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FinFrenzy
06-29-2009, 04:02 PM
To think that he takes up our oxygen......




JUNE 29--A Florida man last week called 911 seeking a police escort to the Miami home of the rapper Lil Wayne. Michael Kruse, 20, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge for making false emergency calls, according to the below St. John's County Sheriff's Office report

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0629091lilwayne1.html

When he was told they don't do police escorts so you can go see a rapper...he asks if they have a helicopter then....:rimshot: :sidelol:


Here is his live 911 call http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/lilwayne911escort.mp3

Dolfan3773
06-29-2009, 07:35 PM
LOL...what dumb ***

Gonzo
06-29-2009, 07:47 PM
They can't make the fine for this **** high enough. IMO, it warrants at least a couple nights in jail to serve as a deterrent/well deserved punishment (same for those who don't pull over when emergency vehicles are en route).

GoonBoss
06-29-2009, 10:02 PM
Well, in fairness...It was an emergency to HIM.

Cut the guy some slack. It's not like he was trying to get an escort to see Bizmarquee or something...It's Lil' Wayne. That should warrent at least a radio car or something.

Maybe a stop for a Publix sub along the way...You know...He could be hungry.

Gonzo
06-29-2009, 10:42 PM
Well, in fairness...It was an emergency to HIM.

Cut the guy some slack. It's not like he was trying to get an escort to see Bizmarquee or something...It's Lil' Wayne. That should warrent at least a radio car or something.

Maybe a stop for a Publix sub along the way...You know...He could be hungry.
Well, he should know better than to call 911 when he wants to get somewhere in a hurry.

Everyday they don't never come correct.
You can ask my man right here with the broken dreams of meeting Lil' Wayne.
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in Lil' Wayne's World by 8 pm 9-11
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'

GoonBoss
06-29-2009, 10:45 PM
Well, he should know better than to call 911 when he wants to get somewhere in a hurry.

Everyday they don't never come correct.
You can ask my man right here with the broken dreams of meeting Lil' Wayne.
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in Lil' Wayne's World by 8 pm 9-11
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'

Just another example of oppression by "The man".

Possum
06-30-2009, 01:45 AM
yessss!! only in florida. where mcnuggets and visiting rappers warrants 911 calls.

tylerdolphin
06-30-2009, 02:09 AM
Next time I dont feel like walking all the way across campus to go to class, I think Ill just call in for the police helicopter to give me a lift.

WVDolphan
06-30-2009, 11:46 AM
Lil Wayne blows.

No that I think of it so does Big Wayne, G-Wayne, Wayne Dogg, and Young Wayne. They all blow.

The only good rapper is Lil Yung G Dogg.

BobDole
06-30-2009, 12:15 PM
you lost me at rapper.

canesandbhoys
06-30-2009, 01:00 PM
Yeah, it's funny because every single rap artist and every track ever made is all the same shallow, non-intellectual garbage. Plus, the rap played and encouraged through the mainstream media is the cream of the crop. The artists that make up the underground rap scene have much less skill, talent, and political/social/emotional insight than amazing lyricists like Soulja Boy.






:facepalm:

Gonzo
06-30-2009, 08:04 PM
:lol: This is turning into another "rap sucks" thread.

Bumpus
06-30-2009, 08:22 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.

:lol: Rap does suck.

Gonzo
06-30-2009, 08:59 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.

:lol: Rap does suck.
I listen to some, but I'll listen to it any day over country or modern **** rock (nickelback, puddle of mudd, etc.).

Myles Fynch
06-30-2009, 10:05 PM
Lil Wayne blows.

No that I think of it so does Big Wayne, G-Wayne, Wayne Dogg, and Young Wayne. They all blow.

Bruce Wayne kicks ***, though.

canesandbhoys
06-30-2009, 11:01 PM
Sarcasm is all for not when it comes to FinHeaven...

Possum
07-01-2009, 12:48 AM
I listen to some, but I'll listen to it any day over country or modern **** rock (nickelback, puddle of mudd, etc.).
hey hey hey at least you can understand country.

Gonzo
07-01-2009, 01:11 AM
hey hey hey at least you can understand country.I understand that it sucks my balls.