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Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 12:45 PM
I came... I saw...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr2-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burrd-1.jpg

I ate

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr3-1.jpg

11 minutes and 20 seconds later. I concured!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr4-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr1-1.jpg

go ahead ask me anything at all!

X-Pacolypse
06-24-2009, 01:08 PM
Are you trying to become the next Adam Richman?

dolpns13
06-24-2009, 01:14 PM
I dont see an empty plate there.. There is still a chip and a bunch of guacamoli

BobDole
06-24-2009, 01:18 PM
i've got a few. how did you eat 5 lbs in 11 minutes? damn. and how many hours of awesome bathroom time did you receive for a job well done?

Vaark
06-24-2009, 01:23 PM
what was for dessert?

dolpns13
06-24-2009, 01:27 PM
Roman: OK , I think that just about does it
Chef: He isnt done yet
Roman: He'll need a little while with that last bite but itll go down
Chef: That aint the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but grizzle and fat.
Roman: No problem, look if i can get a desert down him, think you can throw in a couple paul bunyan hats for the kids?

dolpns13
06-24-2009, 01:28 PM
i've got a few. how did you eat 5 lbs in 11 minutes? damn. and how many hours of awesome bathroom time did you receive for a job well done?

:lol: Hours of bathroom time, days of recovering gaseousness

Lappy
06-24-2009, 01:37 PM
did you take out your lip stud thingy?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr2-1.jpg


Did you get any on your green shirt?
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burrd-1.jpg

Is that what your poo looked like today?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr3-1.jpg

Did you order in Mexican talk?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr4-1.jpg


Why in the picture up there ^ did I see a fork and now I see two spoons?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/burr1-1.jpg


One more question:

Do you think d-day looks like powder?

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 01:54 PM
Are you trying to become the next Adam Richman?


Adam richman aint got **** on me! Although I do watch man vs food... I would like to challenge him one day...

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 01:57 PM
I dont see an empty plate there.. There is still a chip and a bunch of guacamoli

i didn't eat the chip or guac cuz that would have been gluttony and I don't sin...

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:05 PM
i've got a few. how did you eat 5 lbs in 11 minutes?

instructions

open mouths

shovel

swallow


damn. and how many hours of awesome bathroom time did you receive for a job well done?

I've yet to see the results in the bathroom... but I got the new Guns and ammo mag, so I'm prepared

dreday
06-24-2009, 02:07 PM
Wow Mexican dookie!

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:10 PM
what was for dessert?


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/terryl-1.jpg

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:13 PM
did you take out your lip stud thingy?

no


Did you get any on your green shirt?

no


Is that what your poo looked like today?

answered above


Did you order in Mexican talk?

si


Why in the picture up there ^ did I see a fork and now I see two spoons?

cuz they didn't have any wooden spoons


One more question:

Do you think d-day looks like powder?

yes

Lappy
06-24-2009, 02:15 PM
I had the 5lb burrito, she had the 1.5lb...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/terryl-1.jpg

wow she's hot! Did you tell her about me at all?

and why did you eat so much food in front of your date?

Is that a Mexican thing?

Do Mexican women get all hot and bothered over men who can eat a lot?

dolpns13
06-24-2009, 02:22 PM
wow she's hot! Did you tell her about me at all?

and why did you eat so much food in front of your date?

Is that a Mexican thing?

Do Mexican women get all hot and bothered over men who can eat a lot?
only when they can eat alot of mexican food.. hence the burrito

Lappy
06-24-2009, 02:27 PM
only when they can eat alot of mexican food.. hence the burrito

that's why Salsa Lupe was all over me when i was eating those Nachos!

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:31 PM
only when they can eat alot of mexican food.. hence the burrito

this is the Spray Mucus Q&A nachos... when you can eat a 5lb burrito you can mkae ur own Q&A thread... it's n the TOS!

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:35 PM
wow she's hot! Did you tell her about me at all?

yes, i told her about the laundry... she thinks ur a jerk!


and why did you eat so much food in front of your date?

is my gf... she's smelled my fart... I put up with her snoring. She knows I put all my clothes away... the food wasn't a problem


Is that a Mexican thing?

si


Do Mexican women get all hot and bothered over men who can eat a lot?

only when they can eat alot of mexican food.. hence the burrito... this was the least clever answers in this reply.

Vaark
06-24-2009, 02:35 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/terryl-1.jpg

Hope you didn't overdo it with the fudge topping

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:42 PM
Hope you didn't overdo it with the fudge topping

please form your reply in a question...

Lappy
06-24-2009, 02:50 PM
So if I were in Mexico and wanted to impress a young lady into sleeping with me. What kinds of foods work best?

I see you used the Burrito. Would let say the Chimiechonga work well too?

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 02:56 PM
So if I were in Mexico and wanted to impress a young lady into sleeping with me. What kinds of foods work best?

I see you used the Burrito. Would let say the Chimiechonga work well too?

tacos - make babies
burritos - prolong secksi time
chimiechonga - impresses the hotos
quesdilla cheese - hand action
quesdilla carne - mouth
quesdilla pollo - a night in a mexican jail

Lappy
06-24-2009, 02:59 PM
tacos - make babies
burritos - prolong secksi time
chimiechonga - impresses the hotos
quesdilla cheese - hand action
quesdilla carne - mouth
quesdilla pollo - a night in a mexican jail

Are those names of Mexican dishes or your girlfriends family members? Cus I could go for some quesdillia carne right about now.....she swallows right?

Vaark
06-24-2009, 03:02 PM
please form your reply in a question...

Sorry.

Did dessert involve a generous slathering of hot fudge?

Lappy
06-24-2009, 03:06 PM
Sorry.

Did dessert involve a generous slathering of hot fudge?

you need to ask him in Mexican talk......

did you sopapilla in her Biscochitos Cookies

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 03:09 PM
Are those names of Mexican dishes or your girlfriends family members? Cus I could go for some quesdillia carne right about now.....she swallows right?

Mexican dishes... although she has an uncle named Chewy... he bites. interested?

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 03:10 PM
Sorry.

Did dessert involve a generous slathering of hot fudge?

yes, then I threw her a clean up towel (not my green shirt) and went to sleep... with ear plugs... I mentioned she snores right?

Lappy
06-24-2009, 03:13 PM
Mexican dishes... although she has an uncle named Chewy... he bites. interested?

No he lives in a galaxy far far away.

Vaark
06-24-2009, 03:18 PM
yes, then I threw her a clean up towel (not my green shirt) and went to sleep... with ear plugs... I mentioned she snores right?

You didn't have to; Estrada was already complaining about the noise ... errr, wasn't he?

Lappy
06-24-2009, 03:18 PM
yes, then I threw her a clean up towel (not my green shirt) and went to sleep... with ear plugs... I mentioned she snores right?

so that was after you put pork in her empanada?

Vaark
06-24-2009, 03:23 PM
you need to ask him in Mexican talk......

did you sopapilla in her Biscochitos Cookies

hey, I know you're up there in the lilly white, aboriginal and Filipino northern frozen tundra.. but for your edification, there's NO such language as "Mexican" ..nada!!!

Its proper name is "Spanglish"

Lappy
06-24-2009, 03:30 PM
hey, I know you're up there in the lilly white, aboriginal and Filipino northern frozen tundra.. but for your edification, there's NO such language as "Mexican" ..nada!!!

Its proper name is "Spanglish"

hahahahahahahaha OH Vaark! you simpleton......Spanglish is a horrible Adam Sandler Movie!

and you never use blue font after Cinco de Mayo!

BobDole
06-24-2009, 03:33 PM
instructions

open mouths

shovel

swallow



I've yet to see the results in the bathroom... but I got the new Guns and ammo mag, so I'm prepared

i take it you gave her those same instructions afterwards. :hitit:

5 lbs in 11 minutes is damn impressive. my best is 19 tacos at a super classy eating contest at taco bell. didn't leave the bathroom all day. good stuff.

Vaark
06-24-2009, 03:52 PM
hahahahahahahaha OH Vaark! you simpleton......Spanglish is a horrible Adam Sandler Movie!

and you never use blue font after Cinco de Mayo!

The question is what came first? The chicken or Adam Sandler?

And I'm sorry I upset your delicate designer sensitivities

I stand corrected: Cinquo de Mayo!
Was that better for you?

Lappy
06-24-2009, 03:58 PM
The question is what came first? The chicken or Adam Sandler?

And I'm sorry I upset your delicate designer sensitivities

I stand corrected: Cinquo de Mayo!
Was that better for you?

You know I was voted the Carson Kressley of FH last year.......they just haven't gotten my banner made up yet.

and yes that toasted my tortilla

JT-forpresident
06-24-2009, 04:52 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/terryl-1.jpg

just don't forget to poop before you get it on... it might end up bad, real bad !

Arsenal WV
06-24-2009, 04:55 PM
You're lady is cute man.

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 05:12 PM
to many statements and not enough questions... you gues fail my thread!

19 tacos is pretty impressive.

Same place makes a 10lb burrito, I'm actually prepping for that... this time will have youtube video up.

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 05:14 PM
You're lady is cute man.

what do u think of me?

and why is everybody quoting her pic, she's on par with every other chick here in southern cali! Did you guys not see that fu<king burrito... it was 5lbs in 11 1/2 minutes!

SpurzN703
06-24-2009, 05:47 PM
what do u think of me?

and why is everybody quoting her pic, she's on par with every other chick here in southern cali! Did you guys not see that fu<king burrito... it was 5lbs in 11 1/2 minutes!

Well there was no pic of you actually eating it so........:lol:

Spray Mucus
06-24-2009, 06:01 PM
Well there was no pic of you actually eating it so........:lol:

Drat, I've been found out! ur right... I asked a family of 4 if I can sit at their booth in front of their burrito, took a pic... and when they finished asked if I can take a pic in front of the empty plate.

good job detective!

BobDole
06-24-2009, 06:31 PM
to many statements and not enough questions... you gues fail my thread!

19 tacos is pretty impressive.

Same place makes a 10lb burrito, I'm actually prepping for that... this time will have youtube video up.

and where, pray tell, is this magical place where i can order a fugging 10 lb burrito? tell me it's a chain.

Arsenal WV
06-24-2009, 11:01 PM
Well, I'm a dude and I really don't care if somebody posts pics of himself eating a freaking burrito

I was more concerned that your ladies breasts were going to bulge out of that dress to be honest. No offense.

dolpns13
06-25-2009, 08:43 AM
this is the Spray Mucus Q&A nachos... when you can eat a 5lb burrito you can mkae ur own Q&A thread... it's n the TOS!

is the monster burrito at chessecake factory 5 lbs? its pretty damn big.. I ate that :hclap:

SpurzN703
06-25-2009, 09:15 AM
Drat, I've been found out! ur right... I asked a family of 4 if I can sit at their booth in front of their burrito, took a pic... and when they finished asked if I can take a pic in front of the empty plate.

good job detective!

True. It also could've just been your burrito that someone else ate and you're taking credit for it.

Or maybe RDS ate it and he's your idol so you framed it to look like you're him.

The possibilities are endless

arsenal
06-25-2009, 09:29 AM
which was more enjoyable, the 11.5 minutes to finish the burrito, or the 30 seconds to finish with the lady? :d-day:

Vaark
06-25-2009, 09:36 AM
Let's see you beat this bad boy!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

SpurzN703
06-25-2009, 11:07 AM
That fork ain't big enough :d-day:

dolpns13
06-25-2009, 11:12 AM
That fork ain't big enough :d-day:
need a pitchfork

BobDole
06-25-2009, 11:14 AM
Let's see you beat this bad boy!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

please tell me that isn't food. that picture should have the caption 'how to get aids without having sex'.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:17 AM
and where, pray tell, is this magical place where i can order a fugging 10 lb burrito? tell me it's a chain.

http://eatfeats.com/calendar/California.html

this site has a listing of resturants with food challenges... they also post contests... click on your state to find out whats close to you...

as for the 10lb I'm going this weekend, and unfortunatly it's not a chain.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:19 AM
Well, I'm a dude and I really don't care if somebody posts pics of himself eating a freaking burrito

I was more concerned that your ladies breasts were going to bulge out of that dress to be honest. No offense.

so ur concerned with her flaun cakes? ur a nice guy, I hope she latches onto a guy like you when we break up. :up:

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:20 AM
is the monster burrito at chessecake factory 5 lbs? its pretty damn big.. I ate that :hclap:


A cheesecake burrito? that sounds amazing!

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:21 AM
True. It also could've just been your burrito that someone else ate and you're taking credit for it.

Or maybe RDS ate it and he's your idol so you framed it to look like you're him.

The possibilities are endless

ur phones ringing dude.

dolpns13
06-25-2009, 11:23 AM
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:23 AM
which was more enjoyable, the 11.5 minutes to finish the burrito, or the 30 seconds to finish with the lady? :d-day:

Considering I've ate the burrito twice in my life and her only once... I would say the burrito.


PS - Who needs to give d-day 2 apple turn overs to get the multi quote function back?

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:31 AM
Let's see you beat this bad boy!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The 7lb breakfast burrito at Jack-n-grill in denever... No problem!

these guys are epic failures

5THNEa2g-Vc

it's 7lbs after John Elway, if I tried it I'd tell them to add 6 more lbs in honor of the true number 1 QB in the 83 draft!

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:35 AM
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

I saw that on Travel channels Extreme pig out special... if ur over 350lbs you eat for free... not to sound like a prude but the owner was once a nutrionist, and he of all should people knows that's not a good way to promote good health... He's practically helping kill obese people.

Most competetive eaters are are athletes or smaller people (body fat wise). Hell look at Micheal Phelps diet for instance. That japanese hot dog winner at Nathans for so many years is what a cool 160lbs?

dolpns13
06-25-2009, 11:39 AM
I saw that on Travel channels Extreme pig out special... if ur over 350lbs you eat for free... not to sound like a prude but the owner was once a nutrionist, and he of all should people knows that's not a good way to promote good health... He's practically helping kill obese people.

Most competetive eaters are are athletes or smaller people (body fat wise). Hell look at Micheal Phelps diet for instance. That japanese hot dog winner at Nathans for so many years is what a cool 160lbs?
give me a quadruple bypass burger please :hclap:

BobDole
06-25-2009, 11:50 AM
http://eatfeats.com/calendar/California.html

this site has a listing of resturants with food challenges... they also post contests... click on your state to find out whats close to you...

as for the 10lb I'm going this weekend, and unfortunatly it's not a chain.

stupid pizza and ice cream for me locally. nice find on that site though. if i ever come to your neck of the woods - it's a walk off.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 11:54 AM
stupid pizza and ice cream for me locally. nice find on that site though. if i ever come to your neck of the woods - it's a walk off.

Orange County believe it or not doesnt have as much as I would think they would have. Los Angeles has a few, and I'm gonna head down to San Diego in the next month to tackle the 12 egg omlete. Eat it in under an hour and it's free (I'll need 20mins or less)... plus I get my name on the wall of fame... finally i'll be imortilized!

fishfanfromjerz
06-25-2009, 11:59 AM
Do you give your girl a dirty sanchez? Is so, do u still refer to it as a dirty sanchez? Or due to your Hispanic background, do you refer to it as a Caucasian slang term? Such as... The Dirty Eugene? Or The Dirty White Trailer Trash? My curiosity is rampant about this matter

BobDole
06-25-2009, 12:06 PM
Orange County believe it or not doesnt have as much as I would think they would have. Los Angeles has a few, and I'm gonna head down to San Diego in the next month to tackle the 12 egg omlete. Eat it in under an hour and it's free (I'll need 20mins or less)... plus I get my name on the wall of fame... finally i'll be imortilized!

yeah, we got a bunch of nothing. the only almost cool thing we used to have was a burger with a full pound steak patty and full pound of fries - it was like 3 actual pounds of food. you got a free one every time you ate it and your picture on the wall. there were about ten pictures of people that ate it in the place. 5 were of me - after that they just stopped taking my picture. and, of course, it closed down.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 12:16 PM
Do you give your girl a dirty sanchez? Is so, do u still refer to it as a dirty sanchez? Or due to your Hispanic background, do you refer to it as a Caucasian slang term? Such as... The Dirty Eugene? Or The Dirty White Trailer Trash? My curiosity is rampant about this matter

well I'm a half breed, 1/2 white and 1/2 Mexican... She's full Mexican... so I don't give my girlfriend anything but the eagle eye when she's around my watches. I tell her "I know how many are there so don't get any ideas"... I know that was racist but I'm half Mexican, it's okay for me to say that.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 12:20 PM
yeah, we got a bunch of nothing. the only almost cool thing we used to have was a burger with a full pound steak patty and full pound of fries - it was like 3 actual pounds of food. you got a free one every time you ate it and your picture on the wall. there were about ten pictures of people that ate it in the place. 5 were of me - after that they just stopped taking my picture. and, of course, it closed down.

ever go into eating contests?

google big burrito or burgers in ur general area, I've found a few places that aren't on that website on a few message boards or on yelp.

BobDole
06-25-2009, 12:46 PM
ever go into eating contests?

google big burrito or burgers in ur general area, I've found a few places that aren't on that website on a few message boards or on yelp.

never went into it competitively - but have done eating contests with friends many, many times. if there was a place in or around orlando that catered to freaks like me, i'm pretty sure i'd know. as much as i can pack in i know i'd still get used at an actual eating contest. would still do it without a second thought though.

i can say that i have won every eating contest i've been involved in. we used to do them at mcdonald's on 49 cent hamburger wednesday (23), at taco bell (19), fazoli's (57 breadsticks), and chinese buffets (don't ask). pretty impressive considering i'm about a buck sixty.

Vaark
06-25-2009, 12:51 PM
yeah, we got a bunch of nothing. the only almost cool thing we used to have was a burger with a full pound steak patty and full pound of fries - it was like 3 actual pounds of food. you got a free one every time you ate it and your picture on the wall. there were about ten pictures of people that ate it in the place. 5 were of me - after that they just stopped taking my picture. and, of course, it closed down.

R U talking about Cheeburger Cheeburger?

BobDole
06-25-2009, 12:53 PM
R U talking about Cheeburger Cheeburger?

it was a place called jungle jim's in downtown orlando. closed a while back.

Lappy
06-25-2009, 01:03 PM
I once ate the Big Boy Bruce Platter at the Night Hawk Resturant in Manitoba.

This Burger is sick......

Double patty, Double Bacon and the works.

It's 4.5 pounds.

But the hard part is finishing the Fries and the coleslaw.....It has to be a clean plate and you get a free ice cream cone or shake.

Let's see a half and half do that! Stupid Mexican'ts.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 01:05 PM
never went into it competitively - but have done eating contests with friends many, many times. if there was a place in or around orlando that catered to freaks like me, i'm pretty sure i'd know. as much as i can pack in i know i'd still get used at an actual eating contest. would still do it without a second thought though.

i can say that i have won every eating contest i've been involved in. we used to do them at mcdonald's on 49 cent hamburger wednesday (23), at taco bell (19), fazoli's (57 breadsticks), and chinese buffets (don't ask). pretty impressive considering i'm about a buck sixty.

Buffets I dominate.. El toritto I once ate 25 tacos, the taco guy thought i was messin with him each time I came back when I told them they were for me.

People are amazed that I can pack away what I can. Everybody automatically assumes fat people would rule but it's not always the case. It's the sizes of ur stomach (not belly) and appetite...

I drink upwards to 2-3 gallons of water a day, eat between a 1-1.5lbs of brocolli a day, work out like a mad man at the gym, and have a huge appetite... i have no doubt I can pack it away, it's the speed I'm gonna start working on.

I actually had that 5lb burrito once before about 6 months ago, never timed it but I got it down with ease and afterwards had a 20oz frozen yogurt... I was tell the GF about it and she didn't belive me, so we went on a whim, granted I had already drank my usual 2-3 gallons of water and had 5 meals prior to going to dinner so my stomach was still pretty full and I wasn't even hungry. We timed it and sure enough got it down in under 12 mins... the waitress couldn't belive her eyes, she said the prior record was 45mins.

next time u have ur contests, youtube it, i like watching freaks eat.

if you can google "furious pete" he's about my speed, and my size.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 01:06 PM
I once ate the Big Boy Bruce Platter at the Night Hawk Resturant in Manitoba.

This Burger is sick......

Double patty, Double Bacon and the works.

It's 4.5 pounds.

But the hard part is finishing the Fries and the coleslaw.....It has to be a clean plate and you get a free ice cream cone or shake.

Let's see a half and half do that! Stupid Mexican'ts.

why would I go to Manitoba? That's just stupid!

BobDole
06-25-2009, 01:19 PM
Buffets I dominate.. El toritto I once ate 25 tacos, the taco guy thought i was messin with him each time I came back when I told them they were for me.

People are amazed that I can pack away what I can. Everybody automatically assumes fat people would rule but it's not always the case. It's the sizes of ur stomach (not belly) and appetite...

I drink upwards to 2-3 gallons of water a day, eat between a 1-1.5lbs of brocolli a day, work out like a mad man at the gym, and have a huge appetite... i have no doubt I can pack it away, it's the speed I'm gonna start working on.

I actually had that 5lb burrito once before about 6 months ago, never timed it but I got it down with ease and afterwards had a 20oz frozen yogurt... I was tell the GF about it and she didn't belive me, so we went on a whim, granted I had already drank my usual 2-3 gallons of water and had 5 meals prior to going to dinner so my stomach was still pretty full and I wasn't even hungry. We timed it and sure enough got it down in under 12 mins... the waitress couldn't belive her eyes, she said the prior record was 45mins.

next time u have ur contests, youtube it, i like watching freaks eat.

if you can google "furious pete" he's about my speed, and my size.


very true. i was always by far the smallest one to compete - and always won with relative ease. i'm not as active as i used to be but i'm right there with you on the water - i drink it all day every day. if liquid goes into my body it's either water or alcohol.

we used to do them out of sheer boredom in college all the time. almost monthly. haven't done it in a while but will be sure do tape my gluttony next time.

Lappy
06-25-2009, 02:02 PM
why would I go to Manitoba? That's just stupid!

It's a beautiful Province surrounded by wild life and Mother Nature in the likes of which you've never seen! It is riddled with charm and grace that California could only dream of.

A place where the burgers are the size of your bicepts and fries flow from the fryer like boys in d-days bum. A place where Mexican's never come because we as a people hate the stinky. A place where only women of the largest of chest shall sleep in the beds of made men.

**** you Spray Mucus.

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 03:14 PM
It's a beautiful Province surrounded by wild life and Mother Nature in the likes of which you've never seen! It is riddled with charm and grace that California could only dream of.

A place where the burgers are the size of your bicepts and fries flow from the fryer like boys in d-days bum. A place where Mexican's never come because we as a people hate the stinky. A place where only women of the largest of chest shall sleep in the beds of made men.

**** you Spray Mucus.
Said like a true Can'tadian.

Lappy
06-25-2009, 03:42 PM
Said like a true Can'tadian.

1. it's Canadican't.
2. this is Spray Mucus Q&A thread not the 1 dol fan be mean to a Canadian thread
3. what does "said like a true canadican't" even mean?
4. lists are fun.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 03:45 PM
It's a beautiful Province surrounded by wild life and Mother Nature in the likes of which you've never seen! It is riddled with charm and grace that California could only dream of.

A place where the burgers are the size of your bicepts and fries flow from the fryer like boys in d-days bum. A place where Mexican's never come because we as a people hate the stinky. A place where only women of the largest of chest shall sleep in the beds of made men.

**** you Spray Mucus.

it's also a place where you can't finish the fries or slaw... Ur on a time out from this thread.. it's my thread... my rules!

Lappy
06-25-2009, 03:54 PM
it's also a place where you can't finish the fries or slaw... Ur on a time out from this thread.. it's my thread... my rules!

because that would be gluttony and we don't sin.

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 03:56 PM
Said like a true Can'tadian.

carefull, Lappy is like the 41st toughest guy I know...

Lappy
06-25-2009, 03:57 PM
carefull, Lappy is like the 41st toughest guy I know...

I'm the toughest guy outside of your family you know?????

it must be because I can throw a football further than Chad Pennington!

Spray Mucus
06-25-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm the toughest guy outside of your family you know?????

it must be because I can throw a football further than Chad Pennington!


Plummer is the 40th toughest guy I know... He moved up from 42nd cuz he successfully C-blocked you!

Lappy
06-25-2009, 04:21 PM
Plummer is the 40th toughest guy I know... He moved up from 42nd cuz he successfully C-blocked you!

he's tougher that Tia Maria?

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 06:27 PM
1. it's Canadican't.
2. this is Spray Mucus Q&A thread not the 1 dol fan be mean to a Canadian thread
3. what does "said like a true canadican't" even mean?
4. lists are fun.
I agree with you on each point... also, agreeing to lists are fun too!

Vaark
06-25-2009, 07:17 PM
well I'm a half breed, 1/2 white and 1/2 Mexican... She's full Mexican... so I don't give my girlfriend anything but the eagle eye when she's around my watches. I tell her "I know how many are there so don't get any ideas"... I know that was racist but I'm half Mexican, it's okay for me to say that.

So when you get shipped off to Lompoc or Folsom, will you be joining the Mexican Mafia or The White Aryan Brotherhood? Choices..choices..choices

SRM
06-25-2009, 07:21 PM
:lol: I caught the misc lingo there.

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 11:42 PM
So, do you have any advice to someone who is trying a challenge? I am gonna be in a burrito eating contest. The first to finish wins.

I am a bigger guy and have always had a true love for food.

When I win, I will tell the world Spray Mucus taught me everything I knew!

PrepDogg
07-02-2009, 11:48 PM
Keep these kind of eating habits up and you will get more stretch marks in no time, mister.

myke1072
07-03-2009, 09:01 AM
5lb burrito.....rookie! LoL. I once gained 8 lbs at Texas de Brazil. Food is my forte'. I do not know anyone who can eat like I can.

Bumpus
07-03-2009, 10:02 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, and crushes a family of squirrels, and RDS is still on holiday, and the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, and if oranges were actually blue, and turtles held garage sales, and Tom Brady wasn't such a d-bag, and Flyers fans knew what they were talking about, and Kanye West wasn't a gay fish, and the square root of pi was cake ... Would Jimmy Fallon still suck?

BobDole
07-03-2009, 07:29 PM
If a tree falls in the forest, and crushes a family of squirrels, and RDS is still on holiday, and the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, and if oranges were actually blue, and turtles held garage sales, and Tom Brady wasn't such a d-bag, and Flyers fans knew what they were talking about, and Kanye West wasn't a gay fish, and the square root of pi was cake ... Would Jimmy Fallon still suck?

no amount of rhetorical questions could make jimmy fallon not suck.

fatkirstyalley
07-06-2009, 10:33 AM
I have a question. What was the main course?

d-day
07-06-2009, 11:45 PM
Keep these kind of eating habits up and you will get more stretch marks in no time, mister.

too late!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/62147-1.jpg

PrepDogg
07-06-2009, 11:51 PM
too late!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/62147-1.jpg

That's fresh!

Possum
07-07-2009, 12:24 AM
did you look like john candy in the great outdoors?
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/0E03CCCAB62825-1.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/0E/03/0E03CCCAB62825.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.courier-journal.com/blogs/vel12/2008_02_01_archive.html&usg=__iPjOT443Ylr6FrF9BjfPwK8f9Yg=&h=87&w=78&sz=4&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=VHLvI3XC3cUSVM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bcandy%2Bthe%2Bgreat%2Boutdoors%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)