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WVDolphan
07-03-2009, 12:11 AM
When will Hollywood figure this **** out?

Im trying to watch MLB Network just now and I have the misfortune of seeing an ad for a movie in which John ****ing Cena is the star. Are they serious with this ****?

STOP GIVING MOVIES TO WRESTLERS!!!

First of all, wrestling blows. It was one thing when Hulk Hogan got a few movies back in the day. And from what I hear, the Rock wasnt terrible as an actor. But, John ****ing Cena? What a total duchebag. Id like to smash a guitar or two over his ****ing head. Then id like to take one of those giant pieces of machinery and drop a load of ****ing bricks over that tool shed.

Jesus I get sick of all the morons with John Cena t shirts. John Cena blows. And he sure as hell cant act.

Since when is this guy a ****ing actor? If this goofball gets a ****ing movie then they should be giving movies to a lot of other people.

Which makes me think of a greater question which I will pose in another thread.

Boone
07-03-2009, 12:15 AM
I hate wrestlers too....but why all the ****ing cussing? ;)

WeVie
07-03-2009, 12:30 AM
his new movie 12 rounds is a good movie. his first one was not bad either.

GoonBoss
07-03-2009, 12:58 AM
The Rock is a reasonably good actor. I mean, he's not going to go to Theatre on the round and start doing Othello, but he's not bad. I like Cena as a wrestler. His mic skills are probably among the best in the business...Of course that's not saying he's a good actor.

Here's the thing though...Do you think they'd be getting movies if they all lost money? Look...They aren't doing Citizen Kane here.

SpaceMountain16
07-03-2009, 01:02 AM
WV you've obviously never seen Mr. Nanny

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/518HNBZDBML_SL500_AA280_-1.jpg

ih8brady
07-03-2009, 02:01 AM
Some of the worst acting ever at one minute, seven seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cev6xGJZKRs

BARF
07-03-2009, 03:18 AM
the rock has made some decent movies i like the rundown and walking tall after that they all suck, the marine was ok, not good but it was watchable

Tetragrammaton
07-03-2009, 08:11 AM
Some of the worst acting ever at one minute, seven seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cev6xGJZKRs

It was pretty depressing seeing Mayor Carcetti in there.

I guess these films make money. I have never seen any of them, so I don't have much more context to judge it on.

cafinfan408
07-03-2009, 08:25 AM
the rock has made some decent movies i like the rundown and walking tall after that they all suck, the marine was ok, not good but it was watchable

The Rock was great in gameplanhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/410w-1.jpg

X-Pacolypse
07-03-2009, 11:04 AM
I don't think it's so much that wrestlers can't act. I think it's more of a case that John Cena can't act.

Arsenal WV
07-03-2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVJMeSsnZ0


If all you have to watch is the first blooper. It's worth it. but the whole youtube video is hilarious


edit: start at 1:10 into the video hahhahahahaha

BobDole
07-03-2009, 04:53 PM
WV you've obviously never seen Mr. Nanny

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/518HNBZDBML_SL500_AA280_-1.jpg

or suburban commando. :lol:

Myles Fynch
07-04-2009, 01:52 AM
WV you've obviously never seen Mr. Nanny

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/518HNBZDBML_SL500_AA280_-1.jpg

Now how did I miss this one? I thought I'd seen every piece of crap they put out over the last ten years.

Maybe Netflix has it...

:lol:

SpaceMountain16
07-04-2009, 01:51 PM
or suburban commando. :lol:

^ A classic. Also in this movie is the Undertaker who played one of the bad guys.

But the Rock is a pretty decent actor. I've yet to see any of Cena's movies but i hate him in general so i doubt it matters. I also saw Behind Enemy Lines 3 with Ken Kennedy formerly of the WWE, that was a terrible movie and he wasn't even the main character even though he's like on the cover and first billed. I didn't see See No Evil starring Kane from the WWE.

Rowdy Roddy Piper actually did a few cheesy B-Movies back in the 80's that honestly weren't that bad. He was pretty good in them too.

I saw the condemned with Steve Austin, that was kind of lame.

CedarPhin
07-04-2009, 03:21 PM
I actually liked "The Condemned"

SpurzN703
07-04-2009, 06:18 PM
**** like this gets made b/c WWE 14 yr olds beg their hick parents to buy them tickets and merchandise.

Bumpus
07-05-2009, 06:41 AM
"... Ain't got time to bleed ..."
- Jesse "the mind" Ventura

SwimminInIndy
07-05-2009, 10:40 PM
So I guess you're one that doesn't want Triple H to play Thor in the movie huh?

SpaceMountain16
07-05-2009, 11:48 PM
So I guess you're one that doesn't want Triple H to play Thor in the movie huh?

They've already casted Thor.

Chubby
07-06-2009, 01:30 PM
When will Hollywood figure this **** out?

Im trying to watch MLB Network just now and I have the misfortune of seeing an ad for a movie in which John ****ing Cena is the star. Are they serious with this ****?

STOP GIVING MOVIES TO WRESTLERS!!!

First of all, wrestling blows. It was one thing when Hulk Hogan got a few movies back in the day. And from what I hear, the Rock wasnt terrible as an actor. But, John ****ing Cena? What a total duchebag. Id like to smash a guitar or two over his ****ing head. Then id like to take one of those giant pieces of machinery and drop a load of ****ing bricks over that tool shed.

Jesus I get sick of all the morons with John Cena t shirts. John Cena blows. And he sure as hell cant act.

Since when is this guy a ****ing actor? If this goofball gets a ****ing movie then they should be giving movies to a lot of other people.

Which makes me think of a greater question which I will pose in another thread.

Come on WV, you cant be serious.

You mean to tell me you didnt like Capt Lou Albano in the "Girls Just Want to have Fun" Cindy Lauper Video? Its a classic!!!!:d-day:
Chubbs

fatkirstyalley
07-06-2009, 01:50 PM
I disagree...exhibit A

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

SpaceMountain16
07-07-2009, 12:54 AM
I actually liked "The Condemned"

It wasn't "terrible" but it came off to me as kind of low budget. I think with some bigger stars and maybe more money to play with special effects, make it more action packed, it could have had potential.

GoonBoss
07-07-2009, 01:40 AM
They Live with roddy Piper was pretty good :)

ih8brady
07-07-2009, 03:20 PM
They Live with roddy Piper was pretty good :)



I've come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubble gum.


:rimshot:

SpaceMountain16
07-07-2009, 04:53 PM
I've come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubble gum.


:rimshot:

:lol2:

Piper is the man, i made sure i picked up a "Hotrod" shirt from the WWE store when i was in Canada a few years ago.

fatkirstyalley
07-07-2009, 05:15 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/undertakercommando-1.jpg

Undertake disagrees with you

fatkirstyalley
07-07-2009, 05:17 PM
How can you say they cant act????? look at the fear in hogan's eyes!!! you cant fake that....unless you are an academy award calibur ACTOR

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/5lvy4x-1.jpg (http://i32.tinypic.com/5lvy4x.jpg)

GoonBoss
07-07-2009, 06:07 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/2090432353_742c82becf-1.jpg?v=1196946468

MoFinz
07-07-2009, 06:10 PM
They Live was awesome...best fight scene ever in a movie....BUT....it could not top the Piper Classic

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

or even

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/bodyslam-1.jpg

Samphin
07-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Randy Savage was good in Spiderman where he played...a wrestler.

ih8brady
07-08-2009, 11:09 PM
Randy Savage was good in Spiderman where he played...a wrestler.



Nah, Bone-saw was ridiculous.

Colorado Dolfan
07-09-2009, 01:25 AM
Nah, Bone-saw was ridiculous.

Well, honestly, so is Randy Savage... :chuckle:

SpaceMountain16
07-09-2009, 02:13 AM
Well, honestly, so is Randy Savage... :chuckle:

Blasphemy

GoonBoss
07-09-2009, 03:26 AM
They Live was awesome...best fight scene ever in a movie....BUT....it could not top the Piper Classic

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

or even

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/bodyslam-1.jpg

that was one of my signature phrases in the Army....

Soldiers......This barracks is spic and span by 0900 or hell is going to come to frogtown!

BobDole
07-09-2009, 01:22 PM
Nah, Bone-saw was ridiculous.

he wasn't on any steroids in that movie. :rolleyes2:

The_Dark_Knight
07-09-2009, 06:41 PM
Hard to tell from just a trailer, but it doesn't look any better or anymore ridiculus than some of the movies coming out of Hollywood today.

Special effects
Violence
Profanity
Pyro

MDK

Murder
Death
Kill
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