View Full Version : Best yo mama joke of all time

05-31-2009, 09:01 AM
have too many running in my head right now any thoughts from anyone else

05-31-2009, 04:08 PM
Yo mama got a 25 horsepower dildoe with a kickstart.

06-12-2009, 04:57 PM
I float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with yo momma,now it stings when I pee.

06-12-2009, 05:18 PM
your mama's *** is so big if it went to outer space, we'd have a second moon

06-12-2009, 05:20 PM
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks backwards, it sounds like a tow truck (beep beep beep)

06-12-2009, 05:20 PM
Yo Mama So Stupid ...I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo Mama So Stupid ...she thought Hot Meals were stolen food....

Yo Mama so ugly... the hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats...

Your Mama So fat... when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your Mama So fat...she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy...

06-12-2009, 06:53 PM
Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes turkeys.

06-13-2009, 12:57 AM
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic doesn't stop, it just slows down.

06-13-2009, 01:30 AM
Yo mama got Dwight Howard shoulders with Luke Walton hair

Yo mama drops more balls than John Beck

06-13-2009, 04:22 AM
Yo Mama's a Detroit Red Wings fan!
(Frankly, I don't care if anyone else laughs at that.)

06-13-2009, 04:25 AM
Back on topic ...

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, every time the ***** smiles I crave butter ...

... Then again, yo sister has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across. :lol:

06-14-2009, 01:19 AM
Tonight, Ochocinco went on an extended string of “yo mama” jokes (in 140 characters or less), with a periodic “yo daddy” joke and one off-color “knock knock” gag that might be enough to divert Sarah Palin’s attention from David Letterman.


Enjoy some of Ochocincos "yo mama" jokes...:lol:

06-14-2009, 01:43 AM
yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.