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Pandarilla 72
06-18-2009, 10:39 PM
I'm writing a parody of 'The Terminator'.

In a world where the proliferation of Enzyte and other penis enhancing drugs run wild. Man's penis becomes 'self-aware' and detach themselves at night between the hours of 4-5 in the morning to hold secret meetings about world domination at Taco Bells around the globe.

I'm pretty sure the John Connor character will be played by Rosie O'Donnell (because of the obvious effect she has on penises) or Joe Buck (who can wear down even the mightiest c#$k with his banal drawling rhetoric).

I still don't know about the title. 'The Sperminator' is too obvious, and 'Attack of the Giant C!%ks' seems too hackneyed.

Any thoughts for a title?

06-18-2009, 10:40 PM
are you ok bro haha

1 dol fan
06-18-2009, 11:34 PM
are you ok bro haha
Why? Are you?

06-18-2009, 11:37 PM
yeah im fine how about you

06-19-2009, 12:18 AM

The Ron Jeremy Identity

06-19-2009, 12:21 AM
BTW, what the **** does this thread have to do with it's title?

1 dol fan
06-19-2009, 01:25 AM
yeah im fine how about you
I'm good. Is it really normal for people from the Lounge to be normal though?

Wouldn't a situation such as this cause a change in the norm that would then make it... abnormal?

Would this then make the average person unaverage? wouldn't this cause the normal nature of the space-time continuum to reverse upon itself causing a handful of severe changes in the world as we know it?

If this situation were to play out, wouldn't it create a world most suitable for Loungies?

06-19-2009, 05:32 AM
edward penishands was the first thing that came to mind. romancing the bone wouldn't be awful. maybe even the o'donnell effect.

Pandarilla 72
06-19-2009, 09:20 AM
BobDole (you're sig always kills me) excellent submissions.

What about simply "The Rising"(or on second thought "The Stiffening").

I gotta call Sedano next week, maybe 790 will commission it.

06-19-2009, 09:25 AM
The Uprising

1 dol fan
06-19-2009, 03:56 PM
the attack of the cliterators!