PDA

View Full Version : Ho Exchanges Sex For A Box Of Chips



Vaark
06-24-2009, 02:26 PM
You can either make a case for that the $30 box was filled with Frito LAYs or by a Frito Lay employee. Both would apply:lol:.


Police say Okla. prostitute accepted unusual payment An Oklahoma City woman has pleaded no contest to charges of prostitution in which she agreed to exchange sexual favors for a case of Frito-Lay chips, The Oklahoman reports. The newspaper says the woman, Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, told police that the client said he worked at Frito-Lay, but didn't have any money. Instead, he offered to pay with a $30 case of chips he had in the back of his car, and she accepted, according to the police report. Smith was fined $1,142 in municipal court, the paper says

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/06/prostitute-accepts-case-of-fritolay-chips-as-payment.html

BobDole
06-24-2009, 03:24 PM
can't have just one.

MoFinz
06-24-2009, 05:03 PM
eat all you want....they'll make more

WVDolphan
06-24-2009, 05:13 PM
When she asked how much he would give, he whipped it out and said "all that and a bag of chips."

SpurzN703
06-24-2009, 05:49 PM
When she asked how much he would give, he whipped it out and said "all that and a bag of chips."

And this time it was a "Dick in a Bag".

MoFinz
06-24-2009, 07:32 PM
Mmmmmmmm....so salty

ih8brady
06-24-2009, 09:23 PM
Am I the only one who thought something went horribly wrong for Dr. David Ho?

ih8brady
06-24-2009, 09:37 PM
Which also brings up something I was wondering, did Ho Chi Minh's close friends call him Ho?

Bumpus
06-24-2009, 11:44 PM
Interesting ... I didn't know Lays could get you laid.

... Well, outside of the parking lot @ Jenny Craig. (probably best not to go into that)

KDog13
06-25-2009, 01:59 AM
Thats awesome Ho's are feeling the recession too in which they started lowering there demands to a bag of chips. I wonder whats the lowest they would go for perhaps a candy bar?

Possum
06-25-2009, 02:03 AM
"is that a big box of sour cream and onion chips or are you just happy to see me?"

1 dol fan
06-25-2009, 02:58 AM
My grandparents used to say "cheapo cheapo, almost free". (which is probably really racist to someone) but I guess the case here would be cheap ho cheap ho just a free-to

Possum
06-25-2009, 03:03 AM
My grandparents used to say "cheapo cheapo, almost free". (which is probably really racist to someone) but I guess the case here would be cheap ho cheap ho just a free-to
:lol:

SpurzN703
06-25-2009, 09:18 AM
Interesting ... I didn't know Lays could get you laid.

... Well, outside of the parking lot @ Jenny Craig. (probably best not to go into that)

Why did you think it was called Lays then? :hump: