PDA

View Full Version : How do alcoholics afford it?



Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 07:47 AM
I am pretty new to the bar scene (just turned 21), and it is killing me. Last night I spent $120 on drinks. I cannot afford this three or four nights a week!

Someone educate me on a better way to do this. Drink at home before going out? Chase happy hours and specials? Drink beer (Never)?

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 08:38 AM
From a prolific drinker (Not so much now, but, in the past) Here's how ya do it. First off.......Do you know how many bottles you can get from 120 bucks? If your average mean bottle of run of the mill stuff...Jack Daniels, Baccardi, etc, runs you around 25 bucks for a Fifth....You do the match. You're looking at anywhere from 4-7 fifths depending on what you drink. You can squeeze out more if you drink the off brand stuff.

Drink at home. Lots more slosh for your buck. If you must go out, get halfway lit before you go (Unless you are driving.)

SpurzN703
06-10-2009, 09:50 AM
Drink beer. I drank a 32 oz jug of Blue Moon on Saturday and it was $7.98. That's almost 3 beers for only $8.00.

Liquor, jack, rum, etc. will cost more. You could buy some Natty Light at the store and kill those and then go out. NL will only burn like $5.00 in your pocket b/c it's so cheap.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 10:03 AM
I am pretty new to the bar scene (just turned 21), and it is killing me. Last night I spent $120 on drinks. I cannot afford this three or four nights a week!

Someone educate me on a better way to do this. Drink at home before going out? Chase happy hours and specials? Drink beer (Never)?

where did you go? and how much did you drink? damn son.

i am assuming you went downtown - which is expensive as balls to drink. especially when the magic are in the finals. if you like a specific liquor - whiskey - try to make sure the place you are going isn't going to rape you. if you get sucked in to going somewhere that you know will be expensive then definitely pregame it. you've been to strip clubs before - never ever go sober. but even if you do take all the necessary precautions once you're drunk all bets are off. drinking is expensive any way you look at it.

if you do have to go downtown start at casey's. strongest drinks in orlando - unless of course we're counting wally's as an actual place.

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 10:08 AM
Drink beer. I drank a 32 oz jug of Blue Moon on Saturday and it was $7.98. That's almost 3 beers for only $8.00.

Liquor, jack, rum, etc. will cost more. You could buy some Natty Light at the store and kill those and then go out. NL will only burn like $5.00 in your pocket b/c it's so cheap.

I have tried beer so many times, it just won't go down.


where did you go? and how much did you drink? damn son.

i am assuming you went downtown - which is expensive as balls to drink. especially when the magic are in the finals. if you like a specific liquor - whiskey - try to make sure the place you are going isn't going to rape you. if you get sucked in to going somewhere that you know will be expensive then definitely pregame it. you've been to strip clubs before - never ever go sober. but even if you do take all the necessary precautions once you're drunk all bets are off. drinking is expensive any way you look at it.

if you do have to go downtown start at casey's. strongest drinks in orlando - unless of course we're counting wally's as an actual place.

I went to a pub in Winter Park. I had a few drinks at this Turkish restaurant there, and then I went to a pub and drank with Rollins kids that looked at me funny.

Vodka is my drink of choice. I had two White Russians, three cranberry and vodkas, a sprite and vodka, two screwdrivers, and an appletini (yeah, I know). Other than vodka, I had two Jack and Cokes.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 10:22 AM
I have tried beer so many times, it just won't go down.



I went to a pub in Winter Park. I had a few drinks at this Turkish restaurant there, and then I went to a pub and drank with Rollins kids that looked at me funny.

Vodka is my drink of choice. I had two White Russians, three cranberry and vodkas, a sprite and vodka, two screwdrivers, and an appletini (yeah, I know). Other than vodka, I had two Jack and Cokes.

winter park is also expensive to drink. if you are forced to drink in winter park - with those brutal rollins kids - start at spatz. strong drinks for relatively cheap. plus no rollins kids. did you get suckered into going to fiddler's?

Bumpus
06-10-2009, 12:08 PM
Stay with the beer. Most people don't like it at first ... It grows on you. :chuckle:

Mmmm ... BEER! Wonderful BEER!

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 12:38 PM
winter park is also expensive to drink. if you are forced to drink in winter park - with those brutal rollins kids - start at spatz. strong drinks for relatively cheap. plus no rollins kids. did you get suckered into going to fiddler's?

I don't remember the name. I had had five drinks in me before we got there. It was some pub behind a building. They have only been open since the Super Bowl, but that is all I recall.

Finfang
06-10-2009, 12:39 PM
I have tried beer so many times, it just won't go down.

Are you a chick? :confused:

Vaark
06-10-2009, 12:50 PM
I don't remember the name. I had had five drinks in me before we got there. It was some pub behind a building. They have only been open since the Super Bowl, but that is all I recall.

Hope you weren't the one driving.

I drink Black Russians, as compared to your White Russians...and although Goonie makes fun of me for it, Coconut Rum.. and admit to liking some of those wall drinks at Fat Tuesdays/Wet Willie's. Bar bills do run up pretty quickly...

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 01:00 PM
Are you a chick? :confused:

Not at all. I can do straight shots of just about anything fine, but beer is something that my body does not agree with at all.


Hope you weren't the one driving.

Of course. I leave my car at home, or give my keys to someone the minute we leave. I learned my lesson about two years ago when I hit a lake.

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 01:04 PM
if you can't drink beer, there's not an awful lot of tricks i can give ya ;)

kidding... but you might want to try wine, buy like 3-4 bottles with 2 or 3 friends, drink the wine, then go out... you'll be tipsy, it tastes good, and it's not that expensive

All in all, what i usually do, is get drunk before going out, i even bring a "bottle of water" with me in the cab/bus/subway on my way to the club :D

SpurzN703
06-10-2009, 01:05 PM
I have tried beer so many times, it just won't go down.



I went to a pub in Winter Park. I had a few drinks at this Turkish restaurant there, and then I went to a pub and drank with Rollins kids that looked at me funny.

Vodka is my drink of choice. I had two White Russians, three cranberry and vodkas, a sprite and vodka, two screwdrivers, and an appletini (yeah, I know). Other than vodka, I had two Jack and Cokes.

The Dude would abide man :hi5:

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Hope you weren't the one driving.

I drink Black Russians, as compared to your White Russians...and although Goonie makes fun of me for it, Coconut Rum.. and admit to liking some of those wall drinks at Fat Tuesdays/Wet Willie's. Bar bills do run up pretty quickly...

black russians are for chicks ! ;)

i'm not the cocktail type, but the one thing you should try, is a long island iced tea... you have no idea how much alcohol there is in there, it's not expensive, and it's ****ing tasty

i usually drink rhum and coke, beer, wine, or str8 up jack :up:

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 01:14 PM
here's a home recipe for you also... (you'll have to stop by a liquor store though) ...

2 oz. of amaretto (i buy disaronno)
1 oz. of southern comfort
1 oz. of triple sec (or cointreau)
oz. of concentrated lime juice
1 ice

shake it up, depending on how big you are, you'll get tipsy very quick with a few of'em, and this **** is tasty

yeah i might sound like a hardcore drinker lol, but i'm a part-time barman soooo...

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 01:23 PM
The Dude would abide man :hi5:

Believe me, that is where I got the idea from. I had my first last Monday, and I am hooked.

shula_guy
06-10-2009, 02:02 PM
Im with JT. start out with Long Islands till you get a good head on. They give you the most bang for the buck. They are pricey drinks but they really give you a buzz.

Farmer
06-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Drink rail drinks. i didnt see what you drink but when you ask for a bourbon/ginger, theyre gonna throw jack or something more $$ in there, ask for a rail bourbon/ginger for example, its buck or 2 less

and yes, CHASE HAPPY HOURS. some happy hours have free food while you drink their cheap stuff. do 2 or so happy hours a week, eat and get good buzz for 15-25 bucks a night.

Locke
06-10-2009, 02:38 PM
I learned my lesson about two years ago when I hit a lake.

:lol2:

Come on man, now you HAVE to elaborate....

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 02:45 PM
:lol2:

Come on man, now you HAVE to elaborate....

On my way home I decided I want to go swimming. Now, this lake is not for swimming, and is known for alligators. You have to go by dirt road, and I was sort of focused on something else, and it creeped up on me.

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 03:20 PM
*Heh*....Vaark drinks Coconut rum. I hear he's also going to have a sleepover this weekend and have someone braid his hair.

Vaark
06-10-2009, 03:58 PM
*Heh*....Vaark drinks Coconut rum. I hear he's also going to have a sleepover this weekend and have someone braid his hair.

are you volunteering? And for the record, it may be C/Rum but I drink it from big shot glasses:up:

1 dol fan
06-10-2009, 04:07 PM
If you really want to drink cheaply and you like vodka, the best way to go is buy one of the cheapest brands. I usually get a bottle of Fleischmann's for $13.

The one cheap vodka I beg you to not buy is Siberian Ice... a hangover in a bottle (from personal experience).

SpurzN703
06-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Believe me, that is where I got the idea from. I had my first last Monday, and I am hooked.

I did the same thing but I didn't like it. I'm not big on liquor :(

1 dol fan
06-10-2009, 04:21 PM
I did the same thing but I didn't like it. I'm not big on liquor :(
I prefer beer on the weekend and liquor during the week...

I tend to have more time to drink on the weekend... and 4 shots of some cheap vodka is usually plenty for me.

d-day
06-10-2009, 05:58 PM
I am pretty new to the bar scene (just turned 21), and it is killing me. Last night I spent $120 on drinks. I cannot afford this three or four nights a week!

Someone educate me on a better way to do this. Drink at home before going out? Chase happy hours and specials? Drink beer (Never)?

smoke crack

BobDole
06-10-2009, 06:01 PM
smoke crack

with prostitutes.

ih8brady
06-10-2009, 06:17 PM
with prostitutes.

Of various genders...

ih8brady
06-10-2009, 06:30 PM
I am pretty new to the bar scene (just turned 21), and it is killing me. Last night I spent $120 on drinks. I cannot afford this three or four nights a week!

Someone educate me on a better way to do this. Drink at home before going out? Chase happy hours and specials? Drink beer (Never)?

120? Christ, do you demand edible gold leafs on your martinis or something? My suggestion is to not go out all the time. Bars are huge ripoffs if all you want to do is to drink. Just go to a liquor store, get some liquor and make some mixed drinks and just drink w/ your friends if that's what you want to do. Now if you're looking to go out or for a place with a cool atmosphere or a theme (like a sports bar) or to flirt with broads or w/e, then yeah it's worth paying extra money but you give yourself a head-start with maybe 2-3 drinks. I personally like gin and tonic, brandy, hard cider and any combo of juices/gin/or vodka. Also, if you're ever in Japan or an Asian market, see if you can find something called Chu-hi, some sweet stuff there.


I'm with you on beer, dreadful ****.

Samphin
06-10-2009, 07:09 PM
I am pretty new to the bar scene (just turned 21), and it is killing me. Last night I spent $120 on drinks. I cannot afford this three or four nights a week!

Someone educate me on a better way to do this. Drink at home before going out? Chase happy hours and specials? Drink beer (Never)?

You could try drinking your own, alcohol infested urine. Recycling is always fun!

It sucks man, I took a picture of a receipt from a couple of years ago where my bar tab was $997. I wasn't even hungover the next day. You would think with that much drinking, that I wouldn't even remember it. But I did, every painful moment home...

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 07:54 PM
You could try drinking your own, alcohol infested urine. Recycling is always fun!

It sucks man, I took a picture of a receipt from a couple of years ago where my bar tab was $997. I wasn't even hungover the next day. You would think with that much drinking, that I wouldn't even remember it. But I did, every painful moment home...

"Necessary? Is it *Necessary* for me to drink my own urine? No, but, it's sterile and I like the taste."

BobDole
06-10-2009, 08:21 PM
"Necessary? Is it *Necessary* for me to drink my own urine? No, but, it's sterile and I like the taste."

:lol:

like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door nob.

$997 is the most i have ever heard. my worst was a few years back at a family reunion - it was like $750 bucks. i was stupid and put my card down and my wonderful family decided to drink heavily and not pay me back. awesome.

we blew around 5 grand on my birthday a few years back - but that was at a strip club.

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 08:38 PM
:lol:

like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door nob.

$997 is the most i have ever heard. my worst was a few years back at a family reunion - it was like $750 bucks. i was stupid and put my card down and my wonderful family decided to drink heavily and not pay me back. awesome.

we blew around 5 grand on my birthday a few years back - but that was at a strip club.

i hear ya'

the best nights are the most expensive ones... one thing remains unchecked on my "places to go get drunk at without looking at the bill" and that's las vegas... that **** must be crazy

... i don't know what P.Diddy think back then, because in my mind, " mo' money, mo' fun ! " :chuckle:

1 dol fan
06-10-2009, 08:39 PM
I was wondering for some advice...

What is the best deal for various liquors? I'm looking to buy a decent sized bottle of something that is cheap yet won't leave me cringing at the slightest noise the next morning.

Any help is greatly appreciated (like always)

Amars
06-10-2009, 08:40 PM
The truth if you want to drink in the "NIGHTTIME SCENE" there really is no way around it. $120 is the norm. I would spend at least $120 at the bar. The way to protect yourself is not to start a bar tab. I would always start a tab and eventually end up buying drinks for my buddies and of course the hott woman (or so they looked at 2am). That alone will raise your tab to double to what you drink. I would easily spend 300+ in a weekend going out.Try to hit up happy hour 1/2 drinks and you can get a good buzz with $20.

Amars
06-10-2009, 08:42 PM
I was wondering for some advice...

What is the best deal for various liquors? I'm looking to buy a decent sized bottle of something that is cheap yet won't leave me cringing at the slightest noise the next morning.

Any help is greatly appreciated (like always)


Patron. Never gave me a hangover and couple shot and im good.

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 08:47 PM
Patron. Never gave me a hangover and couple shot and im good.

you never got sick on tequila ? dude you're lucky


the best stuff i can take str8 up is 7year old havana club brown rhum... that **** goes down like water

johnnie walker is also a nice way to introduce yourself to the scotch/whisky game

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 08:59 PM
I was wondering for some advice...

What is the best deal for various liquors? I'm looking to buy a decent sized bottle of something that is cheap yet won't leave me cringing at the slightest noise the next morning.

Any help is greatly appreciated (like always)

Vodka is your best bet. The Army taught me how to be a functioning alcholic, and the best bet is Vodka. Now, don't scrimp, though. Honestly, buying the lower of the lower end stuff is a recepie for pain. I would suggest Grey Goose Vodka. It's expensive, and, it's French...But you won't be considered a *** for drinking it.

Baccardi Light rum isn't bad. It's reasonably priced, and, mixes well. The dark rum is a little more......Robust. If you are looking to emphasise the price? Go with Baccardi Light rum. Stay away from all Wiskeys. I don't care what anyone says. That **** is vile.

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 09:00 PM
Patron. Never gave me a hangover and couple shot and im good.

:lol: I know it's cliche', but waaaaaaaaaaay too many bad, yet oddly amusing stories of the Goon on the devil water.

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 09:04 PM
:lol:

like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door nob.

$997 is the most i have ever heard. my worst was a few years back at a family reunion - it was like $750 bucks. i was stupid and put my card down and my wonderful family decided to drink heavily and not pay me back. awesome.

we blew around 5 grand on my birthday a few years back - but that was at a strip club.

"You're about as useless as a poopy flavored lollipop."

I took some new soldiers to the post I was at out for drinks one night. I have a very generous nature, and once a few drinks are in me.....*Lord*....I think the tab was in the 600 dollar range. I tell you what though..To those soldiers, I was a legend. :lol: Sometimes to be a legend, 600 bucks ain't so bad.

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 09:25 PM
Vodka is your best bet. The Army taught me how to be a functioning alcholic, and the best bet is Vodka. Now, don't scrimp, though. Honestly, buying the lower of the lower end stuff is a recepie for pain. I would suggest Grey Goose Vodka. It's expensive, and, it's French...But you won't be considered a *** for drinking it.

Baccardi Light rum isn't bad. It's reasonably priced, and, mixes well. The dark rum is a little more......Robust. If you are looking to emphasise the price? Go with Baccardi Light rum. Stay away from all Wiskeys. I don't care what anyone says. That **** is vile.

whiskys and scotch are the best, dark rhum tastes way better than light, bleeeehhh ! Try some captain morgan, old spiced... that's some good stuff

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 09:42 PM
whiskys and scotch are the best, dark rhum tastes way better than light, bleeeehhh ! Try some captain morgan, old spiced... that's some good stuff

The dark tastes much better than the light. I fully agree. However, the light is less of a hangover risk.

Captain Morgan's spiced rum?

Are you going to have a sleepover at Vaarks house and talk about the boys in the latest issue of "Tiger Beat" too?

Captain Morgans..... :lol: What a bunch of girls.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 09:51 PM
i hear ya'

the best nights are the most expensive ones... one thing remains unchecked on my "places to go get drunk at without looking at the bill" and that's las vegas... that **** must be crazy

... i don't know what P.Diddy think back then, because in my mind, " mo' money, mo' fun ! " :chuckle:

vegas is bad news. me and some buddies went a few years back and it got seriously out of hand. one of my friends went to the casinos dressed like elvis - in a one piece blue sequence getup with the elvis wig and everything - and got mugged by some hookers in an alley behind the casino trying to score some coke. :lol: one snuck up behind him and clocked him in the back of the head with a fugging brick. we found him hours later in the alley - knocked *** out and rolled. he still hasn't forgiven me for laughing at him the entire weekend. jackass got all his money jacked and didn't have anymore for the rest of the trip. plus his elvis costume got ripped and his wig was stolen. fantastic. :woot:

Finfang
06-10-2009, 09:57 PM
vegas is bad news. me and some buddies went a few years back and it got seriously out of hand. one of my friends went to the casinos dressed like elvis - in a one piece blue sequence getup with the elvis wig and everything - and got mugged by some hookers in an alley behind the casino trying to score some coke. :lol: one snuck up behind him and clocked him in the back of the head with a fugging brick. we found him hours later in the alley - knocked *** out and rolled. he still hasn't forgiven me for laughing at him the entire weekend. jackass got all his money jacked and didn't have anymore for the rest of the trip. plus his elvis costume got ripped and his wig was stolen. fantastic. :woot:

Fantastic indeed except he didn't score on the blow. :lol:

BobDole
06-10-2009, 10:01 PM
Fantastic indeed except he didn't score on the blow. :lol:

we ended up getting it somehow or another - who the fugg knows where. i remember very little of that entire trip.

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 10:14 PM
vegas is bad news. me and some buddies went a few years back and it got seriously out of hand. one of my friends went to the casinos dressed like elvis - in a one piece blue sequence getup with the elvis wig and everything - and got mugged by some hookers in an alley behind the casino trying to score some coke. :lol: one snuck up behind him and clocked him in the back of the head with a fugging brick. we found him hours later in the alley - knocked *** out and rolled. he still hasn't forgiven me for laughing at him the entire weekend. jackass got all his money jacked and didn't have anymore for the rest of the trip. plus his elvis costume got ripped and his wig was stolen. fantastic. :woot:

:lol:

Epic. I love that they stole his wig.

Any landing you can walk away from..........:chuckle:

Gonzo
06-10-2009, 10:42 PM
I remember getting hammered in vegas once and having a hooker in an elvis wig take a shower while I threw doritos at her. But I didn't drive.

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 10:44 PM
I remember getting hammered in vegas once and having a hooker in an elvis wig take a shower while I threw doritos at her. But I didn't drive.

Drive what? The Doritos or the Hooker?

BobDole
06-10-2009, 10:53 PM
I remember getting hammered in vegas once and having a hooker in an elvis wig take a shower while I threw doritos at her. But I didn't drive.

extreme doritos, i take it?

Gonzo
06-10-2009, 11:01 PM
Drive what? The Doritos or the Hooker? not the hooker, I would have to get an aids test. But not the results...

Gonzo
06-10-2009, 11:01 PM
extreme doritos, i take it?Extreme doritos are for Quakers.

Lappy
06-10-2009, 11:02 PM
I just have a high paying position.

Gonzo
06-10-2009, 11:04 PM
I just have a high paying position.and now an elvis wig!

GoonBoss
06-10-2009, 11:06 PM
and now an elvis wig!

:lol:

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:08 PM
Extreme doritos are for Quakers.

and johns.

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 11:15 PM
I managed to only spend 80 dollars tonight, but damn. 6000 at a strip club? 800 bar tab?

I ended up buying a girl two drinks tonight. I wish I had read your guys warning about tabs beforehand.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:19 PM
I managed to only spend 80 dollars tonight, but damn. 6000 at a strip club? 800 bar tab?

I ended up buying a girl two drinks tonight. I wish I had read your guys warning about tabs beforehand.

yeah, we won't be doing any of that tomorrow night. hopefully - we'll see how drunk i get. i do have some vip passes to dancers royale that i've been itching to use.

i'm not drivin. :lol:

d-day
06-10-2009, 11:19 PM
I managed to only spend 80 dollars tonight, but damn. 6000 at a strip club? 800 bar tab?

I ended up buying a girl two drinks tonight. I wish I had read your guys warning about tabs beforehand.

shoulda bought the crack - and you would have had enough left over to get those 2 ******* a cab home

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 11:25 PM
yeah, we won't be doing any of that tomorrow night. hopefully - we'll see how drunk i get. i do have some vip passes to dancers royale that i've been itching to use.

i'm not drivin. :lol:

I know you don't like downtown, but Antigua has three for one from 4 to 730 on Friday. Just saying.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:30 PM
I know you don't like downtown, but Antigua has three for one from 4 to 730 on Friday. Just saying.

damn. i can honestly say i've never been but 3 for 1 is pretty tempting. how early did you want to start drinking? i'm game for some early boozin.

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 11:31 PM
damn. i can honestly say i've never been but 3 for 1 is pretty tempting. how early did you want to start drinking? i'm game for some early boozin.

Early works for me. Hell, I would start at 4 if you are up to it. I don't want to be driving home in that 2 a.m. copfest.

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:37 PM
Early works for me. Hell, I would start at 4 if you are up to it. I don't want to be driving home in that 2 a.m. copfest.

i'm game. i got nothin going on tomorrow. i'm important. :lol:

Tetragrammaton
06-10-2009, 11:39 PM
i'm game. i got nothin going on tomorrow. i'm important. :lol:

Wait, I thought we were doing it Friday? I can't do it tomorrow (Thursday).

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 11:41 PM
Early works for me. Hell, I would start at 4 if you are up to it. I don't want to be driving home in that 2 a.m. copfest.



i'm game. i got nothin going on tomorrow. i'm important. :lol:

wayward, if bobdole offers you a little pill, run for your life ! :lol:

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 11:41 PM
you guys have some neat las vegas stories, just makes me wanna go there even more !

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:42 PM
Wait, I thought we were doing it Friday? I can't do it tomorrow (Thursday).

got my days mixed up. thought today was thursday. i'm awesome and important. :crazy:

1 dol fan
06-10-2009, 11:45 PM
got my days mixed up. thought today was thursday. i'm awesome and important. :crazy:
Only the truly important people lose track of what day it is... that means your almost as important as RDS!

JT-forpresident
06-10-2009, 11:50 PM
The dark tastes much better than the light. I fully agree. However, the light is less of a hangover risk.

Captain Morgan's spiced rum?

Are you going to have a sleepover at Vaarks house and talk about the boys in the latest issue of "Tiger Beat" too?

Captain Morgans..... :lol: What a bunch of girls.

What is there to dislike about hangovers ? they sometimes are even funnier than your night out (especially when you black out... LOL)


btw, show some respect to the cap'n !!

BobDole
06-10-2009, 11:50 PM
wayward, if bobdole offers you a little pill, run for your life ! :lol:

those are vitamins! :d-day:

Myles Fynch
06-11-2009, 12:14 AM
How am I supposed to concentrate on the posts when Wayward is flashing Alizee's thigh?

1 dol fan
06-11-2009, 12:17 AM
How am I supposed to concentrate on the posts when Wayward is flashing Alizee's thigh?
good point... also, where ya been, man? I feel like I haven't chatted with you since FHMM.

Myles Fynch
06-11-2009, 12:23 AM
good point... also, where ya been, man? I feel like I haven't chatted with you since FHMM.

Family health issues are a *****.

ih8brady
06-11-2009, 02:46 PM
6,000 at a strip club? Guess it's gonna rain

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

ih8brady
06-11-2009, 02:58 PM
Speaking of rain, what's with strippers and their weather-related stage names? Snow-flake, Frost, Rainn, Storm...what is this a jack-shack or a forecast? And why do they have pseudonyms? What are they called? I call them nom de whores.

Lappy
06-11-2009, 03:01 PM
Speaking of rain, what's with strippers and their weather-related stage names? Snow-flake, Frost, Rainn, Storm...what is this a jack-shack or a forecast? And why do they have pseudonyms? What are they called? I call them nom de whores.


PSEUDONYMS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm way to ****ing drunk for this kind of talk!

ih8brady
06-11-2009, 03:06 PM
PSEUDONYMS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm way to ****ing drunk for this kind of talk!


I think Snow-flake just stole your wallllett. :oops:

Lappy
06-11-2009, 03:10 PM
I think Snow-flake just stole your wallllett. :oops:

;ioioioioEAUfhk;ajdgscfh;vlkajvnh;lan ;ioja[ovguihakl'vbaafb

mama

SpurzN703
06-11-2009, 03:23 PM
vegas is bad news. me and some buddies went a few years back and it got seriously out of hand. one of my friends went to the casinos dressed like elvis - in a one piece blue sequence getup with the elvis wig and everything - and got mugged by some hookers in an alley behind the casino trying to score some coke. :lol: one snuck up behind him and clocked him in the back of the head with a fugging brick. we found him hours later in the alley - knocked *** out and rolled. he still hasn't forgiven me for laughing at him the entire weekend. jackass got all his money jacked and didn't have anymore for the rest of the trip. plus his elvis costume got ripped and his wig was stolen. fantastic. :woot:

Was RDS in drag again?

BobDole
06-11-2009, 03:26 PM
Was RDS in drag again?

i wish. :hi5:

Arsenal WV
06-11-2009, 04:00 PM
You spend so much money because you go out to bars and drink

If you were to just go and buy a case of beer, or even a bottle of liquor and just drink by your lonesome. Then you would only end up spending around 15 bucks.


I'm an alcoholic, I've mastered how to spend my money.

BobDole
06-11-2009, 04:04 PM
You spend so much money because you go out to bars and drink

If you were to just go and buy a case of beer, or even a bottle of liquor and just drink by your lonesome. Then you would only end up spending around 15 bucks.


I'm an alcoholic, I've mastered how to spend my money.

that would be really sad if it wasn't so damn funny. :lol:

he just turned 21. he wants to check out the bar scene. he just doesn't want blow his wad (awesome choice of words) every night.

X-Pacolypse
06-11-2009, 08:01 PM
The $120 bucks on drinks? Damn, that's too rich for my blood. My advice buy your favorite types of booze, bring them to your house, look up your favorite cocktail receipes and learn to make the drinks yourself. It seems like a lot of work but it's easy, it's fun, and you'll save money in the process.

Amars
06-11-2009, 10:37 PM
you never got sick on tequila ? dude you're lucky


the best stuff i can take str8 up is 7year old havana club brown rhum... that **** goes down like water

johnnie walker is also a nice way to introduce yourself to the scotch/whisky game

Tequila has given me the worst hangover ever. But Patron for some reason doesnt. Lesson learn dont buy the cheap tequila like Cuervo. yuck.

Zounds
06-12-2009, 12:01 AM
I went to a pub in Winter Park. I had a few drinks at this Turkish restaurant there, and then I went to a pub and drank with Rollins kids that looked at me funny.



Get out of Winter Park man. That scene is for lamers. You will spend $120 for a glass of water.

Bumpus
06-12-2009, 11:17 AM
Try this:

Don't go clubbing all the time. Find a nice little "hole in the wall" drinking establishment nearby & become a regular. The scenery may not be as nice, but you won't drop $120 per night.

ih8brady
06-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Was RDS in drag again?


He goes by Denise when in drag. :d-day:

1 dol fan
06-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Try this:

Don't go clubbing all the time. Find a nice little "hole in the wall" drinking establishment nearby & become a regular. The scenery may not be as nice, but you won't drop $120 per night.
And your gonna meet desperate women who are pretty much begging to be hit on.

Tetragrammaton
06-13-2009, 08:40 AM
BobDole cannot hold his liquor.

BobDole
06-13-2009, 11:00 AM
BobDole cannot hold his liquor.

dude, don't even start you crazy *******. off your damn rocker. told you i was gonna be nice.

Gonzo
06-13-2009, 12:24 PM
dude, don't even start you crazy *******. off your damn rocker. told you i was gonna be nice.see.

Tetragrammaton
06-13-2009, 10:01 PM
Things I put BobDole through last night:

1. Became drunk by 5:30.
2. Dumped an ashtray onto a table.
3. Spilled my fourth drink (3 for 1, so really my 10th or so).
4. Mixed the ashes and liquid and threw it at a bunch of jocks.
5. Fell into a fence and was almost arrested.
6. Spilled my next drink completely.

Did I miss anything, Conor?

BobDole
06-14-2009, 01:38 AM
Things I put BobDole through last night:

1. Became drunk by 5:30.
2. Dumped an ashtray onto a table.
3. Spilled my fourth drink (3 for 1, so really my 10th or so).
4. Mixed the ashes and liquid and threw it at a bunch of jocks.
5. Fell into a fence and was almost arrested.
6. Spilled my next drink completely.

Did I miss anything, Conor?

that was about the gist of it. you were definitely in rare form. very impressive. you did miss a bit but i told you i wouldn't be that guy. next time, it's my turn to be the crazy one.

falling into the fence at around 7 was excellent. the best part was, you decided to do it at the exact time a cop was walking by. do you remember me having to tell him you were my brother with palsy so he wouldn't arrest you? that was a close one. good thing i have many crazy friends - had to be creative to not get arrested more than once in my life.

i definitely earned a bar tab on you next time.

ih8brady
06-15-2009, 01:47 AM
On the very original question,



(http://www.finheaven.com/forums/f10/how-do-alcoholics-afford-it-250710.html)How do alcoholics afford it? (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/f10/how-do-alcoholics-afford-it-250710.html)
(http://www.finheaven.com/forums/f10/how-do-alcoholics-afford-it-250710.html)

I don't think you want to know how real drunkards support their lifestyles.

cafinfan408
06-15-2009, 08:47 PM
Drink some Amf's
adios mutha *******
thats what they are called pretty cheap dolphin colored and get the job done.
WHAT I DO!
is bring a girl with me or find a nice girl at the local bar make friends let her know what kinda drink you want and within 5 min she will find a guy to buy it for her (you)

GoonBoss
06-15-2009, 09:02 PM
that was about the gist of it. you were definitely in rare form. very impressive. you did miss a bit but i told you i wouldn't be that guy. next time, it's my turn to be the crazy one.

falling into the fence at around 7 was excellent. the best part was, you decided to do it at the exact time a cop was walking by. do you remember me having to tell him you were my brother with palsy so he wouldn't arrest you? that was a close one. good thing i have many crazy friends - had to be creative to not get arrested more than once in my life.

i definitely earned a bar tab on you next time.

Wingman. Epic.

You must always have a good wingman.

Tetragrammaton
06-15-2009, 09:45 PM
Wingman. Epic.

You must always have a good wingman.

The irony is that he had me drive because he assumed he would be too drunk. That didn't work out quite right.