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d-day
06-16-2009, 01:28 AM
BERLIN (Reuters) A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of footwear down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090612/od_nm/us_germany_fox


bet the forest worker was wondering what the fox going on

JCane
06-16-2009, 01:30 AM
Ha. I read the thread title. I thought maybe it was the Fox news channel lol.

Possum
06-16-2009, 01:33 AM
Ha. I read the thread title. I thought maybe it was the Fox news channel lol.
...or megan fox

JCane
06-16-2009, 01:37 AM
...or megan fox

Megan Fox would be stealing sex from me.

fishfanfromjerz
06-16-2009, 01:39 AM
Megan Fox would be raping me.

Possum
06-16-2009, 01:39 AM
Megan Fox would be stealing sex from me.
not really stealing if your throwing it at her.

d-day
06-16-2009, 01:41 AM
Megan Fox would be stealing sex from me.

quit hijacking my thread...

you mean megan fox you without permission!

JCane
06-16-2009, 01:41 AM
I would attack her face with my mouth lol.

JCane
06-16-2009, 01:42 AM
quit hijacking my thread...

you mean megan fox you without permission!

I'm still trying to figure out why these shoes were missing the laces lol.

Possum
06-16-2009, 01:43 AM
quit hijacking my thread...

you mean megan fox you without permission!
:lol:

Possum
06-16-2009, 01:44 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why these shoes were missing the laces lol.
they will know when the fox takes a dump.

d-day
06-16-2009, 01:53 AM
both of you can fox right off!

Possum
06-16-2009, 01:55 AM
both of you can fox right off!
:chuckle:

ih8brady
06-16-2009, 02:14 AM
Megan Fox rides with Winona Ryder.

Vaark
06-16-2009, 07:10 PM
From the thread title I was thinking it might be a celebrity's unconventional stem sole experiment to cure Cerebral Palsy.

BobDole
06-17-2009, 12:15 AM
I would attack her face with my mouth lol.

i would attack her face with something - but i'm not so sure it would be my mouth. :hump:

Possum
06-17-2009, 12:20 AM
i would attack her face with something - but i'm not so sure it would be my mouth. :hump:
this would be her text the following morning.

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

ih8brady
06-17-2009, 12:24 AM
this would be her text the following morning.

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.


Holy crap! LMAO!!!


:chuckle:

:rimshot:

BobDole
06-17-2009, 12:25 AM
this would be her text the following morning.

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

assuming i'd be done defiling her by 6, of course. :chuckle:

Possum
06-17-2009, 12:30 AM
assuming i'd be done defiling her by 6, of course. :chuckle:
TOOCHE!!!:rimshot:

MelbournePhin
06-22-2009, 11:15 PM
heard some dude on the radio that said he would suck the fart out of megan fox's ***. couldnt stop laughing

BobDole
06-22-2009, 11:35 PM
heard some dude on the radio that said he would suck the fart out of megan fox's ***. couldnt stop laughing

as long as it's a fat butt huff.

what's wrong with me?

Spray Mucus
06-23-2009, 06:21 PM
So a fox stole some shoes huh?

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 02:37 AM
So a fox stole some shoes huh?
you betcha ;)

Possum
06-25-2009, 02:41 AM
a fox, megan fox its still yet to be determined.

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 02:52 AM
a fox, megan fox its still yet to be determined.
and there is always the possibility that it was FOX News.

Or it could be a conspiracy concerning all three. I'll bet the FOX Execs captured a wild fox all because Megan Fox stole a bunch of shoes and they framed the wild fox.

Its all so clear now...

Possum
06-25-2009, 02:54 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Possum
06-25-2009, 02:57 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 12:12 PM
at least this fox didn't steal d-days apple turn overs... cuz the fox would be dead!