bone her