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BARF
05-31-2009, 09:01 AM
have too many running in my head right now any thoughts from anyone else

Bumpus
05-31-2009, 04:08 PM
Yo mama got a 25 horsepower dildoe with a kickstart.

utaggie
06-12-2009, 04:57 PM
I float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with yo momma,now it stings when I pee.

JT-forpresident
06-12-2009, 05:18 PM
your mama's *** is so big if it went to outer space, we'd have a second moon

Dolfan3773
06-12-2009, 05:20 PM
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks backwards, it sounds like a tow truck (beep beep beep)

BAMAPHIN 22
06-12-2009, 05:20 PM
Yo Mama So Stupid ...I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo Mama So Stupid ...she thought Hot Meals were stolen food....

Yo Mama so ugly... the hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats...

Your Mama So fat... when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your Mama So fat...she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy...

X-Pacolypse
06-12-2009, 06:53 PM
Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes turkeys.

BrewMan13
06-13-2009, 12:57 AM
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic doesn't stop, it just slows down.

cafinfan408
06-13-2009, 01:30 AM
Yo mama got Dwight Howard shoulders with Luke Walton hair

Yo mama drops more balls than John Beck

Bumpus
06-13-2009, 04:22 AM
Yo Mama's a Detroit Red Wings fan!
(Frankly, I don't care if anyone else laughs at that.)

Bumpus
06-13-2009, 04:25 AM
Back on topic ...

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, every time the ***** smiles I crave butter ...

... Then again, yo sister has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across. :lol:

Dolfan3773
06-14-2009, 01:19 AM
Tonight, Ochocinco went on an extended string of “yo mama” jokes (in 140 characters or less), with a periodic “yo daddy” joke and one off-color “knock knock” gag that might be enough to divert Sarah Palin’s attention from David Letterman.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/06/13/ochocinco-goes-twitter-loco/

Enjoy some of Ochocincos "yo mama" jokes...:lol:

BobDole
06-14-2009, 01:43 AM
yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.