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JCane
06-30-2009, 02:01 AM
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

I will beat your face in with a jumbo bag of Cheetos Puffs.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/cheetosgirl-1.jpg

Ricky4Life
06-30-2009, 02:13 AM
Dangerously CHEESSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ih8brady
06-30-2009, 02:14 AM
It ain't easy bein' cheesy!

Bumpus
06-30-2009, 08:15 AM
:lol2:
That was my first thought.

GoonBoss
06-30-2009, 08:16 AM
This is the greatest thing in the world.

Cheeto assault for the WIN

Myles Fynch
06-30-2009, 07:47 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/06/2dufpdc-1.jpg

Bumpus
06-30-2009, 08:26 PM
Seriously, Cheetos???

WTF? Don't these people watch commercials? Everyone knows that thrown Doritos make much better weapons.

Bumpus
06-30-2009, 08:28 PM
Side note ...

Who's the bimbo in the tub?

Myles Fynch
06-30-2009, 09:43 PM
Side note ...

Who's the bimbo in the tub?

You're going to have to eat a lot of Cheetos to find out...

Bumpus
06-30-2009, 10:44 PM
Dammit, where's FKA when you need her?

Myles Fynch
06-30-2009, 10:50 PM
Dammit, where's FKA when you need her?

It's summer--must be at Fat Camp.

Pandarilla 72
06-30-2009, 11:21 PM
yeah, puffy cheetohs are a terrible choice for snack weaponry (I mean a well placed skittle to the dome could cause paralysis).

ih8brady
06-30-2009, 11:24 PM
It's summer--must be at Fat Camp.



Damn fat camp! :crazy:



:disapprove:

JCane
06-30-2009, 11:31 PM
Side note ...

Who's the bimbo in the tub?

No clue lol. I did a "Cheetos" search and she popped up in the images lol. I was like...what the ****...

d-day
07-01-2009, 12:23 AM
I will beat your face in with a jumbo bag of Cheetos Puffs.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/cheetosgirl-1.jpg

maybe she was cheeting on him

Myles Fynch
07-01-2009, 12:27 AM
No clue lol. I did a "Cheetos" search and she popped up in the images lol. I was like...what the ****...

Are you sure you didn't do a "naked girl in tub" search and "Cheetos" was just a coincidence?

SpurzN703
07-04-2009, 11:04 PM
I will beat your face in with a jumbo bag of Cheetos Puffs.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/cheetosgirl-1.jpg

Nasty broad. Surprised she isn't eating the cheetos herself