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X-Pacolypse
07-23-2009, 10:19 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-tim-tebow-virgin-s072309,0,6695168.story



You no longer need to wonder if the devoutly spiritual Tim Tebow (http://www.finheaven.com/topic/sports/football/tim-tebow-PESPT008528.topic) is a virgin.

Now you know.

Dolfan3773
07-23-2009, 10:46 PM
:lol:

JT-forpresident
07-24-2009, 03:58 AM
i know three girls who are going to UF and they think he's definitely a virgin...

the only question i have is, how can he not want to jump all over his GF...
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/tim_tebow_girlfriend2-1.jpg
i mean, DAMN !

#1 Fan
07-24-2009, 04:05 AM
i guarantee she's not a virgin.

JCane
07-24-2009, 04:18 AM
Water is wet.

Sun rises in the east.

Sun sets in the west.

Add Tim Tebow is a virgin to the list of things that will never change.

Guy would rather touch the penis of little boys in third world countries than mount up on this...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/tim_tebow_girlfriend2-1.jpg

MP-Omnis
07-24-2009, 06:22 AM
Tebow is dating Lucy Pinder?

X-Pacolypse
07-24-2009, 01:02 PM
Water is wet.

Sun rises in the east.

Sun sets in the west.

Add Tim Tebow is a virgin to the list of things that will never change.

Guy would rather touch the penis of little boys in third world countries than mount up on this...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/tim_tebow_girlfriend2-1.jpg

Looking at her, Tebow has no excuse for being a virgin. If I dated her, I couldn't even begin to tell you how many hot ones I would be pumping in her on a daily basis.

Arsenal WV
07-24-2009, 03:37 PM
Looking at her, Tebow has no excuse for being a virgin. If I dated her, I couldn't even begin to tell you how many hot ones I would be pumping in her on a daily basis.




:lol:

SpurzN703
07-24-2009, 03:46 PM
Tebow, snatch is much better than football/religion.

As for the chick, I'd hit it.

GoonBoss
07-24-2009, 04:09 PM
Looking at her, Tebow has no excuse for being a virgin. If I dated her, I couldn't even begin to tell you how many hot ones I would be pumping in her on a daily basis.


:hi5:

No **** right?! Holy ****! That's about as close to perfect in a physical way that I can think of for me. My god.....The hotness....Ok. This is why you don't draft Tebow. If he gets married, he's going to realize what a smoking hot piece he's married to and football is all of a sudden going to not mean nearly as much.

Jesus...She's hot.

Arsenal WV
07-24-2009, 04:15 PM
That's not even the half of it. Go look at the last 3 pages of the 3 AM crew thread. He's been with some hotties in his day. and yet he wont smash...

Arsenal WV
07-24-2009, 04:16 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/tebow2no9-1.jpg

GoonBoss
07-24-2009, 04:58 PM
I'm sorry....That chick would be so knocked up it's not even funny if it was me. ****ing Quarterbacks.

#1dolphinsfan
07-24-2009, 05:30 PM
Maybe they want to wait tell they are married you have to remember Tebow is a Religious person

X-Pacolypse
07-25-2009, 09:45 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2009/07/tebow2no9-1.jpg

Okay, this right here. As you can clearly see this girl wants some action. However, Tebow is just standing there like a douche just hugging her. Now, if it was me. I would pick her up, put her over my shoulder, give her pat on the behind and say: "Baby, let's go!"

Tim, nobody is asking you to become Glen Quagmire Jr. However, just stick it in her once, that's all we're saying. Trust me, and everybody else. Once you try it, you'll like it!

X-Pacolypse
07-25-2009, 09:49 AM
Maybe they want to wait tell they are married you have to remember Tebow is a Religious person

Orlando Magic C Dwight Howard said that same stuff initially, and he wound up knocking up an Orlando Magic dancer. Eventually, they all succumb to the sweet, sweet temptation that is sex. Hell, Tebow could have Erin Andrews with the snap of his fingers if he really wanted to. While Gainesville has it share of rednecks and obnoxious folk, there is no denying about the plethora of hot @ss that walks it's campuses. Take advantage of it while you can, Timmy!

BobDole
07-25-2009, 10:55 AM
Orlando Magic C Dwight Howard said that same stuff initially, and he wound up knocking up an Orlando Magic dancer. Eventually, they all succumb to the sweet, sweet temptation that is sex. Hell, Tebow could have Erin Andrews with the snap of his fingers if he really wanted to. While Gainesville has it share of rednecks and obnoxious folk, there is no denying about the plethora of hot @ss that walks it's campuses. Take advantage of it while you can, Timmy!

got an awesome dwight story for you. he went on a date with a friend of mine from high school. after the date they were back at his place watching tv. out of nowhere, he just stands up, strips buck *** naked, and casually walks out to his hot tub. she, being the star fugger she is, of course followed. how awesome would it be to be able to do **** like that and get away with it? i could never get away with a fantastic stunt like that. ugh.

JCane
07-25-2009, 07:55 PM
Orlando Magic C Dwight Howard said that same stuff initially, and he wound up knocking up an Orlando Magic dancer. Eventually, they all succumb to the sweet, sweet temptation that is sex. Hell, Tebow could have Erin Andrews with the snap of his fingers if he really wanted to. While Gainesville has it share of rednecks and obnoxious folk, there is no denying about the plethora of hot @ss that walks it's campuses. Take advantage of it while you can, Timmy!

First time that dude tags one he's going to reflect back on his days in Gainesville and say, "Oooooh ****."

:lol:

Arsenal WV
07-25-2009, 09:11 PM
got an awesome dwight story for you. he went on a date with a friend of mine from high school. after the date they were back at his place watching tv. out of nowhere, he just stands up, strips buck *** naked, and casually walks out to his hot tub. she, being the star fugger she is, of course followed. how awesome would it be to be able to do **** like that and get away with it? i could never get away with a fantastic stunt like that. ugh.


Porking Dwight Howard?:confused:

Namor
07-25-2009, 11:52 PM
Porking Dwight Howard?:confused:

I don't care who you are....THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

BobDole
07-26-2009, 07:10 AM
Porking Dwight Howard?:confused:

zing. :rimshot:

i could get you his number if you want. if you're feelin frisky.

X-Pacolypse
07-27-2009, 09:22 AM
got an awesome dwight story for you. he went on a date with a friend of mine from high school. after the date they were back at his place watching tv. out of nowhere, he just stands up, strips buck *** naked, and casually walks out to his hot tub. she, being the star fugger she is, of course followed. how awesome would it be to be able to do **** like that and get away with it? i could never get away with a fantastic stunt like that. ugh.

Great story! When you have millions upon millions of dollars and you're built like a tank, you can get away with that stuff. I don't blame Dwight one bit.

Boone
07-27-2009, 09:46 AM
Looking at her, Tebow has no excuse for being a virgin. If I dated her, I couldn't even begin to tell you how many hot ones I would be pumping in her on a daily basis.:fhpotd:

BobDole
07-27-2009, 05:06 PM
Great story! When you have millions upon millions of dollars and you're built like a tank, you can get away with that stuff. I don't blame Dwight one bit.

me neither. :d-day:

aquaman54
07-27-2009, 09:34 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-tim-tebow-virgin-s072309,0,6695168.story
Yeah...But I'm sure that pertains to only girls......:chuckle: :hump:

Ricky_Fan34
07-27-2009, 10:48 PM
I doubt it.

AirFishOne
07-28-2009, 08:08 PM
Ok, I applaud Tebow for standing by his Christian beliefs, not alot do, and that is really great of him.

But....seriously....why? Why? Why? Why? WHY IS THIS EVEN NEWS???? This has nothing to do with college football. This is the cherry on the cake that is ESPN's Teboner....

Its sad, he's a great athlete, great kid and role model, but ESPN just wants everyone outside of Gainesville, Florida to hate this man.

Vaark
07-29-2009, 01:36 PM
What Tim left unsaid though, is that he's into Blumpkins and Cleveland Steamers

jared81
07-29-2009, 06:23 PM
got an awesome dwight story for you. he went on a date with a friend of mine from high school. after the date they were back at his place watching tv. out of nowhere, he just stands up, strips buck *** naked, and casually walks out to his hot tub. she, being the star fugger she is, of course followed. how awesome would it be to be able to do **** like that and get away with it? i could never get away with a fantastic stunt like that. ugh.


did your friend ever work at the winghouse? if its the same girl, then i got a story for you.

BobDole
07-30-2009, 01:58 PM
did your friend ever work at the winghouse? if its the same girl, then i got a story for you.

she did not - although i would still like to hear the story.